You WILL believe women!
You WILL obey authority!
You WILL trust the mysterious plan!
You WILL buy Rose Tico action figures!
You WILL disparage the prequels!
You WILL subscribe to Disney+
You WILL pay $3000 a night to pretend you're in a spaceship in some godforsaken swamp in Florida!
You WILL make the pilgrimage to Galaxy's Edge and pretend lightsabers are assigned like wands in Harry Potter!
You WILL not grope the poor actress who has to play Rey!
You WILL not call the bubbler a bathroom!
You WILL not raise a family
Youi WILL eat zee cheeseburger balls!
You WILL watch and enjoy the Reva spinoff!
finally a good thread
i feel bad for them that they cannot figure out what makes their OC unenjoyable
Bro the sequels blow the prequels out of the water in every way
>You WILL disparage the prequels!
Why would Disney want us to disparage movies they legally own and distribute?
>You WILL disparage the prequels!
Even a stopped power converter is right twice a cycle.
>saving the resistance by blowing enemy's ship is... le bad!
Anyone else noting this stuff?
Mate how do you read any notes you write holy shit?
I can write anything I want in my diary and no one will understand a thing
I carefully write things this way to keep privacy.
But do (YOU) understand anon?
Yes
Like a charm
Incredible, I am in awe.
utterly fricking illegible
are you a doctor by any chance?
Don't listen to them, I think your handwriting is creative and bold
cursive is a dead format and cringe
Black folk can't read cursive
with ballpoint pens it literally wastes more ink. direct opposite to what is was originally for
this is basically my writing but you do the I's wrong
down to the childlike print at the top that makes it obvious you only write in this unreadable helterskelter cursive
>Manny Bothans died to bring us this information
Literally fricking who was Manny Bothans? Never mentioned even a single time the entire film and they set up his death as some huge tragedy.
Why her neck so ropey?
>Manny Bothans
Are you being fricking serious right now? Or is this just another disingenuous post on this so called "discussion" forum? first of all she is saying MANY not MANNY and is referring to the brave bothans that GAVE THEIR FRICKING LIVES in an ill fated suicide mission to recover the secret imperial plans! you have missed a vital piece of story telling and a brief look into what struggles these rebels really face! honestly Vice-Admiral Amilyn Holdo was a much more realistic interpretation of a warrior woman
It's just an unfunny meme, anon. Don't give them (You)s.
The meme is hilarious you stupid redditor.
>pretending to be moronic is hilarious
It's never been funny and it never will be funny.
cant tell if your pretending to be moronic anon
you can't tell if my pretending to be moronic?
Maybe you should go back then, reddit-friend?
I'd like to go back to before redditors like you flooded the board with your unfunny homosexualry
>YWEN YAFRENZADED ROFLMAO
>no you don't get it
>you see, I understand the sentence and yet I am pretending that I don't! haha!
>look, I'm making like it's a silly willy name! it's comedic brilliance!
euthanasia and public castration are good ideas
>he doesn't know about Manuel Bothans
fricking secondaries
Rose was a cute slam pig
I don't think incels should be allowed to use words like this, it just feels gross coming from you.
ah yes, because "Slam pig" sounds like something a person swimming in pussy would say.
Women are literally just sets of holes. I am a six out of ten balding overweight 30 something and I still have 89 bodies because women are stupidly easy to manipulate. I'm sorry that you are insecure with your existence, but some women love CNC and being called a slam pig
>lying to strangers on the internet
it doesn't count if you pay them for it anon
no woman worth interacting with has such a lack of self respect that she lets a fat, balding slug call her names to get off. You think all women are moronic because the only women you can successfully bag are the ones moronic enough to talk to you.
You will always be a man
thread is kill, pack it up
>incel finally finds someone lower on the social totem pole than them
>now everyone who hurts their feelings must be troony
It's been Cinemaphile modus operandi since day one. Why do you think the morons around here are still gung-ho about the furries despite Cinemaphile having 2 furry boards now ?
why do people feel the need to strawman on their own out of the blue, create entirely their own oppositional position?
you could have just not made this thread
>You WILL buy Rose Tico action figures!
Lol how did that work out?
>You WILL not grope the poor actress who has to play Rey!
Best I can do is $20.
Anyone who unironically enjoys Star Wars and is over the age of 12 deserves their fate and I have absolutely no sympathy for them. Watching the franchise get destroyed has been one of the most pleasurable experiences of the last decade.
Jews aren't going to stop there, pal. That which you hold dare to your heart is going to be corrupted sooner or later or too
No, the things I hold dear are too obscure for anyone to ever make a profit by corrupting it. Perhaps your problem is you have made personal connections with corporate consumerist tripe masquerading as art.
>the israelites
ffs man heil hitler and all that shit but im trying to take a break from /misc/ i came here for tv content man, jeeeeeezzz
can anyone guess what movie this still is from?
We can make alot of threads but starwars Will never be the same
The worst thing about feminists is they hate tomboys and dominatrixes. If all feminists were athletic and into good fetishes, no one would mind their ideological opinions.
what the frick does this /misc/tard shit have to do with starwars
I bought a Rose Tico doll, me and my friends blew her to smithereens on the 4th of July
This character killed Star Wars for me. It's like a self insert for the most insufferable bland woman.
this board talks so much about starwars holy shit !!! Do you guys like it that much ?
It took my like five years to realize that this character is played by the same actress from Jurassic Park. They really did her dirty with this script and costume design.
No.
And frick Vice Admiral Gender Studies.