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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    haver of sex, master of bait.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shitposter.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    weekend trucker

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I push shopping carts for Wal-Mart

    But I have a huge collection of military gear from an army surplus store, because I want to be a marine, but they said I have to lose 300lbs before they can recruit me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The CIA is gonna give you a call in a couple weeks, don't pick up

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NEET

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does nicotine help with covid?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Warehouse worker

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't fricking know. I got a waiter gig over summer as my first serious 8 hours- 6 days a week job and it's fricking absurd how much it eats your life away. I feel like May was half a week ago. All these days just flew by me. I wake up, go to work, sleep, repeat. My day off I just stay in bed and browse Cinemaphile all day. How the frick do people do this for 40+ years?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pills and booze and then they get a disease and owe the hospital thousands and you work until you can pay that off then you get another one and its like that until you procreate and your kids wait so you can die and leave them some money

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    scrum master

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Professor. In Athens.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      F

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lawyer inArgentina LPM

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Scientist, Medicinal Chemistry

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shitposter

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not saying

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fight in the Sacred Band of Thebes, get ready to be sodomized you Spartan dog

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Physiotherapist, studying to become a manual therapist

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Teacher, not in America fortunately. I'm only really good at sperging about history and linguistics and doing paperwork so it seemed like the right path for me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >teacher
      Unfortunate.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if only one of those arcadians would have answered with "soldier" he would have seriously wienerblocked leonidas.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unemployed since January 2021

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    self employed luxury home tradie

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a copywriter for an ad agency looking to turn your shitposting into commercials.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lineman for cable tv. If you live in the southern states of America there is a very big likelihood that you have internet thanks to me.
    You're welcome.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Janny for an internet animation message board.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    retail

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