First wish is to claim Jasmine as my own, second to give Abu a handful of peanuts, the third wish I don't use since my wishes were granted and not even use it to wish him freedom since he's a pagan god and must be bound to his eternal torment.
-I wish to have the ability to change the rules about wishing.
-I wish to change the rules about wishing limits and illegal wishes.
-I wish to for this to not be my final my final wish but to get an extension of 10 billion more wishes.
DONE
Sperm Count 700 million per milliliter, 12 milliliter loads fully recharged within an hour per testicle, meaning each NUT is producing and then storing over 11 million sperm per minute when not ejaculating, decreasing only by sperm count but never volume. My prostate refills within minutes.
And then fix my dick injuries.
I don't care if this makes me a serial premature ejaculator, im gonna bust all of the fat loads.
To not be ugly
him to rim me while you watch with your eyes stuck open and you forced to jerk it to us.
p.s. abu rims you while you watch and jack it to us.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
>Don't threaten me with a good time.
sorry. didn't meean to turn you on.
*blushes and scoots closer to you/*
Oh murrr~
that's gay
duh and ...
...duh
Good job sherlock. Now find out what that is prodding your prostate.
to become a woman
>t. He says that's impossible.
First wish is to claim Jasmine as my own, second to give Abu a handful of peanuts, the third wish I don't use since my wishes were granted and not even use it to wish him freedom since he's a pagan god and must be bound to his eternal torment.
I wish that Will Smith died instead of Robin Williams.
I wish Tupac was alive.
To be an omnipotent god
1 million wishes
>1 million wishes
>smacks dick
>ayo you caynt wish fo mo wishes nibbae? aint' chu hert whut ah sait?
To triple world hunger.
Go back to chilhood except with an immortal body and Superman-like powers with the ability to kill myself whenever I want.
This is 1 wish btw
So you would never age past being a child?
I didn't consider this but I guess that's a good thing if you know what I'm saying.
You probably know why it's a good thing *wink* 😉
-I wish to have the ability to change the rules about wishing.
-I wish to change the rules about wishing limits and illegal wishes.
-I wish to for this to not be my final my final wish but to get an extension of 10 billion more wishes.
DONE
I wish for his wife's name in my fricking mouf
Add one inch of girth to my penis
29 million dollars
Total penis control
obliterate the tiny hat tribe, transfer all their riches to me, frick off back to your lamp and never return
to secure the future
of our youth
the small hat tribe
must speak the truth
GET MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YO MOUF
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Teleportation, I will bring humanity out of its rot and into the stars with my plan.
>teleport into a vacuum
>die
a bbc
post poopy rapey.
that shit is hilarious
For cellular technology advancement to have ended at the flip phone to where smartphones have never and will never exist.
Humanity will never know that I alone saved the future of the entire human race but I do not need fame or recognition for preventing the collapse.
My pick of every college coed that ever posed for PLAYBOY.
K h a z a r omg
MILK
Controlling time.
Horny? Rape the first woman you see and go back in time. Tired? Pause the time and sleep for 2 days or something
Unlimited high quality NUTS.
Sperm Count 700 million per milliliter, 12 milliliter loads fully recharged within an hour per testicle, meaning each NUT is producing and then storing over 11 million sperm per minute when not ejaculating, decreasing only by sperm count but never volume. My prostate refills within minutes.
And then fix my dick injuries.
I don't care if this makes me a serial premature ejaculator, im gonna bust all of the fat loads.
1st wish - a blowjob from genie
2nd wish - another blowjob from genie
3rd wish - another blowjob from genie
Big booty latina b***hes to fart on my face 24/7.