you may not like it but this is still the canon STAR WARS episodes - VII VIII IX. so eat shit you disney enjoying filth

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so eat shit you disney enjoying filth

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like Zahn's current take on Thrawn and the Chiss in general, especially since he keeps fricking with the canon under the Mouse's nose, but I do miss the classic feel of that original trilogy even if the ending is an asspull.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thrawn could be a good character in a less black and white series like Dune or 40k but he's just a dumbass in Star Wars, there is no way he does not know Palpatine is stupid sociopath that blow up planets for fun.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He does know, he just wants to be on the good side of a guy that does that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In the old EU Thrawn knew this and was against building the Death Star.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He does know, he just wants to be on the good side of a guy that does that.

          Did he had any plan to stop Sheev from going on a rampage? Because all his speeches were "bruh you don't need to start a civil war dumbass just sign a petition or whatever the empire is a regular goverment"

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Thrawn didn’t care how Palpatine ran the government, he only cared about military matters. The main reason for his pragmatism in HTTE is because he’s got no choice; being the good cop lets him free up resources better spent elsewhere and helps consolidate his rule.
            We don’t know how he would have acted if he’d managed to win, but we do know that he’s not averse to backstabbing and overwhelming force when he feels like it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you get cancer

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No, I keep saying this, if you adapted them one to one you'd get a very boring story, it would not be that great aside from the opening and ending, the rest would be incredibly boring and hung up on stupid details.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I read a few chapters of Heir to the Empire and it read like terrible fanfiction so I dropped it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, it's only fanfiction now, but wasn't then.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it was a good fanfiction made by a fan for fans unlike Disney Woke Trash

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can we agree pic related trilogies are the greatest movie tie-ins of all time?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I bought a copy of an unproduced movie script from some movie memorabilia shop in 1993. Then years later, those AvP books came out, and the first one is a novelization of that same script.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a Luke drives Mara to the brink of insanity by aggressively not giving a shit that his life is in danger episode
    >it’s a Mara fricks up a force choke so badly that the victim initially thought he’d done his collar up too tight episode

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A gay man jerked me off in the bathroom at the Cinemax on 9th st. When the phantom menace came out back in 01. I paid him in a movie theater hot dog and large cherry coke and went back to sit with my wife and kids.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, you told me those were for your falcon.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I want to do a line of cocaine off of your thick black snickers bar wiener Robert

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can you give me a quick summary of this trilogy?
    I wouldn't be opposed to reading them if they're enjoyable.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most people who enjoyed this trilogy read it when they were aged 12-14. You're unlikely to get much out of it as an adult.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Grand Admiral Thrawn returns from working on the galactic edge to find the empire shattered. He proceeds to gather up imperial remnants and conquer planets by running laps around the new republic's commanders. He utilizes strategy, new technology along with innovative usage of old technology and cooperates with a crazy force user clone (who also provides Thrawn with clone troopers).

      It's been forever since I read the books so can't comment on writing quality but Thrawn's tactic and the space battles really stuck with me. For once the imperial commander isn't a bumbling idiot but an actually brilliant military strategist making the most of his underlings. He performs a surprise attack on Coruscant utlizing some old ass mining ships that create powerful gravity fields, he uses those gravity fields to pull his fleet out of hyperspace way closer to the planet than normally possible.

      Another thing I remember is him sneaking a single cloaked ship inside a planetary shield and then perfectly times shots from his ship hitting the planetary shield with shots from the cloaked ship the convince the people on the planet that he has magic shield penetrating weapons and forces their total surrender.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What got me interested is the fact it opens with an Imperial captain demonstrating his poise and calmly reprimanding a younger officer, then showing that he’s not even in command.
        It was a neat way of showing that it wasn’t just going to be one circus master ‘tard wrangling a bunch of clowns

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >He performs a surprise attack on Coruscant utlizing some old ass mining ships that create powerful gravity fields, he uses those gravity fields to pull his fleet out of hyperspace way closer to the planet than normally possible.
        You are mixing some things up. The mining ships were used in Sluis Van shipyards in an attempt to dig in to Mon Calimari ships and steal them. The gravity ships were called Interdictor cruisers and had a variety of uses. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Interdictor-class_Star_Destroyer

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the asteroid attack is when he fits a load of them with cloaking devices and fires them into the atmosphere, meaning they can’t risk lowering the planetary shield until they know they’ve found them all.
          At the time cloaking devices were seen as useless because they blocked signals in an out, making them effectively blind

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thrawn, Mara Jade, Pellaeon, and Interdictors were good.

    C'boath, Luuke, Jedi kryptonite, and battle meditation were all shitty creations that made the Star Wars universe feel more like a cheap comic book than a grand epic.

    There are some very boring passages with weak descriptions, like that whole episode with the mining machines in Lando's new business enterprise. That was dire.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > Luuke
      I never got the complaints for this one. It’s literally only a thing for 2 pages. I counted. The fight itself is actually good, since it shows Luke managing to fight a mirror match at a disadvantage and win using his wits, while also having the implication that he’d actually disarm him with brute force had C’Baoth not intervened.
      The naming convention was incredibly dumb, but that was an albatross he’d already tethered himself to.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I never got the complaints for this one.
        The name. morons who never read Zahn's trilogy don't know about clones mispronouncing vowels, so they see the name and b***h about how stupid it is.
        Literally every time you see some homosexual dabbing on EU, it's a fricking normie who was never into EU in the first place. Or a disneydrone. They fricking hate EU.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >C'boath, Luuke
      No, these guys were kino and were a direct reference to the clone wars so they made sense in universe.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What was that one book that had an official soundtrack made for it? It was set between 4 and 5 I believe. It might have been set between 5 and 6.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shadows of the Empire?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only good thing Disney did was give Tarkin some relevancy.

    I have no idea why Lucas completely abandoned the character, he is the original star wars main villain, he was undeniably important in universe being Vader only known friend with a healthy relationship with him with the Emperor trusting him so much he gave him full control and autonomy over the most powerful weapon in the Galaxy that he could use to kill him. Once Tarkin died, The Emperor didn't trust anyone else to lead the project and managed it personally which again show how special Tarkin was.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What I’m still pissed about is that he cast Scorpius to play him in the prequels and then never gave him any scenes.
      He would have been absolutely fantastic in the role

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, also it's just weird that he never show up in the prequel trilogy. The movies would be considerably more enjoyable with Sidious, Tarkin and Anakin all being on the "heroes" side.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not a fan of the series, but I must admit, that is a great scene, it shows Anakin genuinely likes the guy even before turning into a villain. They just share the same exact political views and warfare style even though they are different personality wise so they just admire each other.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Both D*sney and EU are bad non-canon fanfiction. Thrawn is lame as shit Star Trek villain, Mara Jade is a donutsteel OC mary sue, Luuke is moronic.

    Star Wars ended at 6.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mara is actually a deconstruction of Mary sues. Her whole character is someone that is built up to be special but ultimately revealed to be a deluded nobody that relied on others to ever be important.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She is a by-the-book definition of a Mary Sue by virtue of being a fanfiction creation of some random guy, who made her actually super important and was right there in Return of the Jedi all along (!!!!) and she is a smoking hot redhead latex-wearing purple lightsaber assassin very special Darth Vader #2 for the Emperor that we have never known about, who is so skilled and special, but you see, she is le JADED, and the main character of Star Wars, Luke Skywalker, is constantly in awe of her and falls in love with her and wants to fix her, and she becomes the mother of his children! She is a giga fricking Mary Sue. If this came out today, it would be ridiculed to no end. But since this is before the Internet, and therefore old = good automatically, morons lap this slop up.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >is definitely mary sue
          >MC wants to FIX her

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn’t attempt to refute anything in the post
          >parts of the post are already wrong as per the post replied to
          >has a regurgitated list of points that comes up in every frick the eu thread
          >list of buzzwords
          Bot post detected tell ranjesh to step it up.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I read those 30 years ago and loved them, same with the Han Solo books by Brian Daley and the Lando Calrissian Adventures by Neil Smith. The Lando books especially feel alien and removed from the established Star Wars universe, which is the reason I like them the best.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >causally mogs Thrawn in intellect, influence and strategic planning

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >AIIIIIIIEEE, ARE THOSE THROWING STARS?!?! SAVE ME PALPATINE

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just ‘avin a giggle, m8.
          But that said, Palpatine’s monologue as he’s casually roasting him was brilliant.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Can I get a quick rundown on Plagueis?
          I've seen the Prequel Trilogy, I know the basic beats of his story, but was he fleshed out in the EU?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's actually a novel about him, titled "Darth Plagueis", that tells his entire story, while also giving a lot of background on Palpatine as well, since is covers Plagueis' recruiting and training of the future Emperor, leading all the way up to Palpatine's inevitable betrayal, which happens a lot later in the SW timeline than you might think. It's a really good read. Gives a lot of insight on the Sith.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Clone Madness is a great idea and is a much better explanation of what the Clone Wars were than what we ended up getting.
    >Republic creates cloning technology
    >Now has essentially infinite troops
    >Everything is cool for a few years
    >Clone Madness starts to set in
    >Entire Planets start to fall
    >Republic crumbles from the inside

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The clones shouldn't have been abandoned, they were clearly the typical element that slowly turn the setting into a dystopia, they were troops created out of desperation, they made such a fantastic job people got used to having them then it backfired due to the goverment having a bunch of mindless soldiers that obey everything, it explain how the Emperor can be such an awful ruler and still be in charge and how the goverment slowly turned into a corrupt dictadorship.
      But of course they droppped it because Star Wars can never be anything interesting at all, it must always be le evil right wing strawman took over and killed people for no reason because right wingers are dumb.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        INB4
        >right wingers are dumb
        >yes, and?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >killed people for no reason because right wingers are dumb.
        Was this a problem before Disney? I've never read any EU stories, the only things I know are at some point Palpatine returns, and the galaxy gets invaded by The Vong.
        The OT and Prequels seemed to just be evil empire as opposed to any specific political party being criticized.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, George Lucas main inspiration on Star Wars politics is 1984 and Animal Farm which means the goverment was supposed to be a mix of Stalinism and Fascism. It was supposed to mock any dictadorship no matter if they were left or right.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    george never considered this "canon"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      George was reduced to cultural irrelevance by 3 guys with a youtube channel.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >canon
    only the OT is canon chud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >OT
      Only the first movie is canon, chud

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    true

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i've never read any of these, from my understanding Luke teaches Leia how to be a jedi and starts a jedi school, han and leia have twins, Luke marries a redhead named mara jade and the emperor has a clone that uses a yellow light saber.

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