>Youre a russian. >No sir, Im from Ukraine

>You’re a russian
>No sir, I’m from Ukraine

I don’t get it, aren’t they basically the same thing?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are swedes danes?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      no one cares

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason why eurabians even have countries anymore is a. for soccer and b. so they can compete for which "country" can import the most ahmeds, mehmets and mamadous.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Six of one, half-dozen the other.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who cares, they're both white.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Danes are German

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much, even though they have different languages they can understand each other, and not because they learn each other's languages but because they're basically the same.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you're an american
    >no sir, i'm from texas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking based republic of Texas

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This makes more sense as Texas act differently from America. Only places that behave differently are the state of Florida city of Chicago, Camden New Jersey, Detroit Michigan and Las Vegas.
      L.A and New York City Seattle turn into annoying gayville.
      Turns out all you have to do to be different from the other states is to have more gun violence and drug and human trafficking. What is the fun without those things?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Texas act differently from America
        No, they don't. They act tough then cry like a b***h for help when it snows.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >florida
        you don't know what you're talking about moron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wanna bet your life on it.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've only fricking lived here for 20 years, yeah I think I will.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are Leafs Burgers?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're American?
    >No, I'm from Texas

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two different countries
    >but they're really close bro and they sound and look kinda the same to me
    Are you a Canadian, then?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If America owned Canada for the last 200 years then Canada became its own nation in the last 5 years, of course people will be confused if Canada is different from America.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so russia is ukranian then?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You will make russian buttholes burn like rocket engines.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we used to own a place so therefore it's ours for all time
        Return Poland's rightful clay, then.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's rightful Sverige clay you non existent countryhomosexual. Kalmar union 2 but nuke Denmark and Malmo.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Poland
          >Not just a pit stop for Germans & Frenchies

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            most geographically&historically aware amerikek, señores

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          God, the Poles are such homosexuals. They always talk mad shit but they've always historically been fricked by either Germans or Russians. Only recently they've gained quasi-independence since the fall of the eastern bloc. You're basically Ireland in nationhood status.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no country could survive between two cultural behemoths
            Poland did pretty well all things considered

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            kij ci w nery cwelu

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >God, the Poles are such homosexuals. They always talk mad shit but they've always historically been fricked by either Germans or Russians. Only recently they've gained quasi-independence since the fall of the eastern bloc. You're basically Ireland in nationhood status.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            History started in 1871. My epic Paradox video game said so. It also said my chin is huge.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >see, there was a time Poland wasn't constantly divided between its neighboring countries

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE WHITE
    NO IM FROM AMERICA

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You`re american?
    >No goyim, my homeland is Israel.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans really are ignorant of history. Ukraine wasn't even within the territory of Russia until like the 18th century.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So is Alaska Russian ?

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Americans conservatives obsessed with advocating for Russian imperial interests?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how we all collectively forgot that Ukraine was a corrupt shit hole on par with Russia. Hell, even now Zelensky embezzled billions from Americans sending them free shit, but we can't do anything about it because he keeps threatening that Russia will win if we stop.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had a pro russian colleague
      an absolute basedboy
      completely brainwashed by russian propaganda
      I could feel the distress in his being
      I have to admit the work of russian propaganda agents is insanely efficient

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not, they're just obsessed with advocating for whatever is the opposite of the left. Whenever something new comes up they sit on their hands waiting for some kind of general consensus or picture to build up, then if it lands more to the left they proclaim that to be "soi" and go hard in the opposite direction no matter what it is.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No they're different.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    America had many opportunities to destroy Russia in the last century. Maybe America just prefers Russia to be like that. Maybe Russia is under full control of CIA.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch hypernormalization. America can't exist without positioning herself in opposition to third world moronic dictators like putin, husajn, assad or whatever kim is ruling north korea right now

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't exist
        We have the most affluent economy in the entire world. The frick are you on about Sergei?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm not talking about economy. I'm talking about ideological values that hold the country together. USA will always need a villain. Luckily for them, there's plenty of morons like monke in the world

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why would we NEED a villain? Our values are not defined by a foreign enemy. By the signs of it though, you're at the very least adversarial. 🙂

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Our values are not defined by a foreign enemy
              they literally are. And i'm not adversarial. I'm from Poland. USA is our best fren ever

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The US is so diverse at this point that believing that we ALL have a common enemy is completely daft. If anything our greatest enemy is ourselves.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino military parades:

    Wehrmacht and Red Army, Friends forever!

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No sir, I'm Fromkin Tuckee
    What did Fromkin mean by this?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're a Cinemaphilener
    >No sir, I'm from Cinemaphile

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aren’t they basically the same thing?
    yes

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