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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lick their noses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      u star fricker

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    N

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here we go again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like that some of them have hats

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      soul

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet Polynesians were kino as frick before colonialism/modernity ruined them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they spent a lot of time raping each other. I dunno if you consider that kino.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be polynesians
        >find this random island in the middle of fricking nowhere
        >decide to build some giant statues for some dumb reason
        >cut the trees to move the statues and what not
        >how many trees? all of them
        >ecological catastrophe
        >all of you die
        well done morons

        The island had fully collapsed and all native trees and animals were wiped out by your precious savages long before the white man arrived.

        People of Easter Island literally starved themselves to death by being extremely moronic, if I remember correctly

        They would have raped and eaten you, dumb frick.

        Why is that all that’s ever on your mind? Like you can’t even look at a cool carved rock without getting heated and say something shitty about minorities

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >”I bet Polynesians were kino as frick before colonialism/modernity ruined them.”
          >NOOOOO HOW DARE YOU DISPUTE THIS, FRICKING WHITE PEOPLE

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Polynesians were white moron, watch the documentary kino

            I know it was an almost legendary box office flop, but I kinda liked Rapa-Nui.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that guy was an butthole too but do you really have to be all triggered into talking about rape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The island had fully collapsed and all native trees and animals were wiped out by your precious savages long before the white man arrived.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing white people would never do that to their environment!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Given white people are the only ones trying to keep the environment ticking over while subhumans are dooming us all I'm not sure what your reddit tier sarcasm was aiming for.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People of Easter Island literally starved themselves to death by being extremely moronic, if I remember correctly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They would have raped and eaten you, dumb frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and that's kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. They eradicated anything of note on the island and spent all their time in hill forts half starving and waiting for some rival clan to run out of their hill fort to try and burn their shit. Tribal life wasn't this fun carefree existence we've memed it into being. Even the most gigaest of Giga Chad's has maybe 7 good years of raping fricking and fighting before some rival or disease offed him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        most if not all of the large trees on easter island were palm trees which have very brittle cores that would easily have been crush under the weight of the moai some of which could weight upwards of 500 tons

        So what you're saying is that the Heads were already there when they got to the island

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did people back then really not have anything better to do than build giant heads?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that they had the free time available suggests that life was comfy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're on an island in the middle of the pacific ocean
      the nearest land is 1200 miles away and it's another small island
      what would you do instead?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they actually have whole bodies but they're buried now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based and redpilled

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lazy bastards couldn't even add arms

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          so were they put in holes? i doubt the earth would've moved that much to cover so much

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            On the contrary, Easter island is notorious for soil erosion, the theory goes that the native inhabitants deforested the island to such an extent that there was no root systems left to hold the soil together. The soil shifts so fast that these moai can be buried up to the neck in a relatively short time.

            See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soil_erosion#Land_degradation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            On the contrary, Easter island is notorious for soil erosion, the theory goes that the native inhabitants deforested the island to such an extent that there was no root systems left to hold the soil together. The soil shifts so fast that these moai can be buried up to the neck in a relatively short time.

            See https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soil_erosion#Land_degradation

            Also keep in mind they weigh several tons, so would sink over the centuries.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          is this real? How old are these?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It takes about a thousand years to get that much sedimentation to infill around it on a slope like that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            700-800 years.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The must have been from the Atlantean time when there was an international and powerful civilisation. This and other sites around the world are aligned mathematically, like some global cosmic calendar.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And the famous ones we think about when we imagine easter island are all failures which hadn't been sculpted and painted as the creators intended, they are all scattered on hills because they got stuck during transportation. It would have taken like a year to carve and get them ready to move only for them to get stuck and require them to start again.

        Pic related is what the creators intended for them to look like.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this was their Cinemaphile

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You think they had Bane and CIA moai?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a bunch of ooga booga men screaming racial slurs at each other and jerking off as they carve out giant heads
        uhhhh, kino

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they seem like nice fellas
    wonder what kind of movies they enjoy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I recall the natives were watching Alice in Wonderland at a party I could see from my hotel in 2010.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be polynesians
    >find this random island in the middle of fricking nowhere
    >decide to build some giant statues for some dumb reason
    >cut the trees to move the statues and what not
    >how many trees? all of them
    >ecological catastrophe
    >all of you die
    well done morons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dumb chief made them do it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, the European explorers who made it there did not write of any of this, they describe a small paradise. The eco collapse only happened aftet the South Americans took over and introduced sheep that grazed the island clean of larger vegetation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Another theory is that European boats brought mice that had no natural predators, and they fed upon the seeds of the trees which led to the collapse.

      Modern archaelogists dont think log rollers were used to move the Moai but instead they 'walked'. Essentially the people used guide ropes and rock the moai back and forth on its base so that it moved along much like you might move some heavy furniature without lifting it properly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Euros are so evil they can destroy an island without even being anywhere near it and not even knowing it exists.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But they visited it and saw it was at different stages of collapse, each time they went there. It might not have been Europeans fault, it could have been native ecological collapse. But I was just making the point that the trees goes extinct could have been because of an invasive species upsetting the balance as we see with lots of island ecologies.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Theory is that the fiest visit brought Eurasian diseases there. Pacific Islanders aren' as vulnerable to them as Native Americans were but it still would have been nasty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      most if not all of the large trees on easter island were palm trees which have very brittle cores that would easily have been crush under the weight of the moai some of which could weight upwards of 500 tons

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUM DUM GIVE ME GUM GUM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good post

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Awwwww, why the long face?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The heads/statues are one thing and yet the real question that no one really thinks about... They were on an isolated island in the middle of Pacific ocean cut off from other civilized stations, so how did they know what Easter was? There's something much deeper going on that we have yet to understand

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OK, so it’s Tuesday. Now what?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these statues are some satanic shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      of course. only shaytan can come up with such useless shit and only human would listen and carry it out. these people would skin me alive if i was there and told theme worship Allah instead of wasting your time in carving these stones, morons

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    True fact
    The civilization that made those statues all starved to death on the island. They chopped down all the trees, the soil went to shit and they couldn't grow anything. Also some trade network from South America collapsed and they got stranded.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >easter island
    >not a single rabbit in sight
    >no eggs

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know it was an almost legendary box office flop, but I kinda liked Rapa-Nui.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This shows the power of Pink Floyd's music. Touches a different culture and causes them to replicate album art.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BANG BING
    BANG BING

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I eat all the eggs.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised liberals haven't tore down these monuments yet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm surprised liberals haven't tore down these monuments yet.
      Give it time

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The movie Rapa Nui is about Easter Island and it has a lot of info about the Moai and a pretty good story

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My mind associates these heads with a Mario game on gameboy

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if those guys were also raped by Papuans.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were. All Polynesians are dominated by Papuan paternal lineages. Technically they are matrilocal, but that doesn't change the fact that their men got cucked in the distant past.

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