"Your daughter calls me Daddy too~". It was savage

"Your daughter calls me Daddy too~"
It was savage

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is truly nothing more cucked than having a daughter?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, never having one or a son

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YmLGlGz.jpg

      "Your daughter calls me Daddy too~"
      It was savage

      I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another Invader. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for other Invaders.

      Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random mook who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ravage every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

      As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another Invader to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn I forgot to edit it to demon ruined my own meme

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I hate you so much.
        My daughter has the same rights as my son. To have a husband of her own, as God intended.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but God intended the motherfricker owes you some of his land and about 12 sheep for it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If we were poor and naked, it would not matter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've honestly always thought the original sin of cuckoldry is having committed sex with women in general. It's the one cucking to rule them all, so to speak

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The solution is to train your daughter to be the dominatrix.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have a son.
      I know you're not supposed to say this, but the missus and I are happy af we didn't have a girl. Not because girls are inferior but because with raising a girl, we'd be in a constant state of worry for her

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Always Check his hair.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand what you're getting at, sorry.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hairloss issues. I have seen crazy reports of hairloss being stupidly rapid and quick today. Among man and woman.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh. Literally no one in my family is bald so I doubt he'll be but her dad is starting to thin now that he's in his late 60s.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That’s good to hear. But I have great fears that this world is rotting faster and faster.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Get off Cinemaphile inmediately

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you demon vessels always keep exposing yourselves.
                So you and Satan are literally involved with this side arc of hairloss drama. As if I didn’t hate you enough.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Off to their honeymoon on earth. In New Orleans.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is she the same VA of Rapunzel? I swear she sounds the same when singing.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah she's Cady in the Mean Girls musical

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >New Orleans
        that godforsaken place?!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Alastor's home

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor is just so cool. His rivalry with Lucifer was the highlight of the episode

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad that outside of brainlet, people noticed the whole dad shtick was made to piss Lucifer off and nothing about caring for Charlie or her hotel

      I feared that Alastor would be some of Gary Sue but i'm glad that he is a pissy little boy who hate to not be with the big shots

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if he has a problem with Lucipher or he's just competitive with other power-holders (thus the killing of other overlords)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He FRICKING HATE anyone who doesn't put him on top of the world. He is as petty as Vox, he just know how to hide it.

          It's buck breaking to remind him that he is just a mortal sinner and not the most powerful demon in hell

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder if Lucipher could just wreck Alastor with one snap of his fingers or something
            maybe he's as reluctant to reveal his power level as his daughter is?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Might take a little more than a snap of his fingers, but it does seem like he still has full angelic strength and abilities.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Alastor is stuck on the pride ring because of Lucifer.
              ALL overlords are just doggies in cage for him
              And he know that useless to kill them as another sinner would just take Al spot

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >angel, not just that, but God's first and favorite angel
              yeah Alastor would be fricked.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You just know that Alastor is possessed by some primeval evil eldritch presence that ranks beyond any of the angels or demons.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'd assume so. Lucifer gave zero fricks about his little display against the loan shark.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Alastor power level in my opinion is hard to place due to him using Voodoo/Lovecraftian magiks.. Clearly he is playing with a stacked deck.. That green shit is soo out of place within the setting Lucifer freaked out when he saw the bar..

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >when Al was like "I'm sure you're all wondering where I was"
            >and they're like "not really but welcome back" you could see it in how his grin was stretching even higher how it irritated him
            It's really interesting to think about how lonely Alastor must be all the time, forcing himself to smile as a show of strength and dominance
            He never shows his true self to anyone
            He needs to unwind and be vulnerable and be told he's a good boy and that he's already so so powerful that it's okay to rest sometimes
            I want to mommy him so badly

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >daily reminder AL is a cannibalistic serial killer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I can fix him

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And? I want him to devour me and in hell he can eat me over and over again
                Imagine:
                >Alastor thinks you're the best meat he's ever tasted
                >Puts you on a strict diet to maintain the purity of your flesh
                >But like the gentleman he is, he never takes a bite out of you without asking first
                >Licks your bones affectionately when he's cleaned the meat off
                >Always gives you an affectionate kiss afterwards and says, "thank you for the meal, darling."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like he has a beef with Lucifer specifically. It might be their fault Al is owned by someone else to begin with, or Al is hurt or inconvenienced by Lucifer in some way.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If the theories are true, then Alastor's soul belongs to Lilith- Lucifer's wife, so he might be pretty salty about that.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              For a second I wondered if Alastor is Lilith wearing a mask but that would be too wild for Vivzie

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have a more strung out theory, probably been said already but:
              >Alastor tried to gain Lilith's power seven years ago and failed
              >Lilith, still salty at heaven, binds Alastor to do her bidding
              >See's Charlie's hotel and knows it's her chance to strike back at the angels
              >Sends Alastor to make the hotel as big of a target as possible
              >the goal is to get Adam to do something that will make him vulnerable, giving her the chance to kill him
              Also, Alastor has known about Vaggie the whole time.
              >"Smile my dear! You're never fully dressed without one!"
              She's been "stripped" of her wings.
              Saying she isn't "fully dressed" is taunting her.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not a bad theory. But it doesn't address the line Vox said in relation to Alastor. That being the "we can NOT let him strike a deal with Charlie". Bouncing off your theory, mine is that while Alastor is doing the bidding of Lilith, he's also trying to strike a deal that would give him enough soul power to break him of HIS chains. Maybe enough to make him Satan himself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think there's a good possibility that's the case. It gives another angle to Lucifer hating Alastor--he knows Alastor wants power, and stealing it from Charlie could be an easy way to get it.

                I don’t think the goal would be to kill Adam. That will only make things worse when the angels go berserk.
                There’s likely some kind of plot twist that completely changes from defeating the entire army into “shut this system down”.

                I agree that it wouldn't be a good thing for Hell, but I don't think Lilith cares. It would make things go crazy for a minute, but there's a good chance no other Angel would step in to lead the charge into Hell for the cleansings. Adam was allowed to do the cleansing on the sole condition that Heaven at large knew as little about it as possible. Now that everyone knows, the angels might be less interested in cleansing hell if the most vocal advocate died doing it. There's also the idea that Lilith might just not be interested in the repercussions of killing Adam. He's the reason Hell gets cleansed in the first place, and she might just want to see him dead for that alone.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lilith deserves to be fricking dead for that alone. She literally created the problem that Adam is forced to resolve after literally losing his wife and children from the apple of knowledge.
                Heaven will literally just destroy hell entirely. And heaven already shown Lucifer and Lilith a great amount of mercy for the endless amounts of consequences they already committed. And Lilith is already getting fricked massively by Eve.
                If you kill Adam, you would be the worst writer to exist.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay Lute

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It gives another angle to Lucifer hating Alastor--he knows Alastor wants power, and stealing it from Charlie could be an easy way to get it.
                Lucifer acted like he didn't know who Alastor even was. Although in hindsight, I'm not certain if he was serious there. Since he tried to dodge the topic of Heaven, maybe he's faking ignorance on uncomfortable stuff that he doesn't want to discuss with Charlie. But since he seemed genuinely oblivious on some topics (like not knowing anything about Charlie's hotel project even though she appears to have told him about it), in the end I'm not absolutely sure how much of his ignorance was genuine or faked.

                I think it's kind of interesting that Alastor actually gets a small and almost unnoticeable eye twitch when Lucifer first enters the hotel and hugs his daughter. I'm mildly curious about why it triggers that reaction for him.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm mildly curious about why it triggers that reaction for him.
                "Frick, if he finds out I'm trying to strike a deal with his daughter I'll be venison by this month's end". Besides Charlie herself no could possibly take on Alastor solo like Lucifer can. Who knows how involved Lucifer will be with the Hotel now especially after this episode?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's a 50/50 chance Lucifer knew about Alastor prior to this. My take is that if he didn't, Lucifer knows that Alastor isn't helping Charlie out of charity--he also knows that Charlie is the closest Alastor can get to Angelic powers, and sees it as a threat to his own power. Or, just straight up doesn't like that he's a surrogate father and is oblivious to everything else. Vizzie isn't entirely clear on this.

                With Alastor smiling the entire time, it makes him a character you want to watch incredibly closely. His color palette makes it difficult to see changes in his composure, so I spend a lot of time listening to what and how he's speaking. Very well made character, so far.

                >I'm mildly curious about why it triggers that reaction for him.
                "Frick, if he finds out I'm trying to strike a deal with his daughter I'll be venison by this month's end". Besides Charlie herself no could possibly take on Alastor solo like Lucifer can. Who knows how involved Lucifer will be with the Hotel now especially after this episode?

                This too. Saying "Frick you" to the big boss of hell is a pretty brash move.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                "please don't let Alastor get the 2nd in power under his grasp. "

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t think the goal would be to kill Adam. That will only make things worse when the angels go berserk.
                There’s likely some kind of plot twist that completely changes from defeating the entire army into “shut this system down”.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. Alastar belittled Charlie's ideas and than did this. Not because he had a change of heart but because he's just a troll.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The daddy she wants the most.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that isn't a photograph of me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop it, keep him to Kiwifarms

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do the Russians and Japanese think of this and where can I find their discussion?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2ch and they think its great. I hope we get some netorare of Charlie and Alastor soon

      • 1 month ago
        sage

        >5ch
        not really, discussion is pretty limited there

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He's doing it for me!
    Why did Charlie forget that Alastor outright stated that he's doing it for sadistic entertainment from the getgo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it makes much sense. The other characters also know that yet trust him a lot and Angel changes very fast. I think its suffering from just being 8 episodes, we need 2 or 4 at least.

      massive increase in Charlastor art coming.
      you lost this one, Viv.

      We dinning good, boys!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > 5 whole months of character development skipped over
      Might have something to do with it.
      That, or Charlie is just moronic and smooth-brain-pilled.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why so many people are failing to understand Charlie is a 5 IQ girl, this is the same Charlie who is still trying to debate Heaven into giving demons parole or something

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't understand why so many people are failing to understand Charlie is a 5 IQ girl, this is the same Charlie who is still trying to debate Heaven into giving demons parole or something

        It still does not make any sense because Alastor didn't changed his speeches at all nor it was ever implied he's even pretending to look like he changed his views. That wouldn't make Charlie dumb but straight up delusional to the point if she was forced to join forces with Adam on anything for a week or so for whatever reason she would think she changed his mind as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because that's what Charlie thinks. She thinks all the people being buttholes around her are deep down really nice to her and wanting to help her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The pilot is in a state of semi-retcon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the differing animation styles make that painfully obvious.

        Did anyone catch proto-Vox in an audience shot? Yeesh.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure Alastor has some ulterior motive in helping the hotel, the sadistic entertainment thing doesn't really make sense. especially since he got angry when the hotel was under siege in episode 5
      I wonder if it has something to do with his 7 year absence. maybe he was spent that time looking for a way to get into heaven himself?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He just seems ego driven to me. He's the hotel's patron, so attacking it is a direct affront to him. He's THE Radio Demon, bad for his image if he goes from torturing hell's big shots to allowing common thugs to destroy things under his explicit watch

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          but the "leash" stuff, the unexplained absence... I wonder what's up with that
          maybe Heaven captured him and forced him to become a double agent and keep an eye on Charlie or something?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe it was Lilith?
            And she sent him to protect her daughter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Lilith owns Alastor, tho, the same way he owns Husk or Val owns Angel.

        She went missing 7 years ago. So did he. And he's leashed. You don't have to be Chekhov to see the foreshadowing here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it makes much sense. The other characters also know that yet trust him a lot and Angel changes very fast. I think its suffering from just being 8 episodes, we need 2 or 4 at least.
      [...]
      We dinning good, boys!

      Adam says they'll be back in 6 months
      In episode 6 he says "I'll see you next month".
      So 5 months of character development just "happened".
      The biggest issue for me is Alastor eating people in front of Charlie and her being okay with it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dude its fricking hell, filled out with demons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        eating people in self defense though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > 5 whole months of character development skipped over
      Might have something to do with it.
      That, or Charlie is just moronic and smooth-brain-pilled.

      Charlie was told by Adam that they would never let sinners into heaven and that they actively enjoy murdering demon yet she’s still doing her meme hotel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the point of this whole hotel venture was for demons to clean themselves up and set themselves on the path of self-improvement, yet here we have Charlie perpetually ODing on copium.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They’re still using the pilot reason of Charlie wanting to redeem enough sinners stop hell’s overpopulation issue despite the intro showing that Charlie always knew the exterminations were just a way to control hell

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    massive increase in Charlastor art coming.
    you lost this one, Viv.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But what if daddy makes him his new wife? What now, huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then Alastor will have to show off Lilith and how he dicked her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So a man would have to dick Alastor so that Alastor's dickings will become his dickings.
        Yeah, that's how it works. I think.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          For real? That's how Lucifer got so powerful?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you dick the demons, you gain their powers.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Alastor should correct Charlie and Vaggie

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you /x/, that was very informative.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              One does not give power by giving the dick, but succubi can take your power be receiving your dick.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              IS THAT A FRICKING THE ELDER SCROLLS REFERENCE??!!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Then Angeldust would be a cosmic horror guessing by how many demons he's fricked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lilith owns Alastor, tho, the same way he owns Husk or Val owns Angel.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So Al's on a leash, huh? That doesn't bode well for the hotel. Few things do.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See

      Lilith owns Alastor, tho, the same way he owns Husk or Val owns Angel.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would've been fine if they actually SPOKE to one another before this episode. Seriously, how the frick did they not speak a single time with one another for 5 EPISODES?!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the showrunners don't believe in organically building towards character developments, or thoughtfully weaving plot threads together to lay the foundation for a satisfying climax.
      No, they want to have all their big moments now.
      Now now now now now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So basically designed for the adhd zoomie audience all right.

        Damn I forgot to edit it to demon ruined my own meme

        Yeah a shame, but I love that meme. Thought you were referring to Invader Zim there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think that's what the original copypasta I used was from. Think it was from when people memed on gaz being a clone of Memberane's dead wife.

          The solution is to train your daughter to be the dominatrix.

          Based ending

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So basically designed for the adhd zoomie audience all right.
        [...]
        Yeah a shame, but I love that meme. Thought you were referring to Invader Zim there.

        Blame modern shows only having strict contracts while excepting to make Big numbers

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the showrunners don't believe in organically building towards character developments, or thoughtfully weaving plot threads together to lay the foundation for a satisfying climax.
      No, they want to have all their big moments now.
      Now now now now now.

      Charlie was going out of her way to not talk to Lucifer because she wanted to do the Hotel business by herself. Lucifer wouldn't nut up enough to talk to her either because of his rubber duck depression. It really isn't a big deal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We're talking about Alaster.
        Not Lucifer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently the showrunners don't believe in organically building towards character developments, or thoughtfully weaving plot threads together to lay the foundation for a satisfying climax.
      No, they want to have all their big moments now.
      Now now now now now.

      You'd think the production company would read through her awful script and FIX IT. Every single episode is so loosely made to the point nothing is happening/nothing is accomplished.
      Somehow Hazbin Hotel has a worse pacing than Helluva Boss that already has a bad pacing... not to mention horribly disfiguring and flanderising characters for the sake of it.
      >Adam swears like a moron all day and basically acts like Blitzo 2.0
      >Alastor instead of subtly showing cracks, he pretty much shows his cracks too evidently
      >Val seems like a wimp, Angel is a wimp, SnakeGuy is a super wimp. Lucifer seems to have almost went for a Weird Al direction, but he's neither enough of an butthole to be declared an butthole or enough of a nice frilly guy to be called nice & frilly. WHY THE FRICK IS LUCIFER SO TINY? when Charlie described him he sounded like senator Armstrong from Metal Gear.
      The descriptions sound cooler than the actual action/events. Angel being an ex-mafia is almost never reminded.

      Vivziepop writes about as well as an ESL fanfiction writer who does "how it should have ended" endings and not even, she's more like that moron writer who points out the obvious, provides some 12-14 year old commentary and then thinks she's hotshit for pointing the pink elephant in the room. This b***h cannot write worth a shit.

      And? I want him to devour me and in hell he can eat me over and over again
      Imagine:
      >Alastor thinks you're the best meat he's ever tasted
      >Puts you on a strict diet to maintain the purity of your flesh
      >But like the gentleman he is, he never takes a bite out of you without asking first
      >Licks your bones affectionately when he's cleaned the meat off
      >Always gives you an affectionate kiss afterwards and says, "thank you for the meal, darling."

      >daily reminder AL is a cannibalistic serial killer

      How many of you Cinemaphilemblr women had good families, good relationships and aren't ugly as shit with a big ass that only attracts Black folk and a complete lack of breasts? how many of you aren't black haired with black eyes or have colored eyes with those awful manly mexican traits and "a bee stung my cheeks" and " i inherited my jaw from my father". It's not me being offended, it's me trying to ask myself what kind of teenage girls are into this garbage? probably nobody mature and respectable.
      I swear 70% of Cinemaphile is nothing but spics. You girls breed faster than wienerroaches.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Alastor is leashed by Lilith, doesn't that mean Charlie owns him as a PET? A slave?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if that's what gets you going, you should definitely watch Chainsaw Man. really well-written series

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Right, Adventure Time if it was anime. I heard good things about it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, it's one of the rare hyped modern anime that is actually good. all the femdom implications you want too if that's your thing...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What about Jujutsu Kaisen?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              didn't really grab me as much tbh, feels like just another shonen. pretty visuals though. chainsaw man has more unique writing and seems more ambitious in general

              I wish Yuasa would get off his ass and start making good shit like Kaiba, Mind Game, Tatami Galaxy or Ping-Pong again. Devilman Crybaby was kind of messy. or that one episode of Adventure Time he directed lmao
              anime needs more auteurs willing to make out-there shit. too bad Satoshi Kon died before he got to make more masterpieces...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I would rather wait years for a yuasa project than have him make slop for us at a fast pace. I think he should rest more actually I don't want an amazing artist like him dying young like many artists in Japan.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"I can't imagine any other voice for him [Alastor] at this point"
    Bros...
    https://www.youtube.com/live/5K03sjFILFM?si=-4UIwVh7XGKpdeDI&t=863

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ashley streams
      I miss those old times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ashley streams
      I miss those old times

      The Pilot and cast stream days were the golden age of Hazbin. Not whatever we're in now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I agree.
        Ironically enough the pilot coming out was the beginning of the end and ending to the golden age. It was only downhill from then on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Peak was right here

        ?si=csLvwoYe1UV8EsHF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't follow development for this and watched all new episodes today, qrd why they changed pretty much all VAs?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It’s literally just because Vivzie wanted to float how she had actual broadway actors and Hollywood types in her animated musical.

        The sole pilot V.A replacement which was fully justified was the guy who voiced Pentious because he apparently just became some brain scrambled meth-addict in between the pilot releasing and the show being made.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stephanie Beatriz being hot as frick is enough justification for me.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, the pilot truly was peak

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Alastar would like Emily?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No because he takes Charlie away from him. He may like to watch her crash and burn though.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >This was meant to kill the ship
    >Just added a new kink and ship fuel
    >Chaggie still sucks and now has some forced rushed conflict about hiding being an exterminator

    Why does Viv want to double down on this so bad? What do fans of Chaggie see in this pairing? At least pair her up with Emily, there's more charisma there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because shipgays shouldn't make a show
      It never end well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean there's nothing quite as lewd and irritating for a parent as hearing their daughter who they took years to properly raise appear with her recently-out-of-jail boyfriend and have him imply she calls him "daddy" too

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I get that. If I was a casual Prime viewer, I would have assumed Lucifer was getting scared his daughter was getting hit on by an evil wannabe usurper , not that his father figure status got threatened. But how did Viv not see that's how it would be seen? Why does she double down but accidently keep fricking it up?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because Viv is a hack. And I'm glad she fricked up!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        don't matter how you raise them if they have autism they have autism

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even worse, if you as a parent see a bad boy smacking your autist daughter's ass and knowing she thinks its normal due to her disability.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >daddy smacks it I guess brad (bad chad) must also be my daddy
            it was over before it began....

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shipping schizo: the post

      I really don't understand why you delusionals can't just accept shows and media for what it is when you watch them, instead of gallivanting off into your own conjectural headcanon.

      You're only disappointing yourself inevitably. Just consume this as flavor of the month entertainment, not dwell on it like its a platform to spend the next ten years of your life screeching on about non-existent theoretical character arcs that never came to be because it was never the creator's intent to begin with.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >instead of gallivanting off into your own conjectural headcanon.
        >You're only disappointing yourself inevitably. Just consume this as flavor of the month entertainment, not dwell on it like its a platform to spend the next ten years of your life screeching on about non-existent theoretical character arcs that never came to be because it was never the creator's intent to begin with.

        You can that with most religions in the world honestly, one headcanon there, and suddenly there's a million sects of the same religion.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have just broken up with Lute and she's crying and threatening to kill you if you don't take her back. How do you escape?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I cut open a portal and frick off to have sex with Charlie before ghosting her, too.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Oh shit Adam what did you do?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Adam has a bad habit of not knowing what he has until its gone

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow he's just like me fr fr

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Implying it's not usually Lucifer the one who's impaled on Lilith's big futa dick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The only possible answer is rape!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I apologize for breaking up with her, console and tell her I'll never stop loving her

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Broken up with Lute
      I don't understand. Why would I do this? Your post doesn't make sense.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I realize I made a rash decision while emotional in an attempt to hurt her how I felt she hurt me, and remember that I love her
      She blubbers into my arms as I apologize for striking where I knew I could hurt her
      Through her snotty crying she admits my words were tactically sound, and commends me on striking at the heart of an enemy
      I console her and tell her she's not my enemy
      She apologizes for acting so hangry
      I ask her if she wants some toast and jelly
      She shyly nods
      I mentally prepare myself to do another load of laundry
      She's a messy eater

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are so great together

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so glad we're finally getting Emily hentai. She's so cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Emily is so cute, may be an even more effective Charlie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Emily hentai
      Utterly disgusting, y'all are going to hell for real.

      I'd rather have more biblically accurate Emily fanart so that I can worship her.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but I too want her, Charlie and Vaggie doing cute things together, like closer to Little Witch Academia cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >y'all are going to hell for real
        don't worry anon we'll exterminate them later

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but I too want her, Charlie and Vaggie doing cute things together, like closer to Little Witch Academia cute

        Did you know there's already a thread for Emily and Charlie in /aco/? Artists sure work fast!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >biblically accurate
        That was mostly a meme, angels are described as humanoid the vast majority of the time in the bible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > Worshipping a false idol
        You're going to hell right along with them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I just want to thrust my dick deep inside her birth canal, is that really so blasphemous? Also I want to worship every ridge and cranny in her sphincter with my tongue!

  20. 1 month ago
    6'4 skinnyfat

    charlie pog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stick muh dick in there
      wwooooOOOOAAAAAHHHH! *sputter* *sputter*

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dum dum question here;

    >the cat said that Alestor was also "on leach" to someone

    Who was he referring to?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Lilith. He disappeared for the same amount of time she did

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they went off-model more often because the show's artstyle becomes leagues better when you makes the eyes and mouths just a bit smaller.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i agree. the animation in the last songs of episodes 5 and 6 look way better than the rest of the show. comparing the first and second song of ep 5 is like night and day

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IMAGINE the sex!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Lucifer convincing himself that there's nothing going on with his daughter and Alastor and getting a postcard of Charlie pregnant saying "mistakes into miracles"

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a code for the mega that has the episodes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      just get it off torrents, dummy

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Charlie sure got daddy issues and need for love!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This was supposed to be Alastor as a "father figure" to Charlie

          It literally looks like a dad (Lucifer) meeting his daughter's boyfriend and being furious.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How come this screenshot looks far more romantic and intimate than any moment shared between Vaggie and Charlie so far?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because Viv never intended for Chaggie to be an actual couple and was peer pressured into it by people who worked on the pilot. She's also only cares about yaoi. And she claims to be bisexual but I doubt she's ever actually dated a woman based on how she writes female couples.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >And she claims to be bisexual but I doubt she's ever actually dated a woman based on how she writes female couples.
          And what mistakes would these be?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            just no sexual or even romantic chemistry at all
            charlie and vaggie could as well be sisters or close friends and none of their interactions would change, really

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Right? They just seem better together. Hell, Charlie and Emily had way more chemistry than whatever she tried to setup with Vaggie.
        It'd be so cool if they had Charlie and Vaggie break up in the season 1 finale.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She may know that in this instance Alastor is just over-stating their relationship to mess with her dad.
      But the face she makes when he puts his hand on her cheek…
      The way she cooos for him when he says that they’ve got a bond….

      Some part of her wants him not to be pretending…

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, above anything else she would give everything for staff and guests loving and appreciating her. Not even romantically. Just hearing them appreciate what she is doing and making a genuine effort. I know from personal experience, I have helped several people pull themselves away from suicide, some after attempting.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They must not of been good at it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >She may know that in this instance Alastor is just over-stating their relationship to mess with her dad.
        >But the face she makes when he puts his hand on her cheek…
        >The way she cooos for him when he says that they’ve got a bond….
        This is what I enjoyed about it. Its like those love starved addicts who hire a prostitute just so she can cook and chat without caring about the sex. Just for the "girlfriend experience". Charlie knows its fake but she can't avoid loving the attention.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't look like a "father-daughter relationship" to me.
      They've got something going on together.
      Also Amir Talai might be a casual Charlastor shipper.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie would react strongly if any of the guests showed her affection beyond merely tolerating her.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come on, Vivzie, this is like adding an entire tree to the shipping fuel. What father and daughter relationship is this supposed to show?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam did ___________ wrong
    Fill in the blank

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Pic Related

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally who

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Im a gay myself but this guy is a wiener sucking homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ever getting enough Charlie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam did Himself wrong.
      By using Vox’s technologies to brainwash his own mind.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the new schizo thing everyone is gonna repeat?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pay attention. The exorcist angel girls have a crossed out eye, referencing Vox’s damaged left eye. And Adam’s led face closely resemble Vox’s face.
          We know that Vox’s technology is capable of controlling and altering minds by putting the people into hypnosis upon contacting their eyes with it.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    After Vaggie's betrayal, Charlie should go for Emily or Alastor.

    ?si=TdSZBtq1OC1E-Eul

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So are the Seraphs more powerful than Luci/Charlie?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer was the highest-ranking angel before he fell but donno if that's also the case in HH.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lucifer is usually portrayed as either a Seraph or Cherub himself, and he's the foremost among them until his fall.
      That being said, Seraphs usually outrank Cherubs in the angel hierarchy(closer to god), but Cherubim seem to be more potent in combat(more often placed as divine guardians).

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it wrong that I would like to date Emily?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes Charlie, think of your poor girlfriend

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    She is so cute! I hope she gets more fanart

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would be the best-case and worst-case scenarios for the Almighty getting one single cameo appearance in the entire show?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is emasculated for being a white male whereas Lilith dances all over his corpse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Best case scenario?

      He is a life-action footage of a yorkshire dog that talks strictly in barking that other characters react to as if he were speaking, and we find out the reason humans sin is because he failed to make us in his image, but it's okay because on the second time he got it right by making dogs.
      D O G
      G O D

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yesssss!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Zach Hadel voices him

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tomar as Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Zach is God
        >Christ is Jesus
        >"Hey Lucifer what would you do if you got double cucked by a cannibal deer voodoo radio man"
        >'Double cucked...?'
        >"Yeah he fricked your wife and now he's fricking your daughter."
        >"Aaaand he's trying to steal your precious devil gems"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And Tomar is the Holy Spirit?
          >"I think I'd call the police!"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is a so-so anime called Virgin Witch Maria. Essentially the angel Michael keeps coming down to put a witch back into her place for trying to use magic to help people, because even though she's doing good deeds Magic is a violation of Gods law. This continues until the climax of the series where the protagonist, about to be executed as part of divine judgement for using her magic, has her sentence interceded directly by God whose presence consists of a burst of light and the ringing of church bells. That was really cool. I liked that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >maria
        Damn that's a show I haven't thought about in years. So close to a full decade now, even. I still want to eat maria's plump earrings.

        That said, god appearing as nothing but a curtain of holy light that the characters can understand and react to is good, but for hazbin specifically, considering its tone and viv's (schizophrenic) artstyle, I think what would work best is a panty&stocking approach where god is a giant japanese woman's live action leg in white lingerie that just comes down to crush the villain underfoot. Some live action prop like that would be the best way imo to convey "otherwordly holy pressence" in a show with an artstyle as overloaded as hazbin's.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      best-case scenario is he is shown as an alien and unknowable force without a humanoid shape. I would imagine an immeasurably huge golden mechanism with a single eye, something beyond human comprehension, like a good-aligned version of a lovecraftian god
      medium-case, he's just a voice or some shit
      worst-case, he's skinny quirky twink #1000 and projects as much power as manlet lucipher does

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Being a disembodied voice is the only way he's ever described in the source material, though. The most realistic case would be the fire in the fireplace suddenly coming alive and emitting the voice of God to whisper at whoever's in the room.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I guess there is also the vision of the Throne of God, though God himself is not described there
          but it's not like Hazbin Hotel gives a shit about biblical descriptions. if they were to represent God, I would simply prefer some take on the overwhelming absolute rather than "old man on a cloud" or "shark toothed twink"

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I dont care, I love him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I've ever seen anyone do a good cover of this version of the song

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just throwing this out there this week before we might learn the real answer next week. What if Alastor isn’t literally on Lilith’s leash in form of a pact but rather is romantically involved with her? They basically eloped 7 years ago and him helping with the hotel he probably doesn’t truly believe in is him supporting his stepdaughter while Lilith can’t be there for whatever reasons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't recall if this was just fanon based on the pilot or if Vivziepop outright confirmed it, but from what I can recall Alastor is usually considered to be both asexual and aromantic.

      It's possible that could change, but I doubt Vivziepop nor any other person involved in this show wants to wade through all the torrent of backlash and accusations of erasure they'd receive for having appeared to remove a character's LGBT identity

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So is Vaggie Adam's creation or an actual human that joined the army? Because if she was created in heaven why the frick she speaks Spanish

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Adam likes latinas.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >each Exorcist is designed after one of his favourite female archetypes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >into hot blooded Latinas
        How can that man be so based?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think she's an ex-human who initially went to heaven.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So we pretty much know 100% that the Rosie/Lillith/Eve switch happened and that it's Lillith (Rosie) who has a hold on Alastor?
    I'm writing a fic and I want it to be canon compliant to an extent although the fics that focused on the hotel were better than what we got and I'm not sure if readers will care that much since they just wanna bang Alastor but I kinda wanna do a whole canon side/rewrite that actually has some focus on other characters too now
    I guess I could just wait until next week but the first chapter is almost done and before people started talking about Rosie=Lillith I had already incorporated my Reader-chan character into being part of the cannibal colony
    Sorry to just spew my autism here but I don't talk about this series anywhere else and I am not looking for conversation on twatter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The leaker who stated that has been right about everything else so far, so it should be a safe bet.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hazbin twitter account baiting CherriSnake
    >We know from the leaks that Pentious dies before Cherri really gives a shit about him.
    Pentiousbros just keep losing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the tweet so I would say that no: it's not obvious.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Skater Girl.
        It's a song from the early 2000s.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. Yeah, I know the song. Wasn't registering with me because of how shitty the prosody was there. Doesn't flow the same way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. Yeah, I know the song. Wasn't registering with me because of how shitty the prosody was there. Doesn't flow the same way.

          Oh, and it's Skater BOY, not girl. But maybe by 2024, that's changed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i thought the midget was the only straight character?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i thought the midget was the only straight character?

      >tragic cherrisnake
      >magical Vaggie Charlie kiss
      >Adam eats ribs (Eve) in episode 1
      I’m guessing love is the tool that will undo Adam’s sedation to the Vox mask he’s wearing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's the worst twist possible.
        What would it take to nuke this entire hellniverse viv created?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know why the first man in existence, Adam, chose to eat the apple.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Who the frick is he gonna bang? Charlie? Why the frick should this version of Adem get redemption?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Before we go to the fake Adam.
              The real Adam ate the apple because he couldn’t live on without Eve.

              For fake Adam, Lute is his replacement for Eve. But his feelings for the original Eve linger on.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >vox mask
        What evidence ulis there that vox made it
        Does that mean that vox doesn't really have a TV for a head

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Notice the Devil horns to imply the helmets originated from hell.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He's been wearing it in Heaven. Are you saying no one is questioning his horny helmet in heaven?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They didn’t even know Adam and Lute went to hell and slaughtered people.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlie smothers Alastor with her breasts every day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could enjoy myself between Charlie's breasts!

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Cherri gets to experience the snake double D before Pentious kicks the bucket.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      None of the leaks I've seen mention Pentious even kissing Cherri, much getting to score with her. The one hope for Pentious getting some Aussie pussy is if he isn't actually killed and when his soul gets accepted into Heaven he still leaves behind his corpse, so everyone just thinks he's dead only for the second season to reveal what really happened.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He fricked EVERYONE in the sex club. He scored plenty.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hugs for charlie

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Implying he dosent get ‘killed’ and then get ‘redeemed’ by Emily and resurrected or some shit, proving Charlie’s point in front of everyone

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick are you talking about?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I still think redeemed Alastor would be subtly terrifying, lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would pay around 50k to watch that

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick the moth

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Charlastor more popular than ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is going though YHWH's mind as he witnesses these antics?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly have no clue. He probably just says “evil” or some witty comments.
        He likes basketball for some reason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a perfect way to humiliate Lucifer.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When the next episode? And does it release both it and the final?

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny how Emily and the angels acts so horrified about killing demons when they're basically condemning them to eternal suffering already. As if hell wasn't worse

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair, Viv's version of hell isn't particularly bad at all. hardly a place of eternal torment, just a chaotic city with a bunch of shitty people stuck in one place

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And you are virtually immortal since you always come back from death.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What if the real lake of fire was the industrial revolution and it's consequences we made along the way?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And you are virtually immortal since you always come back from death.

        Which city is worse, Viv's Hell or Zim's city?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hardly a place of eternal torment, just a chaotic city with a bunch of shitty people stuck in one place
        I think the torment part comes from the fact that sinners are constantly dying and regenerating painfully.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Viv's vision of hell seems to follow the 'Separation from God' interpretation of Hell.
        Heaven doesn't actively torment sinners, they just lock em up away from God and his creations and let them manage themselves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ins't Vivzie hell just New York? Businessmen everywhere, mafia everywhere, rich but still dangerous etc

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well if Helluva Boss is canonical the different rings of hell resemble different parts of earth. Wrath looked pretty much like Texas, Gluttony look like LA (at least during Bee-lzebub’s party) and Greed is possibly NY inspired.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >make “the real hell is the people” style of hell with Charlie being the one good person
        >chicken out and make 99% of the characters le quirky gays
        BRAVO VIVZIE

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bros I want a kiss too

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh no... vaggiekeks...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What is Lilith thinking here?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Niffty floating in the backgroumd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It looks to me that Nifty is in the process of jumping of the roof, while Vaggie is only starting to jump. Meanwhile Angel is watching and Husk is asleep and couldn't care less

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Nifty likes to be forced
          She is simply best girl

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What did Nifty do to get sent to hell?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      veganasisters I dont feel so good

      Fricking based. I wonder what sex with Emily would be like.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        none at all

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine getting to rape such a hot angel! I would risk Sodom and Gomorrah all over again for the chance to tap that angel booty

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            have you no sanctity anon

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Angel booty anon, angel BOOTY!

              What did Nifty do to get sent to hell?

              Seducing old men with that sinful body

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Angels are made for demonic RAPE

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Right? Just like Vaggie they wouldn't be so angry and depressed all the time if they got properly dicked every now and then.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Who wins in a dirty old man contest between Adam and Mammon?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The Australian accent helps Mammon just barely win.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    veganasisters I dont feel so good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      charlastor and emilyxcharlie (any ship name?) are better than chaggie no matter how much tantrum vivzie throws

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Emilie? Chamily?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick was Viv thinking with Emily? I was a Chaggie shipper, but then she throws this at us? Now all I want to see is Vaggie being cucked and have her watch Charlie and Emily have sex with each other.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vaggie's face reminds me of something but I can't put my finger on it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          An angry Cogsworth?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            found it https://youtu.be/CdNSG6Boxkk?si=lg9TrPOcGeXS7_Hb&t=99

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Vaggie kills 90% of heaven and hell population so that Charlie can think of her
            >Rumbling.jpg

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That episode is the sole reason why I'm still watching this and making stuff for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, with scenes like these its impossible to want to ship Emily and Charlie together.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "Charmily" sounds nicer than fricking Chaggie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pussy so divine, it's driving us to sin...
          If that doesn't become a line in a Season 2 song, then Viv is not only a FAT COW, but a FAT COWARD.

          Chaggie sounds like a slur for a race that doesn't exist.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also sounds like chamomile which is instantly comfy.

          Pussy so divine, it's driving us to sin...
          If that doesn't become a line in a Season 2 song, then Viv is not only a FAT COW, but a FAT COWARD.

          Chaggie sounds like a slur for a race that doesn't exist.

          Emily is driving me to sin! I need her to purify my dick with her pussy!

          Pussy so divine, it's driving us to sin...
          If that doesn't become a line in a Season 2 song, then Viv is not only a FAT COW, but a FAT COWARD.

          Chaggie sounds like a slur for a race that doesn't exist.

          >Chaggie sounds like a slur for a race that doesn't exist.
          kek true.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Gachashit
            You fricked up, now you are getting the extermination treatment

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Please, crush my body with your feet! I want my last memory to be of the scent of Emily's feet as she steps on my face, slowly descending as it crushes my skull, splattering my brains all over the floor!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                seek help, sinner

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Made for handholding!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jeez anon, that's taking it too far. Think of the advertisers!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like how she's glaring at their hands so hard that she's completely ignoring the song.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Chaggiecucks status?
          Charmilychads status?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Big girl.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can she handle getting Gilgamesh'd?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how the frick did you upload a webm? I tried converting an MP4 to WebM and it never works

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Remove the audio channel.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh ok so any webm is allowed just not the ones with audio

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Needs to be under 3 mb or 4, can't remember and have no audio stream, although you could always share one with audio through a catbox.moe link.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh ok so any webm is allowed just not the ones with audio

            Webms on Cinemaphile can't have audio and there's a size limit. If the audio is absolutely necessary, /wsg/ allows audio webms, and I think they should have a thread for Cinemaphile stuff up at all times.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope vaggie does get cucked

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now imagine the carrying double penetration

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they even work better as a romance story than Chaggie.
      The princess of Hell meeting a Seraphim of Heaven, discovering they both have so much in common and fall in love while both fully believing in rehabilitating sinners, its just all around better than "Charlie found this hobo fallen angel in the trash and took her home"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie will feel betrayed by Vaggie for hiding the fact that she was an angel. Charlie will be vulnerable during this time, giving Emily the perfect opportunity to get some demonic princess pussy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >more chemistry with Charlie in 20 seconds of screentime together than Vaggie in 6 episodes so far

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >*Lucifer, After a visit to the Hotel goes up to Charlie's room to say goodbye*
    >*Door is slightly ajar so he enters without knocking*
    >"I really do have to be going now, But I'll try visit again so Ch-"
    >"H...Hey D..Dad..."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alastor is making Luci's grandchildren over here.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's sad is that when Helluva Boss continues in the next few months and we all remember what a trainwreck S2 has been, we'll all hate Viv again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we'll all hate Viv again
      Oh yeah, I unironically forgot those threads are the most positive reaction this board ever had to Vivzie since it's 50% hate 50% love, the Helluva Boss threads really were 99% hate and 1% a furry saying how they still want to frick the wolf.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Helluva Boss S2 is what made people turn on Viv. She lost a lot of good will with people when she turned the show from a workplace sitcom into a gay melodrama, and those people never came back.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Would you call Alastor "dad"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to rape Emily, but Nifty seems like real fun too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let’s be real here, you may start the assault on Nifty, but by the end of it she’d have uno reversed so YOU would be the victim

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So is Niffty Alastor's slave like Husk or not? This scene made me doubt that she is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She is, Alastor is just nicer to women.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but she seems to have the mind of a literal child so Alastor just babies her

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Did Nifty get a lobotomy in life?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she died when she was still in HS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think their relationship was ever described at all, it's possible that he hired her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. If that's what he wants.
      My issues are mommy issues so it's not weird to me.

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the Emily/ Charilte ship called?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Emylotte sounds like fun!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how sweet they'd be together!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd go with Charmily.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's still Octavia.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >happy hotel
    >song numbers
    >women
    This is just horse show but with swear words. All we need left is OC's and fanfics made specifically by fat guys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, even fat bastards have higher quality in writing fan fics compared to Viv.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >horse show
      nah it's more like Steven Universe if anything lol.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a less crappy Steven Universe

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"Youre also on a leash"
    Husker was talking aobut Lilith and not Charlie, wasnt he?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      Notice that Vox’s chains are hypnotic technologies.
      Alastor’s chains are literally invisible golden chains.
      And Val’s chains are golden contracts.

      This means that Vox’s chains are implied to be active on Adam and the rest of the exterminators, like they are for his sinner customers. So Episode 4 wanted us to go back to episode 2 and realize how Vox’s unfair deals work.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Okay dude, now you are starting overstep it with pushing your theory so much

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          With his much the masks Adam and the other exterminators resemble and reference Vox’s face and his left hypnosis eye, it’s literally impossible to not ignore the big connections going on here. Especially since Adam and his soldiers actually have become at their deadliest coincidently when Vox and the Vees have risen to power and influence.
          It also helps that Sir Pentious is a massive counter against Vox and he is only alive in season 1.
          Vox is the only spiritual entity in hell and heaven to be themed heavily around LEDS and controlling people via modern styled technology that Adam and his exterminators clearly put on their faces.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It also helps that Sir Pentious is a massive counter against Vox
            what? why?
            >modern styled technology that Adam and his exterminators clearly put on their faces
            it's never stated that the helmets are modern tech in nature, they could as well be angel magic or something

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Do the the masks even look like they originated from Heaven, anon?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sir Pentious, like Vox himself, has the ability to brainwash others.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sir Pentious, like Vox himself, is a useless little b***h and a joke character. his "powers of hypnosis" amount to lighting a flashlight in someone's face

                Do the the masks even look like they originated from Heaven, anon?

                there is little visual consistency in this series, half the characters in Hell just look like unrelated sparkledogs or something

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >amount to lighting a flashlight in someone's face
                But with a mask, even the strongest of beings is under Vox’s control since it’s stuck to their face 24/7.
                >half the characters in Hell just look like unrelated sparkledogs or something
                Hell often has a darker, sharper, redder, and more aggressive design choices.

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some say Alastor is Gabriel,

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is so cool. Alastor and Charlie are almost as good as Charlie and Emily

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like how this image makes me feel

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like how most of this series has been making me feel, jerk off in shame like the rest of us.

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to kiss and move my hands over all these scars to be absolutely honest.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same but all over Emily's soft supple body

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the morale damage Alastorgays will take if his suit ever gets torn off or we see him shirtless and his 'scars' aren't canon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he'll rip his shirt off and say "then REDEEM me, my dear" to charlie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want bawdastor, I want an Alastor where he makes you feel like you've had to work to even hold his hand or cuddle.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is canon and correct. Im a flaming asexual but can understand and I'm ok with people wanting to frick him and making that kind of content. However you should never apply valentino or angel dusts personality to him or take away his awesome fun weirdo pieces of his personality and likes/dislikes to make him more sexy. Its a disservice to aces and alastor plus really boring imho

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want bawdastor, I want an Alastor where he makes you feel like you've had to work to even hold his hand or cuddle.

      This is canon and correct. Im a flaming asexual but can understand and I'm ok with people wanting to frick him and making that kind of content. However you should never apply valentino or angel dusts personality to him or take away his awesome fun weirdo pieces of his personality and likes/dislikes to make him more sexy. Its a disservice to aces and alastor plus really boring imho

      It's the same shit as off-model art, people don't actually like x character, they just make x character fit to what they like

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ya I've noticed that trend. It sucks for people who like all of the character and were drawn to them for their actual shit. Canon build ons are the best when they dont erase or change stuff. We can do aus for that. I honestly don't think any character has got this worse than bill cipher though.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *headcanon

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think something happens to Lute in the teasers that gets Adam wild up and angry.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Vaggie sleeps on a filthy mattress in the Hotel basement.

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go to convention where Viv is and hand her a Charlastor poster to sign. She can't refuse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This would actually be hilarious
      Someone should do it and record it

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill sinners. Behead sinners. Roundhouse kick a sinner into the concrete. Piss in sinners' drinks. Shit in sinners' meals. Dropkick sinners into Wrath's lava pits. Launch sinners into active volcanos. Misfile sinners' tax documents. Throw sinners into trash compactors. Crucify sinners on every street corner. Stab sinners with holy weapons. Shoot sinners with holy bullets. Send sinners back to Earth but only to Brazil. Trick sinners into thinking they can leave and then massacring them at the gates. Douse sinners with boiling oil. Douse sinners with boiling oil and then ignite it. Drop thermobaric bombs on sinners' bunkers. Disperse chemical weapons into Hell's residential quarters. Sprinkle holy water around every exit of every building sinners are know to inhabit. Feed sinners to the local hellborn. Spawncamp sinners as they resurrect. Target ancient sinners with phishing campaigns. Increase extermination frequency to a once-over-month basis. TOTAL SINNER DEATH.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      frick off lute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Please hurt me more, Emily senpai!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would be hilarious if season 1 ended with Emily or Vaggie siding with Adam after all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Send sinners back to Earth but only to Brazil
      Surely, no one's so horrible that they're deserving of such a fate.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What are we gonna do on the bed, Charlie? WAH! POMF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's so perfect! Charlie's about to teach Emily how the denizens of hell have fun!

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does Viv think it's okay to literally introduce a character and resolve their arc within 5 fricking minutes? Why are two entire studios allowing her to do this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      isn't the show episodic? Needs to wrap up one offs in a timely fashion.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor is for me 😉 sorry charlastors. At least charlie has vaggie, emily, sir pentious, doom guy, verbalese or (You)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Put rods in his legs and arms so you can actually stand him up.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I actually planned to from the beginning! But his head and hair was too heavy and it wouldn't have worked. It would've made him less cuddly and poseable too. I may figure something out eventually but not now. I finished him Monday and am still in a lot of pain. Ive got fibro and shit plus this was a nightmare to build.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Leaked season 2 scene

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My rather crude attempts at copying all of the runes/sigils that appear around Alastor whenever he's using his magic, Mostly using the shapes tool in paint, But having to hand draw the swirls with my mouse on some of them - i.e. why their so fricked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >runes/sigils
      Veves. They're called veves and they're used in Haitian voodoo.
      I recognise one or two but can't remember what they are. The one with two hearts in the upper right corner looks like the veve for Mamain Bridgitte

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but why is Voodoo linked to shadow manipulation? In the Princess and the Frog Faciller has something very similar to Alastor's shadow thing and uses voodoo too. Is this just Viv copying shit without knowing if it's a thing or what?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It kinda depends on what lwa are being petitioned and what nanchon they belong to. There are hundreds of lwa and over a dozen nanchons. I can only name three nanchons, the gede, the rado and the petwo. Of those three, the gede IE the nanchon of associated with death and darkness (though they are not evil) would likely have the lwa which do shadow manipulation. Having never seen Princess and the Frog, I can't tell you what lwa were petitioned or if it made sense that those particular lwas were associated with shadows.
          Also, whole similar, Haitian voodoo and Louisiana voodoo are not the same. They do things differently and have different lwa so it might be some lesser known lwa who was petitioned. Or just outright fiction, like how Damballa in the Child's Play and Papa Legba in American Horror Story are portrayed as evil spirits despite being rado lwas IE sweet, kind spirits of goodness and positivity.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jeez that's a bit confusing but I think I know what you mean. Why is Voodoo seemingly so hard to get into for people born outside it? When searching about it on Google I just get random useless articles and plebbit threads that explain nothing.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I can believe it. I only know about this stuff from reading about it for years and years while exploring different religious traditions. Settled on quakerism, btw (and I'm off to the meetinghouse in a short bit).
              Think of lwas like Catholic saints. There's a saint for lost property, a saint for mental health, a saint for sailors and more. And each of those saints has aspects attributed to them that might seem weird, like St Dympna whose attributes are clovers, princesses and beheadings. If you were Catholic and concerned someone you love might be beheaded, you might pray to her for help. Lwas are like that. There are lwas for all those things, too.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              isn't Voodoo one of those religions that doesn't really try to proselytize? same with Hinduism. maybe that's part of why no one knows what the frick is going on with them, they don't exactly try to explain it

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for the in-depth post. how do you know so much about voodoo? are you a practicioner?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No. See

              Yeah, I can believe it. I only know about this stuff from reading about it for years and years while exploring different religious traditions. Settled on quakerism, btw (and I'm off to the meetinghouse in a short bit).
              Think of lwas like Catholic saints. There's a saint for lost property, a saint for mental health, a saint for sailors and more. And each of those saints has aspects attributed to them that might seem weird, like St Dympna whose attributes are clovers, princesses and beheadings. If you were Catholic and concerned someone you love might be beheaded, you might pray to her for help. Lwas are like that. There are lwas for all those things, too.

              Used to live around the corner from one of their places of worship, one of the few in continental North America.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is show had St. Peter in it.

    Are they gunna show Christ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine Christ Suplexing one of the demons.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They should show Mohammed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        One of the Overlords Alastor killed

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the series is really bad
    anyone with me?

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of official Charlie toys/merch would you like to see get made?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting for the onaholes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that Vivzie isn't PUMPING out merch rn seems like a severe error.

      If she just released some Alastor plushie, Husk plushie and Angel Dust plushie's RIGHT NOW! She'd make hundreds of thousands of dollars.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alastor's head to Charlie:
    >Charlie, let it go... It is not a sin to fight for the right cause... there is those who words alone will not reach. Adam is such a being... I know how you feel Charlie, you are gentle... you do not like to hurt. I know because I too have learnt these feelings... but it's because you cherish life that you must protect it. Please... drop your restraints. Protect the place I once loved... you have the strength, I sensed it...

    >Just... let it go...

    >*Adam crushes Alastor's head*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we're coming there first
      I still can't take this threat seriously. Just call Luci. If Angels attack luci it's no longer an extermination but a war and Sarah will lose her fricking mind if that happens because they cannot keep order in heaven AND wage war on hell at the same time.
      The only reason any of this has gotten as bad as it has is because Luci doesn't fricking care. Hell is unchained because he doesn't care to rein it in. Heaven is exterminating because he doesn't care to oppose the action. The moment Charlie inserts herself in all this he has to get involved and it all stops unless Sarah wants war and she doesn't. This is VERY easily solved. It's already solved.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >look up that hide away song on spotify
    >the HH soundtrack is in the related section
    I'd cringe but I too am already part of the problem

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Charlie you must reach Adam, you are the only one who can stop him, leave Lute to ME!

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >No one has ever escaped hell

    ENTER

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ENTER
      more like
      EXIT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who should really be ENTERing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets invited into a guided tour
      >his guide takes care of everything
      >even if things get ugly, an angel will just come down from heaven to apply lethal force on anyone that blocks their path
      >faints through most events anyways

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, wouldn't you faint seeing shit like people being buried face-down in hot coals, screeching as their flesh is roasted forever?

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    5 days until CHADlastor unleashes his power on Lute and her army.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is the finale coming this Friday?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This season's finale yeah. They said there will probably be another one.
        https://simkl.com/tv/1028654/hazbin-hotel/countdown/

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >youthful age
    >mid 30's
    Huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      F-frick you zoomer you just don't understand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      F-frick you zoomer you just don't understand.

      Zoomers are almost 30, though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depends, I'm a zoomer and 21 for example.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You should of bought bitcoin back in 2004

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I was 2.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >being born after 2000

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I was born in 2000

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's a virtually immortal overlord of hell. 30 years old may as well be infancy for anyone in her shoes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      age
      >>mid 30's
      >Huh?
      Do people plan on dying in their 50's or something when they say 30's is old?

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I suspect Alastor is either simping or subjugated to her mother. So he might be close to being her step dad.

    It would explain why he was giving Lucifer so much shit.

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people b***hing about her not being black enough?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they wanted her black enough, they should send her to hell for more melatonin

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because she doesn't have bulbous nose and chimp lips like them. Also, she's not even a human so that's a dumb thing to complain about.

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You two go on ahead, I'll catch up with you later, I know only you and Vaggie can stop Adam so... Leave Lute to ME!

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let us all say in Unison... Frick off Viv.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Surely he's aware of how passive aggressive he comes off right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you trying to get him blacklisted from the industry? If they're telling you to leave it alone it's because they don't want to get into corporate politics.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one actually cares for anyone who might have been left in the dust of the success of Hazbin/Helluva. They just use them as proxies to attack Viv.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Millie when she sees me frick her boy toy husband (I said no homosexual so it isn't)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hope the bussy was worth getting turned into a scarecrow for her family farm

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Millie

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If only like 80% of that episode didn't exist (or at the very least came before Western Energy).

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If only like 80% of that episode didn't exist (or at the very least came before Western Energy).

              >you'll never have a succubus or imp tradwife while living on a farm
              gosling.jpg

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Let the guy cut his losses and make the most out of having been in the pilot of a show. Getting bad rep in an industry is NOT worth it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Let the guy cut his losses and make the most out of having been in the pilot of a show. Getting bad rep in an industry is NOT worth it.

          I just screenshoted a youtube comment, didn't ask him anything. I meant he came of a bit passive aggressive towards Viv. Seems like a cool dude tho

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Says that he may not agree with all of Viv's decisions but understands that no matter what she will be criticised and she is doing her best
            >He is being a passive aggressive b***h
            Your gender?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pff fricking women anon.. you can bet if Viv was a guy this wouldn't happen

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like I get not recasting all of them since it would seem like nepotism but come on, not even inviting anyone to the premiere nor acknowledging they WERE the voices of the characters? Prime woman pettiness there.

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "You Didn't Know?" If it went hard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        troony, typical 4cuck behaviour

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bejita lost.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gemerald

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I kind of like the approach they went with Lucifer- he’s a depressed loser permanently regretting his life choices, which is sort-of the traditional theological interpretation of Satan. They emphasized the tragic side of Satan without glorifying his bad qualities.

    It’s a good contrast to Alastor who is in hell precisely because he likes manipulating, sadistically torturing others, and seeing them fail and devolve into hopelessness. It’s an unironically acceptable way to address the fact that Hell does have some hopeless lost souls in it that could use redemption but also has some really fricked up evil people that do belong there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even their personal hells differ in such a fitting way. Lucifer's hell is to never see his sinning ducklings be the angelic doves he thought people with free will could be. Alastor's is that despite all his control and sadism he enjoys, it's still because someone allows him to have it. That's why he always gets pissed when someone doesn't acknowledge or belittles him.

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know I feel like Angels and Demons are just aliens, considering how heavenly bodies are just planets. I'm starting to view this show about two alien factions fighting one another.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Helluva is closer to edgy Zootopia than actual Hell. Look at this place: The Palace of Gluttony.
      It's a fancy castle/frat house mix

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is the right way to think of it. There is no good figure in this universe, angels aren’t omniscient and just woke up one day. They created humans and ended up with this weird system of murdering their own offspring. It isnt part of some ineffable plan. It’s like humans creating a new race using advanced science and then fricking it up

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Adam in charge of leading the extermination

    I guess Michael was too good of an angel to do it himself.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too holy for that .
      He's only after big targets

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The literal Lucifer melter
        Woah... I feel so safe now...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He's only after big targets
        Angel 47

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And what's Gabriel doing? That fricker should be the one going into hell since he's the messenger. Or, he's done with that shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe Michael and Gabriel are the ones calling the shots? since God seems to be unavailable or something, aren't they the top dogs in Heaven?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We don't know. There are big differences between Old and New Testament. Plus Islam.

          She's free to whatever apparently.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Michael is usually depicted as God's second, "He Who Is As God." He'd be the closest to an active ruler in heaven. (God went out for milk)

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adam is a ....????

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the christian one .
      Here's the old testament one

      And what's Gabriel doing? That fricker should be the one going into hell since he's the messenger. Or, he's done with that shit.

      In his world: " I have been bested by A FRICKING GO PRO "

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Be the main message of God
        >Gets replaced
        >Feels bad man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this the mandela effect and something changed? I thought Seraphs were the highest ranking

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, in the NT.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NTA, but I'm really confused is Viz combining both NT and OT into the show? Wouldn't that mean Lucifier/Satan (I know they aren't the same? Depending the source) still tortured Job

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they are in Christian angelology. in Judaic traditions they are mid-tier

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are more hierarchies.
        I like how one of them has the Malakim(the standard well-known messenger angels) as the top-ranking angel class.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >7 Elohim
        >8 Bene Elohim
        I though elohim was another name for god himself

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          From the guy who made that order:
          >Maimonides wrote: "I must premise that every Hebrew [now] knows that the term Elohim is a homonym, and denotes God, angels, judges, and the rulers of countries ..."
          On Elohim in general:
          >Elohim occurs frequently throughout the Torah. In some cases (e.g., Exodus 3:4, "Elohim called unto him out of the midst of the bush ..."), it behaves like a singular noun in Hebrew grammar and is then generally understood to denote the single God of Israel. In other cases, elohim acts as an ordinary plural of the word eloah and refers to the polytheistic notion of multiple gods (for example, Exodus 20:3, "You shall have no other gods before me").
          >The word Elohim occurs more than two thousand five hundred times in the Hebrew Bible, with meanings ranging from "gods" in a general sense (as in Exodus 12:12, where it describes "the gods of Egypt"), to specific gods (the frequent references to Yahweh as the "elohim" of Israel), to seraphim, and other supernatural beings, to the spirits of the dead brought up at the behest of King Saul in 1 Samuel 28:13, and even to kings and prophets (e.g., Exodus 4:16). The phrase bene elohim, translated "sons of the Gods", has an exact parallel in Ugaritic and Phoenician texts, referring to the council of the gods.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Archangels are in the lowest order
      Gay and fake.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The catholic list including Archangels at all is weird since they are usually left out of the "Angelic classes" entirely by the israelites since they are the leaders.
        Heck, Metatron(God's scribe) is usually seen as the highest of all angels, and Michael(prince and commander) second to him, I believe?

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does charlie has does the sex?

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lute dying would be a fantastic turn.

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is that furry girl Queen Bee-lzebub from Helluva Boss just being the actual Beelzebub daughter a retcon?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her mother is a fanfiction character based on a fan theory, she got no parents in canon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but her voice actor is that one girl called Ke$ha who made that one Tik Tok song back in 2009

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Less than a week until Adam and his bawds job hard to the Vs, Alastor, and even Charlie

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why was the pilot so much better?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They always are until the big studios get their greasy hands all over the work. I also noticed it had a lot less feminism with Adam generally being seen as a douche compared to Lilith.

  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would dating Emily be like?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You'll have to ask Charlie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so jealous that Charlie will get to rub clams with Emily! I bet they smell so good and pure, nothing like earthly women.

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alastor is for Lucifer and his wife

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is unironically the best ship in the show. it is funny and appealing in a way that is hard to articulate. Maybe thats just my inner fujo coming out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because Lucifer is able to rile Alastor up to the point of making him swear. Though I still prefer Vox/Al overall.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >This is unironically the best ship in the show. it is funny and appealing in a way that is hard to articulate. Maybe thats just my inner fujo coming out.
        Are you a fan of Spy vs Spy? That's how I'd describe how I feel about them.

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chances that Emily will become a fallen angel this season?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100%. I want Emily to fall, declare her love to Charlie, only to be rejected since Charlie has Vaggie. Emily then goes full schizo and tries to kill Vaggie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd like to watch the opposite with Charlie being unable to trust Vaggie anymore, hooking up with Emily who is more like her and just as supportive, and Vaggie wanting revenge by trying to kill Emily and Charlie.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >only to be rejected since Charlie has Vaggie
        Can't they just share eachothers body? They're love for Charlie would bring them together!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vaggie doesn't seem to be interested in sharing. It would take a lot of convincing from Charlie.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But it'll be worth it, especially since now Charlie gets TWO angel girlfriends!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              two hands

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who cares about Vaggie, she is a long nosed greedy frick.
            Emily is much better!

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Seraphic hands wrote this post

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Seconded.

              Seraphic hands wrote this post

              If only we truly were graced with the gift of Their presence

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fire reflected in Sera's eyes make me believe that SHE is the one that will become fallen trying to protect Emily.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She will become fallen for committing the worst genocide in all of history out of pure paranoia. She is the most evil being that has ever existed

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shouldn't that mean they should be zapped out of existence? If Hitler gets zapped according to Viv, why is Viv's setting so badly written?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          God is fallen for literally killing the entire world except one family on a boat.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he's the one that's in charge so he can do whatever the frick he wants

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fantastic morality system.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, an omnipotent being may be above morality itself. We humans created it to survive, but a true omnipotent entity doesn't need others.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >humans created an omnipotent being
                Religion just gets dumber and dumber the more you try to explain it doesn't it?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It does, but then again I don't believe there's a god or if there is, must be an alien uncaring being. I'd still gladly frick an angel if they look like Emily. I kind of understand why the people of Sodom and Gomorrah want to rape the angels in the tale now...

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ can give you what you want if you simply follow him.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post scientific peer reviewed proof and I may consider it after carefully replicating the results in my garage lab with both control and experimental groups.
                Also I don't want given, its no fun unless its forcibly taken.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s given to you because it’s a strict narrow road of success as everything else is a wide road of destruction.

                %3D

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >omnipotent being may be above morality
                Or maybe rather than black and white morality, has blue and orange morality, a set of mores so unlike our own that they're unknowable.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That could also be it. But then again, does it even need a morality code? Afaik morality systems exist so we humans don't just kill off each other. But a singular omnipotent god would have no thread and no need for one.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *threat, my bad

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The only one who ever says the god of Abraham is the only singular god of the world (yet also tells people to have no other gods, a tacit admission of the existence of these other gods that don't exist) is that very god of Abraham.
                And the only word we have that he's telling the truth is his own. Which, we now know, ain't worth much, since he admits there are other gods yet claims there are no other gods. Who's to say he
                1) actually is omnipotent or
                2) even if he is, that he's the only one?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you read psalms? The other gods are angels, whom are lower than mankind. And he sentences them with death.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. But those are his words. Why should I believe them? Why hasn't he destroyed the other gods if he's omnipotent?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if angel's sweat. Like, say Emily's pits smell of anything? Asking for a friend.

                Also the homosexual is afraid of iron chariots so I think that knocks down the omnipotence argument.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus Christ always literally brutally murdered, and he came back three days later with a massive buff. The god of Israel is real and he is not pathetic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sera does seem like the one most likely to fall in this season. Would be weird if Charlie and the demons are taken to Heaven and the angels fall. I hope there are plans to make S2 entertaining because it seems like they want to end the Adam plotline this season.

                Say a bunch of tribesmen from the iron age. And they think themselves so advanced yet they couldn't compete with the Greek or Romans of the time. They only got lucky that Constantine took their religion to pacify the masses but there's no real proof that jesus even existed nor any of the miracles or persecution they love to victimize themselves for.
                Its just a big con and I'm sick of pretending its not!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are trying to defy the God of Israel and call him weak, yet then describe how this God manages to change entire nations of millions of people. Literally no other god has ever done that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alastor needs a bigger challenge. Steamrolling Vox and the others may get old fast.

                No god took part on it, just Paul being good at brainwashing people and the sheep accepting it. There is no supernatural action taking part, they just got lucky and were parasitic enough to be accepted. Any other religion could have done the same if they were as good at being parasites.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apostle Paul was hated by the israelites that called for his execution and he performed signs and wonders that defy their sense of reality. Like blinding magicians and curing the poisons of armies.
                No other religion had a man like Paul, and no other religion had a man/God like Jesus Christ.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Vox being a brainwashing fake who side with the angels is quite ironic now that I think about it. Maybe Viv isn't that superficial.

                >Apostle Paul was hated by the israelites that called for his execution and he performed signs and wonders that defy their sense of reality. Like blinding magicians and curing the poisons of armies.
                >No other religion had a man like Paul, and no other religion had a man/God like Jesus Christ.
                Says the book that asks you to shut down your brain and just blindly believe what it says without proof. Its an okay story but the Silmarilion is definitely a better version.

                Watch these:
                (God of Israel leaving nations in Romans)

                %3D%3D
                (magicians and demons are real and they hate the God of Israel, Jesus of Nazareth)

                %3D

                kek do people really believe this crap?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Watch these:
                (God of Israel leaving nations in Romans)

                %3D%3D
                (magicians and demons are real and they hate the God of Israel, Jesus of Nazareth)

                %3D

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Charlastor gays get the rope. Charlie is Emily's property.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Charalastor died with Hell's Great Dad. Only schizos and coomers would dare still declare themselves one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Charalastor died with Hell's Great Dad
        >Thinking that people wouldn't just add the "daddy" dynamics to it
        If this is what Viv thought it would kill the ship, she was completely mistaken

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Live by the coomer, die by the coomer.

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He'll never recover

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, someone in Japan made a Husk MMD model.
    https://bowlroll.net/file/312903

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