You know this has to be an absolute train wreck for them to hold the embargo this long.

You know this has to be an absolute train wreck for them to hold the embargo this long. Has Taika Waititi finally made a bad movie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't it the same for their last movie? embargo lifted a few days from release.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they lifted the embargo early than expected for Ragnarok, it was 7 days before release
      it is now 3 days before Thor 4's release

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        correction: it was 14 days before release

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tick tock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Top Gun reached 1.1billions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The absolute state of marvel shill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Very very based. Please keep this up as the weeks progress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >NOTHING custom on denial/worry/panic/suicide
      corporate shills can't meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      soulless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao maverick is going to absolutely humiliate this movie

      AVATAR
      TOP GUN

      your two saviours of 2022

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >anime troony
        >avatar
        you're no better than that capeshitter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Avatar is based, cope about it. It’s also infinitely above capeshit since the effects are fantastic and it has a visionary behind it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I still like comic shit but this ain’t reaching big numbers at all

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Has Taika Waititi finally made a bad movie?
    No, he's made another bad movie

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be higher than Eternals but not by much. You can soundly guess how good an MCU movie is after the press screening because there's already been negative feedback and coming from the exclusive homosexual nerd club they let into previews it means it's absurdly bad.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >finally

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Has Taika Waititi finally made a bad movie?

    He's never made a good movie.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or good TV shows. Wellington Paranormal has to got to be the worst TV show I've ever endured, I made it almost halfway through episode one, wondering how the frick it got greenlit.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has Taika Waititi finally made a bad movie?
    When has he made a good one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jojo rabbit would've been good without him playing hitler

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally the best part of the movie next to Rockwell's character.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    didn't the movie already release in Australia or somewhere?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >finally

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >marvel movies
    >bombing
    It will make at least 700M

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Three of their last five movies bombed senpai

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was still fear of Covid then. Now Covid is over.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >m-muh fear of Covid
          Black Widow got dunked on by Space Jam 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I though Shang Chi was ok at least, haven't seen the others. I watched it because I love Kim's Convenience.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I refuse to watch shang chi because its a chink movie with chinks in it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well thought out argument, I got nothing to refute you with.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And Doctor Strange 2 was a bit of a disappointment. You know they were expecting over a billion.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't be surprised if they re-released it with some deleted scenes (there seems to be a ton of them) just to push it pass 1b

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I remember it being hyped for months before release, including Cinemaphile and daily Tom Cruise as Iron Man thread
          And then it just stopped, whenever i saw actual poster for release at local kinoplex i genuinly thought this place gave me permament brain damage

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney is fricked if the MCU goes down. 35% of Disney plus users are in India and that's only because Disney held the streaming rights to Cricket. Disney recently lost those rights. it won't matter financially too much if they lose Indian subscribers their ARPU is only like 70¢

    however imagine the MCU crashing and burning along with Pixar, Star Wars and Disney plus losing at least a quarter of it's global subscribers.

    lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're not wrong, how many Indians do you think download pic related.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this

        Interesting facts about india, do indians like capeshit or are they only subscribed to cricket?

        don't know, I read about it recently. they got the cricket steaming deal when they bought Fox. I doubt Disney offers much they'd care about outside of Cricket, they're pretty socially conservative there and Disney is appalling to people with traditional values. any movies they're interested in they can just pirate, it's not like they'll face any repercussions.
        maybe an Indian anon can answer that

        >35% of Disney plus users are in India and that's only because Disney held the streaming rights to Cricket.
        This. I've heard how Disney+'s status in India is like a ticking time bomb that could catastrophically tank the whole service if they lose that demographic.

        they just recently lost the streaming rights and ended up paying 3 billion for the Indian live TV rights. maybe it's more profitable there IDK, but even if a third of Indian viewers cancel their subscriptions it's like 10% of their global subscribers.

        I think Chapek will be blamed instead of the product initially. he'll be fired and Disney will continue to crash and burn over the next few years. long time investors will finally have had enough and Bob Iger will return and completely clean house. wokeness will be completely eliminated, with the exception of Maverick tier diversity and inclusion.
        I'm probably wrong but considering how well Maverick did there are sure to be a less woke trend in Hollywood.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maverick is pure kino

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            it's ok, some of the diversity shit is laughable but not a bad movie. It's the office hot if current year movies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Bob Iger will return
          >wokeness will be completely eliminated
          lolwut

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he's one of the largest single shareholders in Disney. It's lost half of its value. with Disney's downward slide he'll lose even more.
            with the success of Maverick, Minions and other none woke IPs Disney shareholders will want to follow suit, however the people in place at Disney will refuse. they pressured Chapek to cave on being neutral in the FL anti grooming laws, which cost Disney its special status. they demanded Lightyear not censor the gay shit which cost them, got them banned in certain markets, warning labels in Latin America.
            they can't admit wokeness is the root of the cause.

            once investors bleed enough they needed a hatchet man, who better than an old guy who brought Pixar, the MCU and Star Wars to Disney.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Iger is undoubtedly more woke than Chapek though, he's buddy buddy with corporate elite leftists in american politics and will without a doubt do nothing to help Disney if he returns

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >downward spiral
              Lol what this this meme? The top ten grossing films of the last 5 years alone have all been Disney products.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Do you think Disney listened to their actions? Disney stocks sometimes lead me to believe that they have an unlimited source of money

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Iger doesn't work there anymore. They just renewed Chapek's contract. Why are you still talking about Iger? They're not going to bring him back to blame him for anything, he's not even on the board anymore, and sold half his shares two years ago.

              Chapeck was just renewed. The board is standing behind him, win or fail. Try to keep up. Hollywood collectively threw a fit last week when it was announced.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Bob Iger will return and completely clean house. wokeness will be completely eliminated,
          lmao Iger was the one who pushed the woke shit before Chapek. He's as much to blame as the latter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I think Chapek will be blamed instead of the product initially. he'll be fired and Disney will continue to crash and burn over the next few years
          He just got renewed for 3 more years by the board, NEET. Try to keep up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine all those angry Indians after downloading for hours, kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Interesting facts about india, do indians like capeshit or are they only subscribed to cricket?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >35% of Disney plus users are in India and that's only because Disney held the streaming rights to Cricket.
      This. I've heard how Disney+'s status in India is like a ticking time bomb that could catastrophically tank the whole service if they lose that demographic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They make most of their income from other things than boxoffice cash, they make no money from Disney+, and probably never will. But, the tax writeoffs and shenanigans will be worth it, over time. Disney is a pro at mining gold from failure, like most corporations.

      https://www.investopedia.com/how-disney-makes-money-4799164#:~:text=Disney%20Segment%20Breakdown&text=Disney%20Segment%20Breakdown%3A%20Revenue%3A%20Linear,Experiences%20and%20Products%2C%2062%25.

      DMED Linear Networks: networks, like ABC, ESPN, etc. Live tv - which means advertising cash. 35%.

      DPED is parks. 33%

      DMED: Direct To Consumer is Disney+ and Hulu. 21%

      DMED: Content Sales/Licensing/Other: is everything else, including theatrical releases for MCU, Disney, Lucas, and Pixar combined. 11%

      The first two profited. The last two lost money, which accounts for the stock drop. But, Disney makes money hand over fist from the parks and network income, and will float the movie divisions and the streaming platforms. Disney+ is an issue, because they lost half a billion dollars for the first half of 2022 - but that might be baked into their business plan, and probably is. They can go on another buying spree and buy content for it, like everyone else is. Disney is not fricked if MCU continues to fail, they'll just cut the budgets there, and buy new franchises to milk, and keep on trucking.

      You have to remember that despite the drama and stock drop, they're still incredibly profitable as a corporation. Their profits are down, but they still made mountains of money.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The embargo lifts in less than 15 hours. It'll probably be fresh but in the low 70s like Multiverse of Madness.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You know this has to be an absolute train wreck for them to hold the embargo this long.
    >thinking an MCU movie directed by a israelite of the inner circle would be allowed a low score

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >finally

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another Cinemaphile is going to act surprised when the movie gets rave reviews from moron shill "critics" on RT episode

    Cue the schizo posters claiming how the 20th movie in the last 3 years is having its numbers artificially bumped by the studio because somehow pretending that people are still seeing superhero movies is cost effective for them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      eternals broke the MCU's hymen, now anything is possible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sincerely hoping it does fail. I enjoyed Doctor Strange for the Raimi components but I honestly feel like digging up nostalgia points is basically the "we're out of ideas" death bell.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if digits it's lower than The Dark World's score

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be decent, make a frickton of money and have a positive response on RT and you will spend the next six months memoryholing that you thought this or arguing that it's all secretly le bad and le paid reviewers and the gorbillion meme marketing budget or some other such cope.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to you that you think bootlicking billion dollar corporations is a meaningful activity and makes you a good person?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you aren't allowed to like anything at all! AHHHH nothing happens! It's all shill campaigns
        Take your meds, homosexual. I liked Ragnarok and Waititi's work in general and there's nothing you can do to stop me from liking this capeshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Taika?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          millenial coonsoomists with paper thin skin and esl tier bants will never not be funny

          watch whatever the frick you want to, fats. think we're gonna tackle your soft soi ass and curbstomp sense into you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ESL
            The entire post was in plain and coherent English, moron. Your insults don't even make any sense, how many tabs are open?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >curbstomp sense into you
            It's just a comic book movie, schizo. It's ok to like them for the popcorn flicks that that are.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk what planet you are living on but there is no way in hell this will get bad reviews
    Sure, it might be a terrible movie and probably will be. But it will be praised just as hard as the previous one.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it fricking crashes and burns, but then again, that’s just wishful thinking. The consoomers will still rave about how it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread, and then get excited for the next capeshit movie like the braindead sheep they are.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the MCU doesn't put out interesting movies it's gonna die simple as
    I miss the days of guardian of the galaxy or interesting characters. Now it's all about pandering and stupid shit. Where's Silver Surfer ? Phyla-Vell ? Annohilators ? Dark Avengers ? Do something kino you morons

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who still watches this shit.. is there even acting involved? It's a green screen shit fest with dialogue

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