>minor celebrity
Jackass and Bam were pretty big back in the day. Obviously less so for anyone 30+ but he was huuuuuge for teens/kids. skate culture was massive and Bam was a leading figure in that
>minor celebrity
Jackass and Bam were pretty big back in the day. Obviously less so for anyone 30+ but he was huuuuuge for teens/kids. skate culture was massive and Bam was a leading figure in that
true, Im a europoor and I remember normie girls having Bam posters on their walls when I was in highschool. Not just the skaterkids/chicks.
What do you expect them to do? They've tried helping him countless times, he's an unrepentant drug addict who refuses to take responsibility for his shitty life
>They've tried helping him countless times
oh by forcing him to take a bajillion psychiatric medications that made him insane just to participate in jackflop?
some friends
Yeah, if only they had urged him constantly to go to rehab and get clean, and even offered him a starring role in Jackass 4 if he could simply just stay sober. Why didn't they do that?
There's a clip of steveo on Mike Tyson's podcast, steveo is talking about the terms of the contract for Bam r.e drug testing. Mike interrupts and says, it must have damaged his self worth or something to that effect. Steveo disagrees and says they're looking out for Bam.
absolutely based take. the way they handled the situation would've made bam feel like shit, they definitely should've tried harder in a lot of respects.
Memes aside, it's a fricked situation. Bam is in no position to be doing a movie or anything else that requires getting up at a scheduled time, obeying other people's instructions or staying sober. He's a shadow of who he was right now, and nobody around him can disagree with that. At this point he's mostly a broken man whose body can't hold him up any more. Best case scenario, whatever happens now scares him into staying in treatment and getting sober.
Strange to think that a decade ago he was the one pushing for Novak to get off heroin, who by the way was a lifelong addict. Cut to now. Just goes to show you how life is. Also, what happened to poops?
paparazzi can follow every boring celeb known to man but we cant get one single video of bam earthrocking under a bridge smoking meth out of a light bulb
is it too much to ask?
sad but I unironically think he'll be dead soon. He has zero will to want to be sober and has zero ability to take personal responsibility. Going to jail is probably the only thing that can save him.
>Going to jail is probably the only thing that can save him >Implying he won't be immediately shivved at lunchtime
Just like Chris Chan. Except Chris hasn't gotten himself killed because was in isolation last time I heart about him.
Do you think they'd ever place Chris Chan into gen pop with him being so autistic?
he apparently was in the general population for a bit, i think he mentioned playing basketball and doing stuff by himself to make the time pass
i remember some homosexuals actually saying chris learned stuff at prison when a leaked phone call came out, meanwhile chris is still sending schizo letters about being god even after a hospital trip.
Been to prison multiple times here. Bam probably will never go to state and if he does it most likely wont be very long and he will be isolated. And if he went to federal prison they would probably isolate him there too because even the b***h snitch escape section would be way too dangerous for him. Anon is right, some crack head will try to atleast beat the shit out of him for "fame" if they think he wont "buy" them shit.
Earth Rocker Rescue Division unite. Meet me at my mom's house 8 o clock sharp. Eugene if you're reading this, bring the piss jugs. This is going to be an all-nighter.
He really wouldn't be afraid to do so. He already told someone else (I forget who) to "rot in homosexual hell" on instagram and nobody said anything about it.
Bam Margera is one of the few people on the planet who can call people homosexuals and Black folk and get away with it. It's pretty universally known he is friends with everybody, within reason, even the scummiest shittiest dirt bags on the planet who drink their own piss for the lols. People also know that there's no point in trying to go after him, he has no reputation to go after because he politically sides with nobody.
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if you ever saw a highway you'd probably have a culture shock.
He really wouldn't be afraid to do so. He already told someone else (I forget who) to "rot in homosexual hell" on instagram and nobody said anything about it.
He said homie a bunch of times on Radio Bam. The best was when he was imitating some homosexual gangster thugs trying on womens panties in a store he was in.
Frick, I listen to the first 100 radio bam eps atleast once every year when Im cooking or something. They really had the best stories, especially with novak being the dirtiest scumbag on the planet, DiCo being funny, Frantz the instigator, Rake the punching bag and his uncle matt the zoned out boomer.
Bam hasn't vanished. He was contracted by the biggest PR to bounce from rehab and go off grid to find and drag Ezra Miller's ass back for LA. Bam said he'd do it free bc he loves the thrill of the hunt. We're about to see the biggest hollywood clash of all time.
That comment was posted shortly after they made the KKK threat video. it was a picture of a GPS with North Carolina coordinates input into it. people had joked it was them saying they were actually hunting for the KKK.
so then in Bear Cross' article he confirms that Ezra transported a bunch of weapons from Vermont to North Carolina to confront the KKK, and Tokata Eats like Buffalo had gone along with them
>i hate marijuana i hate it >i let him sit alone in my truck after dinner smoking marijuana and asked him what type it was and he said it had ketamine
does this loon think anyone is gonna believe his story how the frick does he know ezras smoking ketamine laced weed this fricking old indian needs to stop lying
>"You little spit swallowing queer. Getting fricked up didn't kill me. Coke didn't kill me. Covid didn't kill me. Ryan''s death didn't kill me.Imma build him a skate park out of your fricking aid frail corpse, Ezra."
>One kills you with drugs and alcohol and all that good stuff >The other doesn't kill you but finds more and more creative ways to hit you in the balls again and again for laughs
Yeah I'm an Earthrocker alright.
How about another rant, Dr. Phil?
What do you get when you cross an emotionally-stunted manchild with a film crew that drugs tests him and sends him to rehab?
My best friend Andrew Stranberg died in a skatepark four years ago. He got set up. He got jumped. The bar's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a jail.
You don't have to go out anymore to be an Earth Rocker. Ryan Dunn is an Earth Rocker.
My other best friend Brandon Novak died chit-chatting with fricking nobodies. He's back in Iceland for the sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of Nikki. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore cause I’m on heroin again. I don't have to be a musician. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the car accident, watching me get my fricking ass kicked. Now I stay at home, like a fricking bigmouth. I'm not gonna take any rehab from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got dead. I got gone. Thank every motherfricker eye wasn't there to watch me get my fricking hermit kicked. I don't care what they're up to. The bullshit would have wound up with a black god. Payback has a b***h shit.
I frick for this shit. I live it. Love it the frick on.
He was pretty popular from like 98 to 07ish and then turned into a raving lunatic drug addict with a habit of blasting his downfall all over social media thinking the shit he did in his early 20s is still cool in his 40s with a kid and tacklebox. And it’s entertaining as frick but not for the reasons Bam thinks it is.
not the same at all, but reminds me of the story of the guy whose car got stuck in a hard to get to place in Death Valley, without gas or some shit.
He went out alone to try and get to his car without water, gets lost, nearly dies, and gets saved. To end up going back into the desert again, alone after he was told by AAA I think they couldn't save the vehicle due to how dangerous it was.
But the 2nd time he died.
People are fricking morons.
How many of the Jackass men fricked the israeliteess from 4? Because they all just hired her because they liked her Instagram, especially Johnny Cucksville.
Tremaine really is a fat greedy butthole. He paid the new people literal pennies because he knew any butthole would jump at the chance to be in a jackass movie
He's being abused by some psychopathic b***h who has elite family connections and gets off on experimenting on homeless crackheads and killing them.
She literally filed for conservatorship of Bam and she didn't even know him.
She basically fricking owns his life now.
What a sick world we live in.
Jackflop
qrd, ive heard the name on cumtown
What's cumtown?
a podcast about people fricking their dads.
Where is this podcast? I need to know for science reasons, yeah.
tl;dr he was a minor celebrity with his own tv show in the 2000s and he turned into an insane drug addicted mentally ill narcissistic alcoholic
Also he invented his own language and spends his spare time trying to impress random teenagers with his fading skateboard skills
No he "invented" a cipher. Just a dumb way to write in english
>minor celebrity
Jackass and Bam were pretty big back in the day. Obviously less so for anyone 30+ but he was huuuuuge for teens/kids. skate culture was massive and Bam was a leading figure in that
Pretty much this. For a couple of years he was an A lister.
And 20 years later he was a fad desperately trying to stay relevant.
That’s jackflop and flopsville, Bam just wants to get fricked up and create languages
and its kino
>it’s frustrating when my friends call to see if I’m alright
????
>Bam just wants to get fricked up and create 'tard font.
FIFY
Imagine looking next to you on your flight and you see a manbaby drawing shizo languages on oversized paper
that'd actually be pretty disturbing
Many many such cases.
Whoa. His mom looks exactly the same she did 15 years ago.
Dr Phil can’t handle an earthrocker and mother rocker clashing. He’s sick a da bullshit
true, Im a europoor and I remember normie girls having Bam posters on their walls when I was in highschool. Not just the skaterkids/chicks.
frick off zoomer
>cumtown
what is it with zoomers putting swears and "frick" in branding?
Yeah, should have named it something le heckin wholesome like Jackass
i can't fricking wait for steve o to continue to pretend to care about his friend fricking dying while doing nothing to help
frick you knoxville
What do you expect them to do? They've tried helping him countless times, he's an unrepentant drug addict who refuses to take responsibility for his shitty life
>They've tried helping him countless times
oh by forcing him to take a bajillion psychiatric medications that made him insane just to participate in jackflop?
some friends
Frick you Knoxville.
As a former drug addict, there gets to a point where no one wants to deal with your shit anymore.
Yeah, if only they had urged him constantly to go to rehab and get clean, and even offered him a starring role in Jackass 4 if he could simply just stay sober. Why didn't they do that?
Bam isn't as attached to Jackass as the other guys are because he built his own empire
he never had to rely on jackass for fame or money
Yeah he still has the money from the Tony Hawk gam-
Crazy this games almost two years old now
jesus, they brushed him out
what am i looking at here
Bam was originally on the cover alongside tony hawk on thug 2, but in the thps remake, they edited him out.
Tony hawk confirmed Stalin
Jackass and its spin-offs made Bam famous outside of the skating community though. Viva La Bam was one of MTV’s most popular series at the time.
There's a clip of steveo on Mike Tyson's podcast, steveo is talking about the terms of the contract for Bam r.e drug testing. Mike interrupts and says, it must have damaged his self worth or something to that effect. Steveo disagrees and says they're looking out for Bam.
Tyson confirmed earth rocker
absolutely based take. the way they handled the situation would've made bam feel like shit, they definitely should've tried harder in a lot of respects.
Memes aside, it's a fricked situation. Bam is in no position to be doing a movie or anything else that requires getting up at a scheduled time, obeying other people's instructions or staying sober. He's a shadow of who he was right now, and nobody around him can disagree with that. At this point he's mostly a broken man whose body can't hold him up any more. Best case scenario, whatever happens now scares him into staying in treatment and getting sober.
Strange to think that a decade ago he was the one pushing for Novak to get off heroin, who by the way was a lifelong addict. Cut to now. Just goes to show you how life is. Also, what happened to poops?
he obviously has severe ADHD
I wouldn't rule out schizophrenia at this point.
C is EVA Reeeee thing
Iceland was his favorite place, I'm gonna build him a skatepark.
that's true earthrocking
he never did build a skatepark in iceland, just saying
I never understood why Bam said he was going to build Dunn a skatepark, Dunn didn’t skate
this is why you don't become famous, just being out of public for a couple days and you got israelite media up your ass saying "you're missing"
He ran away from rehab(again).
rehab is just vacation for rich people, you can leave whenever you want
It was court ordered, wasn't it?
paparazzi can follow every boring celeb known to man but we cant get one single video of bam earthrocking under a bridge smoking meth out of a light bulb
is it too much to ask?
lol
sad but I unironically think he'll be dead soon. He has zero will to want to be sober and has zero ability to take personal responsibility. Going to jail is probably the only thing that can save him.
>Going to jail is probably the only thing that can save him
>Implying he won't be immediately shivved at lunchtime
Just like Chris Chan. Except Chris hasn't gotten himself killed because was in isolation last time I heart about him.
you watch too many cheesy prison movies
Do you think they'd ever place Chris Chan into gen pop with him being so autistic?
I was hoping so. Why would they give a moron rapist special treatment?
he apparently was in the general population for a bit, i think he mentioned playing basketball and doing stuff by himself to make the time pass
i remember some homosexuals actually saying chris learned stuff at prison when a leaked phone call came out, meanwhile chris is still sending schizo letters about being god even after a hospital trip.
Chris is probably thriving in jail, the Mexicans are probably using his prison wallet to smuggle phones
Prison would only make him a worse person. Besides, drugs are unironically easier to obtain IN prison then they are outside of prison
Been to prison multiple times here. Bam probably will never go to state and if he does it most likely wont be very long and he will be isolated. And if he went to federal prison they would probably isolate him there too because even the b***h snitch escape section would be way too dangerous for him. Anon is right, some crack head will try to atleast beat the shit out of him for "fame" if they think he wont "buy" them shit.
>sad
not really tbh
>sad but I unironically think he'll be dead soon.
you don't have to be alive to be an earthrocker
Being an earthrocker is more than being a man, it’s a symbol.
Is that why they call them "earthrockers"? Because they're going under ground too soon?
Can you hear the call?
Earth Rocker Rescue Division unite. Meet me at my mom's house 8 o clock sharp. Eugene if you're reading this, bring the piss jugs. This is going to be an all-nighter.
Is the Earth Rocker proof cage ready?
Trick question, man has not built a cage that can protect you from earthrocking
>Earth Rocker Rescue Division unite
I'm sending out invitations, sir.
What about Don Vito, we need his sweet chilli toes to wake Bam up.
OH NO NOT THE GOOD BOY BAMERINO! NOT THE HECKIN DRUG ADDICT!
Since when is Cinemaphile so anti-Earthrocker? Do Steve-O and Tremaine even have money for shills after Jackflop 4?
>Do Steve-O and Tremaine
Are you forgetting about Knoxville?
Frick you Knoxville.
KNOXVILLE GIMME A DOLLAR BLAAARRGGGHHH
pj clapp got clapp'd in divorce court, the year of the earthrocker is upon us
Bam's rich, why doesn't he get that hideous growth removed from his face? It can't cost more than a few grand at the dermatologist
What a shit painting of Dunn. Size of that hand haha
>I'm Bam Margera, and this is me saying the N-word while getting fricked in the ass. ARRRGHHHHHHH
>Come on say it, BAM!
He really wouldn't be afraid to do so. He already told someone else (I forget who) to "rot in homosexual hell" on instagram and nobody said anything about it.
Bam Margera is one of the few people on the planet who can call people homosexuals and Black folk and get away with it. It's pretty universally known he is friends with everybody, within reason, even the scummiest shittiest dirt bags on the planet who drink their own piss for the lols. People also know that there's no point in trying to go after him, he has no reputation to go after because he politically sides with nobody.
if you ever saw a highway you'd probably have a culture shock.
He said homie a bunch of times on Radio Bam. The best was when he was imitating some homosexual gangster thugs trying on womens panties in a store he was in.
Radio Bam was kino
Ultra homie gives him a pass
You think maybe they smacked buns?
Frick, I listen to the first 100 radio bam eps atleast once every year when Im cooking or something. They really had the best stories, especially with novak being the dirtiest scumbag on the planet, DiCo being funny, Frantz the instigator, Rake the punching bag and his uncle matt the zoned out boomer.
>burzum
you see why we call you black "metal" gays, gays?
Based. Earthrockers rise up, boner boys beware.
Steve o is the most irritating human being next to that homosexual Adam ruins tv.
I hear the call, bros. Woo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh.
WASTED
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Bam hasn't vanished. He was contracted by the biggest PR to bounce from rehab and go off grid to find and drag Ezra Miller's ass back for LA. Bam said he'd do it free bc he loves the thrill of the hunt. We're about to see the biggest hollywood clash of all time.
THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME
THE LAST FRONTIER FOR EARTHROCKING
THIS IS...THE WASTED VS. THE WOUNDED
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL?
EZRA MILLER HAS SUNKED HIS DUNK FOR THE LAST TIME. PAYBACK'S A b***h. BRING IT THE FRICK ON I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT.
What the frick is this homosexual homosexual even saying?
That comment was posted shortly after they made the KKK threat video. it was a picture of a GPS with North Carolina coordinates input into it. people had joked it was them saying they were actually hunting for the KKK.
so then in Bear Cross' article he confirms that Ezra transported a bunch of weapons from Vermont to North Carolina to confront the KKK, and Tokata Eats like Buffalo had gone along with them
Bam needs to act fast or else we might have another Waco by way Christopher Dorner on our hands.
>Ezra called my kids little bastards and my wife a loose prostitute
homosexuals really are mentally ill
Yeah well Ezra has been through a lot so I don't blame him for being fricked up
I hope he gets himself killed. No mercy for homosexuals.
he's not a real homosexual though, he was groomed into one by israelites and repeated molestations as a kid
>i hate marijuana i hate it
>i let him sit alone in my truck after dinner smoking marijuana and asked him what type it was and he said it had ketamine
does this loon think anyone is gonna believe his story how the frick does he know ezras smoking ketamine laced weed this fricking old indian needs to stop lying
Also pretty sure no one *smokes* ketamine
You are correct, it doesn't even get you high
t.ketamine abuser
>"You little spit swallowing queer. Getting fricked up didn't kill me. Coke didn't kill me. Covid didn't kill me. Ryan''s death didn't kill me.Imma build him a skate park out of your fricking aid frail corpse, Ezra."
>the absolute state of mind of celebrities
The lack of attention they received during the lockdowns broke their minds
>this is what being raped repeatedly by israelites does to your brain
They’re trying to kill him and replace him with a double
TOO JACKASS FOR JACKASS
god damn it Cinemaphile
all you had to do was venmo him ONE BEWNE
just a buck!
Phil gained weight
What the frick is earth rock? Is it a genre or is it Bam specific?
andrew stramberg is an earthrocker
1. you don't need to be a musician to be an earth rocker
2. andy samberg is an earth rocker
CHOOSE YOUR PATH Cinemaphile
>One kills you with drugs and alcohol and all that good stuff
>The other doesn't kill you but finds more and more creative ways to hit you in the balls again and again for laughs
Yeah I'm an Earthrocker alright.
checked
also, the first one finds more and more creative ways to shower you with piss, bonerboy
Still better than getting hit in the balls. Nothing can be worse than that, you fricking woman.
knoxville is gay
Does anyone have the crayon piss well drawing bam made for his jackass spinoff movie
No but I did venmo him a dollar. Just a buck.
a lot of what bam says is bullshit but Tremaine genuinely is a piece of shit
I know right?
Frick you Knoxville.
if only you'd just venmo'd him a buck
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>Venmo me a hundred and I'll write your name down! LET'S DO THIS, POST MALONE! lET'S GO TURBO Black!
THROW
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FRIKKIN
BOWNE
How do we all feel about this movie? are you excited about indie auteur wunderkind Cooper Raiff Sundance's biggest gen z star?
personally i thought this movie was shit and his last movie was better
lol, i'm a fricking idiot
I find Dakota incredibly attractive
How about another rant, Dr. Phil?
What do you get when you cross an emotionally-stunted manchild with a film crew that drugs tests him and sends him to rehab?
BAM, N-
>missing
who exactly misses him? more like he's gone again
That's what earthrockers do.
He's morphing into boogie1488
steve-o have anything to say about this?
or does he ramble about himself for 20min, and try and sell you some fart hot sauce?
annoying butthole
feeling especially WASTED & WOUNDED rn bros
My best friend Andrew Stranberg died in a skatepark four years ago. He got set up. He got jumped. The bar's his favorite place. I'm gonna build him a jail.
You don't have to go out anymore to be an Earth Rocker. Ryan Dunn is an Earth Rocker.
My other best friend Brandon Novak died chit-chatting with fricking nobodies. He's back in Iceland for the sixteenth time. Good luck with that one. Sick of Nikki. Sick of all this shit. I don't go out anymore cause I’m on heroin again. I don't have to be a musician. Four years I wasted, sippin on drinks at the car accident, watching me get my fricking ass kicked. Now I stay at home, like a fricking bigmouth. I'm not gonna take any rehab from anyone.
I know what's going on. I got dead. I got gone. Thank every motherfricker eye wasn't there to watch me get my fricking hermit kicked. I don't care what they're up to. The bullshit would have wound up with a black god. Payback has a b***h shit.
I frick for this shit. I live it. Love it the frick on.
Mother Frickbringer.
CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL
OF THE 21 BITTER BEINGS
my best friend got a heartagram tattoo in grade 11 all because of bam
Hey zoomies of Cinemaphile if your mom or aunt or whoever has a heartagram tattoo. She was a bawd. If it’s on her lower back, she was a giant bawd.
t. Gay Margera
Suck it boner boy
>Let’s get gay!
homowner always gets me. As fricked up as he is, bam has this weird sense of humor that I love
>dick with a speech bubble saying let’s get gay
>suck it boner boy
I laughed harder at this than any part of jackass 4
>to not me to smash your face in
Not glad to say this, but he's probably gonna die soon.
He looks like the kind of guy who sharts and it has become a normal thing in his life.
Say what you will about celebrities, but they've been supplying some good schizo kino this year.
>good news, you don’t have to be a musician
I only know this guy from Tony Hawk and Jackass. Why does TV care about him so much?
Maybe because of Tony Hawk and Jackass.
He was pretty popular from like 98 to 07ish and then turned into a raving lunatic drug addict with a habit of blasting his downfall all over social media thinking the shit he did in his early 20s is still cool in his 40s with a kid and tacklebox. And it’s entertaining as frick but not for the reasons Bam thinks it is.
Earthrockers see themselves in Bams self destruction
Bams murder suicide will be the true jackass forever.
not the same at all, but reminds me of the story of the guy whose car got stuck in a hard to get to place in Death Valley, without gas or some shit.
He went out alone to try and get to his car without water, gets lost, nearly dies, and gets saved. To end up going back into the desert again, alone after he was told by AAA I think they couldn't save the vehicle due to how dangerous it was.
But the 2nd time he died.
People are fricking morons.
#justice for poopies
rip poopies, couldnt have happened to a better guy
What happened? I only know he got his hand bitten by a shark
it’s funny that the only newbie who meshed well with the OG crew was the white guy
>got paid like 60k for his part in jackass 4
>spent it all on a truck
>hand bitten off for a shark week bit nobody saw
>bank account in the negatives
Wtf he really lost a hand?
he didn’t “lose” it but it did get pretty fricked up
Viva la Bam
Muerte de Bam
What will he do next?
How many of the Jackass men fricked the israeliteess from 4? Because they all just hired her because they liked her Instagram, especially Johnny Cucksville.
>WHO
>CARES
>almost broke
>Jackass friends abandoned him
>wife leaves him
rip
Tremaine really is a fat greedy butthole. He paid the new people literal pennies because he knew any butthole would jump at the chance to be in a jackass movie
>any butthole
yep. You couldn’t pay me enough to be in a jackass movie
you mean you don’t want to have your nutsack smashed open or dick almost pulled off for $200?
yes I thought my comment was quite clear
I would have around jackass 2 if I was allowed to get fricked up on booze and drugs first. Frick this nu sober jackass
They had the most fun on 1 tbh, it’s why it’s the best
knoxville literally had to be coerced into doing it
>our
frick off
can't wait for this junkie to F.
Bam threads and fanboys are so cringe
He's not missing, he just doesn't want to be found
How about we do a Truman Show like with Bam, where everytime he blacks out, he wakes up in a different country.
KNOXPUSS!
He still has a more enjoyable life than most people, even if it turns out to be a short life.
>He still has a more enjoyable life than most people
Frick off, Bam
He's being abused by some psychopathic b***h who has elite family connections and gets off on experimenting on homeless crackheads and killing them.
She literally filed for conservatorship of Bam and she didn't even know him.
She basically fricking owns his life now.
What a sick world we live in.