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ugly mannish dyke + cheating degenerate prostitute
She's neither ugly nor mannish, and she's straight.
why does she style herself like a dyke? if she's not openly gay she's 100 percent in the closet
It's a phase.
I'll pray to the Maiden for her
I imagine she's a tomboy who's just been warped by this gender obsession of the past few years and thinks she has to be "non binary" to be a tomboy.
She’s cute homosexual
Below, but eventually on top after gentle encouragements
hmm
F IN CHAT
It's hilarious to me how this actress can identify as meme binary and then says
>It surprised me how well I could play a loving mother
hmmm maybe nature is trying to tell you something.
it's actually a testament to how good of an actress she is though. she's annoying as frick irl but I love Rhaenyra.
Apparently she had some wacko spiritual hippy Christian hybrid parents and her sibling is also "non binary". Two in one family, imagine that. Poor girl never got a chance.
It's statements like this that make me only think this further
. It all feels like a bit.
If it is, it's effective at making her stand apart. Look at how much posting about her there is compared to Olivia Cooke even though Cooke is hotter.
I don't agree.
Not really, if she dressed like a normal person she'd be an easy waifu after House of the Dragon. As it is the only pics or webms you can use of her are ones from the show.
sex
>slots into playing a loving mother flawlessly
Take the hint, D'Arcy
Times almost up, Emma. Stop suppressing your natural instincts.
I can fix her
Needs impregnation correction?
Cinemaphile is a green board
I hope Aemond scorches this puta and her autistic pedo uncle husband
Cute twitch
imagine being such a radiant natural beauty and instead choosing to be an androgynous freak
I'm convinced it's a character she's playing to amuse herself. The "fashion" doesn't even make basic sense, she's actively trying to look as clownish as possible.
I'll take this one for the team lads, I will give her the children she needs, don't worry about it.
Be honest, if you were her son would you try to keep the bloodline pure?
She got paid to do that. She got paid real world money to smooch on Luke
GIWTWM
House of the Dragon: Good ending
why was Daemon so fricking GAY bros?
He is aroused by white Targaryen hair
Why did they make Mysaria Asian? I hate it.
And why did they tell the actress to do a weird half-French half-Chinese accent? She's got a normal English accent in real life.
an oBscEnItY
she is very cute but she has nothing on Aryan-looking Targs.
Would smash with a rock
In the book he specificly said that she was boring and prude
My queen
What is with the brillo pad filter?
I choose Stannis, or whoever is the closest to Stannis.
Stannis is a direct descendent of Daemon and Rhaenyra by 8 generations, through their second son (Rhaenyra's 5th son) Viserys, who later rules as Viserys II.
I miss him, bros
Should have been a side view, she has a great profile.
I'm imagining running a finger down that bump in her nose
https://www.erome.com/a/w6ELyXfC
Apple TV surpassed HBO. HBO focused too much on lgbtq, blm, and other moronic shit.
Apple has severance
and???
I admire all Queens from Team Green and Team Black
pic related
>dyes her eyebrows to seem less feminine
Weird
my QUEEN
my MOMMY
my LUNCH
lovely eye shape
why be a dyke when your this pretty with just a little effort such a waste
kinose
Aquiline
greta tumbberg?
I choose Helaena.
*waits*
I watch for she
Oh, hello anon, I didn't see you there. Are you coming inside?
I thought she was really cute in that show even with that weird boyish haircut.
Well you're one of a grand total of two people who saw it
From?
Truth Seekers, average Nick Frost comedy
You're god damn right I am.
HER CHILDREN ARE BASTARDS AND SHE IS A prostitute
genealogically how does he exist in the GoT universe?
dark valyrian magic, secrets only the blood mages know
>genealogically how does he exist in the GoT universe?
Summer Island merchants.
Diversity check box
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a hundred times.
Frick HBO for making the velaryons black.
tbf the velaryons being black makes the story funnier
Yeah I will admit them getting cucked is kinda funny but still they shouldn’t have been black.
making house Velaryon which are also from old stock Valyria into black people with white hair is the MOST moronic THING EVER
Gotta check them boxes.
Is there a new trailer? I've been gooning hard over chinese three-body, my autism is focused purely in that direction, do I need to redirect back to westeros?
Tomorrow
>They are coming..
>Lukeposters in the deep..
>They are coming..
>They are comi--
OH wait he was eaten by a dragon lmao get fricked Luke is a pile of shit now
Luke survived. Mushroom told me.
someone oughta slit that lying little midgets fricking throat
what he said about Sunfyre is beyond the pale. He should be given to the Boltons and flayed to solve their food problems for a night
We going to see Daeron in the trailers?
Who?
Viserys and Alicent had one more son, who was in Oldtown during season 1. His name is Daeron Targaryen, or Daeron the daring and he is a dragonrider.
Sounds like schizo bookgay talk, Daeron(?) don't exist
>Sounds like schizo bookgay talk, Daeron(?) don't exist
He was mentioned in the show. Literally fricking what you on about? Rewatch the show.
Is he still that handsome chad? We need a chad on team green, Aemond is too autistic for most girls and Daemon is mogging us. It's grim green bros and we need to admit that.
Frick of corporate shill
This is a board of taste and distinction
*smiles at you*
I thought english women hit the wall at 25 why is she so cute at 31
Because there are English slags and English roses, at about a 95% to 5% ratio, and she is in the latter.
Fresh from having my latest offspring
>Sunfyre is the most important and based dragon (ok Vhaegar MAYBE takes this place but she's an old granny and Sunfyre is young and beautiful so bias to Sunfyre)
>Hasn't been depicted yet (background shot doesn't count)
the biggest shame of the show
They better have a good reveal in season 2
They need a big reveal of Sunfyre in the first few episodes. He's literally the most beautiful dragon ever. He's the sigil of Aegon and plays a big role in the war.
Will there be aa lesbian flashback sequence?
The girls who play Alicent are both cute as frick
I'll need to rewatch this once the second season comes out, I only remember monke fricking her uncle, can't even remember if there was any booba
my life is so radically different now than it was at the height of aemond schitzo posting, but maybe i could try again just for old times sake.
I look forward to the playlists
kek
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUx9kdWGw5C7rlpEg2k1II-7LejF0fIgt&si=P3yQ09oK3IdgP3pR
I'VE
BECOME SO NUMB
Why can't this guy just practice kindness? I feel like the problem with all these guys is having 0 hobbies in the medieval times and he is also not supposed to work.
he has hobbies, he studies history and philosophy, trains with the sword, and rides the largest dragon in the world
But if someone cuts out your eye and gets away with it you'll be angry
>he studies history and philosophy, trains with the sword, and rides the largest dragon in the world
wow, why is he not the king?
Anyone wanna take bets when this show drops in quality?
I shall miss him.
🙂
his death has created a wound that the show will never truly recover from
>I hyped myself up for the toast scene, being a fire and blood audiobook enjoyer
>it was everything I wanted and more
better than sex (which I've had)
Feels like the show's gonna peak at Four Enter, None Leave
gigamogged
>that walk
The best part it it's extremely likely Aemond spent some time practicing and perfecting the stride.
>four fan favorites kill each other in a spectacular bloodbath
Yeah, probably.
I've listened to Fire And Blood like 20 times and I have no idea what you're talking about
I'm only barely functionally moronic though
Daemon vs Aemond on Caraxes and Vhagar over the God's Eye Lake. None of the four make it out.
well no shit, that was the climax and basically the end of house Targaryen, old Valyria.
A dragon fight between two friends, a targaryen fight between similar riders.
>you have lived far too long uncle
>on that we can agree nephew
though aegon killing rhaenyra with the best line from the book might come close
>my leal lords will find me
>if they search the seven hells mayhaps
it also might visually be paralleled with Viserys's episode 8 throne room scene
technically they only found 3 corpses though, not that i believe Daemon survived, because if he did he would make it be known.
DAEMONDBOWL is next season, right?
>Niecefricker: gone
>Coldsteel: gone
>Longboi: gone
>Granny: gone
Yeah it'll definitely have to be winding down after that. Especially once Rhaenyra is gone I can't imagine them spending a lot of time on the rest of the war, by then you basically have none of the characters that started it left except Aegon and he's a nearly immobile cripple, and Alicent I guess. Even the dragons are almost all dead by then. Everyone else remaining will be later characters.
i guess if they make us care about aegon III and viserys II then they can do a time skip and end the show with them reuniting ending with daemon and rhaenyras children being the survivors of the conflict
>I can't imagine them spending a lot of time on the rest of the war
I'm not sure the book did either, it was over within a few months
The books had multiple chapters going over the postwar fallout, doubt they'll put much of it in the show though. Maybe the greyjoy
>I can't imagine them spending a lot of time on the rest of the war
the war was over at that point, all that was left was Aegon II being poisoned, his daughter committing suicide, Aegon III being emo and hating dragons, Cregan Stark being late to the party and a homo, and chad Viserys II who will pretty much be the de facto real ruler of the kingdom for 3 kings till it's his turn reuniting with his emo dragon hating brother
>Cregan Stark being late to the party and a homo
this so fricking much, gods i hate starks
someone make an DAEMONDBOWL trailer before I piss meself
season 3 episode 9 im willing to bet
RHAENYRA COULD YOU PLEASE STOP BEING A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Daemon only won the staring contest because he had twice as many eyes
besides we don't even care
>Uh, want to try for another?
I would be pumping heirs into Rhaenerya constantly were she my lady wife. The second that baby hits on the eject seat I'm descending straight into the wienerpit
She sure seems to enjoy bearing children
I choose Luke
God's eye this season or the next one?
Next one I'm sure, you can't rush that, and they've made Aemond a pretty central part of the show.
even in death he looks cool
if you are gonna go out in game of thrones, thats a good way to go
compared to ned, robb, jon, jaime, daenerys selmy, yeah aemonds death was pretty sweet
Pretty sure the finale of this season will be rhanerya taking kl
>dragonbone isn't black
Into the trash it goes
funny to think if aegon's ascension had gone unchallenged the targ dynasty would have lasted 1000 years
No it wouldn't have
The maesters would have found another way to kill the dragons off.
The dance was inevitable, this has been broken down and analyzed ad nauseum
Probably. Stable succession, clear legitimacy, a dozen dragons with more coming, and the establishment of clear law and traditions that rely on more than simply "muh dragons".
But it's funnier watching the Blacks frick over the dynasty.
yup
the non-green targs were never smart enough to do shit besides dragons that would ensure longterm viability for their house tho
True.
For me the main question of the Dance, beyond that of whether or not a woman can take the throne, is to what extent the Targs are allowed to continue their what seems to be inherent Valyrian "We have no gods because we practically are gods" megalomaniacal ways.
The Blacks represent the ideology of Targaryen exceptionalism, autocracy and unrestrained progress backed up by magical WMDs -we get to have casual sex and open marriages, name whoever we want as heir, frick our relatives, practice polygamy, undermine your cultural and religious values, and if you complain we will roast you. That's all well and good, they could do some good with that power, but other than Jaehaerys/Aegon, all these fricks ever do with that power is indulge in their own excesses and flights of fancy
Meanwhile the Greens represent the values of Burkean conservatism and oligarchic rule by procedure, tradition, and consensus. You can't just break the rules because you are part of the Mary Sue silver-haired master race, you need to respect institutions and assimilate into the Andal feudal oligarchy. Change has to be earned, litigated, demonstrated, solidified. Yes, that means that unfortunately the terrible system and values of Westeros keeps on ticking for a while longer but at least it promises stability, which as Jorah put it: “'The common people pray for rain, healthy children, and a summer that never ends,' Ser Jorah told her. 'It is no matter to them if the high lords play their game of thrones, so long as they are left in peace."
More than any of their forebears except Maegor, Daemon and Rhaenyra are trying to push Targaryen exceptionalism to its logical extreme. They see themselves as ubermenschen who can just defy all existing social order and use people as they see fit. The Dance is the inevitable end result of that ideology: you get into a disagreement with another group of ubermenschen and out come the WMDs to slaughter tens of thousands and ruin your dynasty.
in that light i'm kind of glad the targ dynasty was doomed after aegon ii died
>doomed after aegon ii died
it was doomed when Aemond and Daemon died, hell Viserys II was the last great king and he almost brought things back on course but his Aegon IV fricked it all again, then his son cucked out to Dorne, Daemon Blackfyre maybe could've brought back the respect and Honor and strength the house lost.
Actually frick that, the targaryen dynasty died with Jaehaerys
Most insightful breakdown of the two sides I’ve seen in one of these threads.
t. Maester
>The Blacks represent the ideology of Targaryen exceptionalism
>the Greens represent the values of Burkean conservatism and oligarchic rule by procedure, tradition, and consensus
I mean, you aren't wrong. I guess rootless inbreds are going to think they're the gods "chosen" and try to frick over Western civilisation constantly.
>More than any of their forebears except Maegor, Daemon and Rhaenyra are trying to push Targaryen exceptionalism to its logical extreme. They see themselves as ubermenschen who can just defy all existing social order and use people as they see fit. The Dance is the inevitable end result of that ideology: you get into a disagreement with another group of ubermenschen and out come the WMDs to slaughter tens of thousands and ruin your dynasty.
this is why the Dance was inevitable, beyond the whole gender based conflict, this was the greater issue that Jaehaerys failed to deal with
>More than any of their forebears except Maegor, Daemon and Rhaenyra are trying to push Targaryen exceptionalism to its logical extreme. They see themselves as ubermenschen who can just defy all existing social order and use people as they see fit. The Dance is the inevitable end result of that ideology: you get into a disagreement with another group of ubermenschen and out come the WMDs to slaughter tens of thousands and ruin your dynasty.
In that context Daemon and Rhaenyra are kind of shits
Rhaenyra did commit treason against the king.
And yet they're popular because they're more acceptable in regards to modern social values. It's quite nicely balanced and creates fertile room for debate, argument, and shitposting.
>And yet they're popular because they're more acceptable in regards to modern social values.
tbf most of the powerful houses sided with Aegon for the opposite reason
By modern values I mean the viewers. The Greens obviously match traditional Westerossi values. Although I suppose far more lords side with the Greens cause GRRM can't check his bias.
i understood what you meant, i was saying it balances out at least a little
look this might be the cucked position and i subscribe to the house of "Targaryen's are shits" but some of the great ones really do have me believing strongly in the Valyrian Exceptionalism clause, frick oldtown and frick the maesters
why the FRICK are you using this board to discuss TV and film you fricker? you're making us all look bad!
Kind of makes it based that the maesters undid the rootless inbred ~~*Targs*~~ then
so basically it was a battle of Valyrian tradition and Westerosi tradition, honestly when you put it that way i feel strangely more empathetic towards the blacks pov
Hard to sympathize with the Blacks
Kind of happy the Westerosi side won in the end and the Targs are done
~~*Targs*~~
there is no Westeros without house Targaryen
Westeros existed for thousands of years before the ~~*Targs*~~ and will continue to do so
It's funny to think House ~~*Targaryen*~~ lasted half as long as House Frey
>Westeros existed for thousands of years before the ~~*Targs*~~ and will continue to do so
literally just a bunch of shitflinging barbarians with poorly drawn borders
t. dead house of rootless inbred easterners
Shitflinging barbarian chads >>>> sissy twinkboys with mental health issues
such a kino throne
>a dozen dragons with more coming
the blacks would never be friendly with the green side of the family, even had they let aegon ascend peacefully, the wound was already festering
Depends how long dragons stick around for. If the Maester Conspiracy still happens then something like Robert's Rebellion is inevitable. If the Conspiracy is only possible because of the Dance, then things are fine until a Dance style conflict happens. Which would also probably happen sooner or later. A Targ dragon battle had already happened before the Dance, and the Blackfyre Rebellion would have been nasty had dragons still been around. All it would take is one succession crisis and bam dragons are killing each other.
Still, so long as they have dragons the dynasty is basically unassailable.
no BUT if MAEGOR wasn't born of blood magic or was not made sterile after his resurrection or was simply able to have a son he would've eventually wiped out all of Oldtown.
No disrespect to Jaehaerys tho, that old lil homie was still cool but he was too diplomatic and understanding
He never used black magic, its maester propaganda
He was fertile, maesters poisoned his wives
Maesters hired the faceless man to kill him
He never committed cruel acts, all maester fricking propaganda
i said he was BORN out of blood magic, also he was cruel but his cruelty wasn't random, mad, or unfounded. He was a victim of immense gaslighting by every woman around him, including his mother
Lies, all of it, Maegor the mercyful is the best king westeros ever had
he saved his house but cmon, he was kind of a fricking moron, being better than Aenys isn't high praise, i'll give you that he wasn't the worse king by a few
>maesters poisoned his wives
source?
A dragon revealed this to me in a dream
Ooooh, the ((maesters))
Thankfully things didn't go this way and westeros will be free from targacringe tyranny very soon
Her below me, and Milly Alwiener's Rhaenyra on top of me. Both in costume/makeup as Rhaenyra.
Olivia Cooke implies there will be more than one trailer tomorrow!!
imagine a Green trailer and a Black trailer
Olivia Cooke is so cute. I’d give anything for her to do a sph joi video.
fuggg
more Olivia, asking for a friend
>"i am le good at playing a woman xDD"
billions must choose
Helaena is STRONG and FIERCE and will STARE DOWN DRAGONS
my unbreakable princess
Her on top please
same but only because Emma isn't worth working for
You LIE
So you have chosen, death.
oh, right, she does get fatter the older she gets...
Not in the show. In the book she was already fat and had lost her looks by the time of the show, after having like four or five back to back pregnancies .
on top of me? hell yeah
This show could have been kino if they had just managed to restrain themselves from making one side “good guys” and one side “bad”. I suppose it’s possible the new themes could be equally good or maybe even better, but so far it def doesn’t seem like more than insisting on modern sensibilities so morons have a “protagonist” to root for. Really hoping they right the ship in season 2, but I doubt it.
In the books it's even worse, the showrunners are desperately trying to make the greens look better by making Luke's death an accident and Rahenyra's children more obviously bastards
Always had a problem with this, it goes from the downfall of the Targs being caused by their own hubris and greed and ambition to just
>"Rhaenyra (PBUH) loses to the patriarchy and evil rape king"
>if they had just managed to restrain themselves from making one side “good guys” and one side “bad”
GRRM didn't really do that himself. the show has actually done an amazing amount of extra work in making the Greens sympathetic. but if the story was *too* neutral that would itself create problems.
Idk what books you guys read, but there’s definitely no good or bad guys in the Dance from the books. Both sides were shown to be massive buttholes, and both bore lots of responsibility. That was basically the main theme of the novellas. The shows have taken every unreliably narrated plot point, or mystery… and bent them to make the blacks look as good as possible and the greens look as bad as possible. Rhaenyra has been completely whitewashed from head to toe. I have no doubt they WILL end up making her the miserable b***h she was in the books, but only after hamfistedly explaining ten times how she really really wanted to be nice, and those darn greens just pushed her too far so now she’s gonna unleash righteous indignation… when it should be mostly just jealousy and anger. Shit, I’m not even opposed to some feminist themes.. I think alicents character and story could still be very good in that regard, but making one side the heroes requires the other side be villains… and that’s a shame
They've made Aegon III look worse, but both Aemond and Alicent are being portrayed more positively than in the books.
>alicent
How is that exactly? She is a basic non-character in the books, at most we could accuse her of being overly ambitious. In the show she is getting more characterization, and it’s true she got some sympathy and positive attention in her teen form, but as an adult her entire character is negative. At best we’re supposed to pity her. They used several scenes to show her being mean to her kids and covering up a rape (while specifically silencing/being cruel to the victim) things that will be unforgivable to alot of modern viewers.
>Aemond
He is a sort of anti-hero, sympathetic, “bad guy but we kind of like him” in both book and show. Neither positive nor negative. The show is more positive by making it explicit that he didn’t mean to kill Luke, but it looks like his characterization will remain pretty similar between mediums.
But even if I give you Aemond, that’s only 1 example out of the entire cast
They didn't need to make Aegon a pedophile child fighting rapist
It was mushroom lies in the books
>They didn't need to make Aegon a pedophile
????
>They
you mean this guy?
like I said, in the book it's mushroom lies
>books imply some things are repeated lies, some are slander, and some only touch on a deeper truth, for both sides
>bad thing said about the greens
>yup, 150% true. Worse than even the unreliable narrator mentioned. Even their enemies didn’t think he was this bad
>bad thing said about the blacks
>ummm, actually totally false. This lie was only created because they were girlbossing so perfectly everyone was jealous (and bigots). There was a perfect reason for everything they did, and completely in line with modern sensibilities.
That’s the issue. They’re throwing out the main theme so they can have a good guy side and a bad guy side.
>so they can have a good guy side and a bad guy side.
Alicent and Aemond are VASTLY more sympathetic than they were in the book where they were just straight villains.
Brother. That is the point I just refuted. Not that it even matters if theres 1 exception amongst the entire cast of 30 characters
Did you though?
Naw degenerate aegon is based. It adds another layer off salt on the wound that the feminist girlboss is brought low by a literal rapist chud
>maester propaganda
Keep seething, inbreed valyrian abomination
books burn
and yet only the ~~*Targaryens*~~ did while the West goes on
>only the targaryens burned
>Dragon status: Obliterated from Planetos
you sure about that?
>Targs: Almost extinct
you sure about that?
>showgay
~~*Targ*~~ status: extinct lol
i count three dragons and three targs
>anon is visually challenged
top kek
>>anon is visually challenged
he's talking about jon, faegon, and dany
>Jon
Sterile from being resurrected
>Faegon
Not Targaryen
>Dany
Dies like a b***h
>Jon
>Sterile from being resurrected
that theory comes from Maegor, and Maegor's sterileness is theorized to come not from his resurrection but from his barren mother using blood magic to pay for his birth/life
>Faegon
>Not Targaryen
Blackfyres are genetically Targaryen's, Daemon was described as the most Valyrian looking Targ in centuries, also if he was as undying as the stories make him out to be like Jon will be or Maegor, then that disproves the whole "resurrection = sterile" but maybe he wasn't as much of a god as they claimed idk
>Dany
>Dies like a b***h
maybe, maybe
>Blackfyres are genetically Targaryen
?
You do realize Daemon Blackfyre was the son of Aegon and his cousin Daena, making him 100% pureblood descendance of the conqueror right?
reminder that Daemon Blackfyre was the true heir
If we assume Daeron was actually born out of wedlock without Aegon knowing, yeah.
Though i don't know if I trust fat bastard Aegon to be telling the truth
>Though i don't know if I trust fat bastard Aegon to be telling the truth
i guess we will find out but GRRM has said "Aegon IV isn't like Tywin, he truly doesn't believe Daeron is his" not to say Daeron isn't his based off of that but just pointing out Aegon isn't lying, he could be wrong but he isn't lying or trolling
are you moronic?
>sterility came from as far away as your mother using magic to have you
>the same thing or worse wouldn’t happen from having the individual himself be resurrected
Ok then
>Blackfyres are genetically targs
Feagon is at most 50%, likely far far less. And apparently is does seem to matter how diluted things get before the magic/sacrifices required be redone
Jon is a zombie and can't reproduce according to GRRM, fAegon is a red herring in the books and absent from the show (which anon was citing) and Dany is dead lmao
>only city burned by targs is the one they built
>Oldtown survives them
KEK
My dude Oldtown is about to receive an unpleasant visit from Big Kraken and its not going to end nicely
>says increasingly autistic Greyjoys for the millionth time
HAHAHAHAHA
Oldtowns about to get KRACKENED
>Dragon status: Obliterated from Planetos
>Magic: supressed, mocked and forgotten
>V*lyria: Nuked into oblivion
>Targs: Almost extinct
Science won. Maesters will rule forever
Unfathomably based. Death to targshits. Worst house. Worst characters.
>Targtards ruin their bloodline with Black admixture
>They call themselves the BLACKS
Seriously?
eh who cares, Velaryons end up getting bleached in the show canon and Daemon's kids continue the line
my queen
I WANT A SERIES ABOUT BLACKFYRES
AHHHHHHHHHH
would have been more interesting than the Dance
>the king who bore the sword, the black dragon, the warrior himself
It's weird they have dragon shit all over them. Pauldrons, gauntlet, helm, even the tabard.
It's like a professional driver walking around with little cartoon cars emblazoned on his clothes. Why are the Targs so insecure?
same reason hightower paints everything in green and tries to add cute gold star stickers on everything, the difference is that they put their shit on stuff that isn't theirs
>the difference is that they put their shit on stuff that isn't theirs
The Targs? Well yeah, that's why they were overthrown and exiled.
i must've missed the chapters where the hightowers built the red keep, you guys are stewards that let fat men in robes with penis hats rule you
this, House Hightower isn't even a house, they are ruled by the high septon at least that's the feel i got while reading
>i must've missed the chapters where the hightowers built the red keep
Obviously they didn't, because someone was living on that land.
The Targs took the land from the people living there and built a castle. Did you miss what we were talking about? Or was your rebuttal based on confirming that the Targs take things?
>The Targs took the land from the people living there
there was literally no one living there till the aegon fort was built, might makes right, you guys just use the faith to compensate for your lack of strength, even maegor and a bunch of nobodies bodied the faith in a fair duel, cry more
>there was literally no one living
How surprising to see a ~~*Targ*~~ supporter lying lol
who was living at the hill where aegon landed and bore his ruby circlet? it was three empty hills, there wasn't a town till after he built a shitty fort there, also he conquered the nearest surrounding kings, the land was his
>who was living at the hill where aegon landed
>This modest Targaryen host put ashore at the mouth of the Blackwater Rush, on the northern bank where three wooded hills rose above a small fishing village.
read the book, ~~*Targ*~~
>rootless eastern inbred sees Western men living in a village
>steals the land
>a small fishing village.
Wait, so the Targaryens started out by stealing people's land?
No wonder the Hightowers conspired to overthrow them.
you gonna pretend none of the seven kings and faith never stole land, money, food from peasants? that Aegon was the first to come to Westeros and take shit?????
you gonna pretend you weren't wrong? moving the goalposts doesn't change the fact anon busted a nut in your anus.
i already said might makes right, no shit aegon took land, my dispute was about the land kingslanding was built on, which fine he took a fishing hamlet, he can't take credit for the fishing hamlet, the faith and the hightowers didn't build kingslanding or the red keep so frick off with your star stickers
The duel ended in a draw, Maegor literally died while killing willam the wanderer and was resurrected. Also the two best kings guards of all time Joffrey doggett and the dragonknight were extremely devout in the faith of the seven
>The duel ended in a draw
Maegor was the only survivor, this is the oberyn cope lmao
>Maegor literally died while killing willam the wanderer and was resurrected
proof
>Also the two best kings guards of all time Joffrey doggett and the dragonknight
debatable but they were some of the best i'll give you that
Reminder that aegons reign didn’t start until he was sworn in by the high septon and converted to the faith of the seven. Post doom targaryens don’t follow the Valyrian faith and get their legitimacy from old town
>and converted to the faith of the seven
Aegon never converted, he just adopted some of it to appease the andlos
>Post doom targaryens don’t follow the Valyrian faith
What are you talking about? there are plenty of Targs post doom that still kept to Valyrian tradition over the faith of the seven, Daemon Targ, Maegor, Viserys II, Daemon B
>there are plenty of Targs post doom that still kept to Valyrian tradition
lol no there aren't
describe their religious beliefs and how they practiced them
if we were able to ask these Targaryen on what their faith or identity was based on, would they say westerosi and the faith or pride themselves on being valyrian?
half the targs were clear valyraboos anon
They'd say they follow the Seven, aside from edge dishonest morons like Daemon
If you disagree, describe their Valyrian religious beliefs and how they practiced them
>Maegor
>They'd say they follow the Seven
gigamoron
>gigamoron
Maegor? Yeah.
That's why his line was ended lol.
point remains Maegor was a post doom targ who didn't follow the faith of the seven and preferred Valyrian culture
What culture?
Points stands that he's the exception that proves the rule.
we literally see Daemon have a valyrian wedding
Show only and non canon
ok but in fire and blood daemon has no respect for the faith of the seven and is obsessed with Valyrian culture and histories so it's hardly a stretch
True. It would also make sense for rhaenyra to make such a dumb political move by alienating the faith that the entire continent basically follows while already in hot water for your bastards and sexual infamy
never said they were smart, im just saying there were plenty of non faith keep targs that preferred their culture to that of westeros and it's faith
The Targaryen’s would still be kicking if they followed the faith of the seven more. Every time they went against the faith to follow their Valyrian traditions it has been a disaster for them. Every time
>Every time they went against the faith to follow their Valyrian traditions it has been a disaster for them. Every time
tbf both the faith and the targaryens got fricked, they practically both took themselves out, but Dany came along with three dragons, Blackfyre's heir is still alive, Rhaegar's heir is still alive, and Cersei is a moron so the faith and house Targ are back in baby
>and Cersei is a moron so the faith and house Targ are back in baby
and the maesters and hightower
most targs only kept the faith for the optics, only a handful of them actually believed in it, also
>there are plenty of Targs post doom that still kept to Valyrian tradition over the faith of the seven, Daemon Targ, Maegor, Viserys II, Daemon B
Daemon Blackfyre kept to the faith of the seven just as much if not more than Valyrian culture
GRRM said the show is canon for better or worse, he also said the opposite for GoT
it will be canon with TWOW if he ever finishes it but he wont ever publish ADOS so the show will be canon
i guess but even showwatchers don't want to believe the ending is canon, no bookwatchers would ever say the show is canon, HotD has more people willing to call it canon
If you disagree, describe their Valyrian religious beliefs and how they practiced them
Valyrian beliefs revolve around themselves and their dragons and genetics, they aren't really the god worshipping type but we literally know some customs like cremation, polygamy, incest, hell don't we literally see Daemon have a Valyrian style wedding???
>they aren't really the god worshipping type
>dragons are named after their gods
I love how you don't really have an answer
no their dragons are named after old ANCIENT gods
Valyria was a place of many gods, though none feared
in case you are moronic that means they didn't really worship gods, they saw themselves as gods, the 40 dragonlord families were agnostic/atheist
>What are you talking about? there are plenty of Targs post doom that still kept to Valyrian tradition over the faith of the seven, Daemon Targ, Maegor, Viserys II, Daemon B
Crazy all the violent crazy Targs are the ones that still kept to the Valyrian ways, also Daemon B is debatable, he had a great respect for the faith
What gods did they worship? What Valyrian rituals did they practice? There’s no evidence whatsoever they followed Valyrian religion, the only thing that carried over was incest and ideas of racial supremacy
>the only thing that carried over was incest and ideas of racial supremacy
that makes up like 80% of being a valyrian, they were race of eugenics and most valyrians were not even religious, still culturally Daemon and Maegor took part in Valyrian customs, culture, aesthetic, language, imagery, and pride
>Aegon never converted
yeah he did
>Dragonstone's sept had been where Aegon the Conqueror knelt to pray the night before he sailed.
- ACOK, Davos I
's sept had been where Aegon the Conqueror knelt to pray the night before he sailed.
>- ACOK, Davos I
lol, fire and blood confirms he never converted
>no citation
lol
nta but Aegon only took the faith to better rule the seven, it was optics, Valyrians themselves are really the devout type, at least i doesn't seem so based off of what we know about Valyria
You were saying?
>posts a king literally worse than Maegor
sevencucks are unreal
imagine your family had its own mascot that everyone recognizes, like a badger or something, and your family all had nicknames like "uncle ed, oh yeah. remember when he got drunk at that one new years party and fought 5 cops? that's why he's the mad badger" or "grandpa joe, the silver badger." you'd have badger-branded shit all over the place too.
Daily reminder it’s been confirmed that HBO pays shills to shill this show online.
I wish I got paid to shit post about HotD. How do I become a shill?
Yup
This show is nowhere near as good as the shills make it out to be.
>house baratheon having the most based characters for the one millionth time
i also love how they did storm's end, mcuh better than that meme casterly rock in GOT
the Lannisters got so unbelievably fricked by the show, Casterly Rock is easily in the top 5 best castles in the series
yeah they just made it a generic castle atop a hill
winterfell and highgarden are technically much smaller too, im glad based baratheons got a pass from this
Is that the survivalist from The Last of Us?
Helaena board nerds.
I hate blood and cheese so fricking much its unreal bros
>t. Targtard
>Cheering blood and cheese because you're team black
Cringe
>Cheering for blood and cheese because frick gay targs
Based
Found the Brazilian.
FRICK GRRM
Good morning, uncle.
Don't talk to me or my sons ever again.
I love her so much.
So do I when she was pretty
>Stannis held this for a year with 500 men
based fat ass Mace throwing banquets right outside the walls
It looks pretty defensible to be honest. Out on a steep cliff with walls and natural barriers, and a full keep on the only land entrance.
Geez, look how far out the front gatehouse and walls are from the inner courtyard, and that's not even the actual fortress keep itself, and there's a bridge in front of it.
Did we see Storm's End in GoT? After how lame the later castles like Highgarden and Casterly Rock, it's refreshing to see it actually live up to the reputation it has in the book.
give me 20 good men
I'll impregnate the b***h
anyone have it in high rez?
>the Daemon and Aemond parallels
nice
You just know GRRM is PISSED that Condal is playing up aemond badass side while highlighting his pet daemons shitty side.
Since MOMMY is a dragon rider she can ride my dragon.
Is it a large dragon or one of those Pink Dreads?
I call mine Whitespear because it's BWC
We just keep winning, Highbros
The whole Dance is win/win for House Hightower. Either they seize the throne and call the shots, or Targaryen power is bled white and crippled permanently with the dragons dying out.
Not sure how many years went into the planning between the Hightower and the Citadel, but damn it paid off
>the union of the two towers (the Hightower and the Citadel) scheme to either take power or cripple the Valyrian invaders' power permanently
>it works
Why does GRRM like letting the antagonists win?
>antagonists
not so fast highboy
>lost the only major battle he ever fought and ran away
lmao
Not so fast.
what are the chances we'll get a peak at Cregan and Alys in the trailer tomorrow?
Alicent is better
cutest queen mommy
Young Alicent > Old Alicent
Old Rhaenyra > Monke Rhaenyra
I disagree
>both Alicent actresses mog both Rhaenyra actresses
Why did they take this approach in casting?
Alicent is very hot but don't pretend this girl isn't the most beautiful person that ever graced the show.
lol
Wow how'd she change her nose like that?
I do not agree with either.
Honestly, if a house has ever lost its seat or been exiled, it's not even a real house anymore
best girl
I want to kiss her lewd neck
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