You must remake American Psycho with a female lead, while hewing fairly closely to the original's plot and structure. What do you change?
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You must remake American Psycho with a female lead, while hewing fairly closely to the original's plot and structure.
I don't have to do anything, homosexual.
you WILL
Kinda looks like Fiona Apple
Meh. OP's chick looks cuter.
COPE
she's like 100
she was so sexy before she got bogged
She wasn’t bogged she was walled. The bog has yet to come
by not casting a slav looking female
keeping the entire violent visions up to the axe scene, but instead of visions they are real, and the fantasy is a world filled with sunshine and lollipops and rainbows and unicorns, because women are unstable bipolar prostitutes
I would cast Angelina Jolie for starters.
I thought they already did that
Amber Heard
change nothing
Even the running around nude with a chainsaw?
>Hollywood hacks trying to get me to write their treatment for free
>And I'll do it, too
It wouldn't work, you wouldn't have the AIDS subtext and women aren't violent in the same way
She would have to imagine she was manipulating people into doing things, poisoning them, etc, not just chopping them up with an axe
And she'd have to work in fashion or entertainment
>You owe me 10%
So... Gone Girl? Probably the closest to female psychopathy I can think of. Pretty Persuasion is another one.
Yes, I think there was a movie with Linda Fiorentino too
It would actually be like Talented Mr Ripley which makes sense since Rpley was a gay
She could also be a secretary and you can reference Bateman working in the building but since everyone confuses eachother it could be played off easily like
“Who is that again?”
“He works in Acquisitions and Mergers”
“No he works in accounting”
“I thought it was Finance”
Works well since they’re all so similar, blending in the theme of everyone blending together
Can she play crazy yuppie?
I'm thinking green eyes are the best
You'd be correct
Unironically has that "flawless skin" Bateman should have with that routine
why she likes so much MOGGING her best firiend?
She can't help it if her friend is ugly as sin
it's a trap
Cast Teal Swan playing herself
op is a Black person who will pitch this idea in an attempt to make guaranteed bank off it (muh whamenz) do not do ask HE asks
I would have kept it the same as the actual sequel.
This was an unrelated film they just slapped the American Psycho name onto and a ADR'd cheap "connection".
Also looks like Vanessa Hessler in Asterix & Obelix At The Olympic Games
Change nothing, shot for shot remake with Margot Robbie. https://youtu.be/RWc8V-iKJ7s
I don't have to, they already made American Psycho 2, you fricking illiterate zoomer mongrel
He didn't say a sequel, he said a remake. And American Psycho 2 is a "sequel" in the way Jingle All the Way 2 is a "sequel".
Lana Rhoades
next angilina jolie?
Rhoades looks horrible now. Forget her.
14 year old Kirsten Stewart.
More nudity
She sexy
who is she
newbie
Isn't that just the Neon Demon?
>what do you change?
Bateman’s gender, dumbass.
>he hasn't seen the official sequel
literally lmaoing @ u rn
>while hewing close to the original
how close we talking? because I would go in the opposite direction of bateman and have a fujo femcel type go nuts killing guys. I don't think a rehash with a stacy type would do anything.
>Invites prossie back to apartment
>Can't take command of the situation like a man can
>Tries to kill said prossie
>Prossie chimps out and fricking wrecks her shit because she's used to getting hit by men and her pimp so punches from an upper middle class banker prostitute are light taps by comparison
The End kek
Grey-eyed girls supremacy.