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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didnt know alex braun was making spoofs again

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    999 million is still zero billion.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol at that fricked up afro Hollywood is the worst

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The afro covers up the yellow in the background lol

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing can beat double meat spider-man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is even a meat-spice?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        apparently "pork" and "beef." So if you've ever had shitty instant ramen that but in chip form.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >It's human Christmas out there, they eat so much! Pork n beef, CHEESE N CHIPS! Hot...FAT GREASY FOOD! JUST EAT IT EAT IT-

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can confirm from experience that the Japanese eat meat like that man in the video

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Japan is sometimes known for having unique and sometimes "strange" flavors
      I wonder if this is the result of a different marketing strategy? Most western companies seems content to limit them to a certain number of products to prevent them from competing with each other, but perhaps Japanese ones prefer to find and exploit as many niches as humanly possible? idk, just thinking out loud.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never forget the glory of spider doritos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and god bless the coincidence of the Pepsi poster in the back all those years ago

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    very cheap

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Both of these are equally stupid and awful tho.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO what a disaster, none of the live action versions come close to the comics

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's bad enough to blackwash a character, but why do they always give females the giant ass afros?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How big will the box office be in Morbillions?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well 1 Morbillion is equal to $-0.0000000000000000000004 so...90. No. 400.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well 1 Morbillion is equal to $-0.0000000000000000000004 so...90. No. 400.

      how did this get greenlit?

      Sony is desperate and incompetent

      >non MCU marvel movie coming out
      >looks like dogshit
      >people notice
      Yeah, it's the damnedest thing.

      The Marvels is the biggest Marvel movie flop of all time.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently someone at Sony went "Hold my beer."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        okay, i don't give a shit. i didn't watch that trash and i'm not watching this either.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and that was also widely noted and mocked here. Are you moronic or something?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only because of the SAG strike

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But that ended like 2 days before the movie came out.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not sure he's in the thread anymore to explain it using small words, and I just don't have the patience for it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you trying to argue that Marvel didn't advertise the shit out of that movie? Between the 3 trailers, a special trailer for the Taylor Swift movie, and Secret Invasion, people knew it existed but didn't care.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There was nothing to advertise, aside from "remember these television characters? Now they are in a movie!".
                Go look at the trailers again. No great lines, no great scenes of cool or menacing villains, nothing even funny. It's just a poorly conceived television flick blown up with expensive CGI, like Blue Beetle (and this new Sony flick).

                People aren't going to go to theaters for a CW tv movie, Marvel or Spidey-Man brand nonwithstanding. WB thought they could just throw HarleyQuinn into a teevee tier birds of prey flick and make that fly too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >“If you look at the comics, the further you go back, the less clothes Carol Danvers seems to be wearing,” said Feige. “Oftentimes it’s a one-piece bathing suit basically, with outrageous comic proportions. … Brie pointed it out on the wall, and we went, ‘Yeah … just so you know, that’s not what we’re doing.’ She goes, ‘OK. I didn’t think so, but I’m glad you said that.'”
        since feige took over marvel comics captain marvel has been canceled 14 times, that's more than one cancellation a year, the fans left and gave the signal that they were going the wrong way, feige who doesn't know the market was arrogant and thought he could do better, now the failure has been in all media, congratulations feige, never turn your back on the fans, they liked these characters even before you were born

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah...movie audiences broadly loved Captain Marvel before Feige's meddling with her costume...ok then.
          (barely anyone gave a single frick).

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let's be 100% honest. If you took the original Captain Marvel outfit and cast the right woman to show her ass for 90 minutes, she'd be the highest grossing movie and the top selling Halloween costume. Any women who yells about it is met with "You just hate it because you can't pull it off," any man who yells about it is met with "You hate it because you couldn't pull her."

            >Source: I watch pro wrestling where women with nice asses get popular.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, sorry Mr. Incel, it doesn't work like that.
              And you should seek professional help for your Brie issues.
              The Marvels was a weak ass movie, it had nothing to do with exposed ass or sideboob.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >male characters being attractive helped Marvel and Aquaman gain female fans
                >female characters being attractive wouldn't gain male fans because....IT JUST WOULDN'T, OKAY??
                Meanwhile, Anyone But You crossed 100 million yesterday because both of the leads are hot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Morbius beat it, yet the MCU brigade don't want to use Marvels as the measuring stick for flops.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did this get greenlit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony is desperate and incompetent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They contractually obligated to create a spider person movie every few years to keep the ip.
      They can't use Holland because he is tied to disney and the mouse will take a cut and want to control everything.
      So they shit out low effort junk like this to keep their obligations.
      They check as many boxes esg for the low effort shit as they can so they can get funding for the actual shit they care about.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem with this logic is that they're shitting out three of these movies this year alone. You've got this, Kraven and Venom 3.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just make a Julia movie

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >non MCU marvel movie coming out
    >daily seething thread
    Anyone else notice this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >non MCU marvel movie coming out
      >looks like dogshit
      >people notice
      Yeah, it's the damnedest thing.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this one of those Wood Rocket pornos?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like Wood Rot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll always wonder what did them in. I thought they had a solid thing and then out of no where no one wanted to work with them.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They need to fire the people responsible for these costumes, Amy Pascal had one job, bring in the original Spider-Woman and Black Cat, totally accurate to the comics, bring in something that has never been in the Spider-Man franchise, this Madame Web movie? Nobody asked for it, and Sidney is an idiot for signing on for this bomb, the fans want her to play Black Cat, not a character that nobody gives a damn about

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man related food never works well

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The menu includes offerings such as the "Green Gobblin’ Pizza" which is a pizza with hatch green chiles, garlic, tomato, and spices, paired with cheddar cheese, pickled jalapeños, and a web of sour cream. There are also Green Gobblin’ Loaded Fries - the toppings from the pizza just on top of fries. For dessert there's the Pumpkin Spice Bomb Shake - vanilla ice cream blended with a blast of pumpkin pie spice topped with whipped cream and cinnamon. The menu itself also doubles as a mask to hide your secret identity.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Green Goblin's sour cream topping
      Gwizza, if you will.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The menu options include a “Marvel’s NY Steak” and a “Venom Seafood Curry”. The NY Steak menu costs 600 yen (or about $4,) while the Venom Curry menu costs 500 yen (~$3.30).

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In two movies, they never gave her anyone to fight that you couldn't reasonably expect Power Man and Iron Fist to beat up. Nothing but Skrulls and Kree agents, and some rando humans.
    Aside from blowing up CGI ships and fighting Thanos for 10 seconds she's given nothing.
    This would have been sorta-fine if she was just some flying woman slightly stronger than Spider-Man. But they immediately made her Odin-tier and then did nothing with her of interest. Even Wonder Woman got to fight a (really stupid-looking) God after all the not-Nazis.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not seeing it unless Moner and Sweeney sit next to me in the theater and take turns giving me oral pleasure.

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