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drunk uncle, obv
He's already a CIA asset, why does he need my help?
meds
>shitty Youtuber who reads wikipedia gets 4m subs on youtube in 5 years
Bitch, he glows.
Well, I doubt CIA would approve videos about Kennedy and King assassinations
Give it 3 years, he'll try to crowdfund a horror movie based off some analogue horror ARG, and it's going to be the slop of slops, and somehow in the ensuing fallout from the bad ratings, it'll be revealed by some extras on the show that he whips empty bottles at interns or something.
Such is the curse of the youtube filmmaker.
The only theories he presents that support CIA plots were so intricate and needlessly complicated that there's no way they're true.
If I was told that FBI killed Robert Kennedy with a Rube Goldberg machine that was rigged in the kitchen that involved a live chicken, a clown horn, and a waffle iron, I'd believe that more than either of the spooky CIA plots he spat out.
If he is a glowie plant, and I don't think he is, because he's stupid, he'd be controlled opposition to make people discredit conspiracies by coming up with stuff so stupid that you have no choice but to believe in the official narrative.
>he whips empty bottles at interns or something.
name one time this happened.
If you can't think of a single time where a youtuber got too big for his britches and got outed for being a shithead after believing he's a god, I can't help you, but I can honestly say that you're happier than I am.
>1 person means they are aLL LIKE THAT
Stop huffing that petrol abbo. You are embarassing yourself.
blah blah blah, answer the question homosexual.
Alrighty then, David Dobrik almost snapped his friend in half with a piece of heavy machinery, Tobuscus snorted tons of blow and beat the shit out of his girlfriend, Ryan from Rooster Teeth was actively trying to frick kids, EDP445 was trying to frick kids, Onision was trying to frick kids, Dream is trying to frick kids, there's a lot of kid fricking (weird that people who thrive off of attention want a vulnerable young person who idolizes them unquestioningly)
But hey, this one is different! He's /ourguy/
I don't see Wedigoon on that little list you made.
>because these people did something that means everyone did something
>David Dobrik's moronic friend didn't choose to do that stupid fricking stunt, it was someone else's fault
>women don't ever lie!!!!
Yeah you're a special kind of fricking stupid.
He argues like Vaush, so i would bet he is a horsefricker fan.
Gave it away with his
>I don't like breadtube but.....
post.
Even worse.. I bet he's a Penguinz0 fan.
Now name all the youtubers who did none of that.
Christkeks in the replies to this post aside, I don’t see Wendigoon as someone who would calculate something like Discord grooming. Not because he’s morally sound, but because he comes off as borderline moronic, and you need to have either a sense of strategy or a sense of charm to lure kids in, if any of your examples have shown us anything.
Goon has neither. He’s got that sub-100 stare and he doesn’t have the e-boy vibe that underageds crave. I do think he’ll end up saying something or doing something that puts his ass in the frying pan, but it’ll be through blundering dipshittery.
inb4 I get called a shill. All YouTubers with a vocal audience are fundamentally pathetic. Including your favorite.
If you mean the incident with the taliban, I was barely involved
>I read wikipedia for a living
>We need someone to play a pedophile
>he is already at the corporate daycare sir
Protagonist of gay romcom
Chud who gets beat up by a strong black woman
Smiling Friends voice cameo and then irrelevancy.
>his "vibe" is weird
he was a youth pasotr, he is a pedo. what else could you be with those lips?
>everyone I don’t like is a pedo
his videos are too fricking long
you’re suppowed to put him on in the background on long drives, chores, workouts, game seshs, etc
The guy who made that video did nothing wrong.
but did he do anything right?
No.
Yes he fricking did
Bro slandered Wendigoon for no good reason other than him being a Christian conservative
Wendigoon is a lazy grifter. He deserves slander and to be gatekept from the horror community.
I basically read Blood Meridian through him
who says he wants an acting career?
It was revealed to me in a dream
carry on then
Achy Breaky Heart: The Billy Ray Cyrus Story
his face looks like room temp butter, the kind you leave outside overnight.
perfectly spreadable and malleable
poetic
Cameos in low to mid-budget horror movies.
kek. Funny how much that video backfired on that guy. Has he made his "return" yet?
He'll be the crazy science guy in a disaster movie who was right about everything but no one listened to. His character has an RV with large satellite dishes and a paintjob that says Wendibago on the side.
beautiful
CIA asset reading Wikipedia articles to millions of moronic children
So what is the CIA's end goal with him?
I wonder how many people who picked up Blood Meridian because of this guy's video actually finished it.
I would launch him into the sun
An illiberal Breadtuber accusing other Youtubers of being bigoted or extremist is the funniest shit.
You gonna post it or leave us hanging?
>QRD
>Skitzo posting commie gay is really big mad Wendigoon makes money talking about horror films.
>Does 0 research makes up lies and cry posts that his big brain take about the cannibal villains from the hills have eyes are really blacks and natives(yes the media literacy meme unironically) taking back stuff from "da white man".
>It got mocked to death all over the internet and he blames wendigoon for people calling him a a homosexual.
Fricking google it you queer.
Give him bad boy kinda roles and pay some influencer roasties to talk about how he's "cute in an ugly way". I could make him the next Adam Driver in a few months.
I contact Mel Gibson and tell him I have the perfect person to play Joseph.
Have him play Shoko Asahara.
>The charges, officer?
The designated opening gambit ''boyfriend'' in every single BLACKED, BLACKEDRAW, TUSHY, TUSHYRAW, VIXEN, DEEPER production.
chud piece of shit christcuck
The RITTENHOUSE Chronicles
---There is no middle ground---
True Crime/Legal drama, probably seven seasons on HBO. lots of stock footge and unnecessary establishing shots, jump cuts and recaps, lots of liberal propaganda, but just enough pro gun and self defense sprinkled into it so right wingers will seethe-watch it too, just to fill some threads on Cinemaphile.
Television & Film?
Who can Breadtube send that could take him out?
He is already 1 to 0 on the jealous commies and he did not have to do a thing to gain that win.
Do you think sending self destructive mentally ill skitzo posting homosexuals at him was a really big brain move?
not defending “breadtube” but the guy aggressively pushes a christcuck agenda in his videos and literally cried over dante virtue signalling and that shit is hardcore christcuck propaganda. like all these fake do gooders he’s undoubtedly doing fricked up shit behind the scenes it’s just a matter of finding out what
>WE WILL FIND SOMETHING ON HIM EVENTUALLY
Well good luck. But it is going to be a cry wolf situation. 🙂
Should have kept your pet skitzo on a leash.
>he pushes a christcuck agenda
That sucks you're forced to watch his videos then.
Oh wait, you choose to watch them so you can act like a victimized homosexual afterwards.
Is that a Christian on the internet????? AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE HELP ME Black personMAN
Gun nut who drinks a lot and beats up his wife
Favorite hobby: Shooting stray dogs and cats
A human head. and hands.
There's no more room for crazy far right rich boy gun nuts. He doesn't deserve the fame he has now.
he has that vacant stare low iq brown people have
Horror is inherently, INTRINSICALLY, conservative.
Radioman in Spec Ops The Line movie adaptation
HIV medication commercial
>"Dectect thiss, I stay undetected with incognitopoz"
>start watching video essay
>the most pretentious, drawn out, slowburn, attempt at being artistic intro plays
>finally get to the video
>its just whining about ecelebs bigger than him