You know what this piece of paper says Jeremy?

This piece of paper says I am fricked.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >when he decides he can't take it anymore and will just go live in the car park
    keked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE'S THE BEEF?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just go in there and tell the truth
      Soph this isn't an advert, this is real life!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, this could be difficult to row back from. This isn't a misspelt email. This is going feral. I mean, rejecting society and seeking the company of wild creatures, that's not going to look good on my quarterly review..

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The older I get the more I feel like the worst aspects of Mark & Jeremy lumped together in one barely functioning individual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember posting this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Who are you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who who, who who

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      us all, peep show was a masterpiece until it went gay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        realistically it was a long time coming

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I don't care they gave Jeremy a boyfriend, I care that despite all the lines over the years that clearly showed he was bi or at least bi-leaning they acted like it was some huge revelation, even in Jeremy's own mind. Peep Show always had quite a modern, liberated mindset when it came to sexuality, but the last series came off like a show from the late 90s where they're just so fricking pleased with themselves to make a character gay. It's almost like it was written by different people.

          yeah i was only joking i know exactly what you mean. the episode where he sucked off super hans was hilarious and played the gay thing off as just another part of jeremy's degenerate and impulsive personality
          >right, my turn now
          was very different than the actual for real gay crust buster arc

          He also thinks about how he's slept with more guys than Sophie's measly 4. So why is he suddenly 'coming out' to Mark about having all these confused feelings. It shouldn't even bother him. If it feels good, do it!

          >us all, peep show was a masterpiece until it went gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >reading comprehension
            don't care that Jeremy had a boyfriend, I care that it was treated as something special

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        realistically it was a long time coming

        I don't care they gave Jeremy a boyfriend, I care that despite all the lines over the years that clearly showed he was bi or at least bi-leaning they acted like it was some huge revelation, even in Jeremy's own mind. Peep Show always had quite a modern, liberated mindset when it came to sexuality, but the last series came off like a show from the late 90s where they're just so fricking pleased with themselves to make a character gay. It's almost like it was written by different people.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i was only joking i know exactly what you mean. the episode where he sucked off super hans was hilarious and played the gay thing off as just another part of jeremy's degenerate and impulsive personality
          >right, my turn now
          was very different than the actual for real gay crust buster arc

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He also thinks about how he's slept with more guys than Sophie's measly 4. So why is he suddenly 'coming out' to Mark about having all these confused feelings. It shouldn't even bother him. If it feels good, do it!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've lost my elephant man, my beautiful elephant man

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care what Superhans says, we are NOT calling the pub "Free the Pedos".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Compromise. Swan… and Pedo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It'll freak 'em out! What the f***'s a washing machine doing in a pub? Jesus, I need a drink. Yeah? And boom, they'll have to have one of our organic scrumpies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh, what? Oh, 'cause it's a computer you think it's made of spiders webs and magic? It's just a metal box Jez, they're indestructible.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pedophobe*

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A tube up his nose, a tube up his nose, there's a man with a tube up his nose.
    I actually had a tube up my nose too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *forgot the pic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of my favourite quotes from the show is when they're having a party and Mark invites Gerard even though their fighting over Dobby
        Jez: "That's big of you inviting him"
        Mark: "I thought it would look petty and vindictive not to, and as a petty and vindictive individual I have to take extra care not to appear petty or vindictive"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My favourite

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was the first episode I watched. It's great

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Another lasagna?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait I'm literally Mark?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Internal Monologue: Just 10 more minutes, 10 minutes is all I need then I'll be back to posting on Cinemaphile. Heh a quick visit to /gif/ never hurt anyone, and the (You)s here are so easy. A BBC here, a troony there and ah yes a cumshot thread that should get the (You)s rolling in. Now a quick powerwank and I'll get back to harvesting JLB approved (You)s, but which thread? Oh chubby amateurs, the anxious self-hating man's crumpet. Now if I can just-
    >Corrigan!?
    Johnson?!
    >Is that...normal posting Mark?
    *closes /gif/ tabs*
    Absolutely Alan, I was just reading some posts on /b/ haha you know what they say Cinemaphile is blue /b/!
    >I think not Corrigan, that was far too many pornographic thumbnails even for /b/. You were on /gif/ again.
    Alan no, it's not like that.
    >How many times do I have to tell you Mark, we run a clean shop here. Blue (You)s only, there's no margin on pink (You)s.
    Alan, I can't-
    >Can't stop? I understand Corrrigan, you're a coomer aren't you? It's ok we've all been there.
    Internal Monologue: A coomer?! Surely he can't think this poorly of me.
    Alan I'm not a coomer, it was just one (1) wank.
    >It's never just one (1) wank Corrigan. One (1) wank turns into one (1) wank a day which quickly becomes one (1) wank an hour. Come with me we're going to Cinemaphile you need to learn about nofap and semen retention.
    Internal Monologue: Oh no, not Cinemaphile. I'll admit their zinc based load supplement stack did improve my life but they're just so gay it's hard to take them seriously on anything else. Not that I'm a homophobe, but their obsession with pictures of shirtless men is just not my cup of tea and I've only recently recovered from the bullying after they tricked me into posting my physique.
    >IM NOT SICK BUT IM NOT WELL

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't be alarmed Mark, it's just Tai Chi
    This is one of the best episodes.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like peep show but they honestly never topped
    >clean shirt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a couple of my mates watched it as it came out and to this day we still call people clean shirt when calling them a nonce, always gets a chuckle

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like it but its overrated starts to fall away by s6

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It could have ended after the wedding with Sophie, but there's still lots of great moments in the following seasons.
      Season 9 definitely didn't need to happen.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Dinner episode in S9 is the only great episode in the last 3/4 seasons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really like season 6.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The scythe is remorseless.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finished the show a year ago and still haven't found an adequate replacement, it is so much better than any comedy show out there, even if the last few seasons fell a bit flat. It has ruined watching shows for me, I even watched "Back" or whatever and that was so disappointing.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give us your phone give us your wallet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So weird seeing that little twerp on game of thrones like 20 years later.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That little twerp's got his own jet airplane. That little twerp is a millionaire.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it's very damp, it's sodden. Sodden. It just means very damp.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre powerful centres of healing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you're what my grandma would call a real piece of shit
      this quote constantly pops up in my mind

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Big Suze

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i thought brit women were ugly
      is she like a 15/10 in bongland?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Royalty.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice chebs on the right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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