You're not really considering watching Barbie, are you?

You're not really considering watching Barbie, are you?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no, i never was

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you clearly have enough interest to post in this thread.
      someone truly disinterested wouldn't have even bothered.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything for goose.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Barbie goes to the real world
    I already watched that movie 23 years ago.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ they look old

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don't really understand the casting for this movie, Margot I can kinda understand, still too old for the role tbh...but Goslin make no sense...she be someone like 15-20 years younger...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I don't really understand the casting for this movie, Margot I can kinda understand, still too old for the role tbh...but Goslin make no sense...she be someone like 15-20 years younger...

      yeah they look old but who would have been better as ken? young actors all have small presence, gosling is going to steal the movie because he has very good comedic talent

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. Don't you understand how many lonely middle aged women are going to be there? I could end up sitting in between two of them.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe when it's out for download. Trailer was odd.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am. Would you like to join me?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. What's an appropriate dress code for the outing?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Purple with silver hammer pants.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Full suit and tie, my friend. If you don't have a suit I'll rent one for you.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am because Barbie is based. Really hope there's no alphabet freaks in it though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he hasn’t heard

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see it but I'd like to know the synopsis first, trailer doesn't give much away. Its either surprisingly based or incredible israeli.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to a leak that's been posted here Ken finds out that men hold all key positions in the real world so he leads a revolution in the Barbie kingdom.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        not literally me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mite be cool if true.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That actually sounds like it could be fun.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Women running the Barbie world is good and to be celebrated.
        >Men running the real world is bad and unacceptable.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also are there any soldier and officer Barbies? Or is the feminine Barbie world supposed to be violence and war free?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Also are there any soldier and officer Barbies?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never understand the people who would want to watch this, I love Ryan and Margott but this movie looks boring as frick to me

  11. 10 months ago
    Αnonymοus

    why did they get an old hag to play barbie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      From the trailer, it looks like there is an old old Barbie driven to seclusion and a bunch of young and valid Barbies just doing Barbie things and this slightly aged Barbie who has been queen Barbie but is now bordering redundancy and having a midlife crisis.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's supposed to be the original barbie from 1959
      She also wear the same black and white dress in the 2001 space odissey trailer

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is kens hair blonde and not black?
    is it some kind of sjw shit? I seriously can't tell anymore
    why make a barbie movie where the characters doesn't resemble the dolls

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm dating this very hot zoomer girl and we both agreed that we have to see Barbie. It was the only film me and her both anticipated watching.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    personally, no, altho that may change if theres nothing to watch

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will watch it to download my new personality.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The age of the wholesome himbo is nigh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry bros, I don’t think Goose will be able to save and redeem this movie. The fact that he will be able to draw a so called “incel” audience to a movie that will be critical of men is funny though.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I'm not considering it. I know I'll watch it.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I know there’s a troony Barbie I kinda want to, oddly enough.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watch anything with /ourguy/ goose

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warner decided that this is going to be their Top 1 Marquee Blockbuster for 2023 after extremely positive test screening feedback. This will have basically unlimited marketing budget and will be shoved everywhere from now til six weeks after opening weekend.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't the test screenings mixed?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Barbie and Ken in their 40s?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, dolls aren't supposed to age.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't until Margot Robbie's feet were all over the trailer. Greta Gerwig turning out to be a lesbian Tarantino wasn't on my bingo card.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching a shit movie to see if its shit is worth it.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ehh, I unironically was but that new trailer had some kinda bad jokes, guess i'll wait and see

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don’t intend to pay to see it. It had potential and the discussion about it has been fun, but at the end of the day we still live in “current year”. It has no chance of being comfy and fun, and obviously will just be another scathing takedown of societal norms/expectations, which I don’t enjoy or need to see once again. The cast containing irritating Simu Liu, Michael Cera and a transgender Barbie, is just the nail in the coffin.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont watch movies with walled women in lead.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes
    but not in the theater
    This is going to be PURE KINO

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll wait for the memes to drop then watch the literally me bits on youtube

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    trailer is strange, but the barbie world aesthetics kinda looks cool in a odd way

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only barbie I wanna watch is the Aqua music video

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am sophisticated adult why would I watch a movie about children toys

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Gerwig and was excited for what sounded like such a shitpost of a movie, but seeing the obese Black folk in the latest trailer just made me feel sick.
    It's fricking Barbie world, why do you have to include that?

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