Zelda Movie Being Made in Closest Possible Collaboration with Shigeru Miyamoto

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shigeru
    have i got a Zelda for you!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zelda and Ganondorf already cast.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        urbosa also, ready to film her scenes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want a Ganondorf that can act

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you want a ganondorf that has played the games and is incredibly handsome.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oscar isaac would be perfect
          but cavill would be good too a nice subdued ganondorf, instead of a hammy loud ganon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mickey Rourke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shigeru
        have i got a Zelda for you!!

        10/10

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder to all members of Cinemaphile that simply looking like a character doesn't make someone a good actor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not blonde though. Redheads are great, but not for that role.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Verification not required.

      I know you frickers would get mad just seeing this image, but Hunter would truly be the best choice. She straight up look like Zelda in the videogames. Maybe she/he could play Sheik or Link idk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hunter would be perfect to play the biggest homosexual in Zelda lore
        pic related

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tall midna

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically the only time a snood poster has been correct.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Young Link or Adult Link?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Adult Link. Kid actors suck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Young Link later adult Link. You need a kid protagonist to get the whimsy before you get introduced to the fricked up stuff. Kind of like Harry Potter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The proportion of OoT was good, basically half of the first act (10-15 min) as kid link, get some whimsy, character development and world-building, then point of no return and the real adventure begins. Could work.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Young Link or Adult Link?

          Since they're no doubt looking at this as a potential trilogy/franchise, they'll cast young so Link can grow in the sequels while still not getting too old so he looks creepy. How young they cast is the question, I'd put money on a kid the same age as Tom Holland when he first appeared in Captain America 3.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hopefully they don't limit the movie to 90 minutes because that would be difficult to do in a short amount of time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My money's on teen Link. Like 15/16 but never confirming his actual age.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Young link but this is young link

      Shigeru
      have i got a Zelda for you!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont want kid actors in this shit bruh, bad enough Zeldas prolly gonna be some 14yo you cant even jerk off over

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bad enough Zeldas prolly gonna be some 14yo you cant even jerk off over

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither, we need link to the past link fighting Aghnim, Blind and finally Gannon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It has to be young link into teen link like OoT.
      Although I don't want this movie to be made, because I worry they would take the art direction of the Pokemon and Sonic movies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      femboy Link ofc UwU

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shiggy fricking hated Windwaker and its consequences, and I don't blame him. It'll be adult link from here to eternity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shiggy hated WW for the art style. Meanwhile OG Link was also a kid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And Twilight Princess Link wasn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adult link
      No such thing. The oldest he ever gets is 17.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Young Link shits on everyone. Honestly Toon Link is the king.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >miyamoto
    it'll be bland tripe like modern zelda under aonuma
    bring in koizumi to make the kino zelda movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I miss traditional style Zelda games. Considering TotK seemed to have zero cultural impact, I think most people agree.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now look at the sales numbers

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sales equates to quality

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I guess Avatar is the most culturally impactful movie ever?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Considering TotK seemed to have zero cultural impact, I think most people agree.
        But what about all the "funny" 20 second clips of people building contraptions to break the game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cultural impact
        This is a great term for whenever you need to rationalise something successful as secretly having failed because it's too vague to disprove

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Friendly reminder that Zelda is at its best when non Miyamoto people are in charge of the franchise.

      Oh god please let Koizumi do Zelda.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think his are the best Zelda's

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank frick I thought I was the only one who thought BOTW and TotK were overrated blandness.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo really does not want to leave anything to chance. It's either their way or the highway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good. We'll actually get white, blonde and blue eyed Zelda and Link this way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like we got that Black person in detective pikachu lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pokémon isn't solely Nintendo's property. They split it with GameFreak and Creatures Inc.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still. The Japs prolly think westerners *like* getting le diversity shoved in their face because they don't know better.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Still. The Japs prolly think westerners *like* getting le diversity shoved in their face
              They're actually fine with naming the israelite.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't get my point, dumdum

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Should've involved Nintendo then. They would've ensured that everything stayed on-brand.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That movie clearly didn't do well enough, so I'm not sure that's a great thing to point to. If it was Ash, I'm sure they would've been more strict on him either being Asian or white. Instead, it was a literally who from a spinoff game most haven't played. People know what Link and Zelda should look like.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'll only work if it's an animated film and if Link remains silent except for a few grunts and groans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only way for Link to be silent is for Zelda to be the main protagonist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be fine if they give Link, Zelda, and Ganon(dorf) equal focus.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The only way for Link to be silent is for Zelda to be the main protagonist.
        Or if they had a competent writer who creates a running series of circumstances where other characters and their actions narrate the plot to the audience so Link never has to vocalize.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There's only one game to base it on.

          Link doesn't have to be literally silent. Only morons think that. You can have protagonists that don't speak a lot. morons in these threads don't watch many movies. Never seen The Dollars Trilogy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Link speaks, a lot. The way npcs react during dialog is your context clue. You the player are Link so you're supposed to fill in the blanks beyond the explicit Yes/No/Maybe/Can you Repeat That dialog options.
          When Zelda first asked you to look through the window and you selected Yes/No, did you only say Yes/No yourself? Or did you have fun with it? Be a smartass? Make up your own joke to make your little brother laugh? Link is (You). He is literally and metaphorically your link to the game.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is why Zelda is a role-playing game, because it is in which you PLAY the ROLE of young boy Link

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >so you're supposed to fill in the blanks beyond the explicit Yes/No/Maybe/Can you Repeat That dialog options.
            It's not even just that. A lot of responses are complete sentences

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He doesn't, he's a mute protagonist which is based. Because he is basically autistic, which is based. Only aged out boomers want Link to be a sexually active charming protagonist the same way they want to see Batman file divorce papers. Real Link doesn't give a shit about talking to girls or anyone else, he wants to swing sword and break pots. They should absolutely have a scene where Link walks off camera in an unprompted The Office type way in the middle of Zelda talking.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >He doesn't
              moron.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Play the games. He makes noises like grunts or cries that indicate emotion, but he's not inclined to speak. And he doesn't need to. There are a ton of good movies about people with language barriers where they don't speak to each other. You can convey a lot without gay lines.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He does speak to the other character thoughbeit. There are scenes in, for example, Skyward Sword where he explains a situation to an NPC and the camera pans away. Zelda says in BotW that he's not talkative, but he's no literal mute either

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >moron.
                Nah, that anon is just a mute autistic that doesn't want to lose his representayshun

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Link is (You). He is literally and metaphorically your link to the game.

            He hasn't been an avatar since WW. He even had proper coming-of-age character arc going for in OoT & MM. They removed the naming conventions in BoTW, gave him unique dialogue options and his entire personality and inner struggles are written out for the player to read in Zelda's diary.
            At this point, the only reason Nintendo hasn't dropped the avatar schtick is due to immense fan backlash. But I suspect they're waiting for the movie's release to change that, and that'll finally give them a proper excuse to drop the avatar bullshit for good. Having a silent protagonist doesn't work if you want your IP to branch into mainstream multimedia shit like movies and TV, and it's already running its course in the games.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Excuse me princess

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not the fricking 80's anymore anon. Try reading the mangas for a more modern approach, he's fine in most of those.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                looks pretty gay

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda should unironically be the main protagonist. She drives the story forward, Link just solves her mess quite stoically.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or just give him mouthpiece travel companions like Darunia or Ruto or a bird frick person

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It'll only work if it's an animated film and if Mario remains silent except for a few Bings and Wahoos.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the mute stuff only works for the games because it's unnecessary for the player to hear him talk but even then, it's clear that link is talking to the NPCs. you just can't do an animated movie and it's moronic to think they would do that

        >you just can't do an animated movie
        Did you just forget about WallE? Anyway, the purpose of Link's sidekicks is to do the talking for him in half the games. It's not a difficult problem to solve.

        I'm with

        It'll only work if it's an animated film and if Link remains silent except for a few grunts and groans.

        and

        >you just can't do an animated movie
        Did you just forget about WallE? Anyway, the purpose of Link's sidekicks is to do the talking for him in half the games. It's not a difficult problem to solve.

        , you can't add a voice to a character that has been historically mute because there is no baseline, any choice will feel off and different from the fans' headcanons. Same with Gordon Freeman.
        Mario has been voiced before, he even says "so long-a Bowser" and "thank you for to playing my game-a" on N64. Remember the Chris Pratt controversy of people wanting Martinet to voice him in the film?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you can't add a voice to a character that has been historically mute because there is no baseline
          Link speaks in everything outside the games. He's mute to be a self-insert for the player. That's all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >because there is no baseline
          Link has had a "baseline voice" since OoT you moron. Ever Link since Hero of Time has sounded very similar to Hero of Time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's already been confirmed to be live action.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sleep. Don't you have enough of this type of boring animeslop? Go watch that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the mute stuff only works for the games because it's unnecessary for the player to hear him talk but even then, it's clear that link is talking to the NPCs. you just can't do an animated movie and it's moronic to think they would do that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you just can't do an animated movie
        Did you just forget about WallE? Anyway, the purpose of Link's sidekicks is to do the talking for him in half the games. It's not a difficult problem to solve.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that Zelda is at its best when non Miyamoto people are in charge of the franchise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some lesser-known details
      >planned to be a movie saga if the first flick is successful
      >main director heavily implied that Link will talk
      >the lead actor for the latest Planet of The Apes movies was rejected from playing Link because he was "too old," despite being only 25. Rumors are that they're looking for a child-to-young teen actor to play Link right now. This news also removes Timothée Chalamet and Tom Holland out of the picture.

      Take that as you will.

      Pretty much. Koizumi is the man largely responsible for Zelda's past success, not Miyamoto or Aonuma. Shame he won't be involved; it's practically guaranteed to be safe, sanitized corporate kiddy slop under Miyamoto's management.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Link's Awakening is the best one.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A David Lynch Zelda film would be insane - and stupid - but insane in a fun way. I gotta have it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing gets weirder that the one where you wear a torture device so you can hear grandma's boring story all night.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Does Nintendo regret Majora's Mask?
            Everything they've said about it since seems to imply that. But they did remaster it for the 3ds and left all the weirdness intact and they were happy with its prominence in Hyrule Warriors so maybe they just don't know how to reference it in the wider context of the franchise?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              According to Hyrule Historia it's in his own specific timeline along with TP and 4 Swords.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in the know knows that Koizumi is the real heart behind Zelda.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NCU
    I'm gonna go with ciNintendo universe.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    0% chance Link saves the princess, so absolutely frick this movie.
    Just watched Fall Guy and it's absurd the lengths they go to to make sure that no man ever saves a woman.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >0% chance Link saves the princess, so absolutely frick this movie.
      Do you honestly think Nintendo's gonna take the knee on that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie, they took the knee with the most iconic character in the world. What makes you think this will be any different?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >homie, they took the knee with the most iconic character in the world. Wha
          Who?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mario still did everything and Peach sung his praises. She fell for HIM instead of the other way around.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based take. Mario's character arc was to become SUPER Mario to save the Princess, The Mushroom Kingdom and NYC.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tfw Kevin Smith He-Man-esque bait is switch is entirely possible

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good. hopefully it will be based on zelda before the year 2002

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Link will talk
    >Zelda will be a girlboss who don’t need no man to rescue her
    >Gerudo will be nogs
    you know it will happen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      will be a girlboss
      Here we go again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Link will talk
        >Zelda will be a girlboss who don’t need no man to rescue her
        >Gerudo will be nogs
        you know it will happen

        Zelda was pretty proactive in games like OoT and Wind Waker. Shit in Ocarina she becomes a troony and Wind Waker Tetra is the leader of a band of adult male pirates.

        >sales equates to quality

        Yeah I'm sure Nintendo doesn't care about sales and that this movie is being made purely for art

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zelda isn't a bimbo like Peach. She's been proactive since OoT and fights against Ganon with Link in Wind Waker and ToTk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Shit in Ocarina she becomes a troony
          Wearing a disguise doesn't make you a troony, ywnbaw.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zelda will be a girlboss
      Zelda, who is a family line rather then a single person so each can have their own personality anyway, has been taking heavy doses of Girlboss since 1998.

      Ocarina - Crossdressing Ninja Zelda who's been fighting Ganondorf's forces without you for 7 years.
      Wind Waker - Tanned Brown Zelda in absolute command of a crew of otherwise male pirates.
      Twilight Princess - Fought a last-stand action against Zant with her sword in her hand.
      Phantom Hourglass - Lost her Body? Just take over an armoured death-spirit to fight from that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zelda isn't a bimbo like Peach. She's been proactive since OoT and fights against Ganon with Link in Wind Waker and ToTk

        Idiots, girlboss doesn't mean "woman taking charge or woman fighting" girlboss is a woman who is a b***h to a man to look strong. Zelda acting like that would not be zelda, just like girlboss peach was cringe

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Verification not required.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emma Watson and her giant dump truck ass was literally made for this role

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlikely. Zelda has never been a red head.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That hurts more than it probably should.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Surely you're being ironic here and genuinely don't know?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you’re all ready to hear this guy’s voice again, but now through link

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well excuuuse me, anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he is a really good voice actor though...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets credited as link
      >link is mute the entire movie
      lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's literally Vin Diesel as Groot

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto is the reason modern Nintendo is absolute trash. He wants everything to be as sterile and bland as possible. Frick him. Someone needs to retire his ass. Also this film is gonna suck fricking ass as well so who gives a fricking shit. It's not going to anything anyone wants.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. He's a good ideas guy with too power influence on story and content.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cigar Frog as Princess Zelda

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are these games any good?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are but only up to Majoras Mask. After that it's all garbage soulless games. That includes the remakes.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the most part yeah.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the individual parts of a zelda game all kinda suck. The combat isnt great, the platforming isnt great, the puzzles arent great, the writing isnt great (aside from majora's mask). Zelda as a series was carried for a long time by its charm. Id say only recently with tears of the kingdom did it actually get its own identity gameplay wise, electing for fun and wacky creative things you can do with the physics, constructing things, and very emergent systems that make every situation even in the overworld feel like its own puzzle with dynamic solutions.

      rather than just being a 3D metroid whom its contemporaries were better in their individual departments.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >did it actually get its own identity gameplay wise
        Ripping off nuts n' boltz?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only the first nes one - mike matei

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Skyward Sword

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are only good if you played them as a child. Try them and see for yourself if you don't believe me, Zelda is the most overrated gaming franchise ever.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Try each of them for an hour, then revisit whichever ones you like.
      If you want the vidya equivalent of a tasty snack, I'd recommend the Minish Cap.

      the individual parts of a zelda game all kinda suck. The combat isnt great, the platforming isnt great, the puzzles arent great, the writing isnt great (aside from majora's mask). Zelda as a series was carried for a long time by its charm. Id say only recently with tears of the kingdom did it actually get its own identity gameplay wise, electing for fun and wacky creative things you can do with the physics, constructing things, and very emergent systems that make every situation even in the overworld feel like its own puzzle with dynamic solutions.

      rather than just being a 3D metroid whom its contemporaries were better in their individual departments.

      >The combat isnt great, the platforming isnt great, the puzzles arent great, the writing isnt great (aside from majora's mask). Zelda as a series was carried for a long time by its charm
      True. They come together with a nice aesthetic to form a nice 7/10+ game.
      >only recently with tears of the kingdom did it actually get its own identity gameplay wise
      trolling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only
      >OoT
      >MM
      >LA
      The rest are painfully bad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really like the first one. I’m not mike matei

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link better be a cute twink and the movie better show his butthole.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You weirdos are a worse cancer than /misc/, /b/tards and bronys combined. gb2 your containment board

      [...]

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want a scene with forced cross-dressing where Link gets embarrassed about how well he passes for a girl.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i look forward to seeing the adventures of girl boss zelda and her costar #glm Gannon.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what if Zelda was an adventurer and was all dirty from all the dungeon crawling?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cute but im still not watching a movie about Detroit

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know how they'll do it. Presumably Link will have a constant companion for dialogue. Link will have to have some kind of character arc. Any dungeon exploration will be abridged. Maybe Link goes through one dungeon and retrieves the Triforce of Courage, then goes to Death Mountain to fight Ganon. I just can't see the structure of any of the games turning into a film.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just can't see the structure of any of the games turning into a film.
      They would be stupid to adapt the games flat out. I'd say the best idea would make an original story and say it's just another stop on the timeline for the nerds. That way they can use whatever elements from the games that they want

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I just can't see the structure of any of the games turning into a film.
      Because you lack imagination.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're not wrong.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so then link put a broom an a sword together, then attached it to a spinning cog in the shape of a nazi symbol

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no Wind Waker adaptation with Brendan Gleeson as fat I coveted the Wind Ganondorf

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Metroid Movie
    >Nintendo demands actress for Samus is kept a secret and you only find out at the end of the movie when she takes off her helmet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >expecting any women to keep a secret
      >especially the one who would gives her the world attention

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo would kill her if she leaked it or if anyone on the crew leaked it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be amazing. When was the last time a major actor's role in a major movie wasn't used in the marketing? Matt Damon in Interstellar?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zeldas are terrible when they have a story. Get all that text off my screen.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Link will be trans and Ganon will be trans
    Zelda will also be trans
    The triforce will be aboriginal

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto is a demented hack who hasn't had a good idea since the 90s

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >job is coming up with games
      >stop coming up with games
      I get moving onto the more business side of things but wouldn't you at least say "hey what if we made a game about longboarding in space? here are some sketches."
      Just think of the big writers/directors who are still going. Video games continue to make no sense.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, he has his work cut out for him just making sure they don't butcher his legacy. People probably come to him all day on games that he supervises/produces with stupid questions like "would Mario ever eat ravioli?" "should we give Link a triple jump?" "should Pikmins suck eachother off?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he stops lore gays from taking over nintendo, thats more than enough

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is exactly why he's awful. You wouldn't need timeline theory bullshit if he just allowed Koizumi to write coherent stories for the games that actually achieved something overall instead of treating Zelda like it's Mario.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        With the franchise going into movies and shows and shit, lore gays and writers are actually needed, anon.
        Hell, ToTK's writing was so fricking bad they couldn't even keep things consistent as a direct sequel with the same main cast, setting or NPCs. That's just outright embarrassing even on a gaming industry front these days.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So what game are they going to adapt, or take heavy inspiration from?
      The go-to answer would be BoTW as it's the most successful and widely-known one, but I have a feeling it's going to be OoT, with a full blown RE2/FF7-like remake coinciding in its release year as a Switch 2 title.

      This. The Mario Bros film was garbage and this is likely to be another forgettable and generic reference-fest frickup. He and that shitty Jurassic World screen writer will ruin it.

      Are these games any good?

      Twilight Princess was the last decent one, everything after that is soulless corporate slop. And even then, some of the older titles didn't age well over the years.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Animated Mario movie makes almost a billion dollar and wipes the floor with Disney “live action” slop. Now switches to live action because…..? How could they screw up this bad, they JUST made something good!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mario is for children so it made sense to keep it animated. The Legend of Zelda is a mature series for grown ups so it needs to be live action.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    <=== it's a Snood

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should really just make Hunter Link, he's feminine enough to play a man even though he technically larps as a woman

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Miyamoto heavily involved
    It's over
    he will ruin the movie just like he did to RPG Mario

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who will direct it? Great IP doesn't matter if it's directed by a shit.

    I want Ridely Scott to be like a shadow director (not second unit), a mentor for another primary director. He has so much skill at running a production and I think that enables the incredible production design quality all his movies had.
    But unfortunately his taste and decision making has become moronic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ridley Scott is slated to direct the movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The guy who directed the new planet of the apes is directing it

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm less concerned about what's in the movie and more about the potential for another gross moral failure in a casting choice like making a drug pusher donkey kong

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sir the animated movie is a huge success
    >Excellent let's make Zelda live-action for no reason
    Nintendo seriously makes the dumbest decisions for no reason. It's like they're allergic to success and have to frick up

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take people who take whining about Peach or Zelda seriously. Peach was the best character in Mario 2 and Zelda has been headstrong since OoT. Stop being babies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We just don't like your modern brand of "competent" and "headstrong"
      Girlboss Peach was shit

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's no way this isn't shit. Should have stuck to animation, a live action movie is just going to look wrong and I bet they're going to pozz it up as much as they can as well.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to cast huge Nintendo fan Brie Larson as Zelda

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should cast Timothy Chalamet as link and zendaya as Zelda. Florence Pugh should also have a role.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto is a homosexual and his autism ruined games

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yayyyyyyyyyyy

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee that this film will include tropes that will make it unwatchable for a normal person. These tropes include:
    Race swaps. All of them, every time. No exceptions
    -Unidirectional diversity: non white places, real or fictional, can be depicted as all one race. White places, real or fictional, must be depicted as having the ethnic diversity of NYC or LA. Example: Wakanda is full of black Africans, Asguard is somehow multiracial.
    -Women are good/strong, men are bad/weak. Increasingly doughy, handicapped, even pregnant women can all physically dominate groups of men. Women are stoic, battle hardened inventor mechanics who aren't interested in relationships or motherhood because that's a stereotype that harms real women somehow. Men are essentially made out of Styrofoam and possess no physical advantages in any fictional setting. Men are also typically more emotionally incontinent, cowardly and less assertive than women. Expectations subverted.
    -Leftist politics. Always. No exceptions. Climate activism, gun control, abortion, women, LGBT, people of color, open borders= good. America, cops, guns, Christians, men, loving ones country, border laws, hot women, hetero relationships= bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hm prolly not Mario movie wasn't too PC. Shit's kinda different when it comes to Jap IPs

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is big zelda doing to little zelda?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Posing for a photo

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would you feel if Link was a cute boy with a tight pussy?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Basedny
    oh boy get ready for bumbling link and hypercompetent girlboss Zelda who has to save Link this time because le subversion!

    oh and zelda will be played by Zendaya.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >zelda will be played by Zendaya.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WAHOO BING BING

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell no one itt actually played miyamoto's zelda games. His were the best ones.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The point that the best ones, which people think of as being "made by Miyamoto", were written and directed by by Koizumi, is going completely over your head here.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >closest possible collaboration
    read: "i will sign my name on this when the check clears. no i will not watch it. i haven't touched this series since wind waker lol"

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid I wanted a zelda movie more than anything. I would spend hours in forums hashing out the details with other nerds. Now I try to pretend I don't hear these news updates

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here is your Zelda.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toon Link anime when?

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now how the frick is this going to work? Zelda is tonally not a comedy. It has some cartoon quirkiness sometimes but overall its a serious fantasy tale with some gravitas.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cautiously intrigued but it should've been animated, not live action, and the director's track record doesn't inspire much hope for anything better than mediocre slop

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Miyamoto instead of Aonuma
    Fricking thank god.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i said this in another thread about this movie, but no one read it so here i'm gonna post it again;

    when i was a kid playing the zelda games on nes i never really understood the story, because i was seven and didn't really speak english (not to mention most games at the time had horrible translations).

    i thought zelda was link or the other way around, that he/she was in hiding but still fighting to win back the kingdom from ganon.
    i got them mixed up or something, thinking they were the same person.

    what i'm trying to say is i think hunter schafer should play both link and zelda.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nes
      >story
      It's boy saves princess from monster. Tom c**t could figure that out

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (You)

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >collaboration with Miyamoto
    What
    Didn't he die years ago?
    Did I hop timelines again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was Miyazaki who died, the creator of Akira

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I happen to be spergy weeb, so I know Ootomo Katsuhiro made Akira and that Miyazaki is the one who made all the good Ghibli films.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie conversions of cartoon characters can be worrying - they're not always accurate, and they can distort or even ruin people's image of the original. The interesting thing about this film is that Mario is played by an actor and not an animated sprite, and I'm relieved to hear that the director hasn't distorted the Mario image. I'm pleased the film has been classified PG too. It's said to contain things which are not really 'Mario', but then, it is only a movie.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't think they can make it work with the way movies have that glossy slop look to them these days. It needs to be shot on film. Zelda has a specific ambience that digital cannot capture.

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    miyamoto has ALWAYS hated story, why the frick is he interested in making movies out of nintendo games, don't say more money, nintendo is one of the richest companies in japan

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >don't say more money, nintendo is one of the richest companies in japan
      Money isn't infinite, dumbass. They gotta keep on making money to stay afloat and pay their employees.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >money isn't infinite
        it is for nintendo, their fans will buy utter dogshit if it has their brand on it. my question stands- why is miyamoto making a movie with zero gameplay when he is on record multiple times stating he only cares about gameplay and actively discourages storytelling in games he is a part of

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sony
    Dead on arrival

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But... Miyamoto died?
    There was a whole wake and everything at the Dorito Pope show?

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony and Nintendo, together at last!

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What about Takashi?

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