>You smell good which is suprising
>Thanks I put on deoderant
>*audience laughs*
it's that easy
>You smell good which is suprising. >Thanks I put on deoderant. >*audience laughs*
>You smell good which is suprising
>Thanks I put on deoderant
>*audience laughs*
it's that easy
Its funny because he's fat
No its funny because he dressed like a coke dealer that would wear nasty ass cologne and has a homeless beard on top of that
for me its
Moustache by Rochas Eau Spray
Eau Noire Dior
Duro Nasomatto
>nasomatto
Patrician taste
>Not lynx Africa
Ngmi
Imagine being Jonah and devoting your whole life to bringing people joy but every time you get interviewed buttholes are trying to tear you down.
checked double dubs of truth. It's demoralizing and shows the israelite crab bucket at work.
Imagine being a fat israelite that was funny at one time but slowly over time people realize what a fake douchebag you are
>funny at one time
link to clip of something funny he said/did? same goes for proof Sam Hyde is capable of "humor"
>my dream right is to get out of this chair and fricking knock your teeth out of your head.
this is frickin based. 95% of people (especially here) would never have balls to say any of this shit to another man.
It's clearly a skit, anon.
It's fake, the interviewer is the director of Superbad...
no he's not, he's the director of Shaun of the Dead
true, which is how I know it's fake
He built his audience ripping on down syndrome feminists
And the problem is?
he was funnier when he was doing that instead of virtue signaling for the same homosexuals he used to make fun
This was pretty funny
It would take a lot to tear that fatass down, like chopping a whale apart
Honestly you know you're doing pretty good in life if you have a lot of haters. Especially in America which is crabs in a bucket x10,000. See jonahs issue is he's a relatable everyman. That's exactly the type of person unsuccessful people seethe about.
he tries too hard to be cool and that's his problem. he wants it too much.
if he could learn to laugh at himself instead of taking himself so seriously he'd actually start becoming cool.
>Thanks, I finally swallowed that foreskin.
post the photo where he is crying after getting his ass kicked in karate
>drug up the audience
It's that easy.
It's a little sad how while Amy Schumer and all those other fan pigs are being praised for body positivity while Jonah is constantly shit on to the point of dressing like an anime character.
>It's a little sad how while Amy Schumer and all those other fan pigs are being praised for body positivity while Jonah is constantly shit on to the point of dressing like an anime character.
Geee it's almost like this was all manufactured to shit on young white men
if you're fat you don't deserve to call yourself white
t. White
>if you're fat you don't deserve to call yourself white
>t. White
Neither do you israelite
>he's a chubby chud
>he's a chubby chud
I was skinny but I hurt my leg ree
You could say I'm chuddy
Jonnah is not White.
>Jonnah is not White.
We know
This. Jonah Hill is a israelite and a homosexual, but you never see fat female celebrities get the same kinda treatment from anyone. The complete opposite in fact.
Isn't he fat still? Fat people smells, that's the joke.
See, the joke is that he plays smash bros. melee competitively.
imagine going to jiu jitsu class and having to roll with his stinky poops
i feel like jonah is probably so lacking in confidence and conviction that no matter how hard he trained, i, a white belt with one stripe, could gogoplata him for fun over and over
I'd like to do a roundhouse kick to his face. He could just kneel there like that while I scream "HADOUKEN" and with one mighty kick I break his nose, his jaw, knock out half his teeth and blind him in one eye. Oh man that would be so breasts.
That's probably the ugliest shirt I have ever seen
nope, do not lean into self deprecation bullshit, a better reply would be
>you smell good which is surprising
>and you're still on the air, which is surprising
ez
>it is, that's why i have to take guests like you
okay time to go get laid
Jonah Hill was never a good actor.
He is though. Good filmography too. The problem is he's cast in comedic roles and doesn't have the wit or desire to play that part in public
>points to Tim Pool tattoo
it's that easy
I like you, Tim, but you should have slugged that manlet.
>I like you, Tim
holy yikes
>holy yikes
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE'S FRICKING B A L D
Wtf y'all talking about
God Jonah makes me cringe so hard but I'd still chill with him over Seth rogen any day
What cologne do you use, Cinemaphile?
I haven't had a shower in over a month.
That's disgusting bro
I used to take only one bath a week. Sometimes even skipped a week. Then puberty hit. Taking a shower is a good way to kickstart your day, but sometimes I wonder if a shower a day isn't a bit excessive. It's probably been a decade since I've taken a bath.
I only recently found out women don't use soap in their hair everyday. Personally I feel like I need a shower everyday, but I could skip shampoo on days I don't workout. Body soap is probably an everyday thing though.
Back when I had long hair, it only started to get volume and a nice glow again after 3-4 days of not washing it. Supposedly using hairshampoo everyday is overkill. Also: nothing as relaxing as taking a steaming hot shower in the evening during wintertime, put on your pj's and jump into a freshly made bed immediately after. It's the good sleep
>Also: nothing as relaxing as taking a steaming hot shower in the evening during wintertime, put on your pj's and jump into a freshly made bed immediately after. It's the good sleep
As an american I shower in the morning to be clean and wake myself up, but in Japan they bathe before bed for the same reason, and the change in heart rate helps people to fall asleep.
idk I feel like a few areas on my body should be soaped everyday.
If you can't wipe or use a bidet, soap your ass. If you get cum all over your wiener then wash that too. If you're a fat frick and start sweating when you have to walk to the fridge, wash your pits as well. Other than that no need
Don't forget to brush your teeth bro. I clean my ears everyday, but apparently that's too much as well. I only do it as a courtesy to other people, I don't want them to stare into dirty earholes.
I miss Japanese toilets.
Unless you're a professional athlete or do manual labor, using soap every day is excessive
I feel like my hair is too greasy if I don't use shampoo every day. It's more pliable but that actually ends up being more annoying because I don't want to fully style my hair every day
Everyone tells me I smell like whiskey
redditchad
Love Rose from the Neogen Dreamcatcher collection
In what situation would you wear cologne? I work retail and my fellow wageslaves wear cologne, fricking really.
>I work retail and my fellow wageslaves wear cologne
Based
Bijan for men.
>You smell good which is surprising
>Thanks I decided to try wearing deodorant
>*audience laughs*
It's funnier this way.
>why yes, I am a piece of shit
>I forgot to roll in my own shit and piss tonight since I was so busy travelling
>You smell good, which is suprising.
There's this new thing out called "soap", you should look into it.
>I suppose you French haven't heard of it yet
HUMILITY BAD! GROG ALPHA! GROG NO MAKE SELF DEPRECIATION JOKE. GROG VERY STRONG. GROG NOT INSECURE WHRRE YOU HEAR GROG INSECURE IT NOT TRUE ME SWEAR!
>have no personality
>one piece of banter sends you spiraling
how does someone like this get famous as an actor. i think we all know the answer.
It's easy to say this, but this level of disrespect doesn't happen to any other fricking big actor.
I always used to forget the bellybutton. Goddamn a lot of crud can gather there.
>wear a white shirt
>check bellybutton
>blue lint in it everytime
how
Probably because you put your socks and t-shirts together for laundry
You think Jonah would learn how to laugh but instead he was insecure butthurt about everything
I probably would have just got up and walked out if I was Jonah. Late night talk shows are already bullshit, he doesn't have to be there. To sit down and have that be the first thing the puppet host says is insane
>thanks, yeah, you have a bit of coffee breath though
>Thanks, it's called 'Your Wife's Feet'. Smell my breath.
just a simple your mom/wife said the same thing would've had the audience laughing and been fine. poor bastard got btfo even before sitting down.