>like a complete homosexual >Why are you telling me this? I do everything in every movie like a complete homosexual, that's why I have a dedicated fanbase of moronic gays on Cinemaphile who defend my homosexual acting all the time
love that behind the scenes footage
Every argument with my wife becomes ‘you NEVER see my side’. Every single one. I try explaining to her that’s exactly what an argument is. She’s wrong all the time and so emotional. It’s so fricking draining, like talking to a pissed off 5 year old that says frick it to any logic or reason.
Kek looks like a homegym but how thinks are going women will be wearing this in the gym in 5 years squatting in front of you, and if you dare to look you are a rapist
>2014 >prime
uh i think you mean 2005 for her prime
>girl who liked me in sixth form looked like scarjo with bigger breasts >was always too scared to seal the deal >now she's with some frog-looking skinnyfat goober >her apartment is even decorated to my taste of interior design
>you are humiliation ritualing me
>you're butt sniffing me!
>you are trusting funding me!
>you've shoved peeled ginger into my anus!
>you're alabama shaking me!
>I fricking wish
>IM ACTING
>URGH IM SO MMAD!
>Adam, in this next scene you punch the wall like a complete homosexual
>like a complete homosexual
>Why are you telling me this? I do everything in every movie like a complete homosexual, that's why I have a dedicated fanbase of moronic gays on Cinemaphile who defend my homosexual acting all the time
love that behind the scenes footage
>tfw you gotta prep the set so adam can put a convincing hole in drywall
Can burgers really punch holes in their walls? LMFAO what are they made out of
Americans are just stronger generally. Modern fitness and bodybuilding culture evolved from here.
It's true, Europeans are so physically weak that loud noises fracture their bones.
Imagine smelling scarjos ass. That would be so messed up, wouldn't it?
Is she talking to the Incredible Hulk?
>You're doodeeting me!
Anyone knows who made the decision to gave her the no more sex cat lady haircut instead of a pretty haircut?
It didn’t work because she looked more frickable in this movie than she had in a decade.
>You're *therapy speak* ing me!
>you're ass worshipping me!
Is there anything more painful than trying to have a rational argument with a woman?
They just can't do it bros. It's insane how they immediately go into tangents how how something made them feel.
Just give them an Eastwood early on but not too early
This. The trick is to slap her before she's at the stage where she's goading you to slap her, this confuses and arouses them.
>Wait until people see this interview. You're going to get some mail.
>Might get some female!
Sean was too based
Just buy them a gift
stop pretending you ever argued with a woman other than your mom.
take your pills anon.
Calm down, b***h.
Every argument with my wife becomes ‘you NEVER see my side’. Every single one. I try explaining to her that’s exactly what an argument is. She’s wrong all the time and so emotional. It’s so fricking draining, like talking to a pissed off 5 year old that says frick it to any logic or reason.
And that's why the 19th amendment was a huge mistake.
>you're chinger changying Black person dagging me!
>You creampied my fertile uterus over and over again!
>make a vore movie with fricking prime Scarlett Johannson
>make the actual scene all 'artsy'
What a waste of time
>2014
>prime
uh i think you mean 2005 for her prime
Kek looks like a homegym but how thinks are going women will be wearing this in the gym in 5 years squatting in front of you, and if you dare to look you are a rapist
How old is that hag
>you're overrating me!
He's pointing at us..
>you're GASSing m-ACK!
>girl who liked me in sixth form looked like scarjo with bigger breasts
>was always too scared to seal the deal
>now she's with some frog-looking skinnyfat goober
>her apartment is even decorated to my taste of interior design
>her apartment is even decorated to my taste of interior design
You were always too much of gay
why don't you whip out that wiener and I'll show you much of a gay I really am
Don't tell him what to do!
>gym women are 99% just looking for an excuse to take selfies of their ass in skin tight cloths
you're BOND burgering me!
>You're Dutch ovening me!