>you wake up with spiders-man powers including biological webbing

>you wake up with spiders-man powers including biological webbing
What now anon?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what are spiders-man's powers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does whatever a spider can.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go on a massive killing spree of gangsters, thugs, etc.
    Spiderman holds back ALOTA of his strength when fighting bad guys. Hitting the average lowlife with unrestricted strength would essentially make them explode, especially coming at them at 100mph web swinging around

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Then your family gets murdered and you’re sent to federal prison for life. Now what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Beat the shit out of the guards and prisoners and go back to doing what I was doing.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have sex.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rape

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spread cancer to every prostitute and druggie I see for shit and giggles

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >including biological webbing
    >What now anon?

    ?t=142

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep living as I do right now I guess.
    I'm not brave or determined enough to go out in the streets every day to fight people.
    Nor am I ambitous enough to make a living out of my powers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much what this anon said
      and there not being enough tall buildings where I live. But I'd definitely look for a place where I could just jump around during the weekends.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Construction, probably

    Make a fricking killing and if the union don't like it explain in no uncertain terms that I'm the don now

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Wake up with functional eyes and absolutely ripped
    >Need to buy new clothes
    >HELLO LADIES

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Find a mask and the nearest bank

      These 100%
      Rip the door off a bank vault and start looking for prostitutes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But why would there be prostitutes inside the bank vault, anon?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go out and rape little girls

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably sneak around at night and peep into people's windows.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get famous on tiktok showing off some of my powers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would be captured by the government and experimented on.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would the government want an ordinary circus acrobat with mad green screen skills?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd die fighting if it came to that, but if everyone knew I exist, the government can't hide it's inhumane experiments on me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What are they going to do? Make a ruckus for a news cycle and then gradually fade interest while the government shrugs?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            People are still talking about October 7. Enough people get mad and shit doesn't just go away

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't believe that's comparable to people missing Spiderman with no idea what happened. It's not like the government will catch you in downtown New York with a thousand troops and vehicles chasing you down in plain view.

              Doubly so now when we got machine learning muddling the waters of whatever seems supernatural.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably try to do what Peter did before his uncle was killed: professional boxing or mixed martial arts. My spider sense would help me predict my opponents' punches etc, and my super strength would help me destroy my enemies in the first round (though sometimes I'd give them more time simply because beating them up too quickly would bring me less money than if I toyed with them for a while).

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do a flip

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >anon breaks his neck

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Find a mask and the nearest bank

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep that shit to myself

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably start doing street level crime fighting, patrolling high crime neighborhoods and using a police scanner to find criminals as I do live in a big city. I don't think I could balance work/life with crimefighting though, ideally I'd work something out with the city to get an apartment and pay for this but thats unrealistic, I'd probably just steal money from the criminals I stop and have a secret lair in some abandoned building.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get inside contacts with the police and other agencies where people are frustrated with the amount of red tape holding them down from taking out the middle and top level scum. Find out who they are, where they are and end their life with a pummeling at a good time.

    Throw corrupt officials who allow the import of hard drugs into the sea with webbed arms. There will be no survivors. Threatened, pressured or not.

    I'll also try to bed loads of hot women who are shallow and easily impressed by my newfound physical prowess while attempting to not web at climax.

    Swing as high up in the air as possible, shits basically flying.

    Climb mountains just because it's easy now and similar such feats of strength.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I learn to lasso, how to make web lassos, purchase a cowboy outfit and domino mask and become the western themed superhero known as the "Hidden Hombre".

    I dont want people to think im a spiderman rip off so ill make a lot of web lassos and tell press I can just make lassos. When they ask about the wall crawling ill point to my trusty spurs before lassoing away. My archnemesis, The Indigo Injun, awaits.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The same things I do now but with a less shitty body.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Work on mastering my abilities so that I can use them in a way that wouldn’t raise any eyebrows about being super human (obviously no webslinging and wall climbing in public). Then I would find a way to get myself into an open try out for a baseball team and comfortably make millions of dollars while casually dominating the league with superhuman athleticism and reaction timing.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lament that I don't live in the city, but enjoy the free abs, strength, and perfect vision.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cry over the fact that i can never get a woman pregnant without giving her cancer

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do some rock-climbing

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd much rather wake up as Spider Gwen, like a fricking troon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You could just transition into Spider-Gwen like in spiderverse.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in the middle of South Dakota so I'd have to go find a city with tall buildings to enjoy it I guess.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, same. Being Spider-Man in the countryside would be pretty useless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'd basically be a ground pounder.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot webs from my dick

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >become streamer with POV of my views from swinging
    >get sponsored by redbull or someshit
    >become popular enough to live comfortably from revenue
    >travel world just swinging around seeing sights and making vids
    >government can't capture me or lock me up because I'm a social media star

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get drunk with coffe.

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