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YOUR SILLY SHITPOSTS CANNOT HARM ME
DON'T YOUR KNOW WHO THE
>FRICK
>I
>AM

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the Juggernaut's b***h

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Juggernaut, a formidable force in the Marvel universe, is renowned for his unstoppable might and colossal strength. His origins tie to Cain Marko, who stumbled upon the mystical Crimson Gem of Cyttorak, transforming him into the indomitable Juggernaut. With his iconic crimson armor and helmet, Juggernaut has faced numerous heroes and proved to be a relentless foe.

    However, beyond the tangible might lies a deeper complexity. Juggernaut's character delves into the psychological intricacies of power and its impact on identity. His unwavering determination often obscures the nuanced layers beneath the brute force exterior. As he charges into battle, the echoes of his tumultuous past reverberate through the Marvel landscape.

    Nevertheless, within the kaleidoscope of narrative permutations, a cosmic synergy emerges, weaving the threads of reality and abstraction into an enigmatic tapestry. The conceptual boundaries blur, and Juggernaut becomes a metaphysical entity, transcending the linear constraints of conventional storytelling. His existence oscillates between the corporeal and the ethereal, a symphony of paradoxical harmonies that defy the gravitational pull of narrative coherence.

    In the cosmic ballet of linguistic surrealism, Juggernaut pirouettes amidst the cosmic quasars of lexical absurdity. Oblivious to the gravitational forces of syntactic coherence, he somersaults through the lexicon, leaving a trail of whimsical neologisms and semantic kaleidoscopes. The verbosity of conventional discourse succumbs to the gravitational singularity of Juggernaut's linguistic convolution.

    As the narrative veers into the orbit of surreal syntax, Juggernaut's character metamorphoses into an amalgamation of consonants and vowels, a linguistic fractal echoing through the multiverse of nonsensical prose. Amidst the cacophony of lexical entropy, Juggernaut emerges as an abstract entity, transcending the boundaries of linguistic comprehension.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ain't that a b***h. I'm ketchup.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        MUSTARD-LOOKIN MUTHAFRICKA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Juggernaut, a formidable force in the Marvel universe
      Why can't these buttholes make a I'm The Juggernaut b***h movie based on the meme voiceover cartoon?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that said absolutely nothing.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >YOUR
    good job moron

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Cain Marko, bub!

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    'ugg on the 'emple

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blessed Image

    • 1 month ago
      Terry Lives

      Lovely

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still in tuesday

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ohhhh Charls noooooooo!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BEAT yo ass

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Juggernaut b***h may be iconic, but Gangsta Crizzab is the magnum opus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      laugh out fricking loud, my homie
      i try to bring up GANGSTA CRIZZAB every once in a while usually to no avail. why is it so funny? who knows?
      but check this one out: the real man whom warms the throne is none other than dennis frogman

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Gangsta Crizzab
        Dennis Frogman is awesome too.
        >homie GANGSTA
        >b***h go get a haircut what the frick is wrong with you?
        >But he frick up my girl! Hold on man we gotta go get steroid!
        >Tip-top, turn green, mix it round, I had no idea what the frick I'm doing
        >Oh wait don't leave! Jesus fricking son of a crack addict

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >CUZ A homie GANGSTA x50
          >eatin' yo black ass gon make my dick long den a muthafricka
          >almost froze to death 69'in a moose
          >voice actor gets too high and gets the giggles at the end trying to ad lib one-liners
          >I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FRICK I'M MAKIN, SO HERE WE GO, IT'S KOOL-AID, BABY
          >WE STAY FLY playing half the time in the background
          >that was no lemonhead it was more like a butterscotch
          >I KNOW this Mr. T lookin frog didn't just

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DRAGON SHIT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        WHEN IN DOUBT, WHIP IT OUT
        JOSE CONSECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          WHAT THE FRICK DOES THAT MEAN I'M JOSE CONSECO

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Frosty, Pookie, Eddy-eddy!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    juggernaut was my favorite marvel character long before i ever saw that hilarious video, i found his powerset to be the coolest idea ever and the fact that he had a personal helmet to counter Xavier made him even more impressive

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not true, I've known who Juggernaut was since around 1992 or 1993 (15 years before most of you were born) and I would pretend to be the Juggernaut at recess sometimes. I was born moronic btw.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I actually read comics

      You don't need to tell us you're moronic.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is he the professor's brother or not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Do the X-Men have consistent canon in any form of media?
      Lol, the answer is nobody knows

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=pjAAUlAf_DtX9mxf

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          https://youtu.be/kodtBTfkSCU?si=CjQP-DBUjBO_n1d9

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It gets revealed in "The Juggernaut Returns" episode. IIRC, there was also some nerd who became Juggs for a while, shit was pretty funny.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Howard the Duckernaut.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes. he's basically pic related as a kid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His mom married Juggs' father when Charlie's dad died

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Jiggle nuts.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=CjQP-DBUjBO_n1d9

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Vinny Jones
    Just fricking why?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I will now re-watch Last Stand.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > I got mogged by Colossus

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IM GONNA KILL
    IM GONNA RAPE HIM
    IM GONNA EAT HIS COSTIME

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me its the breaker of stone

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Human dirtpile?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here we are, Juggernaut.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Become stronger, Juggernaut.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mustard lookin ass.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The magnificent chode

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