Your time is coming soon zoomers, i can only hope you suffer like me

Your time is coming soon zoomers, i can only hope you suffer like me

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How old are you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      69

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can millennials go one single thread without mentioning us?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Soon enough we'll never have to think about you again, zoom zoom

      Good luck

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because you'll have Alzheimers? That's not really something to be proud of.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Repent zoom zoom

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, you're that repulsive. Imagine a group of people are sitting in a room, but there's a six foot high pile of moist elephant shit in the same room. Imagine expecting the group to stop mentioning the elephant shit.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's happening to the zoomers? Some kind of genocide? I'm actually interested because they ruined my website.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Someday in the future they won't be with "it" anymore, and they'll become just as bitter, nostalgic and resentful as most of the millenials that browse this website.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why would zoomers be bitter? They've only ever experienced Cinemaphile at its worst and they're okay with it because they're the problem. They'll never understand how Millennials feel.
        Zoomers are like immigrants. If they suffer at any point in their lives then it's their presence that caused the place to deteriorate so nobody should sympathise. I don't give a frick about them. I'll be filtering their threads until I'm fricking dead.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It happened to me with pic related. I just didn't understand why people would watch others play games instead of playing themselves.

    Have been out of touch with zoomies since.

    I can see Generation Z complaining about how Generation Z+ wears glass buttplugs, fricks kids, and huffs bleach though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the pic related

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sheeesh them fricking them kidzz and glass bruh fr fr on god no cap

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the sad thing is that language you used as satire is already stale and zoomers dont use that slang anymore

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Sheeesh bruh
          No cap?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the pic related

      I didn't understand until I had kids and watching other people play video games is as close as I can get to actually playing video games.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just turned 31

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I turned 32 last week and I've been on Cinemaphile since I was 17 or 18

      I really am here forever

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        turned 32 in january, been here since I was 15

        Based

        [...]
        33. kind of wish i was dead. love Cinemaphile though i make no apologies for being here forever

        I wish you were feeling better about life anon. Cinemaphile is a lot of fun when you want to shit around on the internet. Jannies been acting real out of control lately though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          lol that captcha. thanks man, i'm not doing well but i will eventually. might move just to mix my life up.

          [...]
          That's a shame. I missed out on the opportunity of asking out a girl I had a crush on way back then. The girls these days, my age and younger...they aren't decent anymore. Like I'm not expecting to have some super model. Just someone who's homely and cute.

          yeah women are fricking weird now. even qt's i grew up with are looking like the worst of zoomers, dyke haircuts etc.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is the year I leave forever. Others have left, so why can't I?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I turned 33 last month and I've been on Cinemaphile since I was 14.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I've been on Cinemaphile since I was 14.

          How do you even know? I've been here so long that it's just all a blur. I'm not sure how people know when they arrived.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I see not a single dicksucking homosexual wants to explain that they're a fricking liar and there's not a single oldgay left that isn't me. I need to go hide every thread on the front page then refresh and hide any that aren't hidden.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My memory is really fuzzy but I think the breadcrumb trail went something like this:
            DDR Extreme on PS2 -> DDR Freak forums -> Bemani Style forums -> /b/
            I really liked that you didn't have to register an account to post.
            My memory gets stronger around the 2006+ memes.
            I remember Mootxico, Duckroll, W.T. Snacks, when the whole board was frozen with ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH, a GET on /b/ with a bunch of I AM A HUGE homosexual, PLEASE RAPE MY FACE spam, Hal Turner, Scientology raids, Boxxy, when Trollface was Coolface, etc. I was in the world's first Rickroll in 2007 Cinemaphile with the GTA IV trailer bait & switch because I remember wanting to get home to see that trailer but the servers were overloaded.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Longcat, Slowpoke, wiener Mongler, Brian Peppers. I probably split time with YTMND and eBaumsWorld (I know) around this time.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't recognise a lot of that stuff. It's probably because I didn't participate even back then. It's crazy how the internet lets you talk to the rest of the planet and I still don't like any of them.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Longcat, Slowpoke, wiener Mongler, Brian Peppers. I probably split time with YTMND and eBaumsWorld (I know) around this time.

            My memory is really fuzzy but I think the breadcrumb trail went something like this:
            DDR Extreme on PS2 -> DDR Freak forums -> Bemani Style forums -> /b/
            I really liked that you didn't have to register an account to post.
            My memory gets stronger around the 2006+ memes.
            I remember Mootxico, Duckroll, W.T. Snacks, when the whole board was frozen with ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH, a GET on /b/ with a bunch of I AM A HUGE homosexual, PLEASE RAPE MY FACE spam, Hal Turner, Scientology raids, Boxxy, when Trollface was Coolface, etc. I was in the world's first Rickroll in 2007 Cinemaphile with the GTA IV trailer bait & switch because I remember wanting to get home to see that trailer but the servers were overloaded.

            I'm about to turn 36, and have been here since 2004. I'm almost an originalgay.I witnessed the towercat get. I always point that one out because nobody else seems to remember that was a thing.
            But I can clearly date myself because I remember discovering in German class in highschool that the school blocked the main Cinemaphile page, but not any of the boards specifically.
            I'd also like to point out to other real oldgays that if you want to go on a nostalgia trip, the Flash page is still up. Play some superwaha and watch some Cinemaphile city or something.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't want a nostalgia trip. Nostalgia is fricking worthless because it makes current times look worse. I think I know who Waha is, though. Isn't that the little girl from 2chan? I downloaded her game just to jerk off because it was in Japanese and I can't read moon runes. It was called Suigetsu.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I was just saying that shit is still there. Watching some of it now is kind of surreal, there are memes that I remember knowing at the time, but I can't remember the context of now.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I know practically the exact day I discovered this site because it was a life-changing experience for me, and I have a good memory in general. I was lurking anime forums on my laptop, on a rainy day while on vacation with my family in summer 06. Someone mentioned Cinemaphile on Cinemaphile and I went and checked it out. Liked it. Then I decided to check out /b/. There was a bunch of CP and gore. I closed it out and lived in fear that my parents or the FBI was gonna find out. Didn't go back for a long time.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Seems like all oldgays started on forums. I know I did. My forum was for Warcraft 3 but I'm pretty sure it's gone now or I could go check if I ever mentioned Cinemaphile to figure out when I came here. I actually regret asking because I don't think it matters.
              I never like gore and CP never bothered me unless it was like a baby or something.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                One of the first gifs I saw was that one where the guy shits on an infant so yeah.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Mmm, I know what you're talking about. Cinemaphile was so edgy back then. Meatspin, lemonparty, tubgirl. Fricking clowns. They would link to that shit for fun to troll people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I turn 32 at the end of the year and I've been here since I was 14

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I turned 32 last week and I've been on Cinemaphile since I was 17 or 18

      I really am here forever

      turned 32 in january, been here since I was 15

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I turned 32 last week and I've been on Cinemaphile since I was 17 or 18

      I really am here forever

      33. kind of wish i was dead. love Cinemaphile though i make no apologies for being here forever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I turned 32 last week and I've been on Cinemaphile since I was 17 or 18

      I really am here forever

      I will be 38 tomorrow. The fun never stops!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are zoomer girls hot? I can imagine a whole surplus of single zoomerettes when WW3 kicks off.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are when theyre not having pink and purple hair, a bunch of shit tattoos and nose cow piercings, or sort of those baggy, high waisted lesbian looking pants that go up to their breasts.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the hot ones are very hot, but most of them are landwhales or tattoo'd to holy hell. not as pretty as girls my age where growing up. but then some are instathot insanely hot

        That's a shame. I missed out on the opportunity of asking out a girl I had a crush on way back then. The girls these days, my age and younger...they aren't decent anymore. Like I'm not expecting to have some super model. Just someone who's homely and cute.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the hot ones are very hot, but most of them are landwhales or tattoo'd to holy hell. not as pretty as girls my age where growing up. but then some are instathot insanely hot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I already feel like that. There no need to wish any suffering on me. Although I wonder, do most people feel out of touch with the younger members of its cohort? Picture baby boomers born in 1946 vs boomers born in late 50s.

      It's really a mixed bag in my opinion and it depends on where you live. You find girls that are out right smoking model tier, some that are sweet and cute, then some that are hot garbage. It pretty subjective to what you like, just as any other generation. However, my issue is with the trends that some would pick up. When I lived in a popular city there were lots of girls with piercing, odd coloured dyed hair, tattoos that they can't explain why they've got them. Then besides that, they convince themselves that they have to fit within an aesthetic or fashion style, preferably an emo, goth, or some weird alternative early 2000s fashion that I'm not really a fan of. Contrast this to me moving to a smaller but decently sized town, girls dress a bit basic but look much nicer. Though once in a while I can catch a glimpse of someone walking around with hundreds of pins on their jacket.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Picture baby boomers born in 1946 vs boomers born in late 50s
        Society didn't change much in the baby boomer years, that's why they span 2 decades. A 46' boomer could relate more with a 64' boomer more than a 81 millenial can with a 96 zoomer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say so.

      the hot ones are very hot, but most of them are landwhales or tattoo'd to holy hell. not as pretty as girls my age where growing up. but then some are instathot insanely hot

      Not really. Only the ones on Twitter are like that and they're the minority.

      You can find a crop topped, flat tummied girl in malls and carnivals pretty easily.

      I wish you both the best of luck.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    did millenials also talk like morons in their youth? I'm one and I don't remember anything as moron sounding like zoomer speak fr fr no cap bussin

    I just remember everyone calling each other noobs and pwning each other

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No there wasn't a whole lot of Black folkpeak "back then". And we could use the term "gay" to mean "stupid" or "lame"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't remember anything as moron sounding like zoomer speak
      millennials invented pupper doggerino floof chonker shit and they did that when they were in their 20s and 30s, not even teenagers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >did millenials also talk like morons in their youth?
      Everyone did. Doesn't matter what generation.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone did

        Speak for yourself. I could go find forum posts I made as a teenager and I probably sound the same as I do now. Do you actually thing a person's intelligence changes as they age? because it doesn't.
        I'm certain Zoomers are dumber than Millennials just like Millennials are dumber on average compared to Gen X.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do you actually think*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Millennial language that isn't used today:

      >gay/gay derogatorily
      >sick (positively)
      >burger flipper
      >biatch
      >pwned
      >uber

      Millennial trends that don't exist anymore
      >goth (replaced with trans)
      >metrosexual (replaced with gay/trans)
      >emo (replaced with trans)
      >sk8ers (replaced with ???)
      >preppy (replaced with just being straight, which is rare)
      >Jocks (all zoomies are overweight and unathletic)
      >stoners (all zoomies do drugs)
      >christian/purity rings (all zoomies are atheist)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >goth
        >millenial trend
        Holy shit you are a fricking dumbass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >did millenials also talk like morons in their youth?
      I remember from being a Skater bro that we used "rad" and "sick" a lot and called each other dude all the time. When we played vidya we used we used to pwn. We also called each other gay a lot.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >We also called each other gay a lot.

        I didn't use gay much because it's like the N word for Christians.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I remember I was upset with my friend once I angrily called him a homosexual because that's the worst thing I could think of. It's tough to make fun of white people so calling them homos is like all you have. I bet it cut him because my friends are Chads so it's actually insulting if people think you're gay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It was actually even more moronic. Where I grew up there were a ton of whigger homosexuals who would say shit like "foh shizzle my nizzle", "what up G", "nawmsayin", "word up", and so on, and have rap battles in the hallways. Zoomers are hardly more cringe than that shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        hahahaha I could never tell if they were being serious or ironic with that shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Some were ironic, the really dumb ones were unironic. I had a super moronic "friend" who lived in a trailer with his single mom, wore a durag and wanted to be a rapper unironically, and put his lyrics on his myspace.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer here, I was always a le wrong generation gay, I hate zoomer culture so much it's unreal, so I already don't give a shit.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 26 soon
    Ive wasted my life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same.
      It's time to start shooting.
      The corona hoax stole a huge proportion of our lives.
      israelites, their golem need to pay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same.
      It's time to start shooting.
      The corona hoax stole a huge proportion of our lives.
      israelites, their golem need to pay.

      It's all downhill from here zoom zooms

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >wishing suffering on others
    You deserve it, bro

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers will have it worse than us, if anything i feel profound sorrow for them

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was always like that since 2013.
    The world went to shit when Flipnote Hatena shut down

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Flipnote Hatena

      I don't even know what that is and had to look it up. I think I may have seen some of those drawings on Cinemaphile because I used to browse Cinemaphile.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I miss the era of badass stick fights

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >stick fights

          I remember seeing this crap on Newgrounds.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I realized I was already too far gone to follow any more trends when dubstep became popular
    I am 36

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're 6 years older than me so you probably have it worse. I'm only 30 and I don't know what's going on on this site anymore. I posted in a thread for a movie recently and I was one of three people. Someone mentioned the book so I read a chapter of the book and then the thread archived. That's my Cinemaphile experience in 2023.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick I'm also 36 and kinda feel the same way. I listen to the same shit I listened pretty much 20 years ago, and ocasionally some new band that sounds similar to the stuff I like. I pretty much still dress the same as I did around 2012 or so. Guess it's ogre.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    THIS. Nothing more satisfying in life than being a crab. Seriously, I've held my friends back for years just so i don't get left behind.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >millenials get dunked on by boomers for theiir entire life
    >when millenials get their turn to be on top they get relentlessly bullied by zoomers for being 40+ and still being obsessed with Harry Potter and Disney
    It's not fair...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >caring what zoomers think

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All those 90s Japanese cars are going to be so cheap

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watch old stuff i enjoy
    >still find plenty of old yet new to me stuff
    >same with vidya
    not my problem

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why was Abraham such a fricking dick to Homer? Always trying to put him down and make him feel miserable for no reason at all.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It won't work the same. Zooms have no standards to begin with. They'll continue consuming any mindless shit til they croak.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who talks about muh generation or boomers or anything to do with when they were born is moronic. There will always be an amount of good people and an amount of bad people. I can get along with anyone and will always find something to connect with them about. If you can't say the same then you're the one with the problem and you need to work on it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You sound dumb.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I can get along with anyone

      Why are you in a thread complaining about the website then? Go talk to everyone since you can "get along" with them. I can't get along with anyone and that's why I'm here. What a homosexual. Wish I was on my PC so I could Cinemaphile X hide this homosexual but I've been up all night.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You sound angry fren. Try being happy sometime and you will find people are more likely to engage with you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'm always angry and people still reply to me so I think I'll be okay. I don't actually want to speak to anyone. This just seemed like the angry people general.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    30s bros... in the 2060s Cinemaphile is going to be a bunch of 70 year olds talking about how 1997-2003 were the good old days. We're going to be like the boomers on IRC or BBSs. New blood doesn't really come in to Cinemaphile. They all like Reddit and TikTok. Young people don't understand the posting format.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >New blood doesn't really come in to Cinemaphile.

      Spoken like a newbie. I saw a thread recently where someone called the movie 300 racist. That's just one of a million times I've seen the word racist used on Nu Cinemaphile and it would never get used back then because it was agreed that we were. New blood doesn't come in; What a fricking joke. The truth is the complete oppposite. It's all new people now. If you don't believe me then frick off from this thread because it's the only one I have open. Go talk to the women, children and shitskins of Nu Cinemaphile and tell me there's any Cinemaphile left. There isn't. You wouldn't know because you're not Cinemaphile.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure we do it ironically for the (You)s.

        Edit: Thanks for the Gold.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can zoomers even play guitar?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes I can, but I switched over to the piano

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Us Zoomers are the greatest generation and anyone who disagrees is just jealous because they aren't the greatest generation like we are.

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