You think you're literally Patrick Bateman but in reality you're actually Luis Carruthers.
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You think you're literally Patrick Bateman but in reality you're actually Luis Carruthers.
I'm actually Paul Allen.
Let's see Paul Allen's American Psycho analogy
How so?
>you think you’re le cool guy but actually you’re le uncool guy
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Cope, Luiscel.
>implying I'm not Kimball
Luis was gay so no. Also funny how the only homosexual sticks out among the clones
bateman was also gay (bi).
No, he was not you tard.
then why ?
he jerk offs to troony porn after his workouts
Ofc ge is.
Nobody overcompensates like that unless they're gay. He doesn't care about girls, or his fiance. And the only time we truly see him terrified in the movie, is when Luis calls him out for being gay
impressive, very nice
I Gavin Belson wearing a wig?
I am the homie with that slickback hair
Jinkx monsoon looking good in here
I'm unironically Van Patten
Has anyone ever successfully pulled off this haircut?
with a polo maybe, but not with a bow tie.
I'm the homeless guy who gets stabbed to death.
Get a goddamn job, Al.
I'm the hooker who got the chainsaw dropped on her
I'm the chainsaw
Nice try, but I'm actually Marcus Halberstram. That delusional autist Bateman thinks he has a better haircut, but the truth is that I mog him in both the haircut and the business card department.
YOUR COMPLIMENT WAS SUFFICIENT LUIS.
I'm the news report that reveals everything was in your head the whole time
No, I know I'm Patrick because I'm a loser trying to look cool in front of my buddies even if none of them fall for it.
They probably thought that Carruthers is cooler than Bateman
Actual accurate portrayal of LGBTQ in a film. Reviled by everyone, nervous, completely unlikable.
Which yeah are qualities shared by people on here, good point really
>Luis
It's Louis you dumb b***h. Does he look like a beaner??
All americans are mutts, so who knows.
You mean a Wall street banker, in a facade relationship with Samantha Mathis and into that whole Yale thing?
I am the ATM that hungers for cats.
OP your memes are gay