You roll your spaghetti on the plate right? You don’t use a spoon right?
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You roll your spaghetti on the plate right? You dont use a spoon right?
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My Meditalian born parents do it all the time. My fiancé’s northern Italian family frowns upon it. It’s a regional thing, like most things in Italy, a supposedly single nation divided into several subregions that have more differences than similarities.
yeah most Italian are extremely close-minded and bigoted regarding food and stuff. Not even provincial, because customs and some dialect words vary from town to town few kilometres away. It's a cope for protecting their fragile ego and to feel superior.
I went the opposite way, full food sperg
Most Italians, if not all italians are, and I cannot overstate this, goombah greaseball eggplant moulignon boot-Black folk and not a single one of them is white or a real Christian, so there's that.
>t.homosexual WASP
>t. dude who decided to base his entire personality on belonging to a heretical evangelical sect
>Call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven.
You'll be the first one in hell if there is such a thing
>Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
It's apostolic succession or straight to hell. Simple as, prod.
Just like the thief on the cross.
Read a Bible and find Jesus
>Catholic
>not a real Christian
Correct. Christians worship Jesus, not Mary or the Pope.
>most Italian are extremely close-minded and bigoted regarding food and stuff
gatekeeping your own culture is a good thing
keep this in mind whenever someone brings up their italian friend as absolute authority on italian food, most italians have no idea what goes on outside of their living area and will frown upon stuff that is completely normal in other parts of italy
like oil in boiling water
or pic related
oh mamma mia
Oh Madonna mia I'ma gonna have a heart attack
Sounds like pretty much every culture on this planet, but it's good to know your side of the story.
this.
They don't even drink real tea (the one with cured leaves in an infuser), much less adding milk in it.
They absolutely despise wines outside their own region (try offering an average northern Italian a glass of Champagne instead of the right variant of Prosecco with the exact dryness for the occasion)
Outliers exists but they're too rare to be observed in nature. That's my experience
It think it would feel so comfy too
I think they are spaghetti neri, made with squid ink
what does tea have to do with anything though
They don't drink it usually, they brew espresso or moka coffee. It's one of the few countries on this planet where tea isn't customary
Nobody civilized drinks tea. It's disgusting and for pajeets.
Real men drink coffee.
You couldn’t have said something more true.
I’m legitimately irritated by know-it-all Italian tourists form some foggy-ass northern town (that didn’t have a single pizzeria/southern Italian restaurant, pastry shop, etc until the freaking 1970s) acting like the ultimate culinary critics. They look down on recipes and restaurants that have been rooted and popular in this country before their grandparents were even born.
Used to date an italian girl. Hot, big nose and bigger breasts. But her ego regarding food was the biggest. Genuinely one of the most toxic cultural traits from any culture/race is Italian's superiority complex over their cuisine.
>You have not HAD proper good bolognese until you try my nona's bolognese
Yeah really? That's funny cause it barely tastes any different to me mum's spag bol. Fricking italians man. And you're 100% right different families have slightly different customs around their food and they get very aggressive and particular about it. Whenever I ate at my gf's we HAD to put olive oil on top of our pasta as dressing even though it's already oily as frick. We cook dinner together gf makes me use a specific wine for the sauce. Not even allowed to use the already opened red in the fridge because "it will ruin the dish". I was made fun of by her whole family for putting cheese on top of my pasta. It's all in good jest, but deep down they're super xenophobic about food and super close-minded. They won't even HEAR you out. Fricking italians man. Just a way for them to gatekeep their food, culture and feel superior.
Don't get me wrong, I understand where they're coming from, as foreigners make some truly abominable things, and when you're used to good food it is pretty shocking
A similar thing happens with their fashion sense, it is true i.e. germans or britbongs dress horribly and are a laughing stock, still not everything has to be Milan fashion week or whatever
What is pitiful is the absolute level of autism they reach in obsessing over tiny unimportant details that, as we already said, might be just some weird local thing they picked up and not even culturally shared in most of the country
They're a load of greasy ponces on mopeds lad.
I'm still wondering what kind of cheese was that. Or the pasta sauce. Some food pairings are still not recommended by the collective global knowledge about the culinary arts, but I can't tell without details.
For example, squid and dark chocolate along sauvignon blanc is good (read about it in more than one place), but cuttlefish/octopus plus dark chocolate completely ruins a meal. It's completely different
>disrespecting nona's bolognese
the balls on this guy
I, too, lie on the internet
>Hot, big nose and bigger breasts
post tiddies pls
you gotta have something left of her, i wont believe you dont
did she have thick hair?
very hairy armpits?
what about butt hair?
answer me or ill frick you up
>northern Italian family
northern shitalians talking about "italian" (actually southern italian) food are always good for a laugh. I would take more seriously any claim on italian food made by an american, a swede or a japanese before listening to anything some polentaBlack person has to say.
nice blogpost, Black person. italian culture is objectively superior.
>I'd rather listen to some yellow bug's opinion on italian food than to other European's
ngmi
>Japanese
Ah yes the culture that uses ketchup and chopped up hot dogs as pasta sauce, so authentic and better than those damn shitalians, right?
Emilia-Romagna mogs them all, that's where Italy's fame for good food comes from.
Is it though? Wasn’t the massive influx of southern eyetalians in America between 1870-1960 that was then enhanced by American pop culture domination post-WW2 (Crooners, Hollywood gangster flicks) responsible for it? Most internationally known “Italian” food is basically early 20th century blue collar Little Italy dago’s food. For good or bad…
the entire country has god-tier taste in food. with that said, Emilia-Romagna mogs all other regions, is what I'm saying.
Consider Italy wasn't even a single country until the 1800's, just a bunch of principalities that sprang up after the fall of the Roman empire.
Wait. What? I use a fork and mix it all around. The frick are you talking about?
why would i use a spoon for spegget?
>caring about what other people do
You should stop doing this, life is so much more enjoyable when you’re minding your own damn business.
i break up the spaghetti so much before even cooking it in water. then i cut it up so much with a fork that everything can be scooped up in easy bites
Good system
Based. It's even easier in a cereal bowl
pathetic children
learn to eat like a person
Just buy a different shape of pasta
you can use scissors like i do. much easier
Youre a bonafide moron.
this is so fricking triggering... 9/10 top-tier bait
Just use a different kind of pasta at that point
I slice the spaghetti up with a razor blade so that it melts in the pan
Underrated post
for me, it's scraping the fork on the plate while eating
>not using scissors
Rate my most recent spaghetti lads
That spahetti is mad Black personish
lovecraftian
YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS
uh why are the noodles black?
and I thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit
Don't they have black pasta in Calabria?
It looks extremely dry.
It must feel so comfy having a cool group of frens and eating all together like that. All around the table, eating the same meal and talking about stuff. I never had frens and now in ny 30s looks even harder. All men have missuses and they don't let them hang out with single dudes. I went to a pub with a cool dude from my work and he was all the time checking his phone and texting her missus. She made him go back after the second pint "or else". It looks like the only middle age people who have frens are gang members (the sopranos, sons of anarchy, the aryan brotherhood, latin kings, etc.) and that's it. Normal people become soi husbands like Walter White
If you're willing to start a criminal organisation I'd be open to having meals with you, and our associates, Anon.
Start going down the pub at lunchtime and befriend the old men, it's pretty cozy watching the racing with them on Saturdays
its not as good as you think, member these are all buttholes who would murder you in a second if it made them look good or for money
theyre all scumbags so no it wouldnt be comfy
You now realize why boomers love "me hate wife" humor
My friends and I used to do shit like this. We talk shit and tell dumbass stories like Paulie. I fricking miss those fanooks.
>right?
>right?
as an italian i just use a fork, no weird spoon shit
i use chopsticks and eat them out of a small bowl
Are you Italian from Italy or one of those mutts that day "I'm Italian/Irish/Greek" and have never even been to Europe in their lives??
im not a disgusting american like you are,moron
you using being “italian” as some sort of imposing authority over the complexity of that “culture” is laughable at best, disgustingly brainless at worst.
You’re not different than a guy from Maine of scottish and irish heritage who thinks he’s as “american” as a dude from Arizona with mexican and injun blood.
My northern italian in-laws and their family never had a fricking pizza or cassata until they settled in Connecticut in the early 70s because there were none in their home province. They were also shocked by all the street festivals and loud joyful band music during processions because in their yokel friulian town all religious events were depressing as frick.
So you can quietly frick off about “italian” culture since you people are extremely divided as a “country.”
La cassata ficcatela nel culo, Black
Ti piacerebbe, finocchietto.
Vatti a scopare tuo cugino tra i campi nebbiosi della padania, forse lui la polenta nel culo te la mette volentieri...
LOL butthurt yokel seething hard.
You will never be a German.
To them you’re Black folk like the rest of us.
Abbiamo quei bei cannoli che ai femboys del nord piacciono tanto, tanta crema yum.
israeli cringe
dna is a thing
>as an italian
Means absolutely nothing since that country is deeply divided into highly different regions and provinces. What’s “the norm” for you can be seen as degenerate for some other “italian” form a different area. So shut the frick up finocchio.
>Means absolutely nothing
fratello, per favore chiudi la bocca. se mangi davvero ancora gli spaghi con il cucchiaio allora o sei ancora un bambino o i tuoi genitori non ti hanno insegnato le buone maniere a tavola
>buone maniere/good manners
sorellina, manners are subjective, different groups of people have different ideas of good or bad, polite or impolite. Given the diversity within “italian culture” it makes sense that different areas have and teach different manners. That’s not hard to grasp. When one group thinks its manners are the definitive ones out of thin air and looks down on another one it simply means it’s made of self-centered c**ts.
Sparati in bocca.
i cut my spaghetti with a fork and knife and then eat it
Worse than the Germans
maybe this one is more your tempo ameribros
the meat sauce looks like clumps of shit
>you’re not gonna believe this. the guy we’re chasing, he’s a five star chef
What people consider Italy is a fricking shithole and the reason I've always supported the independence of the rich nothern areas. Southern Italy is just a poor shithole, dirty and people don't have any manners. Worse than Turkey or Serbia. One of the worst regions in the entire of Europe
that's true but the food is very good
>Just divide your country up bro
You should get rid of flyover states then.
Btw, southern Italy is still comfier, less noggier and more beautiful than anything in your shopping mall country.
Mussolini lost.
sadly true. travelled there for the first time in my late teens (early 2000's) to visit relatives "who stayed behind" and jesus fricking christ I was glad my parents had the guts to move the frick away.
I do see your point and I believe both would benefit if they’d split. The north can fully join Central Europe and the south can focus to the only two things it has going: turism and food. Not the fancy food from the north but the comfy one that is usually associated with “Italian” food internationally.
Possibly the only thing the South has better than the North (other than lower cost of living and great beaches) is the fact that being much poorer there were less opportunities for foreigners and it’s still pretty ethnically homogeneous. Save for shithole Naples, the sole positive aspect of the mafia in other souther areas is that they don’t have disorganized America-inspired youth gangs like in places like Rome and Milan. When I was in Milan in 2013-14 a ticket controller on a local train got his arm chopped off by some machete-waving Hispanic. Hispanic and Arab gangs are a growing problem in affluent northern cities that no one really talks about out of fear of being called racist. Amazing how certain things are the same over there as well.
also the south should have its own currency, one of the reasons it is so poor is because they were forced to use the overvalued italian lira (and now the euro), and their economy completely collapsed after unification
A similar thing happened to german DDR in the 90s
>Worse than Turkey or Serbia
you're a moronic ignorant liar all around
he's right though, they're less nasty than southern italy
reiterating that bullshit does change nothing
im not reiterating any bs, serbians and turks ar less ruden loud, unorderly thant southen italins
i'm not saying don't be poor but at least get an education
>Worse than Turkey or Serbia
impossible
>you are AJs friend
>you are staying overnight at his house
>at night and trying to sleep you are thinking about Meadow with a chubby
>you are thirsty so you go downstairs for a glass of water
>you run into Carmela who is tipsy from drinking wine
>she notices your bulge
What happens?
I cut my spaghetti up with a fork and knife prior to eating it. It turns it into small spaghetti pieces than can they be eaten with a spoon. I picked up the habit after watching my brother feed his child spaghetti. To this day I go into a fit of autistic rage when I think about how the spaghetti companies sell their idiotic long boxes of long noodles when they could just break it up into tiny spaghetti bites. I will eat cut up spaghetti like a child until the day that I die, and there’s nothing you Black folk can do to stop me.
Use pizza scissors, maybe it will be more practical.
Most long pasta recipes traditionally require long spaghetti by their obvious definition: it helps the final texture, it's part of the flavor, but not always. In frittatine di pasta napoletane, cooked spaghetti are cut in tiny pieces and fried in big croquettes of sorts. Quite tasty, but also heavy on the carbs and on the wrong fats
at this point why eat long pasta when you can have short pasta? less stress and even quicker to prepare.
Nah you're just moronic we get it.
WAIT UNTIL THE EUROPEANS FIND OUT WHAT SKYLINE CHILI IS
Im not even gonna post an image
I want them to learn on their own
>SKYLINE CHILI
wtf is wrong with you people?
I love the food threads on Cinemaphile. There is always something new to learn. Gordon R is still Enemy Number One, though
>Gordon R is still Enemy Number One, though
always
Italians on suicide watch.
>can't use fork properly
>use scissors to cut spaghetti
>tiny bit of pasta outside his plate (imagine how much there is on his feet)
mission accomplished!
at this point do as anon said: cut in tiny pieces and use a bowl...
Italians are moronic and their food is shit. Pizza sucks. Pasta sucks. What else do Italians even eat? It probably sucks
Back to Peru with you.
this chart is faked and useless because "chinese" cuisine is listen 4 times and voted for 4 times by
>china
>taiwan
>singapore
>hong kong
listed*
Pasta sucks. Pizza sucks. Italians aren't known for anything else. Cry more about it.
well not her but shitalians are known for most things relating to western civilization and the modern era
there isn't a single country that contributed more to modernity
>well not her
>her
>Italians actually believe this
List 20 of these uniquely Italian things that shaped the modern world
well for oce the alphabet you're using
modern art
the law your cunntry has
modern politics
batteries
modern music
Christianity
modern sportscars
the very idea of vacationing
ngl too many to list and discern
Not memeing but there wouldnt be a "western civilization" without dagogays
>Can't name 20
>Every thing that he listed wasn't created by spaghetti gays
Lmao
all of the things i listed were created by spagetigays
if we extend the notion to ancient rome then it becomes a null question doesn't it
>List 20 of these uniquely Italian things that shaped the modern world
literally everything people use to claim western civilization superiority comes from italy
classical music, opera and theater in general, most sculptures and paintings, cultural expressions like baroque or futurism, the renaissance, roman culture/laws/ideas, christianity pretty much developed in italy and people worship their saints like swedes and saint lucy for example,
just these contributions alone shit all over everyone else and there is so much more stuff italy contributed it's not even funny
take your meds
>t. broken bot
>t. projecting moron
>Some of his smaller inventions entered the world of manufacturing unheralded. As an engineer, Leonardo conceived ideas vastly ahead of his own time, conceptually inventing the parachute, the helicopter, an armored fighting vehicle, the use of concentrated solar power, a ratio machine that could be used in an adding machine,[1] a rudimentary theory of plate tectonics and the double hull.[2] In practice, he greatly advanced the state of knowledge in the fields of anatomy, astronomy, civil engineering, optics, and the study of water (hydrodynamics).
We dont use anything da vinci is responsible for
>modern art
no
>alphabet
no
>law
no
>batteries
no
>modern music
no
>christianity
no
>modern sportscars
dont care about these nor did they shape the world
>vacationing
soulless and moronic
>classical music
no
>opera
probably but singing loudly isnt exactly a unique thing
>theater
no
>most sculptures and paintings
not a unique innovation
>futurism
yes, this so far is the only good thing listed and it sadly did not shape the world
fascism is good and did shape the modern world but its hardly 20 things and hardly close to the time frame these people were referring to
>List 20 of these uniquely Italian things that shaped the modern world
“Italians” didn't even exist prior to 1861.
But here are two things: the mafia and fascism. Both are based as frick btw.
well by shitalians we mean the inhabitants of the peninsula between the fall of the roman empire to modern times, just like germans, english, spanish etc
do not be autistique
No one lived in Italy prior to the 1860s? Interesting.
>“Italians” didn't even exist prior to 1861.
this is factually incorrect, seems like a cope to steal italians heritage
I cut it with a knife and eat it like every other food. Frick stupid ass bullshit for eating like using chopsticks, life is annoying enough without having acrobatics during meals
Italian here, my mom always snaps the spaghetti in two before putting them in the pot. Now I do that too, it's just annoying when they're too long.
Why are dudes-eating-together scenes so comfy?
It's because you're gay.
spanish food mogs italian food... idk where did the italian food is good meme came from.
Most likely because of this
>spanish food mogs italian food.
no
cope, spanish ham alone mogs the entirety of your """cuisine"""
this thread is proof everybody wishes they were italian
italians have soul, of course they do.
I just use use fork normally and bite spagettis in pieces
PIZZA, CALZONE, BUFFALO MOZZARELL'. DEESE FRICKS HAD NUTTIN'.
DEY ATE PUZZI BEFORE WE GAVE 'EM THE GIFT OF OUR CUISINE.
no
actually a good recepie and doesn't necessarily require a fork (or a knife or a spoon).
I don't roll anything, I pick it up and eat it.
i stab and push it around the plate whilst exhaling out of my perpetually blocked nasal passages.
wtf Chrissy is drinkin milk?