You weren't lying, this was probably the worst movie I've ever seen.

You weren't lying, this was probably the worst movie I've ever seen.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my cousin complaining at the time that the movie sucked because christian fundamentalists would've freaked over all the satanic hell shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      your cousin is a mindless fedora tipper

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Urban Rock

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Karl and the Urban Rock

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I used to be a roadie for them.
        Those Fulkers could drink.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The FPS bit is kino though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's spastic blurry shit because vidya doesn't look nice in 24 frames per second.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well what did you expect from 'Karl and the urban rock doom' ??

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends what kind of band they are

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you think that was bad, try watching the other doom movie

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's a lie this movie is pretty good
    and I hate the fps scene

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf that gun has an attachment to clip it on to a belt?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you havent seen Ultraviolet?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was good because it came with a demo for the xbox game on the dvd.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It honestly want that bad It was a 6/10 basic vidya movie only a half step below that first resident evil movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If doom is a 6 RE is a 9.5. doom had twice the budget and only has 2 competent actors and the rock, much worse writing, worse action etc.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its a pretty comfy movie, i rewatch it once a year or so.
    it has alot of silly elements of course but it was good camp.
    all the actors were also on point.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You got filtered. Filtered by soulful vidyakino.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >was based on doom 3 instead of the earlier games
    >they're mutants instead of demons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they're mutants instead of demons
      Was this one of the first examples of a movie getting fricked for the China release?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus, of course. I was thinking about watching it for the hell of it but this almost does it for me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are you going to cry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao possibly, but I'm glad to know now rather than start this shit and be even more disappointed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This movie is almost exactly like the resident evil movie but without Milla
        Even the zombies and laboratory are similar

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow the novelization is aces, really surprised me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, dude...
      I recall many times reading the whole thing in one sitting.
      >Going to bed, need something to do until I actually feel sleepy
      >Wait, wtf it's morning?
      I don't know why, but its the only book where thats happened.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then don't watch the follow up

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He had a terrible hairline

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked how when promoting this movie Rockman said for him to win an oscar he'd have to play a gay moron with AIDS on Opie and Anthony

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no Anthony Hopkins Dr. Betruger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dr. Betruger

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God I remember that piece of shit.
    >Based of Doom 3 AKA weakest DOOM game made
    >Nonsensical bullshit plot
    >LITERAL MUTAGENIC VIRUS THAT TURNS YOU INTO A DEMON IF YOUR A MEANIE
    >I wish I made that last one up.gif
    >Dumbest fricking CGI
    >Tries to be a horror movie until the end
    >Then it's just a horrifically bad action movie
    >The BFG is literally only used to melt some fricking walls. It never gibs a horde of demons. What the frick.
    It still baffles me that they managed to frick up something with such a simple plot as a really mad marine fighting the forces of hell on phobos and being so pissed off about it he refuses to die. Thats literally it, a giant excuse for big ass explosions, tons of monsters being blown the frick up, and just reveling in the cheesiness of it as one angry man engages in the extremely christian past time of DEUS VULTing Hell itself. You have to TRY to mess up something this simple.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Doom 3
      >Weakest

      Go back to Cinemaphile and enjoy your Skyrim: Doom Edition homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I hope he's actually a PWAD chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Assuming I even bought bethesda's mediocre offering
        Pic related

        I hope he's actually a PWAD chad

        Damn right, just that stuffs offtopic as it gets for Cinemaphile and more for /vr/ get your ass around the thread on weekends, we got chads hosting deathmatch on fridays and shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gay teir opinion

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it and have watched it at least six times probably more :^)

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait until you see the sequel you'll kick yourself in the saggy pussy when youre done swine

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty amusing, I still like it. Wheelchair boy turning into a chair fused pinky is neat.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Karl Urban and the FPS sequence was the most kino thing ever what you mean?

    Plus prime Rosalind Pike

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >SEMPER FI
    >MOTHERFRICKER

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not supposed to die!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Phat Beach
    Angry Video Nerd Movie
    Good Mourning
    Remember The Spartans
    Bucky Larson
    Rollergator (I don't think this is even an actual movie)

    Only ones I struggled to get through. I like so bad it's good garbage too.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You weren't lying, this was probably the worst movie I've ever seen.
    you havent seen the recent Doom movie then.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IMO, Portman had the right call (get back-up). He also deserved his vacation with three she-boys in a hotel room.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SEMPER FI
    MOTHERFRICKER

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a solid 5/10.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at the thumbnail all I saw was
    URBAN ROCK
    DOOM

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boring barely no action
    All monster scenes in the dark

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing it opening weekend. The drugged out guy who ruined our /tg/ game session earlier that same night was way more entertaining.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Miles better than Doom Annihilation

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