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Scalpel to buccal fat 3. Check.
Ouch
Cheeky comment
weet ik, my dude
*mi dood
>
What orc language is this?
Dutch
Afrikaans you stupid c**t, and yes I'm afrikaans
Ik ook, ik ook!
🙁
proceed to *ape
I concede
I speed watched this show in about 10 minutes by just clicking through the snoozefest episodes.
Checked a plot synopsis and I had known it all.
You had known all what? What are you talking about?
I always forget how the horse works.
It jumps to a space in a circle around it
I have a theory that everyone who says the knight moves in an "L" shape are mostly midwit npcs with no visual imagination
Peak Dunning Kruger holy shit.
>nooooo you're wrong
I have 1700 elo on chess.com blitz
Wtf do you think that’s impressive
99th percentile so yeah
>blitz
you will never be a real chess player
autism
You tell people that don't know how to play that it makes an L shape. People that play frequently think of it in terms of changing colors and as the ring.
I have not played chess for a long time now but I have played it since I was a kid so much that i dont have to think about where a knight can or cannot move to, still that image has made me learn something new especially in quick viewing how the opponents knight could advance and take a piece.
it's funny how you can learn which squares a knight can jump to in one move quite easily, but seeing where they can move after 2 moves is nearly impossible for a new player
missing 2 move knight manoevres are probably the most common blunder even in intermediate chess
Well not that I didn't like chess but its just a childs game to me, I never needed to think that much about it and the only thing(s) is mis-remember is en passant and which side the queen/king starts on.
Still I never looked at the knights positioning in a circular shape kind of way like that image and iirc normally used to just figure it out in relative movements from where the piece is and can be. Mathematically I guess, Hard to explain.
I also never needed to concern with it being on opposite colored squares. Never needed to concern about colors either afair.
Seems to me this might be one of those not a correct way how to do it concepts but correct way for you.
Remember shapes, colors. patterns (the L), patterns of the pieces together, mathematically, even grid references.
I was never a midwit either I could think 3-4 moves ahead with multiple strategies working in contingents.
You definitely suck at chess and only played against idiots.
Yeah and you definitely suck at X and Os and only played against idiots
What is your tiddlywinks level at bro
How about snakes and ladders...
fricking man child
Every dimwit that says "I always thought chess was easy and childish" or "I beat everyone" is a fricking moron and sucks at chess.
>this childrens board game is so complex only I can play it
Go try play street fighter bro, try actual competitive games that require skill and effort.
Chess is a literal childrens game that even children win against grown men
Yeah, like I said, you suck at chess and you're not impressing anyone.
lmao I knew there would be some guy acting like chess is some high brow, super intelligent game. You can be an absolute moron and be good at chess dude, all it takes it learning the right moves, memorizing board positions, and practice. Its actually shocking how any time chess is ever brought up in a discussion one of you morons always has to pipe up and say "you suck at chess I could beat you in chess!" as if that means anything to someone who doesn't play it
>
>lmao I knew there would be some guy acting like chess is some high brow, super intelligent game
neither of the anons you replied to said something like this, you're just insecure and read that into it
and you're seething, just a hair
High level chess players talk about the game the same way my MMO friends talk about optimized builds and shit.
It really sucks the air of intellectuality out of it. I can't help but laugh whenever I see chess used as a sign of intelligence in a movie.
>all it takes it learning the right moves, memorizing board positions, and practice
That's ALL it takes? Frick meeee
The next level step is to realize that a knight changes square color every move. If it's on a light square it can only attack dark squares. If you want to keep your pieces from getting forked, you can start by remembering to keep them on different colors of squares.
>If you want to keep your pieces from getting forked, you can start by remembering to keep them on different colors of squares.
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KEK
I can describe it both ways and I actualky say gama, not L, what now you arrogant prick?
and I have a theory you're a pretentious prick
It moves in the direction of my curved penis.
t. chess extraordinare
There are 3-5 circles around (depending on your definition) it you dumb shit.
post elo
2100 lichess puzzles
Im not smart enough for chess even though I have tried to learn. I am now leaving this thread 🙁
horsey moves liagoally.
it can move to any one of the eight closest squares that cannot be reached by orthogonal or diagonal movement
an elegant solution....but ultimately incorrect
Replace that knght with a white queen for true kino
3 step fork with no diagonals
>is a horse
>people call it a knight
Never understood this.
The piece represents the horse a knight would ride around on
>chess autism
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The way he slumps and starts trembling and knocks over the pieces when he knows he lost will never fail to make me kek, he's like a phoenix wright witness or a yugioh villain losing HP
poor guy. he had a winning position too. got cucked out of the title twice in a row. if it happens again this year it would be extremely painful.
lol
also not to be disrespectful, but why couldn't they get better commentators for the world championship?
>couldn't they get better commentators for the world championship?
Good chess players aren't necessarily good at narration/commentating, but good chess players are required to commentate a chess championship
>And the game is about to begin! What is this? Beth Harmon opens with e4! Did you see that, Pete?
>This is not a drill ladies and gentlemen!
>E4! She is not going for her favourite, the Queen's gambit!
>Kolosov must be stunned, John!
>Stunned or not, here he comes! c6! c6! Xan you believe it?
>Holy cow, the sicilian defense! Nobody can resist Kolosov's sicilian defense, John!
>It's why they call him the "Godfather"! Does Beth know what waters she is getting into?
>She is down a piece! Ref started the countdown already!
>Dear viewers, stay tuned for what looks to be the great East versus West Clashapalooza 3 1956, after these messages!
having a female commentator is so offensive.
>no magnus
unironically doesn't count
He's a washed up has-been.
Far from it. He just doesn't play for the WCC title anymore which is hilarious. He's still the the highest rated player in the world and makes every competing for the title look like a chump.
He can cry in his cuck corner and throw his temper tantrums. The chess world continues without his presence. They didn't need him in the past, they don't need him now or in the future.
Okay Hikaru. Glad you got that off your chest before your next match
was making a mockery of the WCC part of your plan?
he still competes in and dominates every other tournament tho.
>was making a mockery of the WCC part of your plan?
Yes.
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*Puts erect wiener on top of the chessboard*
The Indian Gambit
that would be shitting on the board
Is your proposed interpretation of the rule that the night can move to any square which center is exactly 5^(1/2) squares away from the center of the square it is currently on, no more or no less?
The designated shitting squares.
Ment for
Sorry. You took your hand off the post. No take backs.
>I walk up, slap my huge, erect, American penis on the table and I "What. The frick. Are we going to do, about this?"
I'm in love with Anya and she should be in every single movie. I just watched the menu the other day for her. Stupid movie that is watchable just because she is in
me too bro i love her so much
and look at this video she sent me on whatsapp
Man, imagine being told "I love you" by a girl like Anya.
shes has the mannerisms of a mentally moronic person. lol.
I mean, that's not really a "tiny" Microphone, right? Haha
With that fat removal she needed to add derma filler to her jaw line to even out the shape. Who ever did that job was a homosexual for not trying to teach her about the proportions she’s fricking with
Ayyy Lmao was legit kino (and cute!) in the show.
So they do make them wear underwear under their stage underwear
Dick to Gspot
good morning sirs
My cum to your bum. Bingo.
>Chad challenges Anya to chess
>cuts to him saying "Check... and mate" as he locks eyes with her
>smash cut to them smashing
>Chad challenges Anya at chess
>how about we skip the opening and get straight to mating?
>smash cut to doggy while he slaps her ass and calls her a dumb bawd
Just lost £20 on the candidates today want to kms
Rd4+ looks promising. It looks like she's down a queen and her king is in the middle of the board.
Black king is on g8 though
why does the rank closest to the camera only have 7 squares?
Holy shit, how did I not notice that?
the first thing you should look for on a chessboard if you want to be an insufferable pedant for chess scenes in television is to check if a8/h1 is white or not since it's the most common frick up
oddly enough the closest left and right squares are both black, but the farthest squares both seem to be white meaning there's an even number of ranks and an odd number of files on that board
What the frick
Ahhhh, save me Mulder!
Ah! What in the AI generated hell?
this is the funniest piece of media merchandise to have ever existed
or they didn't want to pay royalties to the chess family, moron
>Chess: The Board game
Nice of them to finally adapt my favourite online game to the table top
>i check
Yes? If he raises the other three players who have literally nothing is just going to fold. If he checks, the 4th card might be an ace and then he has a chance of fooling them to raise
It's not that, he immediately signals to the others that he's got a good hand when he looks and then he tries to pretend that he doesn't. Shit acting from a guy like him.
Bruh. He was in Rounders. Rounders! It's about poker!
ROUNDERS
such a shame she got bogger :/
Thys ys moronic
rip in peace ;-;
The Chess of Love, Castellvi vs. Viñoles, 1475
"oop, ya got me!" <3
LANA CAREFUL YOUR BOOB IS ALMOST SHOWING
Uuuh Beth bros our response?
>Blocks your path
more like blocks your fridge
She looks like the contemplating Pepe. Is she israeli?
What are knight-odds?
>Is she israeli?
Hungarian, and she is within the top 100 chess players of all time by peak rating
Bullshit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chess_players_by_peak_FIDE_rating
I have heard of her, just didn't know much about her.
https://slatestarcodex.com/2017/07/31/book-review-raise-a-genius/
>What are knight-odds?
odds is the chess term for handicap
so he's saying he'd play without one of his knights (typically b1)
some more info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handicap_(chess)#Main
the whole article is good
I pull out my dick and begin to move my piece with it. I leave it hanging over the board as the game continues. I gently rub myself as I get closer and closer to declaring checkmate, so that my turgid dick acts as a visible measure of her imminent demise. As I gently nudge my final piece across the board with my now rock hard and slightly purple erection, she paused, before finally declaring that she is beaten. Her hand reaches for toward her king in an attempt to retain some measure of her dignity in her capitulation. But before she make contact, my throbbing member swings across the board and launches her king into her lap. Our eyes briefly lock before I turn away toward the crowd to meet the bask in their adulation.
I'm proud of you, you really defeated her so thoroughly and dominantly. You're amazing
Is she unbuccing herself? Could it be?
You can't unbucc yourself, it's like a cutting yoir dick off
I still believe she didn't get bucced, just lost a shitload of weight, her breasts are gone too.
growing up as female is such a disaster lmfao. isnt she only like 22?
Her skin is flawless, what the actual shit are you talking about midwit
She looks older because she's wearing heavy eyeliner and mascara, that is all.
if you cant see she looks fricked up simply by looking at her then i dont know what to tell you. The male gaze can determines a females heatlh and a bunch of other shit simply by looking at her.
>Any guy bragging about how women can't play it just pathetic.
--->
What happens if any of the thots that get this shit done actually put weight on? Would they get weird sunken in bits in their faces?
Yes, if you remove fat cells, that's it, they don't come back
She was never "bucc'd" in the first place, she had just lost a lot of weight at the same time her natural baby fat shed away, and always has her makeup done to accent her high cheekbones. It's why she still looked normal for the most part in films where the makeup wasn't being done to her taste only.
Which is exactly what the non-morons in every Ayy thread for the last year+ had been explaining.
Yeah but like, WHEN did she get unbucc'd though? Had to have been recently
Can't say for sure when she started to put some more weight on, but I imagine it had something to do with Furiosa. I thought she looked better than usual around November I want to say, and she was stunning at the Golden Globes andater the Dunc premiere and Oscars, so it's been a good 6 months at least.
You will defeat me at chess, but I will defeat you at the game of rape
Indian moment
Reminder that chess is a "solved game" meaning that it is 90% memory. 10% "reasoning." Any guy bragging about how women can't play it just pathetic.
Chess isn't a solved game you fricking moron
It's literally famous for being one of the most widely played deterministic games that isn't solved.
Brah, supercomputers started raping humans at chess in the 80s. Now fricking desktops can do it.
And? Even the top playing engines (e.g. leela, stockfish) haven't solved the game, there are even championships for chess computer engines to play against each other
>Any guy bragging about how women can't play it just pathetic.
maybe, female are stupid otherwise. But either way, females lack the brain to invent and create new things. so if chess is just about memory, then yeah, they can do it i guess, but not really, theres a reason men still btfo girls in chess. btw, you dropped your tampon.
I lost to a girl recently.
>there are even championships for chess computer engines to play against each other
That is fricking grim. Curse Botvinik and curse Turing.
>I lost to a girl recently.
you can never lose to a girl.
>t, seething, netflix-binging woman
>she captured all 4 knights
>half of the other pieces just completely missing from the board
>7x7 board
is this ai generated?
I fricking hate chess
I fricking hate chess.com, it is infested with cheating indians
I fricking hate the zoomer chess community like gotham and nakamura
garbage game for garbage people
Just play on lichess
Does it have less indians or is it as infested as chess.com? if it is I won't even bother. Chess.com would be perfect if I coud block certain countries (india)
There are less indians and it's open source/libre and crowdfunded
So you're saying you're shittier at chess than a pajeet...
Hikaru is fine. Clearly on the spectrum but there's nothing overly annoying or offensive about him. I hate the Gotham homosexual with every fiber of my being.
>30 years ago
>humans don't believe that a computer can play chess that good
>today
>humans don't believe that a human can play chess that good
>After his loss, Kasparov said that he sometimes saw unusual creativity in the machine's moves, suggesting that during the second game, human chess players had intervened on behalf of the machine. IBM denied this, saying the only human intervention occurred between games.[26][27] Kasparov demanded a rematch, but IBM had dismantled Deep Blue after its victory and refused the rematch.[28] The rules allowed the developers to modify the program between games, an opportunity they said they used to shore up weaknesses in the computer's play that were revealed during the course of the match. Kasparov requested printouts of the machine's log files, but IBM refused, although the company later published the logs on the Internet.[29]
I enjoyed this series but, given how mad it made the incel chess community it also made me hate chesstards. Try Go sometime you morons.
Before I tried learning chess I had this image of chess players being sophisticated genius. I WAS DEAD WRONG. They are exact like the fighting game community but instead of autistically memorizing frame date they autistically memorize lines. And instead of being ripped black people, trannies and furries, they are all pasty crybabies or cheating indians
This and chess skill isn't actually correlated with IQ or intelligence, it's just pattern recognition, most of the top chess players are braindead and cannot do anything else in their life except chess since they only got to the top by obsessing over it since childhood when they had the most neuroplasticity and neglecting everything else
> This and chess skill isn't actually correlated with IQ or intelligence, it's just pattern recognition
moron
How do you cheat at online chess?
Literally just have a chess bot open on your phone next to you
How can they tell the other person is doing that? They play too fast or play better than their rating suggest?
Some moves people just aren't expected to find. Move times are also a bit of a tell. Very consistent move times regardless of the position are a huge tell.
I see
Honestly, don't worry about. People that complain about cheaters are usually bitter losers. Most cheaters are kids that turn on an engine, use no tact, and are banned very quickly. On lichess, they don't tell them they're banned, and just put them in a pool of other cheaters. Cheaters playing cheaters in their own personal hell is pretty funny.
Only thing you can do is check the move log after the match and compare it to what a bot says the optimal moves were. Then report them and hope the jannies agree that your opponent did too many sus botted moves
Hmmm ok
lol
Some of them are semi-pro tennis players that quote Rocky while bouncing on yoga balls.
She gives me the creeps, unironically. Something wrong with this woman, to say the least. Probably does some spirit cooking/satanic rituals on the side.
bet man big famous chess players... say u got a spez naz team and plotted to merk a whole tourny.. bet u ur team gets wiped way b4 showtime. som thes boys assets homie bad bad
TWO HITS I HIT YOU YOU HIT THE GROUND
Given that chess is all about autism, why aren't female autists drawn to it?
Fixation on objects and games is a male autism trait, female autism typically presents differently (focus on interpersonal relationships, that's why books are such a common female autist interest)
Correct in my experience, the female autists I've known are obsessed with fanfiction and "writing rules". Male autists obsess over objects and machines, trains are the classic example.
Chess Champion
He legit recanted the chess portion of his statements (which is hilarious)
I am actually e-girlng in my bedroom.
Highest ranked female Chess player is ranked like #2500 or something and it's a Chinese bug person
They have almost 2 billion people and that's the best they can do lol
You just pulled that out of your ass, the highest ranked female chess player is Judit Polgar and is top 100
b***h is like 50 and doesn't even play professional tournaments anymore so who's lying now?
She's commentating on the 2024 candidates right now
>beats 11 world champions
>retires to raise a family
nothing personal, kid.
based bobby
>I'm very concerned because I think the israelites want to drive the elephants to extinction because the trunk of an elephant reminds them of an uncircumcised penis. I'm absolutely serious about that... israelites are sick, they're mental cases.
-Robert James Fischer, 11th World Chess Champion
>schizo calls everyone else mentally ill
Many such cases
>best pattern noticer in the world
>is a racist misogynist
My gf actually broke up with me because I kept mocking this show, especially when she went to the big leagues.
Deserved. It's kino, there's no reason to hate it except being a chudcel
Based. Frick this gay feminist show
>durr female main character = feminist show
It's an adaptation of a novel written by a man in 1983
The only winning move is not to play.
That's tic-tac-toe, playa.
>woman hits "rock bottom"
>legs are still shaven
>armpits are also shaved
>hair is perfect
>pubic region is probably waxed too lol
Why are you all like this?
Ironically if a man is perfectly hairless that usually means he's hit rock bottom (prison/conscription/troonydom)
Chemotherapy
tfw you'll never get blackout drunk with Anya and pass out on the floor together
>This very modern eye makeup
Wasn't this set in the past? I never watched it, so I don't know.
It's set in the 60s, what the frick are you talking about "modern eye makeup"? They didn't invent mascara and eyeliner in the 2000s. She's literally copying the makeup from Shocking Blue she saw on TV in that scene
Stay mad and have a nice day
Literal moron
U mad?
He's right. have a nice day.
Wow look at this anachronistic eye makeup anon, she must have time traveled
i wish i was the wardrobe guy on her set, i'd steal all her panties
>unzip pants
>I roll to advance my landraider 15 inches
Roll for my imperial guard lasgun taking out your landraider.
roll 1d6
It will never not be funny how mad guys get as women climb the ranks in chess rankings.
This show was kino and alongside Covid totally brought Chess fully into the 21st Century, where it had (mostly) failed to properly utilize the internet to appeal to more people
I don't like chess because until you get to the top 0.01% it's just about how much openings you can remember.
I'd rather play Go / Baduk where only the first 3-4 moves are predictable and then it's open.
>it's just about how much openings you can remember.
Openings are essential, but you can't win just by memorising some, you need to know principles and some end game theory if you want to beat a player who isn't braindead.
Just play Fischerandom bro. No opening theory whatsoever. Open from move 1.
its not that much to learn all the basic openings and you will be playing against people your range regardless
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whats the point of getting into chess now that ai is getting better at playing than humans
>now that ai is getting better at playing than humans
You're a few generations late
I think the point is back then it took super computers. Today, your cell phone can beat a grandmaster.
whats the point of weightlifting if forklifts exist?
You can’t honestly be comparing chess to weightlifting. One has exponential benefits to your entire life. The other gets you a higher number on a website and bragging rights to your psued friends
They're both meaningless in the grand soup
>improving your life is meaningless
>being a fake nihilist online for anonymous clout
If you truly believe that why havnt you killed your self
Because I don't feel like it
What I mean is people can choose to devote their life to whatever they want, and it doesn't make them any better or worse.
My entire point is that one does make you objectively and demonstrably better
>arbitrary activity 1 (strength/agility) is better than arbitrary activity 2 (mental pattern recognition) because... well, it just is, okay???
Being physically fit improves your happiness, overall physical health, mental health, longevity, quality of life in advanced age, mental cognition, attractiveness to sexual partners, attractiveness to platonic partners(ie promotions, general likability). You literally live a longer, happier life with better opportunities when fit. Being good at chess means you’re good at chess. The fact that you think these are even remotely on the same level of beneficial is fricking sad. I say this without a hint of irony or malice- please get off the internet and join a gym anon. 6 months from now youll thank yourself and kick yourself for taking so long
There’s zero reason you can’t do both. But i agree comparing playing chess.com on your phone and watching zoomer chess sois on twitch to being healthy is pants on head moronic and weapons grade copium. Ignore the fatties here
>chess has no benefits to your life
giga brainlet detected
Name one. Literally name a single one
Improves cognition, teaches planning, patience, visualization... are you fricking kidding?
Most importantly, it's fun as balls, as opposed to mindlessly doing reps.
>chess improves cognition
Lmaooooo. Jesus Christ man. Practicing chess makes you better at… chess. Full stop. Nobody is out here squeezing in games of chess so they score better on the mcat
No, but I bet you the highest scoring testers all have brainy hobbies. The brain is a muscle. Use it or lose it, chump.
Wow all the same mental benefits as gardening, house chores, or weight lifting with none of the physical or material ones
Helps against dementia
I concede that’s a good point. If you’re getting on in years chess would be a great hobby to exercise your brain
>If you’re getting on in years
you can get dementia in your 30s. by your logic, you don't need to get physically active until "you’re getting on in years" too
Ive never met or heard of anyone getting dementia in their 30s. But sure, pretend I said lift weights and never read a book and avoid intelligence like the plague. Whatever justifies your obesity anon
I've never heard of anyone dropping dead from a heart attack in their 30s (it happens too btw). What's your point?
you know goddam well what my point is you fat frick
>philistine so mad he had to post twice
I have a higher Elo and more muscle definition than you btw.
Post body
I’ll send you $500 bitcoin if you post a time stamped photo of yourself. Write your elo on those cut abs anon
I already posted it
your move, big guy
>im handsome and smart!
>I don’t believe you, prove it
>hahaha no!
Very cool. About what I expect from a Cheeto inhaling chess soi
seethe.
>being chess makes you smart! Its just as good as staying in shape
>cannot follow a conversation
Really activates the almonds
Why are you acting like you can only ever choose either chess or working out? This isn't a shitty YA novel where people have to act according to their pre-chosen factions, you can do both.
Nobody said you can’t. I said one is better. Just like you don’t have to choose between having a million dollars and a can of rc cola. You can certainly have both. But objectively one is better. And pretending they’re the same is hilarious
>rc cola
Childhood core memory unlocked
That’s a good point. If you’re getting on in years, moving iron would be a great hobby to exercise your arms. Not nearly as good as cardio tho.
>good point
Good is a strong word. Its pretty obvious to anyone who isn’t a fat moron coping with their chess.com elo
It's pretty obvious that he's mocking this
post you autists
You think cardio is a better exercise for arms than lifting weights? Are you fricking moronic?
This has been my entire point man. These fat fricking morons are so oblivious to what exercise even is they can’t even feign an argument. The irony here is that they’re supposed to be smarter than me because they play chess online
Maybe he’s walking on his hands
>training arms vs training entire body and cardiovascular system
lmao! jesus christ, man. it's like rc cola and a million bucks.. n shiet
you can say that about literally any electronic game
Get out of my seat, prostitute. I was away for one second..
I like when she had dark hair
Wyd if she's losing an intense match against you, so she starts rubbing her stocking covered feet against your crotch in an attempt to make you play worse?
Why is there so much coomer content in this thread? Isn't that a show about a girl playing chess? I haven't seen it.
For me it's how they just take random individualwordsand justkinda mashthemup however they feellike. Just imagine writing a normal sentence and then removing 40-60% of all the spaces. Makes their writing remind me of those people who can't process things on one side of their vision, so when they draw a face half of it looks fine then the rest is shit, but they'll swear they just drew a normal face.
I WANT TO RAPE HER THROAT SO MUCH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
SEEX SEEEEEEEEEEEX SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>checkmate
>Your move
She's objectively unattractive. A 4/10. Incredibly, and impressive, how the media has convinced (brainwashed) so many into thinking she's beautiful. b***h is just plain old ugly.
I was going to layout the pieces in OP’s pic to in an overhead view to show why this game does not make any sense, but then I realized the board only has 7 squares going across. What the frick?
Um, AI xisters, our response?
>only has 7 squares
It's actually a 7x8 board, which I think it's a worse mistake.
>How to play 7x8 chess:
>The rules are the same as regular chess, except for these changes...
>*video is 45 minutes long*
It's actually worse than that. Look at the back rank. There are 8 squares closest to her, but 7 squares closest to the camera, it's some lovecraftian non euclidean geometry shit
it is 8x8 doofus, the rightmost column just fades out of view
for the record OP: Qf5++
>280 posts until the winning move
shamefur dispray Cinemaphile
How can you tell what is going on?
only the A column is fading out, the rest is a clearly visible chess board
Real chess kino would be Kasparov v Polgar. It's a great story and it really happened.
Nobody knows or cares who those gays are. Thats why they made a fictional story about a hot girl
Chess is gay and any adult who takes it seriously as a hobby is equal levels of cringe as a Disney adult. Unironically have more respect for those ymca hoopers who take the game too seriously. At least they’re working up a sweat and staying in shape in their middle age
She killed it in the Menu
do women really behave like this when they're upset?
Drunk women in the 1960s? yeah
Do u?
We are monkeys tryna figure things out. Only thing that sets us apart is reproductive organs and hormones... ppl are different and act different ways, the only way men and women are different is how they survived, given their specs
Cringe
I'm not autistic enough to be good at chess
You're all forgetting about chess clubs. It's a great thing for social gainz and hanging around based boomers and bright kids is always a blast.
>gets bishop out
>Ohhh, it's the Bishop!
>Can you BELIEVE it?
>The bishop is out of the contest! That means the King is up against the Queen and two of her pawns!
>Is he up to the task you think?
>He has done it before! Now he has to do it for his sister, whom the Queen put in the hospital!
>There are personal stakes here. Although outnumbered, it won't be an easy fight.
I am 100% confident there is a collegehumor or similar low budget skit out there where some guys commentate a game of chess like a contact sport.
I haven't personally seen anything like that before, but I would be shocked if no one has done it.
I remember collegehumor. What happened man
We got older, and they didn't stay the same age.