You know what, FUCK YOU JIM. What the fuck even is your problem? You know what I do once I leave the office?

You know what, FUCK YOU JIM
What the fuck even is your problem?
You know what I do once I leave the office? I go to my family and help them with the farm.
Now what DO YOU DO? You go to your shitty apartment you rent in FUCKING Scranton central and think all night about your elaborated pranks. Don't you have a life to live? Why are you so obsessed with me you weirdo?
And please Jim, don't act like you're too cool for this job and this city, because this is EXACTLY your place. I know your kind Jim : good-looking, smart, but also lazy. Too lazy to succeed.
So LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE and start selling some fucking paper.

This is what I would have said to Jim.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would have punched him in the fucking face the day I found out he broke into my property to change the time on my alarm. Then I would press charges for breaking and entering

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jim starts laughing
    >The slutty secretary he's banging starts laughing behind him
    >Your boss walks in and laughs with them because he's desperate to be in the "cool group"
    >Your HR rep walks in, mumbles something about harassing coworkers, then leaves
    >You go home and cry as you jerk off into another dress sock you'll never wear because you're not invited out to places

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG
      I know guys like Jim. The moment you stand up to them, they shit their pants.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not like they weren't true to that. Jim pissed his pants when the boyfriend confronted him. He never showed backbone, even let women talk him to death instead of telling them to stfu.
        In other words, extremely relatable to normies.
        99% of men shit themselves in confrontations. The only ones who don't are considered psychos and usually end up in trouble with police. Don't know if that's fair to the "tough" guys but it's definitely (appropriate behaviour) to be a pussy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WRONG
          I know guys like Jim. The moment you stand up to them, they shit their pants.

          He'd shit his pants if another MAN was confronting him. Not some basement dwelling incel. You're just not that guy pal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I am. Believe me, you don't want to see me angry.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like something a jim/pussy would say to puff up and look tough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            IRL Jim’s pussy out when incels get mad

            It’s not like incels have anything to lose

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When a nice guy loses his temper, the devil shivers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dwight was not exactly the one you'd want to cross. his extreme autism coupled with his shrewdness and knowledge of guns make for a deadly combo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That did happen , when Roy tried to rightfully beat his ass, Jim ran away and had to get alpha Dwight to save him

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Michael: What's going on here?
    >Kevin: Jim made Dwight CRY.
    >Pam: Yeah, Jim you should apologize, you know how sensitive and emotionally weak Dwight is
    >Karen: Poor Dwight, he was weeping, you're horrible Jim. *playfully punches Jim's shoulder and smiles at him*
    >Michael: Wow, okay. Not cool Jim. Not on my watch. Everybody, conference room. NOW. We're having an impromptu anti-bullying presentation.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work with a guy like Dwight. It’s great, I bully him, too. Last week I built a fake bedroom set in the office and every time he started talking I acted like I was getting really sleepy. After like 10 minutes I tucked myself in and started fake snoring.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwight was the psy-op to convince younger generations that traditional masculinity is for autists

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, Dwight was an autist and a nerd. Roy and Derryl were the characters depicting traditional masculinity on the show.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, Dwight was an autist and a nerd. Roy and Derryl were the characters depicting traditional masculinity on the show.

      Why do zoomers have to make everything political?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        groomed by 4chan or twitter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are millenicels.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >/misc/ claims to hate The Office
    >/misc/ catalog is full of threads defending the weird school shooter character from a show most posters claim to hate
    Many such cases. Sad!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arguing is for women, if someone bothers you solve the problem like a man and draw a dick on their car with a knife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's svastikas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's svastikas.

      >not putting offensive bumper stickers on their car and letting passerbys do it for you
      Step it up man cmon

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah oi can take a man from behoind easily

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The British office is better in every way

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which came first? and please tell me there are different characters? I think I'll start watching it today.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The US version was first. It was so popular they tried to do a UK version. It wasn't very good, I think it only lasted one season?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The UK office is just shitty UK humor. "I sat in me chair quite funneh ;)" "I wolked funneh at the train yahd" "me eat me crumpets but me workmate did a tizzy to em!"

            >considered watching
            Nevermind. Any other suggestions?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You got memed on, the UK version is the original one and it's far funnier and has actual depth to it while the US version is just silly American comedy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The UK office is just shitty UK humor. "I sat in me chair quite funneh ;)" "I wolked funneh at the train yahd" "me eat me crumpets but me workmate did a tizzy to em!"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          UK came first, different characters, much better pacing, realistic and grounded in reality and overall completely funnier. Seething american samefag lied in the other replies to get you to not watch it. It's 2 seasons, not 9 seasons of schlock.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My boys over at RT TV got me rewatching with them fr fr ngl.. and bruh zoro be cappin...

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember what happened when Jim hit Dwight in the face with a snowball? What did "beta incel" Dwight do?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UK Office > Parks and Rec > US Office

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would’ve punched his lights out.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sorry that you feel that way Dwight, if you have a problem with me. Take it up with Toby, and file a complaint or something.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow… uhm awkward. Jeez Dwight is everything okay at home?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of the pranks are even remotely funny.
    >haha i just inconvenienced some guy trying to do his job by spending all of my time and money on this "prank"
    It's just the kind of shit retards think would be clever to do but in reality it would just be way too much effort for the payoff being you getting fired.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the one where they had an asian guy replace jim was kinda funny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being such a cuck you let another guy kiss your wife as a "prank"
        jim is a fucking gay beta

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it was just an asian guy, basically a homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Until you think about all the time and effort sunk into performing the prank. At that point, Jim isn't just wasting his own time, he's wasting someone else's time. And again, the result is you would be fired, and could even fall under criminal investigation since he gave the dude his password and access to his work computer.
        >haha wouldn't it be funny if you made out with my wife dude haha and i'd be in the closet watching and jerking off while you do it haha what a prank
        Just gay and dumb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jello isn't expensive

      the one where they had an asian guy replace jim was kinda funny

      Put the coins in his phone then taking them all out was the best one imo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, but think about the time that went into it. He would have had to work late to swipe the stapler, then overnight make jello and set it, and then go to work early in the morning and put his stapler in the desk before he shows up. All so he can go "wow, you stole company property, took it home with you, ruined it by putting it into jello, and then placed it back in my desk. Grats on getting fired bro, you sure pranked yourself."

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus fucking christ you are a lame fucking gay. kys

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate jim and pam

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rewatch season 1 and 2. Dwight deserved all the shit Him gave him.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You non genx don't understand that Jim is literally us

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every once in a while they have Dwight be a dick to people, unprovoked, in order to justify all the bullying Jim does to him.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *