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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As much of a creep as Jessie Eisenburg looks, even he couldn't capture the souless eyes Mark does.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The next generation will completely forget about this movie unless Zuckerberg pulls off some sort of comeback story like Steve Jobs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's one of the richest and most influential people in the world right now. What is he coming back from?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Assuming they're talking about how Meta has been losing billions recently.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the ... most influential people in the world right now

        lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >right now.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mandatory.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is he trolling?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >reaches out left hand as if he expects the toast to leap into it
      >toast pops
      >takes it with his right hand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      thr original zuckerberg died, this is what the cia does, it replaces comoany owners with mk ultra drones that work for the agency, all importsnt companies in USA are owned by the shadow goberment, theres nothing capitalistic about USA

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >grabs Zuckerfricks computer
    >doesn't smash it into his face repeatedly
    Missed opportunity tbh.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eduardo was his friend and he just left him out to dry like that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're not a part of Facebook

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That shit made my boil burn this smug frick waltzes in and takes more percentage than Eduardo

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In real life the guy didn't even realised he'd fricked himself with that contract until months later.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In real life, the bourgeoisie and their ACHK-olytes come from money and have so much they don't need to worry about anything concerning scarcity so its easy for them to act on and fund stupid ideas. They don't have any innate claims to their wealth or inheritance or anything they do really on the merit of intelligence. In fact they often lack it which is why they often higher smarter underlings to do their bidding.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they often higher smarter underlings
        *hire

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >bourgeoisie
        Stopped reading there

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because lawyers make up dificult to read contracts on purpouse to give themselves a job

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Granted but it's also indicative of how little involvement he actually had in what was going on at facebook.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >israelite israelites israelite

    Why am I supposed to feel bad for anybody in this movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who said you're supposed to feel sorry for them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I felt bad for the chad twins
      they became crypto billionaires later though and they’re not universally despised like Zuck, so I guess they actually won in the end

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't he just give kenneth the zucc?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was nice seeing him die in Vivarium.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Surprised this movie didnt tarnish his rep. He was a real autistic piece of shit.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MySpace = 500 million dollars
    >MySpace + choosing who can see your page = a bajillion dollars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Significantly cleaner UI, rolled out to a different userbase, actively developed and improved

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Counterpoint: I’ve never met a cute scene girl who goes to my town’s other high school and therefore doesn’t know I’m a loser at my school on facebook.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Myspace was better, you could customize your own page

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people thought he was portrayed very negatively in the film and maybe too harshly
    >actually they probably portrayed him too pleasantly in that he's just soulless and lacking any empathy instead of a weird alien robot (also soulless and lacking any empathy) poorly masquerading as human

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Noo I’m just a poor israelite at Harvard, the WASPs are oppressing me!
    The movie isn’t set in 1912 so I didn’t find this part particularly believable.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You better lawyer up, butthole, because I'm not coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for EVERYTHING!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i'm not coming back for singles i'm coming back for DOUBLES

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The most unrealistic part of this movie was how they couldn't make him a total autismo and made him date Rooney Mara. Come on.

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