>You're my present this year

>You're my present this year

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    she unironically looks like me, it's uncanny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can keep your dick as long as you grow some breasts anon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like tradwife Allison Mack

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Siblings can't miss each other without incest implications
    It wasn't always this way

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's more that, she gives off "intimacy" vibes & body language without any "sister" vibes or body language. To the outside observer it's hard to distinguish their familial relationship until we are told. If they had cast a younger/older woman to have more age disparity I would have been better, or maybe some visual story telling by panning over a picture of him & her together growing up

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A bit much for a coffee commercial, also never have seen it aired. Just talked about on the internet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or even better, they really are blood related brother and sister, then he drops the Folgers can so she drops down to pick it up. On her way up, his erect penis is already out and he's stroking it slowly. He inserts his throbbing member into her mouth and she proceeds to deep throat him for 10 minutes until he ejaculates violently down her throat. With that out of the way, they then finish their coffee.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop watching porn

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm for this too, but he also needs to bend her over the dining room table while her best friend watches & jerk offs in the other room, until finally getting so worked up she joins them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm for this too, but he also needs to bend her over the dining room table while her best friend watches & jerk offs in the other room, until finally getting so worked up she joins them

          get some help.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >youre my present this year
          >45 minute passionate x rated fricking with an internal creampie where she asks him to make her a mommy
          >as they cum together they hold eachother and stare into eachothers souls with the purest form of love
          >folgers appears on the screen

          Id buy that coffee

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >as they cum together they hold eachother and stare into eachothers souls
            For all the virgin-cels out there, just cum while looking in a mirror. Literally same thing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or even better, they really are blood related brother and sister, then he drops the Folgers can so she drops down to pick it up. On her way up, his erect penis is already out and he's stroking it slowly. He inserts his throbbing member into her mouth and she proceeds to deep throat him for 10 minutes until he ejaculates violently down her throat. With that out of the way, they then finish their coffee.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          watch the commercial

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >left with the best man's numba'

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      an honest 8/10 in L O N D O N

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best man in question

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine grabbing his leg and swinging him in a circle at top speed lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The best part of waking up!
    >Is FRICKING your imouto wild!!

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Like, with how erect and...buoyant? those breasts look, I don't imagine they're natural.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    movie?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tv Show, Rome.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats the infamous torpedo breasts girl,from spartacus

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Isn't that Spartacus?

          It's all Greek to me

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    movie?

    Tv Show, Rome.

    Isn't that Spartacus?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one had the screw up brother from The Mummy as the villain? It's that one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would good Solonius lie?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes hurtin for a squirtin

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would impregnate her repeatedly.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need sause

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le heckin incesterino reddit coffee commercial

  13. 11 months ago
    Anοnymous

    She looks exactly like that betagay from 13 Reasons Why

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