>you will never watch it for the first time again

>you will never watch it for the first time again
why even live

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, but I've moved on from watching tv to mowing other men's lawns

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if I haven’t even watched it yet

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nihilism is a cancer. israelites need to stop promoting this kind of shit to the younger generations. Anyone who believes in nihilistic philosophy should kys. You think life is depressing and pointless? Ok, then leave, homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Moron. There. Nobody else reply to this guy saying how stupid he is because I already did it.

      https://i.imgur.com/JsVuOjF.jpg

      >you will never watch it for the first time again
      why even live

      Are the other seasons anywhere near as kino or should I just stop now?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You are moronic!
        >Why?
        >Because you just are ok??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rust's character arch is one of redemption. The whole line about looking up at the star and all the black surrounding it, is about good versus evil. Though the character is in an existential crisis at the beginning of the show , by the end he is man of some form of faith. Kinda funny you missed that, its almost ham fisted how clear they made it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just because he's still miserable and fricked up from what hes seen solving the case doesnt mean he doesn't come to some peace with that darkness

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not so much peace with the darkness but, feeling of some purpose in fighting it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And thats the very same ending that "fans" b***hed about for being too "happy" becuase they wanted a reddit dark depressing life is hopeless kind of ending. See nihilistic homosexuals will always b***h about everyone not being as depressed as them. Nihilism is an absolute cancer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. What show did idiots even stare at?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Rust's character arch is one of redemption
            Petty revenge against the God that 'would allow it.' Ending needed him to mutter, "and I lied to save you all." after Marty walks away outside the hospital. Courtesy enough to not weigh down his partner after their token victory against a political behemoth infecting the entire government, with a little backhand blasphemy in the "Father, why hast thou forsaken me?" vein. Cohle is a thoroughly Barton Fink type, and the momentary lapse into sincerity stretched credulity

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            wow, someone who actually paid attention, I'm surprised people like you still hang around this shithole board

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Respond to my post

            And thats the very same ending that "fans" b***hed about for being too "happy" becuase they wanted a reddit dark depressing life is hopeless kind of ending. See nihilistic homosexuals will always b***h about everyone not being as depressed as them. Nihilism is an absolute cancer

            you chicken shit coward. What? Too afraid?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Are the other seasons anywhere near as kino or should I just stop now?
        There are no "other seasons".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I think the Mc was clearly an anti-natalist. Something that goes against the principles of the "jews".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >character expresses nihilist viewpoints
      >immediately after claims he's too scared to kill himself
      why are you getting this mad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Ok, then leave
      That doesn't solve anything.

      Talk about morons, huh.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. didn't watch the show
      Rust literally cures his nihilism by the end of the show and believes in something higher than himself. Of course it's fricking israelite-run HBO so they'd never be able to make him Christian, but such is life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Of course it's fricking israelite-run HBO so they'd never be able to make him Christian, but such is life.
        You're moronic if you think someone like Rust would convert to Christianity, even if he met God face to face
        I mean who would?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          your post literally makes zero sense. You wanna try again anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they'd never be able to make him Christian

        They made him a Christ figure instead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          whoa
          it looks like we we're the true detectives all along bros....

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            well done anon, well done.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              thanks bro
              if you've smelled one psycho's fear you've smelled em all
              know what I mean?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                actually I don't, anon. Wanna elab?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nihilism is a cancer.
      Literally the thesis of the show. You're baiting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Certifiably filtered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone who believes in nihilistic philosophy should ky
      That's a pretty nihilist argument, dum dum

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >character literally claims he's a pessimist
      >based moron on Cinemaphile thinks he knows what he's talking about and say some shit about nihilism to appear intelligent.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watching it as it came out was magical but mystery solution was kinda disappointing

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This and Twin Peaks are my favorite shows. What else would I like?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the knick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Evil White men genius black men and women are always right, The Series

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          your loss, homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, moron, my loss that I watched the whole show and it was woke garbage.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They fricked themselves developing the cult-like behaviour with social media bots pretending this was the greatest show ever. No other season can live up to the hype, especially if production never created that level of quality in the first place.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. but I can watch it for the 6th time in about five minutes.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finale was underwhelming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bad opinion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only problem was that I already expected it to be this guy. I thought it would be a killer bait but it wasn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't into cosmic horror
      Pleb

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was no cosmic horror though, it was all just bait and switch illusions based off a squares idea of what drugs can do

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Idiot

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Tell me you're a Rustgay without telling me

            Yellow King, cultists, time is a flat circle, creator of the show citing works of Laird Barron as as a direct inspiration (flat circle, similar to Barron's use of Ouroboros in his stories.)

            You missed the entire point, moron.

            Oh yeah that's right, all of those things that ended up having absolutely zero relevancy to anything whatsoever and just became set dressing.

            TD has always been funny for how the audience is split between Rust loving pseuds and based Marty dudes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You are such a fricking homosexual. The entire reason Childress does what he does is so totally cosmic horror in essence.

              You're non-too bright aren't yah? The King In Yellow is straight up a eldritch being in this story.

              Watch it again, idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think Childress, Ledoux, Dewall and Cohle understood they were just actors on the infinite plain? They seemed to be very meta-aware, and I don't mean their batshit insane monologues.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course. Did they know that in reality they were just meat to be chewed?

                I suppose that's up for interpretation.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I found it very creepy when Cohle made all the beer stick figures in the same arrangement that Marty's daughter did with her playdolls. Also similar to the wooden sculptures and the tape, like a metaphysical osmosis of evil.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yellow King, cultists, time is a flat circle, creator of the show citing works of Laird Barron as as a direct inspiration (flat circle, similar to Barron's use of Ouroboros in his stories.)

          You missed the entire point, moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Laird Barron
            Where to start with with him?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Croning is the best story set in his mythos, the most fleshed-out. Is an actual novel. Other than that, several of his short story collections have some good stuff, some other Children of Old Leech stuff.

              I started with the Occultation collection but I'd suggest The Croning if you really want the best parts of his mythos all tied together into a decent story.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                On a side note, avoid the collection actually entitled "the children of old leech" it's a collaborative effort between other authors set in Barron's universe and is amateur as all fricking hell.

                Stick with the stuff from the man himself.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                On a side note, avoid the collection actually entitled "the children of old leech" it's a collaborative effort between other authors set in Barron's universe and is amateur as all fricking hell.

                Stick with the stuff from the man himself.

                Thanks man.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No problem, hope you enjoy. Last few folks who asked came back and told me they hated it all so YMMV

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Of course we will. Time and time again. Time is a circle.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >marty chased skinny bawds while having this at home

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think she used a stunt ass?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>...while having this at home

      Rust didn't live with him. Did you even watch the show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rust being a cringelord nihilist made perfect sense once they revealed he was a two pump chump. One of the best comedic scenes in the history of tv.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mfw someone says the name Julie around me

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait for the new season!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never watched is it good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch it mother fricker.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best tv show there

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you spell Rust actor name again?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You can skip Season 2, but Season 3 is peak kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      i still dont get it.

      season 2 was almost just as good as season 1. the reason people didnt like it as much was because people were expecting a paranormal tinge like in s1. and s2 was basically just a copy/paste of s1 with all the pronouns changed and no paranormal cult. but it was still really good.

      s3 i stopped watching in e2. is it worth picking back up? i really didnt like the main dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2>1>>>>

      [...]

      saw 3
      dont @me

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the purpose of this show was to normalize jeffrey epsteen to the masses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      elaborate anon
      >side note
      Why does Rust's nose look so fricking huge in these scenes?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite scene is at the strip club and Marty is talking to the bartender (who is played by the creator and writer Nic Pizzalatte) and goes "Why you making me say all this shit, man?"

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing about it was the characterization and that gets better with repeat viewings of something. But if you rewatch it you might notice the story isn't particularly good, the characters are fairly cliched archetypes whose minor novelties don't really stand up on repeat viewings, and the overall writing is pretty wanting and doesn't hold together very well. It was good and all but acting like it's one of the greatest tv shows of all time is a stretch--it was elevated by acting and directing.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I rewatched it and it wasn't anywhere near as good the second time. The show shits the bed after episode 4. Woody's character pulling multiple hot young women was moronic, and rust's mumbling teenage atheist nonsense was just irritating.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    im gonna be watching it for the first time starting tomorrow

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i will

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >we will get to watch TD season one for the first time over and over again with our bros on Cinemaphile
      I now know carcosa, wagmi

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a better Lovecraftian adaptation than this? This is 10/10 peak cosmic horror. While I enjoyed season 2, it completely abandoned the themes to have a cookie cutter detective thriller about individualism. It was a very different show.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why yes, I underwent the Severance procedure to rewatch all my favorite kino for the first time, why do you ask

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    season 3 was bland as frick

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i watched this but i don't remember shit. so i guess if i do decide to watch it again... it will be like the first time again?

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