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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    -l

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      -less

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Well at least...
    >compared to...
    >it's a masterpiece compared to...
    anytime I hear these as the main defense of a movie I immediately assume said movie is shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what’s your opinion on the sequels by chance?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to rape Natalie Hershlag.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hey get in line pal. You're after the dog. No, the other one.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and the effects in the original trilogy were fricking awful. They are all clearly models, had extremely poor compositing, and the shots were just models moving in a straight line as the camera slowly pans. Not to mention how bad the alien costumes looked like. There are very few notable good designs in the OT, most of them looked like cheap puppets made of latex and rubber.

      The speeder scene in RotJ is atrocious, even after the remasters tried to fix the compositing.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only movie that comes close to the prequels in the quality of its cgi and its creative design is avatar which had an extremely forgettable story. There no other movies that can make you feel like your in a different universe that people actually live in

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >There no other movies that can make you feel like your in a different universe that people actually live in
      *ahem*

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >that people actually live in
        >desert shithole
        >flyover forest moon
        >glorified gas station

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What are you even blathering about? Both worlds look like cartoons. Is this supposed to be bait?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good post, taking a deep dive into the behind the scenes of the prequels reveals just how much practicality they used in the process, not that it’s a metric for actual “quality” of the movies but the argument that “much le cgi!!! I shit my diaper!!” Is annoying as fug TR8A

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit what a fricking waste of incredible sets and costumes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why is it a waste
        all of those things were showcased very iconically to an entire generation

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's heavily diluted by CG

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            oh am i supposed to not like it now?
            i guess my masters degree in valuable film opinions doesn’t mean my opinion is more valuable tho…

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No, I never said you weren't supposed to like it you weird homosexual

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >I went to university just so I could end up shilling the prequels on a mongolian basket weaving forum
              Thank God they got rid of affirmative action

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when cgi jar jar stepped in a cgi pile of poop i said wow i truly am in tatooine!

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it's an "ESL doesn't know how the internet works and makes a new thread instead of replying" episode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe I just didn't want to bump the shit thread I'm shitting on.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Movies should not be art with messages and themes, just 2+ hour toy commercials with surface-level references to real world politics and history to compensate for actual substance
    This is what Prequel fans honestly believe.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels sucked dick

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember this scene at all, who was the blue guy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Darth Sad.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Practical effects are so much bett-

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the one guy who has to hit himself because the choreography is nonsense lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They arewhen you don't have some Black personhomosexual woman trying to make everything into a tuti fruti bantu jungle dance

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao nice

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >this scene isn't for a student movie or a low budget music video
      Grim

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this has nothing to do with practical effects, this is just bad choreography

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    sou-cubuss

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Besides Closer and Your Highness,

    Does Natalie Portman wear thongs/g-strings ?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"The prequels sucked, therefore it's okay if Disney slop sucks!"

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what’s the technical difference between blue and green screens? why did blue screens go away in favor of green?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chroma_key

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tummy

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    GREEN SCREEN SOUL
    SHITTY DIALOGUE SOUL
    REDDIT PREQUEL MEMES SOUL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      when cgi jar jar stepped in a cgi pile of poop i said wow i truly am in tatooine!

      i’m not surprised baby talk is all you have at this point

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this feels bad to watch physically

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        its like if a highschool production was given a 50 million dollar budget

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          more like 1 million

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Giving money directly to the fans would probably be the best thing Disney could do with this franchise.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        May the Thread be with you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how is the person with guns not getting torn to shreds?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Prequels relied too much on CGI and the dialogue was shit. still better than anything Disney has made.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Prequels relied too much on CGI
      A lot of the locations were miniatures that they'd superimpose the actors onto. They also had actual sets and locations, so they weren't always in a blue screen room.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Regardless, prequels relied too much on CGI

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >prequels relied too much on CGI
          No it didn't. Quit being a fricking nerd, dude.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but they did rely too much on ugly cgi

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The prequels were bad and pretty much every criticism by RLM was correct. Though one important one wasn't. The prequels DID feel like Star Wars. It was bad Star Wars, but it was definitely made from the same crop, just weird and overcomplicated (Anakin should just have been a hot-headed ace pilot in the Naboo space force, because he had unrecognized force powers), but at least it didn't feel like a corpse paraded around like a costume in an expensive stage play.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >pretty much every criticism by RLM was correct

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >had some of the best tummies in the history of cinema
    FITE ME

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Nat
    Yes, it had soul.

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