YOU SITTING ON THE COUCH YOU WATCHING TV, AND YOUR LIFE IS PASSING YOU BY.
YOU KEEP PROCRASTINATING OVER AND OVER, WELL MAYBE I'LL GO TO SCHOOL NEXT YEAR OR MAYBE NEXT SEMESTER. NO DO IT RIGHT NOW!!
THEY'LL WORK WITH YOU AFTER WORK OR YOU CAN GO BEFORE WORK. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO TO GRADUATE. GO TALK TO SOMEBODY RIGHT NOW, THEY OUT TO HELP YOU.
YOU SPEND ALL DAY ON THE PHONE ANYHOW, WHY DON'T YOU MAKE A PHONE CALL THAT'S GOING TO HELP YOU IN YOUR FUTURE?
I have my masters and own a house, yet everytime I see this homie, I still feel like I haven't accomplished shit! How does he do it?
more education is what you're looking at
Lol same. I have accomplished a small amount of things and yet this commercial fricks with me every time
this one and the le cordon bleu commercial where the guy says "get your career cooking, literally!"
Literally went to Le Cordon Bleu, jesus christ what a fricking scam I would have been fricked had it not been for the based GI BIll.
>Just spent 2 years farting around and getting drunk with my "classmates"
>We end up starting a catering company 5 years later and now I have a million dollar business
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There's some cool b***hes at this muthafricka! And check this out, they all got low self esteem!
>they all got low self esteem!
Kek
EVEREST homie
EVEREST
YOU TOO CAN ASPIRE TO MAKE MINIMUM WAGE ONE DAY, PIMPIN'
>wake up early so you can go to school
>30 minutes of "free" time, preparation to go to school
>travel to school
>study at school
>travel home
>do homework
>dinner and an hour or two of actual free time
>go to bed early so you can study well at school
All this so you can
>wake up early so you can go to work
>30 minutes of "free" time, preparation to go to work
>travel to work
>work
>travel home
>dinner and a couple of hours of actual free time
>go to bed early so you can work well
>couple of weeks of free time per year
God bless those of you that do this so me and my neet fiance can just do whatever we want every single day, sincerely.
If I try to study or work at all, I feel like I'm wasting my life by not doing exactly what I want be doing.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
And how do you make money being a neet
I fill out an application on the internet once a month and get my bux two days later. Takes two minutes. Me and my fiance get 600 € each, plus our rent and bills paid.
We got a big TV, gaming computer, laptop, new phones, drugs and we stash around 200-300 € every month so we can get whatever we need or want.
Been living the dream for over 10 years. I've worked 1 day in my life, no joke. I made 33 € when I was 15 at a summer job. It sucked, so I didn't go back.
Prey they never do like some states in the US do and force you to submit job searches and application each month or constantly hassle you to take some shitty skill learning classes.
Well, if I absolutely have to study and work, I will. But if I don't, I won't.
Education is "free" here anyway.
Oh wow. Yeah, you can't do that so easily in America. I am sure there are ways but...nah.
Not the neet anon but I am pretty much a half neet.
I teach high school and people might shit on that career but if you do it correctly its gold. You have full control of your classroom and what kind of work you want to give out. As long as you give a sense of respect to the students and you don't let them get away with bullshit the students are easy to deal with. You also get months of paid vacation. The teachers that have it hard are the ones who actually care and think they make a difference.
What subject do you teach?
>I teach high school and people might shit on that career but if you do it correctly its gold.
Sounds like you're from one of the whitest high-schools left in America.
Go neck-deep into the tar-pits at the ghetto, and say what you said again.
my only reason to watch Judge Judy was for these commericals.
>laughing
>my
>balls
>off
>each
>time
>you shitting on the couch
back when college degrees actually meant something
>implying that degrees from for-profit colleges were ever worth anything
>back when college degrees actually meant something
Getting a STEM degree from an Ivy League school.
vs.
Getting a piece of paper from a for-profit college mastering in some bullshit trade like putting the plastic ends on the end of shoelaces.
The plastic tips at the end of shoelaces are called 'aglets'. Their true purpose is sinister.
I also enjoyed Phineas abd ferb
i have a STEM degree from a mid tier-university, i assure you it's AS equally worthless as an Everest degree
t. current factory worker
>gets STEM degree
>becomes factory worker
damn you must have fricked up somewhere
i have a degree in film and somehow ended up working in tech making a decent $70k/yr
You're GPA must be for shit then...even those who I know getting 2.7 are making 6 figures.
Sounds like you skated through on keg-stands and date-rapes....just white-people'd the whole way through.
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I HAVE AN ANNUITY BUT I NEED CASH NOW
I'll call now
you'll call today!
>"Don't think about it as "your home" - think about it as our home, that I'll own"
Does anyone have that edit some anon made of this commercial? He posted a thread about it once and he got bullied by other anons about shilling his youtube videos. It was funny as frick but I could never find it again.
OC anon if you are out there, the video was funny and you deserved better.
http://web.archive.org/web/20211008085501/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se4F65YONiQ
You are a saint.
I know you reading this anon, fight the copyright claim ya dope, it's fair use.
I miss these for-profit colleges.
The song from this is a banger and a lot of people still mistake it as a religious song.
This usually came on late at night. You'd be like half awake and this would come on.
Post some lawyer ads those can get crazy at times just to get attention
do you live in north AL?
IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH
>my wife's boyfriend
charmless reddit trash
I always like the Tulsa welding school one's. They never interested me at all. The guy said something along the lines of
"Yeah the money isn't great but working 60 hours a week is. I have my own apartment and car."
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Good post!