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he force repels all the nasty crud off him
force effects require work.
showers are meant to be lazy
did u see how casually he zapped luke
i felt like his mana bar trickled down a little.
granted huge mana bar, but there was some effort.
what's the future of showers?
trek had sonic showers?
what does SW have?
Imagine living in the future and not knowing the pure relaxation of having hot water hit your head and run down your body
I can imagine that.
But I want to imagine what is the beyond that.
Showering isn’t relaxing at all. Taking a bath is relaxing.
You have autistic hypersensitivity.
I'd imagine Palpatine takes a dip in the bacta tanks.
A hot shower feels good if you're cold. Like you had a seizure and collapsed in a puddle of your own piss and vomit. You wake up wet and shivering on the cold ground. Getting into the shower feels so good after that
differs from planet to planet. no water to spare on tattooine so they just use jets of air. on nabu they bathe.
people don't eat much in star wars do they? he probably eats gross alien shit but acts like it's normal while he does it.
>showering/bathing isn't limited to the element of water
what is the essence of "showering" then?
you can shower with confetti right?
yeah but I'd prefer water since the thought of cleaning up confetti defeats the comforting purpose of showering (like scrapping it up with you hands as you stand crouch nakidly over the drain is a real buzzkill to the whole experience).
>Luke was having a meal with his aunt and uncle(blue milk)
>Luke eats rations and then Yoda eats them
>Yoda and Luke eat a soup/stew which Luke thinks is nasty
>Anakin and Padme eat some fruit on their date
>Jabba eats some bugs
That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
only golden
He has robots bathe him.
That seems like the kind of thing Star Wars would pull out of its ass
Can he reproduce?
Only through grooming
Hence Anakin.
You're on Cinemaphile, you probably do your grooming on your e-girl visual novels when you aren't jerking off to hentai.
>projecting
Yeah hes ray skywalkers grandpa
what does he eat?
imagine the smell
Probably just walks through a hot spring occasionally while in his gown. Bet it would be bery majestic. Not like most people because you know it would turn into a huge mess and or pain in the ass for any rando person wearing a gown into a hot spring. He doesn't do laundry either. Its really smart actually thinking about it.
>bery majestic
He just spins and is clean afterwards.
>tfw havent showered since september
It was I refused to wash my crack and balls. It is quite smelly for your pitiful little nose. An unwashed butthole awaits you. Oh, I'm afraid the shower was never quite operational before you arrived.
I'm sure he showered every single day when he was posing as a senator but completely stopped right after he became an emperor
No. He would die if he showered. The dark side destroys your body. Jedi Master Faye however showered every day despite being 4000 years old. The light side is associated with many abilities that a lot of people would consider unnatural
to me its this guy rocking badass black jedi robes
Prequels Jedi/Sith outfit was so fricking cool
Its somehow feels right, not weird, not boring, while also badass looking
Does he have to go to the toilet and take shits?
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