Your mom went to college.

Your mom went to college.

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  1. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    yeah well your mom goes to college

  2. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    i didnt get this one

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      It’s supposed to be nonsensical. I think she only ran off because she already found it humiliating that she was selling those bracelets door to door for school.

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      It means she a prostitute anon

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      I think the joke is that her mom actually *did* go to college, and Kip is just matter-of-factly pointing it out.

  3. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    >thought this guy was a dorky homosexual as a teen
    >turned into him as an adult
    oh no

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      You chat with hot babes on the internet all day?

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        if we imagine every poster being a hot babe

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes I wonder if I’ve actually talked to a hot babe on here before and just never knew it. Imagine that, talking to a hot babe on here and never knowing it?

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Tfw chatting to a hot babe unknowingly and called her a moronic homosexual

            • 2 days ago
              Anonymous

              >called stacy a troony

      • 2 days ago
        Anonymous

        >hot
        No but I met one and almost married her.

        • 2 days ago
          Anonymous

          I met my wife on Tumblr

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            yikes

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            You are either extremely fortunate or unfortunate.

          • 2 days ago
            Anonymous

            Could be worse. I had a coworker who met their spouse on Yahoo Answers

  4. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Kip get such a happy ending when he was such a prick the entire movie? I guess technically Uncle Rico had potential for a happy ending too so I guess everyone got one

  5. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want to look like this?

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      Napoleon using this photo and telling people it’s his girlfriend was a great setup.
      >see for yourself

  6. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    >crunchiest sounding tater tot you’ve ever heard in your life

  7. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    >back in '82 I could throw a pigskin a quarter mile
    >how much you wanna make a bet I could throw a football over them mountains

  8. 2 days ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you realize kip would probably be an OnlyFans or Pokiemane simp these days

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it’s Belle Delphine, neekolul and Swimsuit Succubus

  10. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    If this movie was made today:

    Kip would be a simp coomer
    Uncle Rico would be a fentanyl addict
    Tina (Llama) would be a shitbull
    Tina (girl) would have an Onlyfans and Pornhub
    Lafawnduh would be 400 lbs
    Napoleon and Pedro would be chuds that end the movie in a school shooting

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Napoleon and Pedro would be chuds that end the movie in a school shooting
      Kino. I'm throwing this into AI when it gets good enough to make movie scenes, and adding La Cucaracha playing over the PA system.

  11. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    >I'M SORRY BUT I'M JUST THINKING OF THE RIGHT WORDS TO SAY

    • 2 days ago
      Anonymous

      pure kino

  12. 2 days ago
    Anonymous

    Take out the Uncle Rico breast implant side hustle joke and it's a 10/10

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