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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ACK!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For years I just watched the TV version and didn't know she said fricker at the end. It was an extra surprise when I finally watched a real cut.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does she say in the TV version?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She just says YOU'RE TERMINATED and then the crushes smooshes the T-800 instantly. I think the TV edit is superior.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          making any kind of quip is unrealistic in that scenario is silly
          I don't say one liners to poison spiders I smoosh
          but considering the film era a short one is ok

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >making any kind of quip is unrealistic in that scenario is silly
            True, I think Cameron may have been influenced by James Bond flicks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. I'd be talking shit after wrecking that butthole that's been chasing me around.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah. I'd be talking shit after wrecking that butthole that's been chasing me around.

            The duality of man.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I literally DO say thinks like "you're dead pal" right before smashing a bug.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't say one liners to poison spiders I smoosh
            you should
            you should, its fun

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            because you're a spineless homosexual.
            when I wreck something, man, beast or machine, I always have a one liner up my sleeve.
            and as for you, that's how the cookie crumbles

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >that's how the cookie crumbles
              Are you Rick sanchez or something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day moron

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terminator 1 is better than T2. I think people who prefer T2 over T1 have bad taste.

    >T-800 scary
    >Killing innocent bystanders and police
    >Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor sex scene
    >Slasher movie vibes with T-800 exoskeleton reveal and walking like a zombie

    Also, T-800 wore sunglasses to cover his cybernetic eye. In T2 T-800 wore sunglasses to look cool.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree but I love T2 and simply put, it has Robot vs Robot fights

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like T1 more than T2 but I'm not gonna shit on anyone who prefers T2. They're both great movies.
      Also, I grew up watching T2, and when I later watched T1 I didn't even recognise Linda Hamilton. She did a fricking great job ong ong god fr fr no cap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, they should have just done a reboot of Terminator 1 instead with the exact same plot, a sex scene, and slasher film vibes.
      They also should have done that with Alien 1, just a complete reboot, with the same exact plot and had the monster kept hidden until the very final scene when there's a big reveal surprise right at the end wow, I love re-experiencing the same thing over and over. Good thing I have an obscure disease where I can form no long or short term memories, it just keeps things fresh!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      T-800 wore sunglasses cause Arnie kept fricking blinking, moron

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Cameron not do a second take?
    His name was the Terminator, not the Terminated.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I guess you’re a terminator too…judgment day will soon be upon us

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Video games are getting good, but that would ruin the spirit of T2.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything they made after T2 ruins the spirit of T2

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Terminator 3 is comfy as frick. Everything after that is ass shit and I won't acknowledge it's existence.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the scene in T4 where Christian Bale blasts a mutilated T-800 with a crashed helicopter gun was kino. also Emilia was hot in Dark Fate even if she wasn't a great cast

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hello, I was a 5 year old imbecile when terminator 3 came out, and I stayed an idiot for the rest of my life too

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was 14 and I didn't see it until a year later when it was on tv.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Talk to the hand.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Truth.

          Terminator 3 is comfy as frick. Everything after that is ass shit and I won't acknowledge it's existence.

          >Terminator 3 is comfy as frick
          Sort of true too.
          >Everything after that is ass shit and I won't acknowledge it's existence.
          Salvation was kickass and I don't know why more anons are ignorant of that fact, but yes, 5 looks dumb as hell, and I can confirm that 6 almost works as a comedy.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't even know what numbers are what movies, 3 sucks and that was that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >3 sucks and that was that
              It was ok, but obviously rushed. They didn't even add music to the way-too-long scene where Arnie is smashed through a city.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Terminator was sick.
                Terminator 2 was sick and had a comedic aspect.
                Terminator 3 was fun.

                3 respecters just saw it for the first time as kids. It feels really old now but it was 10 years after T2, just digging up a great movie for no reason to ruin it with a nothing moronic time waster. In the context of a bunch of other terrible sequels maybe it's OK but that's a hell of a curve.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I watched a few weeks ago and it was still fun and enjoyable.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it was 10 years after T2
                12 years, which is a massive amount of time to have seen T2 in a theater as a 13-year-old or so to T3. And in those 13 years society changed drastically.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            4 was poo poo.
            everyone had been waiting for a proper future wars film, and they gave us the most miserable, weak, empty, soulless, absurd plop they could manage.
            felt like a few guys had filmed it in their garage and that it was written by an eight year old.
            >yeah there's this terminator but he's a flesh robot instead but he turns good but then bad but then jan coomer is shot but then the robot gives him his heart and shows that he was human because he had a human heat gand saceiefiece is the most humanest thing u can do wowow it's so cool!
            15 seconds of a flash of future wars from t1 was better than the whole of 4

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone had been waiting for a proper future wars film
              And that's what we got.
              Not sure what you saw.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ah yes, a man running around a bit. some computer animated bits and pieces. a john conor that doesn't look or act like john conor and isn't even the focus of the story.
                nothing that feels or sounds or looks like anything shown in clips from t1 or t2.
                seems just about perfect.
                i guess it's true, the mentally deficient will swallow just about anything

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                haha whatever, dude. I enjoy it and you don't, guess I win.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                pigs enjoy rolling in their own filth. i guess you have something in common with them

                Anon! I do not know for any fact what chromosomes that other anons posesses!
                Stop projecting for one minute and focus, man.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >noooo I need pew pew laser guns and last minute nuke countdown cancellation moments like the last 3 films that has been done to death
              It was a good film. The only legitimate critique is Bale's inability to play any character except Batman.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >noooo I can't criticise slop that's been poured down my gullet must consume gurgle gurgle
                >me did a poo poo in my pants mummy clean it for me waahhh
                it was dogshit and a low budget film like cyborg had more feeling and atmosphere to it than that shitshow.
                you sound like one of those cretins that checks the budget and sales figures before "deciding" whether "you" liked a film.
                >mmmhm it had a budget of 420 million and a box office of 80p million, it must be good

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I've been found out
                autism + plebbit = pre-generated 'opinions based on whatever I've been told is the most sensational or "niche" angle

                get yourself checked for aspergers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tell an autistic cretin what it is
                >it photocopies your message to use as it's "own" retort
                yep, low iq confirmed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are 99999 genders in the terminate universe
      officially canon

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, they canonically killed John Connor and replaced him with some Latina girl boss.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    T4 has to be the longer cut though, the theatrical cut sucks ass.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want more life, fricker!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I recently modded my Fallout 4 playthrough to be an open world future war. I've never played any of the actual Terminator games. Are they good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I've never played any of the actual Terminator games. Are they good?
      The one for the SEGA Genesis is great if you like noir. Really. The SEGA CD version is pretty epic and has a soundtrack that can make you cum.
      Robocop Vs. Terminator is also excellent for the genny. And the arcade game of T2 is good for that and the genny. That about covers the good ones. Alien 3 is ok.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't listen to this moron, those games were on the megadrive

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Euros were the ones obsessed with driving all along
          Whoa..

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *just remembered the arcade version of Aliens is decent, yet weird.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terminator was sick.
    Terminator 2 was sick and had a comedic aspect.
    Terminator 3 was fun.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the original story by Harlan Ellison. It was a little more grounded in reality since he took inspiration from authoritarian regimes that existed at the time.

    Gaymes Cameron was just rehashing the killer robot cliché from 50s sci-fi. Although T1 is still a kino spiritual successor to those films.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What episode is that? I got them on official DVDs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's "Soldier". Not sure which season.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          OH duh it's in the file name even, but thanks nonetheless. So that's the grandfather of The Terminator? Cool. I love that kind of thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >that's the grandfather of The Terminator?
            Supposedly. The writer sued JC for plagiarism and got paid after settling out of court. It's not a direct rip off but there are similarities.
            >two human soldiers in the future get caught in a time warp
            >one is stuck in space time while the other is captured by LAPD in the 1960s
            >detective find out he's from the future when he maps the stars in a position they'll be in centuries from now
            >the soldier has no emotion or concept of civilian life: he's grown in a test tube and worships the state
            >all he knows is killing his enemy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Weak. I can't believe he had to pay anything since what he did is substantially and drastically different, but all right.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was a little more grounded in reality since he took inspiration from authoritarian regimes that existed at the time
      Sounds like so much fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello plebbit.
      i have to find the most plebbit response possible and pretend that I read the harlan ellison short story in 1950 and then waited thirty years before the film came out and then I was outraged that they had stolen the idea from harlan elloson and then I was so angry that I refused to watch them and whenever anyone talks about that film I don't even say the name of it I just point out that harlan aleowson acherly wrote the short story acherly and I wasv acherly so fuming I can't believe they acherly stole his idea acherly it was acherly harlan ellisoen who wrote it acherly and it was so amazing it IS so amazing acherly I watch it every single day in fact I bought all the copies of it and bough t an orijnal book by harlan epiaon and harlan eloaob signed it and I said "they ROBBED you" and he looked at me and said "yes, yes they did,, you are so right and you are NY biggest fan and I decidatee this story to you because only you u detatbad me because you are clever and you saw that acherly that film was a ripoff of my book and you are the best ever got noticing that all by yourself on your own because you are a film critic amazing super" and then he shook my hand and a tear rolled out of his eyes and his say I am his hero and he thanked me and said I saved his life by saying it harlan elison

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meltdown

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yet it is 112% accurate
          you fricking boring freak frick moron c**t.
          why not try developing some of your own opinions instead of sniffing your own farts on plebbit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not them, but Chernobyl was cooler than you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >them
              have a nice day troony

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon! I do not know for any fact what chromosomes that other anons posesses!
                Stop projecting for one minute and focus, man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >, man
                cringe

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, you're not a man.
                Now, what if your favorite Terminator film, butthole?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >what if
                DAAHHHHH
                spastic, try to stop vibrating your little weasel body for long enough to type a sentence

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the anon made a typical typing mistake
                >this means they're showing farm animals up their ass like me
                Wow

                I like T1 more than T2 but I'm not gonna shit on anyone who prefers T2. They're both great movies.
                Also, I grew up watching T2, and when I later watched T1 I didn't even recognise Linda Hamilton. She did a fricking great job ong ong god fr fr no cap.

                >I like T1 more than T2 but I'm not gonna shit on anyone who prefers T2. They're both great movies.
                Based. (the old lady Sarah ending for T2 is the best)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the anon
                at least own up to your idiotic posts you weak homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You sound in need of a good beating, and I'm sorry I can't help you at this time due to technological limitations.
                Now please, kys.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yet it is 112% accurate
        you fricking boring freak frick moron c**t.
        why not try developing some of your own opinions instead of sniffing your own farts on plebbit

        >redditredditredditreddit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I've been found out
          autism + plebbit = pre-generated 'opinions based on whatever I've been told is the most sensational or "niche" angle

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >advanced AI cyborg from future
    He should have known that the robot crushing factory would be dangerous.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Woke shit

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like the scene where he yanks that bearded in overalls from the phone booth
    makes me lmao every time

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's another episode of Redditors calling each other Redditors

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was so hot in the first movie as a young chick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. Restaurant waitress bimbo-Sarah was adorkable, so was her roommate, almost.

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