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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superhero movies can't be kino anymore

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zendaya being the worst casting choice as always

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure 50 year old Dwayne Johnson as a teenager is the worst casting choice here

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >israeli twink playing a jacked aryan nightwing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dick is literally a gypsy

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Raven and Beast Boy (as a wolf)
    >Cyborg and Starfire
    >Nighwing gooning in the corner
    KINO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rose wilson and jason todd wmaf
      >raven and beastboy netflix cast raven ambf
      >cyborg and jinx bmaf
      >starfire and blackfire lesbian wincest
      >night wing in the closet gooning

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting some polite British zoomie to play Beast Boy
    Don't do him dirty like that.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Capeshit is Kino
    >Oxymoron
    Meanwhile, most of /tv will shit all over "Killers of the Flower Moon" threads and anything close to reaching actual kino, for not hitting that high mark while threads like this gain social stimuli in some copy/paste or meme capacity. Those actors/actresses mine as well be LGBT for the level of grit the possess

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chalamet is a bad fit for nightwing, Jenna would probably be decent as Raven, but the other three are way too old for those characters, especially the rock.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teen titans
    >60 year old man playing cyborg

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would get a big tit Persian to play Starfire, and some black Chad to play cyborg

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something like this, but red curly hair for starfire

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Jenna Ortega so handsome?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he posted it again!

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    90s teen titans:
    Mark Walburg: Nightwing
    Jen Connolly: Raven
    Corey Feldman: Beast Boy
    Mariah Carey: Starfire
    Shaq/Ice Cube: Cyborg

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do zoomers really think zendaya is attractive?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's the young man applying for an athletic sponsorship

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teen titans
    >a 51 year old

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just have a CGI Cyborg and let Dwayne do the voice.
      Sigourney Weaver just did the voice of a CGI 10yo in Avatar 2.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is the rock there?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robin/Nightwing - Timothee Chalamet or Dacre Montgomery - 5'10"
    Starfire - Ella Balinska - 6'0"
    Beast Boy - Corey Fogelmanis - 5'9"
    Raven - Odeya Rush - 5'4"
    Cyborg - Eli Goree - 6'2"

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flat as a board womanlet as fricking Starfire of all things
    Yeah sounds like a plausible Hollywood casting alright.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Xendaya is 5'10". Compared to the average woman she's a lanklet

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The character is an Amazonianesque alien giantess. She's supposed to be well over 6ft tall and tower over most of the other characters with the exception of maybe Cyborg.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cool cast. If plot is interesting, would watch. Teenagers have zero responsibilities and have fun all the time. The movie should capture that. The old live action Power Rangers movie showed them skydiving to RHCP's "Higher Ground." Still one of my favorite openings of all time.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >capeshit

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teen titans
    >every actor is in their 20's or 50's

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of them are zoomers so they're eternally teens

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boyega would be cyborg and that zoomer redhead from stranger things would be Starfire

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Boyega is too old.

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