>You're going to watch season two, right?

>You're going to watch season two, right Cinemaphile?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Without a doubt. I just wish they were longer episodes.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Mike Adriano?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's Zach Hadel.
      Rich Evans is so proud of his connection to him that he casually namedropped him during the last BOTW.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hearing Zach's voice I never would have thought he looked like a squinty eyed hillbilly.
        But surely he has to realize that associating with RLM is only going to hurt him down the line.
        He'd have been much better off going to visit the Channel Awesome team, fans of his have been aching for a Nostalgia Critic team up for years now.
        No one gives a frick about those homosexuals in RLM.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are a HILLBILLY
          you live on a FARM

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Havent watched it. Which moment?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Surreal seeing these homies in the same room

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did he? I saw the last botw and don't remember anything like it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's Zach Hadel.
          Rich Evans is so proud of his connection to him that he casually namedropped him during the last BOTW.

          this is stupid. I'm watching the episode. Rich said the word "zach" that's it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you dumb?
            The moment he said Zach, everyone’s eyes lit up because they understood the reference. Mike is obsessed with callbacks too and he called it an especially good joke because Rich elevated a low tier factual joke with a callback.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I completely forgot that Mike did the voice of Desmond in episode 1

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm surprised that they didn't just make him Mr. Plinkett.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BOTW with Zach Hadel soon?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, frick this guy. He's a prick. Back in 2017 at Emerald City Comic-Con him and some bald c**t with a beard were walking along the dealers room, wasting peoples time, spending like 5-10 minutes each haggling people down before ultimately not buying anything. My stores booth was there selling a bunch of rare Valiant Comics merch, and Zach WASTED 35 minutes haggling with one of my employees before ultimately agreeing on a price for a replica of Turoks bow and arrow, and this fricking absolute sack of shit, he snaps his fingers to the bald guy, and baldy pulls out a wallet stuffed to the brim with a bunch of monopoly money and hands a 500 piece over, and asks for the change. Security had to escort them out, and my guy was so upset he couldn't stop crying and I had to send him home.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds based, frick comictards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek ik this is bait but i wish this was true, i want to believe zach made some comicgay cry

        i can't believe i have to point out that it was a joke

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You fail to estimate how many low iq roam this place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek ik this is bait but i wish this was true, i want to believe zach made some comicgay cry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did the bald guy have a beard?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard Zach poured boiling tar on some girl at Magfest in 2014 and it got swept under the rug

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Magfest is a fricking shit show. Every year there's some insane story that just gets buried by "the community". Tomar burning his wife with a cigarette, Ego Raptor hitting that fedex guy in the mouth with a rocks glass, Raul from Protomen brandishing a gun on a city bus, etc.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Surely all in-jokes, right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tomar burning his wife with a cigarette
          Isn't that the reddit circle jerk jokes around Tomar is that he's actually an evil prick?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tomar's a deeply mentally unwell person who's well known for flying off the handle at a moments notice. Most of the OneyPlays videos are edited as heavily as they are because of his constant outbursts that would get them demonetized or the channel deleted entirely.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This place used to be enjoyable before homosexuals like you joined.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Raul from Protomen brandishing a gun on a city bus
          he actually does this if you ask him about act 3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was boiling milk but that did happen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          could a sworn it was boiling milk

          Shut the frick up, Chris.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        could a sworn it was boiling milk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard Zach punched Veronica and thats really why she left

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based Pebbles giving what for to these nasty bawds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then he went to the grocery store and tried to steal 15 milky way bars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >some bald c**t
      Hey look it’s Tomar.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New copypasta?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lmfao at this guy trying to look handsome when he's a freak with a weird nasal voice, reminder it took him quite a long time to reveal his face back in the day and when he did show up at a live event he was a twerp with glasses

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a photoshopped picture where someone elongated his face. even so, Zach publicly poses with this weird expression all of the time to pull a Dream face reveal by trying to fake his lack of facial features. Irl he looks a little scary and malnourished, as if he was made out of tissue paper and Elmer’s glue with loose hair picked off of a barbershop floor slapped on it to make some patchy facial hair.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's incredibly self conscious about his appearance since he used to look pretty rough, which is why he always is basically mewing in photos.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus. I guess he lost some weight and took the glasses off. I wonder how he sees now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think he's mentioned having gotten lasic before.

            Well, he collects Nazi gold and Nazi daggers with israelite blood on them, so no, probably not. He's not a Nazi either obviously, I'd just assume a israelite would consider owning those things and sleeping with them underneath your bed (where he has claimed to keep both) would be bad.

            >Well, he collects Nazi gold and Nazi daggers with israelite blood on them
            this is the thing I find funniest about people trying to cancel Zach, they're always unaware of the absolute goldmine that sleepycast would be to them, and instead try to scour his tweets and oneyplays appearances instead. It's like how there was that schizo trying to make him out as a neopuritan because of some shit he said on oneyplays, meanwhile back in the sleepycast days he was so edgy he would be depicted as hitler in sleepycast animations.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I am amazed that nobody has ever brought up the time on Sleepycast he gave evidence the Holocaust didn't happen as a joke. He didn't mean it and argued against Holocaust denial on OneyPlays but the Twitter cancel types don't care.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I remember that
                >doing a bit where sonebody walk in on you mid out-of-context conversation
                >"LOOK I'M NOT SAYING IT DIDN'T HAPPEN I JUST DON'T THINK IT WAS SIX MILLION, HUH WHAT?"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want it to get cancelled, so he'll go back to being a regular on Oneyplays. He's way funnier on there. The best episode of the first season was the pilot.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Hype for Smiling Friends 2 is gone. It's so over. Getting cancelled for sure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It apparently has a *really* low budget. Adult Swim is still running all sorts of crap nobody cares about, Smiling Friends is their biggest show right now bar Rick and Morty.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was the biggest show last season... hype is at zero. I assume most of the other slop is just money laundering / Hollywood accounting / funded by NGOs for nefarious purposes. Smiling friends is clearly a real show that needs to actually make money unlike most garbage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nefarious purposes
          Zach, is that you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No but I taught Zach everything he knows on how to be a funny guy you could call be "The Brains"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Adult Swim is a cheap channel that always made blizzard little shows that were meant to be as cost effective as possible. In the 90s, it was even cheap with Home Videos and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Posts like these made by deranged morons like you show how utterly moronic Cinemaphile is, they have such little understanding of the industry that somehow Adult Swim's cheapness is political somehow.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to plebbit libtard.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Gets btfo
              >G-go back
              I won, you didn't even bother to put up a fight, kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >DEBATE ME
                No.
                Go debate your fellow semen snorters on plebbit. You do not belong here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah yeah, I know you're a b***h who runs away when you know you can't defend yourself. You desperate to bait someone, go bait trannies on Twitter, maybe they're more your speed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >90s with home movies and athf
            are you fricking 12 ? kys poser

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              home movies was 1999
              athf was 2000 so i dont know WHAT the frick he meant by that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the simpsons was 1989, but nobody's gonna call it a hit 80s program unless they're fricking moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the simpsons was an 80s program, moron. it started on the Tracey Ullman Show. 1987.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off, moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're so fricking stupid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youre a zoomer and have NO idea what youre talking about. how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you clearly have no idea what eras you're referring to? shut the frick and never post again, moron.

                are you fricking stupid?
                >the simpsons was an 80s program, moron. it started on the Tracey Ullman Show. 1987.
                what is factually incorrect about this statement? nothing.

                youre replying to the wrong fricking anon, idiot. also youre wrong. you obviously weren't alive for the tracy ullman show and youre probably ugly as frick so that explains why youre so moronic and cling to your childhood like a little shit. have a nice day when you get the chance.

                You're mad and wrong. lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're stupid and dumb lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can't undo the paragraphs you rageposted. 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're so fricking hurt by them huh? still thinking about them? LOL! you know they're all true. HAHAHAA

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still so mad he types more

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                HAHAHAHAHA

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still going

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ugly and moronic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no man those shows were 2000s shows on adult swim. doesnt matter how hard you tard rage against history, that you werent even around for...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are you fricking stupid?
                >the simpsons was an 80s program, moron. it started on the Tracey Ullman Show. 1987.
                what is factually incorrect about this statement? nothing.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i guess youre right anything from 99 is a 90s show and anything from 2000 is also a 90s show, youve said. real simpsons (the one people watched) aired 89 so it is in the zeitgeist of the 90s for having its fame and start. not the fricking day it was thought of as some obscure short that looked and acted as essentially a completely different "show".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youre replying to the wrong fricking anon, idiot. also youre wrong. you obviously weren't alive for the tracy ullman show and youre probably ugly as frick so that explains why youre so moronic and cling to your childhood like a little shit. have a nice day when you get the chance.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I COULD NEVER BE WRONG
                thats a whole lot of cope and cringe. take your own advice dipshit. also learn how to follow a thread next time and dont lose your cool right away when you cant make a coherent point and resort to adhom attacks straight from the heb play book.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                boo hoo. you got hurt by a post on Cinemaphile. man up you little crybaby and stop reminiscing about cartoons from when you were a little kid like some creep.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >stop acting mean and mad 🙁
                youre the one doing that though. i mean dude, everyone here was having a regular talk about random things when you had to be a knowitall Black person and not "man up" when you got called out.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                damn ive got two of the biggest homosexuals on Cinemaphile rustled by a simple KYS. i cannot believe how weak you all are. so fricking pathetic. and gross.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i bet youre born in 2009 but want desperately to say youre a 2000s kid. thats why you are so up in arms about this. youre literally 16 kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >2000s kid
                LOL damn you really are a fricking zoomer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >quick use a buzz word
                ive gotta conclude youre legit mentally unwell. i mean wtf kind of logic do you operate on even?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nice putin meme LOL you're really cool and funny i bet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                classic newbie. ribbed me good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice LOL! Is that a smiling Tom Cruise meme? Awesome! What else do you have saved?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. zoomie doesnt know what a macro is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. the guy bragging about how he's a REAL 2000's kid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >me stupid
                yeah, now its official you have zero reading comprehension, tardo. go ahead ill wait for you to go reread the whole thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay zoomer LOL you already outed yourself, no need to backpedal.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lalala i cant hear you lalala
                does that usually work for you in a debate or argument.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, that's a sick Ronald McDonald meme you've got saved on your computer. You must be incredibly based.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ugly and moronic

                Very sad display. Will keep donating (you)s.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay zoomer

                okay i wasnt going to get involved but you're clearly a zoomer

                oof thats embarrassing. what with all the samegaygin an all

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >posts are seconds apart
                >samegayging
                LOL. newbie revealed himself with his awesome Doctor Who webm memes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dr who
                out yourself some more new and samegay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                newbie says what? nice pepe the frog meme by the way

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about?

                Extremely sad display.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, sorry I didn't reply to you the last time you said that shit, homosexual! You really want my approval huh?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This. This was my favorite thread. Now it's ruined. It's ruined because some IDIOT couldn't shut the frick up and let the raging moron have his way. We need to learn from this.
                You. You need to learn from this. Learn to shut your stupid fricking yap when you realize something is pointless.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just fricking admit youre a moron. ATHF and home movies were not 90s shows and youd know that if you were old enough end of discussion

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick are you talking about?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay zoomer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay i wasnt going to get involved but you're clearly a zoomer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thread is clearly fricked. I'm going to put this shit to bed at least. You're a zoomer. We can all tell. Thanks for engaging with that butthole and derailing the entire thread. You suck.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              home movies was 1999
              athf was 2000 so i dont know WHAT the frick he meant by that

              Oh no, I got the decade wrong. My argument's invalid.
              Fricking morons, man. My point is, Adult Swim didn't invest big money into it's programming until after it got some hits under it's belt. Then Rick and Morty was a cultural phenomenon so they spent even more.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youre a zoomer and have NO idea what youre talking about. how do you expect anyone to take you seriously when you clearly have no idea what eras you're referring to? shut the frick and never post again, moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You underestimated our boomer rage

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hype is at zero
          The brazil episode unironically killed the hype around the show by being utter dogshit that everyone had to cope into thinking was somehow genius. The idea would have maybe worked as a single episode in a series, but as a standalone special it's boring as shit and has no rewatch value at all, which is especially moronic given the reason why seasonal specials exist is to be syndicated for years, but legitimately no one would ever give it a second watch once they understand "the joke". I remember at the time anyone who admitted they didn't find it funny or thought it was a bad episode got spammed with "ARE YOU A TOURIST?" because that's the closest thing the episode had to a joke that the fanboys could latch on to. Zach and Michael set themselves up to score a touchdown with season 1 but fumbled it at the last second with the brazil episode. Smiling friends was set to be adult swim's next big show but the summer special left a bad taste in everyone's mouth. They may be able to claw it back with a second season but it will never have the success it potentially could have had if they just had not tried to be clever with the brazil episode.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like Zach and all but it was pretty obvious even with the short season 1 he was already running out of jokes and a lot of the jokes were jokes they came up with on sleepycabin and Oney plays.
            Zach needs Stamper back.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly as much as I like Zach it's clear that Michael Cusack is actually the talented one. Zach can be very funny but writing is not his strong suit and he quickly runs out of ideas and ends up treading the same ground. And yeah it's a shame about Stamper and how they effectively just backstabbed the guy, but that's what happens when you're someone with real issues and your only company is maladjusted nerds with no social skills who can't handle problems like adults.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Michael Cusack has made three cartoons and only one of them (Bushworld Adventures) is actually worth watching.
                Zach is carrying Smiling Friends on his shoulders.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Darren and Damo shorts are funny too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I meant the stuff he made for AS not his shorts.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's three more than Zach has ever made, the only thing he had before was Hellbenders which fell on its face because he was too immature to work in a TV environment. Cusack is the only reason why the show even exists beyond a failed pilot.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly as much as I like Zach it's clear that Michael Cusack is actually the talented one. Zach can be very funny but writing is not his strong suit and he quickly runs out of ideas and ends up treading the same ground. And yeah it's a shame about Stamper and how they effectively just backstabbed the guy, but that's what happens when you're someone with real issues and your only company is maladjusted nerds with no social skills who can't handle problems like adults.

              I LIKE ZACH ALSO I WISH I COULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM AND YOU GUYS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish zach would hold me in his big strong arms and slowly rock me to sleep while he makes weird shrieking sounds and blow warm damp air out of his nose onto my face.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think Zach is genuinely hilarious on Sleepycast and Oneyplays but his actual animations and Smiling Friends aren't very funny

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's fantastic when he's just in a "hanging out and shooting the shit with friends" type setting, but I agree, his scripted stuff isn't great.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who can forget that beloved Adult Swim classic "The Jellies"? I never saw that show, but I would turn on Adult Swim in the 24-hour gym that I went to, and they would be advertise the shit out of that stupid show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've never heard of it but I guarantee it's better than the garbage they have on now, like Rick and Morty, Tuca and Birdie, Teenage Euthanasia, etc.
          They fricked up hard when they tried to make ATHF a bigger thing, and when they cancelled Squidbillies because Unknown Hinson called a Dolly Parton a prostitute when every one in every other business has called her a prostitute. Even in the Country music scene it's well known Dolly Parton would suck your dick if you complimented her numerous boob jobs.
          The biggest frick you was replacing Hinson with that godawful unfunny nog Tracey Morgan to voice Early.
          It was the Adult Swim equivalent of replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher and thinking the show could continue.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Adult Swim fricked up by canceling Venture Bros and Joe Pera

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Joe Pera

              I don't even understand why they cancelled Joe Pera.
              The show must've cost like $50k per episode at the very most.
              It had to be their cheapest show and enough people watched it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All he did was sit there and talk softly. It was garbage

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm guessing you watched the youtube short and maybe the first episode.
                The actual show is more of a drama and character study.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, because that's exactly what I want from Adult Swim, a slow dramatic character study.
                Who the frick at [as] started taking themselves so seriously? They made the channel go to shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Adult Swim fricked up by canceling Venture Bros and Joe Pera

                I'm guessing you watched the youtube short and maybe the first episode.
                The actual show is more of a drama and character study.

                Joe Pera stinks and his entire audience will never be real women.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His special sucked. He was so insecure about his schtick he played it up way too much and then dropped it to start swearing and talking vulgar. He lost my respect

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Venture Bro's was boring. Joe Pera even more so. I don't know if it was him that started the trend of ASMR shit or softly spoken homosexuals rambling on about bullshit but he deserves to get beaten just the same.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think the problem with basically every season of Venture Bros beyond 3 was that it got too up its own ass with the lore, and became more about telling their own story than being a funny parody, and if you hadn't been obsessively following whatever the status quo was at any particular point, you would be completely lost. They lost me around the point when Brock quit being the Venture's bodyguard, which felt oddly out of character for me, because I always got the impression that he loved Hank and Dean on a certain level.

              It was not a show meant to be watched in reruns. That's kind of the trap that Rick and Morty fell into as well, though not quite as extreme.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Venture Bro's was boring. Joe Pera even more so. I don't know if it was him that started the trend of ASMR shit or softly spoken homosexuals rambling on about bullshit but he deserves to get beaten just the same.

                Imagine having shit taste like this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm still pissed off at there being no third season of Frisky Dingo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Adult Swim fricking fell off. They suck so much raw butthole it's unreal. They were on fricking fire in the 2000s. [as] bros, it's over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adult Swim paid to promote it via the Vegas Sphere, thoughever. Makes me think the opposite.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did you fall for that?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Analonly and Nympho are back but they somehow seem worse

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite episode?
    has to be black baby for me
    HELLO DOWN THERE
    I SAY-I SAY HELLO DOWN THERE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I find myself quoting that a lot.
      I like the Hitman one
      >Oh look a little piggy, how quaint
      >what the frick. It's got pig physics

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i found myself mumbling 'i told myself, the day they put pig physics in games is the day i quit' to myself the other day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SOMEONE'S CHASING MEEEEE

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kubrick, Fellini, Adriano

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AS died to me when the minute they killed off World Peace.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't convince me this is not a wax sculpture

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah there's a wax figure of zach at tussaud's

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Mama, mama, mama, come outside, come outside, that worm got blown to HEEELLLLL, comeon-comeon-comeon!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mama always said there's a big ol centipede in my house
      >Mama always said a centipede will set me straight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I ALMOST SHOT YEEEEEEEEEWWWW CAUSE I THOUGHT YEW WAS AN EAGLE

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >more than a year since the brazil episode came out
    The frick is the hold up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That episode was awful. They were never able to recover afterwords.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That episode was awful. They were never able to recover afterwords.
        i agree.
        absolute trash.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >haha normal awkward conversation with interrupting and overtalking, but for a whole episode!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be out when it's out!

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would rother post baskin roberts with my baskinbros on Cinemaphile than watch this fricking shit!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i doubt a redeption arc is possible at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah. too far gone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah. too far gone.

      Slimy israelite face is what all young israelite males end up looking when they get fat or old.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw some gay daddy porn the other day of some guy who looks like Zach.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it really take 2 years to make 10, 15 minute episodes with shitty animation????? It better be fricking amazing with all the time they had

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zach is one of the funniest guys working today. I bet norm would have done a voice for smiling friends if he was still here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >norm you gotta check out this let's play the guy with the fricked up voice is hilarious. I swear you'll want to work on his adult swim show
      >...will I get paid?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He could have played Charlie's dad.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LIST OF PEOPLE MOST LIKELY TO BETRAY CHRIS NEXT LIKE RICEPIRATE MICK

    >Low Tier
    Corey: he has the power of friendship autism from sonic and is already a shameless sperg

    Zach: don't see him as the type to frick over his friends

    Yuki: is a cat

    Dave: seems more likely to be cancelled for something weird

    >Mid Tier
    Tomar: seems like a nice guy but he is israeli so never 100% trustworthy

    Lyle: kinda chill but has insecurities and he is brown

    Julian: fat gay Mexican

    >High Tier
    Adam: pretends to be a drooling moron but will one day honor his Swedish nature and betray those around him

    Dingdong: neurotic gay with a chip on his shoulder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being Lyle cutting together the latest Best Of and knowing that none of the clips of yourself are good at all

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lyle makes a joke and the others don't laugh
        >Lyle makes a joke and then Zach takes it and makes it funnier
        Poor guy tbh, and if you're here Lyle I'm sorry.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Lyle makes a joke and the others don't laugh
          for me it's when he just keeps the joke going, but this time louder and angrier, hoping that somebody will eventually laugh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Lyle makes a joke and the others don't laugh
        >Lyle makes a joke and then Zach takes it and makes it funnier
        Poor guy tbh, and if you're here Lyle I'm sorry.

        I don't think he's that unfunny.
        But before I started watching it and I'd just see thumbnails I thought his little cartoon version with the beard, tattoo, and long black hair was moist critical and that's why I avoided it for a long time.
        Do you think he begged to have his cartoon guy look buff instead of a fat shit like everyone else?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't think he's that unfunny.
          Same but his delivery is shit.

          Was dingdong always that spastic and just never noticed?
          Few years back I wouldn't have considered him to be yet another mindbroken gay, maybe playing it up, but he seemed down to earth enough. not anymore tho

          Yeah, if you ever go back and watch the old vids they're horribly unfunny most of the time and dingdong gives off unlikeable gay vibes.

          >Mid Tier
          >Tomar
          Yeah all memeing aside he definitely seems like the nice friendly bro thing is an act.
          >Lyle: He did have a career before Oney Plays didn't he? Wasn't he doing skits or something or was that since doing Oney plays? I think he understands that he's doing much better with that group than without it, I don't think he'll frick off. But I do think he loves the fact that a lot of fans didn't like him so sticking around to spite them was definitely a plus for him.
          >Julian and Dingdong
          I didn't watch Oney plays when they were involved, I didn't like them. I wonder if there was more to them leaving than just drama with the game grumps and shit. I can see definitely see Chris calling them homosexuals one too many times and they left, sort of like a Blue Power Ranger thing.
          >Adam
          I watched one video with this homosexual and I hated him
          >Corey
          He's too autistic for me.

          Tbf they have been friends with Tomar for 20 odd years, Lyle has his onw channel and was big on Machinima iirc, Adam and Corey have grown on me because they're so moronic and autistic, Corey is the only one who consistently leaves Zach speechless with how unhinged he is.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Same but his delivery is shit.
            Definitely I agree there. I appreciate him as a springboard for the others though.
            > Corey is the only one who consistently leaves Zach speechless with how unhinged he is.
            He's just annoying when Chris or someone is saying something funny then Corey just blurts out something when he's failing at a game. It just ruins the momentum for me. It's like when someone asks a story teller to repeat part of the story because he wasn't paying attention when everyone else was.
            And I didn't know that about them and Tomar.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He just tries way too fricking hard, and thinks "Shouting=Funny". At least Tomar understands that his job is playing the "straight man" to Zach and Chris' stupidity.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Shouting=Funny
            That’s the crux of this entire channel.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's just it. His screams aren't funny. You need funny screams.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you think he begged to have his cartoon guy look buff instead of a fat shit like everyone else?
          It's perfectly inline with their "onscreen" personas. They always tease Lyle for about how the rat bashing balances out his handsomness. Chris is a chubby roly poly. Zach is a nasally goblin obsessed with worms. So on and so forth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's not aware that he sucks

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lyle doesn’t suck anymore but he’s not stupid, he knows people don’t like him

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he knows people don’t like him
            I think that's a big reason why he sticks around

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Atleast he's better than that moron Adam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lyle is good on script which isn't about spoken much
        I think he's a good writer looking at Sanity not Included and his monthly vidya show

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All of his jokes is literally repeating what someone said 5 seconds early but LOUDER.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lyle doesn't seem like a self-aware type of guy, mean he has tribal tattoos for God's sake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mid Tier
      >Tomar
      Yeah all memeing aside he definitely seems like the nice friendly bro thing is an act.
      >Lyle: He did have a career before Oney Plays didn't he? Wasn't he doing skits or something or was that since doing Oney plays? I think he understands that he's doing much better with that group than without it, I don't think he'll frick off. But I do think he loves the fact that a lot of fans didn't like him so sticking around to spite them was definitely a plus for him.
      >Julian and Dingdong
      I didn't watch Oney plays when they were involved, I didn't like them. I wonder if there was more to them leaving than just drama with the game grumps and shit. I can see definitely see Chris calling them homosexuals one too many times and they left, sort of like a Blue Power Ranger thing.
      >Adam
      I watched one video with this homosexual and I hated him
      >Corey
      He's too autistic for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was dingdong always that spastic and just never noticed?
      Few years back I wouldn't have considered him to be yet another mindbroken gay, maybe playing it up, but he seemed down to earth enough. not anymore tho

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I don't think he's that unfunny.
        But before I started watching it and I'd just see thumbnails I thought his little cartoon version with the beard, tattoo, and long black hair was moist critical and that's why I avoided it for a long time.
        Do you think he begged to have his cartoon guy look buff instead of a fat shit like everyone else?

        Look into the best gamers, guy was always a bit of a whiner

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dingdong: neurotic gay with a chip on his shoulder
      Is it true DD and Julian were shitting on Chris in their latest Halloween stream, or was that just Cinemaphile made up schizo drama like RLM threads?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think they were shitting on Chris the way a bitter ex girlfriend or boyfriend will shit on their ex publicly, in a "I'm doing just fine and I'm HAPPIER without him/her!" kinda way.
        They definitely know they made a mistake.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All I know is they must be absolutely seething about Dave meteoric success with his little game after they’ve been working on the same shit for years

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the Chad FNF vs the Virgin vaporware

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              Look into the best gamers, guy was always a bit of a whiner

              >Chris still refers to DD by name
              >when asked about him during streams like the oblivion one still says he's friends with him
              I'm sensing some conspiracygrumps bullshit here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would dismiss it if ding ever learned to shut up about his gay problems and stop b***hing about the past.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't break the friendship between them, anon. They met on second-life. They fricking trolled genesis valentine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s nice and all but I guarantee you Chris probably wouldn’t last an entire hour being in the same room with him now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                QRD on why? Haven't heard of DD and Julian since they quit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Arin wants DD/J to shill his game
                >this is after raising the rent, forcing oneyplays out of the grump house
                >they don't want to
                >in response they get blackballed and move out of LA after Matt shits on oneyplays, saying he regrets ever working with them
                >Matt goes on about them forcing him into doing edgy humor, then starts telling DD to kill himself
                >coincidentally, some schizoid starts popping up here going off about DD, watching his streams and building up a dox to post

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Arin wants DD/J to shill his game
                >this is after raising the rent, forcing oneyplays out of the grump house
                >they don't want to
                >in response they get blackballed and move out of LA after Matt shits on oneyplays, saying he regrets ever working with them
                >Matt goes on about them forcing him into doing edgy humor, then starts telling DD to kill himself
                >coincidentally, some schizoid starts popping up here going off about DD, watching his streams and building up a dox to post

                Didn't they made a unhinge stream last year where DD went mad on GameGrumps, Supermega and everyone who worked their and spilled all the beans and burned all the bridges?
                I don't think they said anything bad about Chris, but we are still waiting for them to finish YIIK like they said they would with Alex YIIK voice actor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >with Alex YIIK voice actor
                Isn't that guy dodging shit like Dave is right now?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                On one hand DD and Julian are probably right in a lot of stuff they say, but they also come across as schitzo and b***hy. Julian made a comic about how he was gonna turn into a Mickey Mouse product if he kept doing lets plays.
                I think thye are bit delusional.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Julian made a comic about how he was gonna turn into a Mickey Mouse product if he kept doing lets plays
                That was before they came back for mario odyssey and Julian finally decided to just roll with it. All the shit about GG and supermega was right on the money. Everyone kept suspecting some heinous shit went down that summer. All they did was confirm what everyone believed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah he went fishing with dingdong and julian a couple of weeks ago, oney posted it on his instagram

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam betraying Chris
      this would be hilarious beyond belief, I hope he does

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm realizing that outside the golden trio of Chris/Zach/Tomar, Oneyplays is borderline unwatchable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chris/Zach/Cory is peak

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cory has an annoying voice, tries way too hard to out-Zach Zach, and is a soda-brained degenerate coomer. Have I mentioned his voice is grating as shit?

          It doesn't work when all three are trying to be "The Wacky One". You have to have a Tomar there to play off them as the straight man. It's like an extra bit of spice that really sets off the dish.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cory doesn't try to out-do anyone that's just who he is. Way better than Tomar the unfunny punching bag "professional voice actor" and generic replaceable straightman

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if tomar is so replaceable then why does every single other straightman they have on the channel SUCK

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do they have another straightman? Anyways, he's not really that bad, Adam is hands-down the worst part of the channel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if tomar is so replaceable then why does every single other straightman they have on the channel SUCK
                tomar only works as a straightman. when he tries to joke or gives commentary on some issue it totally sucks. It only works when zach and tomar are fricking with him.
                corey is og sleep cabin but the fake moronic shit is annoying. the same with adam.
                lyle is extremely cringe.
                Miss ding dong and julian. wish ding dong didn't take himself to seriously.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It only works when zach and tomar are fricking with him
                i meant zach and chris

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no you didnt youre stupid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fake moronic shit
                Do you think Cory is secretly some mild-mannered well-spoken genius?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it not one extreme it must be the other extreme
                i don't think he is a secret genius.
                I just think he is normal and plays up the "im dumb" shit for laughs with his friends.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hi Cory.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hi stamper.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I agree Corey is just sincerely weird, sometimes he's too much but at least he'll force the others to play videogames with him to completion.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I reckon Corey is the kind of guy that is genuinely into ponyshit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean sonic shit is just as bad as pony shit, he's said some deranged degenerate shit before too but I can't remember exactly what.

                I think it's pretty undeniable that Zach is the most intelligent.

                Probably, it was kinda hard to place the last 3 so I just went with whatever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cory is completely coombrained, he believes that every female character in any piece of media is designed solely with sexual appeal in mind. He's one of those guys who fried his young kid brain on internet porn to the point that now as an adult the most degenerate fetishes are boring and vanilla to him. no surprise his girlfriend is a troon too.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no surprise his girlfriend is a troon too
                I hope you're being hyperbolic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He isn't.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, cory is actually fricking a troony. his wiener lust is too strong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the troony appears in one of their Elden Ring livestreams. seems to have been taken off YT though.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cory is in a polyamorous relationship with two girls, Amy and Lexi.
                They're both pretty cute, here's Amy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >two girls,
                >girls

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Two girls who just happen to have penises instead of veganas. Not that it's any of your business.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gross

                >Lyle makes a joke and the others don't laugh
                for me it's when he just keeps the joke going, but this time louder and angrier, hoping that somebody will eventually laugh

                iktf

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                handsome dude

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This shits too long. Who’s reading this?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frfr no cap cuh, need a family guy clip to get through more than one sentence ong

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Calm down zoomer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah he's got the sincerity, passion, and weirdness

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nothing wrong with Tomar. Not everyone needs to be a wildcard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His insistence on reading everything in his "acting" voice is like a comedy blackhole. If Zach isn't there to frick with him, it's not worth watching.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy the Cory and Adam episodes because their moronation is so strong as to be entertaining. Never thought Chris would be the "straight man" in his own comedy group.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      TAKE IT EZ, BABE!!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what based shadman is up to these days.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's probably getting fricked up the ass!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was in a game of Team Fortress 2 with him a week or two ago.
          He's presumably just living normally.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is he still making porn? Is Shadbase even still up somewhere?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I have no idea, I didn't really speak to him, I just checked the Steam account to verify it was him out of curiosity. I'd guess he's still doing his thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If anyone wants to talk to Spoony, he pops up in the chats during Mystery Science Theater 3000/Rifftrax streams on youtube occasionally. Well, by "talk to", I mean say stuff like "Hey, Spoony", while he doesn't respond to anyone, and just makes unfunny riffs.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Whenever I see an eceleb in a game I make a point of hassling them, if I see they stream on twitch I drop N bombs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't play online games at all, I just launched TF2 for the first time in 2 years for 30 minutes or so. I have TF2's settings with text chat and voice chat turned off because the playerbase is insufferable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Zach is genuinely hilarious on Sleepycast and Oneyplays but his actual animations and Smiling Friends aren't very funny

        >I think Zach is genuinely hilarious on Sleepycast and Oneyplays but his actual animations and Smiling Friends aren't very funny
        T. Probably lives in a cucked non-smormu state.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know for a fact that Louisiana was pro Smormu so there is some frickery going on here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what based shadman is up to these days.

        He's probably getting fricked up the ass!

        I was in a game of Team Fortress 2 with him a week or two ago.
        He's presumably just living normally.

        Didn't he got deported back to his Yurostan shit how after he got caught smoking meth with Stamper?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam
      I'm amazed the bullshit people will believe of this guy. Redditors think he's some kind of himbo but he's just a pathological lying dweeb. His story about lucking his way in to the bedroom with two lesbians is the most blatant case of a guy hiring two escorts whilst on holiday but still wants to brag about his "threesome". The only good bit he has is his story about throwing his alienware PC down the stairs and even then that story is blatantly fake too.

      Imagine being Lyle cutting together the latest Best Of and knowing that none of the clips of yourself are good at all

      Lyle is better on his own show, his style just doesn't gel as well with the others so he comes across as unfunny because he doesn't get as many laughs as the others, but it's because his stuff legitimately goes over their heads most of the time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the schizo is here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hi. no need to announce yourself.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it weren't for you, nobody would be bringing up those two. It's your tell.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know who Adam is.
      That's when I stopped watching. The Windwaker playthrough.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >aaah uhh ok bebe big gape biggape one... two... three...

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When is Latza getting his cameo?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think we're the ones who were ever aware of Latza.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAND

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sandhomies WW@

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He seethes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Linkara should've voiced Mr Frog

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope they make a Lightbringer parody in season 2

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want more of Oneyplays mocking this guy
      There's no other reason for Linkara to exist other than to be a joke on Oneyplays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T TALK ABOUT ME, YOU SON OF A b***h!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't give him his jacket

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw Linkara recently got butthurt at Doug for taking down the channel awesome site and wrote a bunch of tweets seething about Doug "erasing history" or something without being acknowledged, like he expected Doug to reach out to him and give him gratitude or something, after stabbing him in the back
      He truly is an autistic homosexual, isn't he?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would that fat little troony lover care if Doug took down the website? Linkara wasn't apart of it anymore.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He seems to view everything as a personal sIight against him.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CUBES FOR MY BOYS

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does he look like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His grandfather is Clint Eastwood

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i only saw the pilot. extremely overrated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The pilot was the best episode so you don't even know how good you had it

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still need to watch season 1
    Don't ya worry Zach

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey Cinemaphileros is there a way to have "rewind" on vlc player.
    im not talking about "jump back"
    i am talking about how you canincrease "playback speed" it properly fast-forwards it like vhs (minus the noise and the delay to stop when you hit the stop button).
    I want a rewind version of this.
    i want to get a bluetooth remote and asign fast forward and rewind to the new controller so i can easily fast forward and rewind but not so abruptly that i can't fricking tell what is happening.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does nobody realize that AS confirmed season 2 of Smiling Friends is coming tomorrow night?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up, moron. its going to be a brazil part 2.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's coming out tonight at midnight.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ONEYPLAYS IQ LIST FROM MOST TO LEAST moronic
    1. Adam
    2. Corey
    3. Chris
    4. Dave
    5. Zach
    6. Lyle
    7. Tomar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's pretty undeniable that Zach is the most intelligent.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nikki is really fricking hot. I want to frick her for all of 19 seconds before I pull out and squirt my cum into her bellybutton.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She got them baby making hips. I would let her hotdog me with those huge soft cheeks.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did this guy get facial hair transplants in turkey

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zach hadel gets PUSSY, check his twitter. he has a fricking GIRLFRIEND.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute too.
      >check Coreys twitter
      >first post is some gay butthole worship shit
      mfw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricked a girl once.
      It was okay.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With a booty too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His limp dick probably can’t even get it up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        proof?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nikki looks rough as hell. Like a barshop waitress.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oneyplays fans have to be the biggest mongoloids on the internet. You can jiggle keys in their face and they will laugh at it.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zach raped me in 2019. I probably will watch, he was a very sensual rapist

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so is he a israelite or not? the voice says yes, but the nose confuses me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well, he collects Nazi gold and Nazi daggers with israelite blood on them, so no, probably not. He's not a Nazi either obviously, I'd just assume a israelite would consider owning those things and sleeping with them underneath your bed (where he has claimed to keep both) would be bad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok then i'll watch

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tomar is israeli, though. He's not involved with Smiling Friends beyond doing voices, but just something to consider.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok, maybe i'll pirate it then. thanks anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=184

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the hate for transgirls here. They've got higher libidos and look better for longer than real women. They objectify themselves and will do anything for validation.
    The only reason you'd be with a real woman instead is if you wanted children, and even then you can have a trans fwb on the side because your wife isn't going to be up for it as often as you'd like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's your >>you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      silence, homosexual

      Real talk.

      Would you kill tiny clone hitler?

      nah

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk.

    Would you kill tiny clone hitler?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cory will always have a special place in my heart for calling the Holocaust the "Ho-Daddy"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I had a friend like Cory, I'd end that friendship asap.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know why you'd want to be a worse friend than Chris. He seems to enjoy his company.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you for letting this thread stay open, Jannies
    Happy Easter

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys realize it’s April fools day on the time of its alleged premiere, right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same as they dropped the whole season last time

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are they going to drop everything at once like they did with season 1?

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit the show

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im seeing him in Vegas in a few weeks what should I say or ask him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask him where he got his hair transplant. That shit looks dusty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask What’s his favorite position to frick Nikki in.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ask him why he's so ugly and insecure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Petition the crew to bring back the Visage playthrough now that the full game is out.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT THE FRICK UP
    BOTH OF YOU

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As the guy who made the original post and who refused to debate this zoomer redditor -- why are you replying to him? His mother sucks wiener for a living man, he doesn't need more bullying than he receives irl.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why say anything at all?
      i dont know man. this place just gets worse year after year. people stay silent and then have gangs of morons with ego trips over run things not just here but the world. sorry about the thread.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick off and never come back

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          zoom zoom

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're literally a zoomer moron

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oneyplays has been shit since Zach went part time

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a neutral observer here, but I think you all lost.

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