You've been stranded on a desert island and have luckily brought three films and a TV with you. First, how will you generate the electricity to use the TV, and second what are the films?
You've been stranded on a desert island and have luckily brought three films and a TV with you.
>brought three films and a TV with you
>didn't bring a dvd/bluray player
why am i like this
We've got that covered
Harry Potter boxset. That's film one.
Film two is a gun to kill people. Film three is a sword to eat people. I love emma.
Source?
Lord of the Rings (all three films are meant to be one, just like the books)
Dumb & Dumber
The Terminator
I'd just make sure to pack a solar generator
I want to stuff her ugly beaner face with chunks of cake and block her mouth and nose until she suffocates
thats funny coming from a Hispanic boy
Wtf
you can tell thats a Hispanic posting because he is saving images of a white girl. classic mexican trope
a moronic brown shit got confronted with his genetic inferiority again and screeches over the fact that mexi maisie a shit for all eternity
you tell em, pedro! maybe one day an image of a white you saved will come to life!
Why do you type like a sperg?
because they are unironically an ESL
He's some extreme autist that thinks Moner "stole" his waifu's popularity or some shit and rages every time he sees her.
It's sad to see a man desperately holding onto a waifu like this. Reminds me of watson gays coping after she got harvested and walled.
>Shipka
>Watson
>Both have massive foreheads, manjaws and tiny mouths
Must attract a certain type.
yes. that type is mexicans
stay inferior ye mongrel
top kek you got mad as frick about emma watson getting associated with mexican fans, pedro. just telling you the truth, brown
>emma watson
wat, son?
>confused mexican
classic trope
post hand Hispanic boy
>Mexi Maisie
Not even an insult
her face is already stuffed with black dickmeat
kek at dem hose like breasts
I meant the other one at the pool
>attacks Moner's perky B cup breasts
>praises Shipka's flapjack A cups
If there's ever a better illustration that he just goes "Shipka good, Moner bad" no matter what.
Must be because because the flappy A cups are attached to the more beautiful and charismatic woman. In this case it's not Merced.
maybe before but sadly shipka got hard into drugs and that changes people for the worse
hose what?
same vibe
Looks like troony pornstar Ella Hollywood
Use potato generator
Godfather 1-2 and Scarface
what are you gonna do with the potatoes it generates
Eat em
call a mexican a mexican and see how quickly they recoil in fear
Transformers
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Bonus film: Transformers: The Last Knight
Fricking insane autism ITT.
That's what you get with disgusting fricking simp posters. Seriously the worst posters on this shithole board.
Need to be rangebanned.
The frick kind of tit is that supposed to be?
>A cup
>droopy
Is this the worst combo possible?
Allow me to communicate telepathically with you guys by posting a single image.
At least Dormer is hot otherwise. Shipka has all the sexuality of a doorstopper
top kek you totally need to post your hand
Well we know he's not black but wishes he was
Post Moner and ignore the bogged iron jaw
dont forget. your mom wished she had a child with a white man but instead got a brown shit like you
why is that guy posting ella hollywood
Moner Boner
top kek this moron is still following this
bog
She reminds me of Jenna Coleman but latina
And without the big breasts, but she's got big DSL to make up for it
How mentally ill do you have to be to be posting like everything above this post.
"Recognizing" other users. Being someone worth recognizing. Being assblasted over Internet drama.
have a nice day fricking losers holy shit.
>when a teenager breaks down on Cinemaphile
classic trope
I will make a coconut generator and bring three copies of The Jeffersons season 5, episode 4.
You're mentally ill
thanks, y-you too
post the one with her black boyfriend where her ass is looking like the a stepped on bubblegum
got bogged and no recovery in the future from that lip mess of a surgery
wtf that's not her mouth
is it??
Someone said here it isn't a guy which just makes it usual female friend antics
i NEED a brown gf
Moner is _____
donor of boners
Shipkagays are the most mentally ill waifugays on this board.
its mostly because shipka got bog surgery. no one wouldnt mind if she still looked the way she did before that mess
It's just the one autist.
As is the mercedgay samegayging this thread while a stream of tears fills up his keyboard with sadness water
how do you samegay a thread you made?
Projection
It doesn't seem that way.
kitchen webm.
All chaps are assless. That's what makes them chaps. That's also why I refer to all my pants as "assed chaps."
Ignore the sperg and post Moner
Aye
>red lips
brb
Ok I really don't get it. Why are pics of Isabella Moner always followed by posts of Keirnan Shipka?
There's one extreme autist on Cinemaphile that has some homosexual grudge against Moner and spams Shipka any time he sees her.
looks like he got banned today though since they stopped spamming and the shipka made topic is gone
what are you on about? there was no shipka thread today and neither was anybody banned. I'm just not prepared to fire the shipka picture artillery gun right now
dang dude why are you so into shipka after that bog mess? top fricking kek
but why does he post keirnan? are they related?
Unknown
At least the bug poster isn’t here
MEXICAN
MAISIE
WILLIAMS
MAISIE
frick off with this bullshit already
Hey squeeze face. Really her face looks like it's a squeezed orange with drawn on eyes
You're not on your game tonight
so like maisie williams
yes, the exact same way like maisie
And here I thought that was just about their faces looking the same
Fun fact: They are the same person but when maisie goes outside as merced she touches up her skin with dorito powder
Does she apply it like this?
?t=16
Not quite but pretty close.
Look literally nothing alike
Which they don't
So what?
checkmate
If this is supposed to be an insult, it's not
>desert island
Think you mean deserted, bud. But we'll take this at face value. I'm on a desert island with three movies and a TV. LEDs aren't made with nearly as many wires as old box TVs, so there's nothing particularly useful as far as fishing line goes, not that a few copper wires would hold up too well on a bigger fish anyway. I break off some of the metal bits and start sharpening them against one another in an attempt to make a knife with which to stab a fish or crab for sustenance. It doesn't work too well. There are no rocks or trees either, so I'm fricked for quicker sharpening and a spear handle. As well, since there are no trees, I have no shade whatsoever and am quickly dehydrating while I'm sweating sharpening these tools that just won't fricking sharpen. I get desperate, drink ocean water and begin to slowly die. In a last ditch effort to save some dignity, I take a shard from the broken TV and slit my own throat.
top kek a Hispanic still in the pepe stage just posted a reply in the topic
>still in the pepe stage
Pepe's been a part of Cinemaphile longer than you've been alive, mongoloid.
white people left, pedro.
Don't ever @ me with stupid shit again, you 2016 little dolt.
if you are white trying to appease mexicans on Cinemaphile. thats even funnier than you being a Hispanic.
Dont even bother replying. He's broken mentally.
i hope a white male tells you good job, juan
ah yes, the classic mexican reaction image.
read this
Give me moner in her prime and i won't need films or tv
>that face and head
I thought it was a joke but I guess she really is just Mexican Maisie
someone post that pictuyre after she got the work donew where she's got like a pink thing on and she's sitting in a chair looking
sultry
Gonna fap to some Little Lupe tonight, bros. Pre-boobjob of course.
So is the shipkagay the board's biggest punching bag? I mean he's alone in this. Nobody helps him. He just gets banned and accomplishes nothing, except making shipkagays look stupid. That's just sad. Broken homosexual.
How many times did she let Anthony Hopkins cum inside her?
Who knows? She carries a gallon of cum in her pussy canal from a multitude of guys, from the last 3 hours alone. There no scientifically possible way to make out a single sperm from hopkins
it's still an ongoing count
>auschwitz inmate, 1944, colorized.
>t. chubby chaser
The only movie I bring is Edge of Tomorrow, which I watch on repeat. I generate electricity with a hand crank that has the added bonus of keeping my fapping arm strong
>he's defeated and has resorted to samegayging
That's just sad.
More like this
Less like the sperg raging at Moner (again)
My god. That face, that butt, that skin colour. She's horrendous
Must bury face
me in a constant state of not having sex with her has cause irreversible depression
>First, how will you generate the electricity to use the TV
I salvage the solar equipment that survived, plus I construct a hydroelectric generator out of surviving bits of the boat pieces
castaway 1, 2, and 3
>let it snow
Kiki got in a sweet relationship with an honest and wholesome white guy. Merced jumped on the first Black person dick she saw waggling in front of her face. Art imititates life.
She looks like my hs crush from 15 years ago damn
wtf is even going on in this thread
The usual.
Kikihomosexual sperging
Once you see the Maisie resemblance you can't unsee it
It's spooky. They must be related or something.
Is this some kind of joke or what? Literally nothing on her looks like that GoT b***h
Her name rhymes with boner.
Remember to laugh at the shipkagay. Kills shitpka threads and her presence on Cinemaphile.