You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
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You are obese which is very unhealthy. If you do not lose weight, you will die
I miss John Candy
>fat guy
>name is John Candy
That wasn't his real name. It was like Candelovski or something. Look it up.
Me too anon. He seemed to be one of the few in Hollywood who was a genuinely good, grounded person, in addition to being an amazing comedic actor.
Member when family guy did this I member I member!!!
Ha ha family guy references
Hey Peter
Goddamn I hate this guy's movies. So fricking artificially sappy and sentimental. He pretend it's anti-cynical, but there's nothing more cynical than using melodramatic monologues and cheesy music to play on people's sympathies.
have a nice day
Frick you, he's right. These "le wholesome chungus" homosexuals are always the really slimy creeps. Like the numals with basedbeards who call themselves feminists to get into women's pants.
>John Candy the notorious slimy creep, who everyone said was a creep
>died of a drug overdose
If he was alive today he'd be raping kids, but because the degenerate fricking dies, all of a sudden he's a saint. Just lol.
>died of a drug overdose
Got a reputable source for that?
wrong person you dumb b***h
All fat people are the same.
That scene was pathetic.
Trying way too hard to make the audience go "awwwwwww". It was so fricking forced and awkward.
This guy gets it.
Orange whip?
THREE ORANGE WHIPS
>sentimental
not a valid criticism.
Your wife is DEAD
>he is now hurt
He could have turned it around, but he was a pretty great fat guy
Not true. 90% of fat guys stop being funny when they lose weight. see picrel
he got funny when he got fat again or at least halfway as fat as his old self again
idk, he was killing it on Vine back when that was a thing
Isn't this all a lie though? Isn't he a complete loser and that's the whole point of the movies sappy ending?
Is it implied the wife died or something? Then what about his kids? It never made sense to me. Did he have a wife or what?
his wife died years prior, that's the only thing he lied about.
he lied about everything. the homosexual was selling wiener rings in a back alley before he met neal page
>name is john candy
>eats too much candy and dies
kek
John Candy was so likable, his expression of pain or emotional stuff never had a "hurt" or "messed up" like other comics (Wilder, Williams, Pryor.) It's the Canadian-ness that's too milquetoast.
That film is perfect by the way
perfectly gay for homos
big is beautiful
>I like how I am
>dies
That didn't age well.
should unironically be given a 3 day ban for insulting Candy
the only leaf who didn't deserve the rake
Canada wasn't a problem until Ford left.
You made SNL, we made SCTV.
We are not the same.
I love this movie and there is nothing you can do to stop me from loving it. You're just a bitter homosexual.
OUR ENEMIES ARE ALL THOSE IN LEAGUE WITH CAPITALISM
THE BUREAUCRATS, THE LANDLORD CLASS, AND THE REACTIONARY SECTION OF THE INTELLIGENTSIA ATTACHED TO THEM
If I answer that question you keep asking me, if I give you the name of the "Big Enchilada" y'know...
Shane Gillis should star in his biopic
>You wanna sneed me? Go right ahead if it makes you chuck any better. I'm an easy farmer. Yeah, you're right, I feed too much. I also seed too much. I could be a cold-hearted city slicker like you... but I don't like to hurt people's soil pH. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not chucking. I like... I like sneed. My gummy bears like me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real farmer. What you frick is what you suck.