>zombie movie. >people are aware of the threat. >no one wears any protective gear

>zombie movie
>people are aware of the threat
>no one wears any protective gear

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of brainless morons can take over the thinking people that can utilize tactics and weapons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he never crawled up stairs when he was a kid
      poor thing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The people generally are moronic though. Even with internet, so it kind off evens out.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Theoretically speaking, the safest environment should be one with stairs since zombies shouldn't know how to walk up stairs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this comment might be the most moronic thing i've ever read on this board

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      animals with 5 IQ can climb stairs dumbass

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't talk a out my cats that way bud!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's right

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where are you supposed to get the gear when most stores have been raided

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at least cover your arms with carpet or whatever moron

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie movie
    >it's been months or years since it started
    >all the zombies still look like they just died and haven't rotted away to nothing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, and they walk around like they're still alive. who buys this shit lol

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Zombie movie
    >Zombies never attack each other

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    probably gonna happen again coz the coof didnt kill off enough cultist morons

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thankfully the vax is taking people out, lol/lmao that it's your side.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        JUST TWO MORE WEEKS AND ALL THE VAXXIES WILL BE DEAD!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Biden didnt do shit

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Then there wouldn't be a movie.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie apocalypse that’s lasted years
    >every zombie is still clothed, at least enough to cover their genitals
    It’s a game but The Last of Us II actually had fully nude zombies (with 3d pubes too). If you ask me it makes it more disturbing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last of Us is still moronic because there's been 20 years since the first infection in the first game, and 30 years in the second game, but somehow the elements haven't wiped out most of the zombies.
      You've got hordes of them just walking around in sub zero temperatures like it's nothing in the second game.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        turn off your brain its zombies
        its the irrational humans that are the issue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last of Us is still moronic because there's been 20 years since the first infection in the first game, and 30 years in the second game, but somehow the elements haven't wiped out most of the zombies.
      You've got hordes of them just walking around in sub zero temperatures like it's nothing in the second game.

      the last of us zombie logic is moronic because
      >the zombies eat the players alive until there's nothing left, killing their potential vessels
      >cordyceps ants which are the basis of the idea don't attack other ants, they just turn into a vessel for sprading the fungus spores

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        youre forgetting the cordyceps is also air born so theres tons of people who were never bitten who end up turning

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where do I get protective gear?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >go to a Harley Davidson store
      >wear a leather jacket and leather chaps
      >human teeth can't bite through leather
      >???
      >profit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >go to water-sports store
        >steal a shark-proof dive suit
        >literally invincible

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >shoot zombie with a harpoon gun
          >the harpoon is wedged in the zombie and you can't pull it out while it's trying to eat you
          >run away as fast as you can

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zombies can make plans amongst themselves, deceive people, and lay traps

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a bunch of zombies digging tunnels under NY City

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >zombies can make plans amongst themselves, deceive people, and lay traps
      >add to that nigh indestructible
      Though intended to be farcical, Return of the Living Dead zombies are downright terrifying.

      ?t=51

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly the Return of the Living Dead has most terrifying zombies in all of media
        Nearly indestructible, you cant nuke them because you will just spread contamination, they are smart, can talk, can run.

        How do you even deal with a threat like that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Send
      More
      Paramedics

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >your rescuers actually want to eat you

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't spears more prominent? You can stab zombies through the head from a safe distance. Characters prefer getting really close with knives instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >stab one zombie through the head at a safe distance
      >several others gets too close for a spear to be an effective weapon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gets caked in blood
      >you eventually contaminate yourself from handling it
      why don't more zombie movies do this? the food, water, rats, and birds should be freaking people out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck using a spear in a narrow place.
      A crowbar is the ultimate weapon tool against zombies.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    virus needs to be airborne to infect thousands of people. there's no need for zombies to bite people to infect them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Project Zomboid has this idea. The survivors in that game are immune to the airborne strain but not bites.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh? You're approaching me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oh shit a wienerbiter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*CLANK* *CLANK* *CLINK* *CLANK*
      >oh noooo the zombies heard me and mated pressed me on the ground noooo

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    probably gonna happen again coz the coof didnt kill off enough cultist morons

    why are leftoids living in a fantasy land where biden hasn't been the absolute worst president since carter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he's bad because uhhhh HE JUST IS OKAY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he can barely form a goddamn sentence
        he's presided the worst inflation since the 70s
        nobody likes him
        that's all it's gonna take
        owari da

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Biden
      >Worst president

      About third worst after Reagan and Bush (Not the Dubya one, the Senior)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >dubya better
        Calm down there and get back in the looney bin

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Dubya was not bringing us to a brink of World War 3 because his son is so used to sniff coke and bang cheap ukrainian prostitutes, mate.

          So yeah, Dubya IS better than Biden.
          Dubya, at least, was coherent. Biden is just a senile fricking automaton, who just goes with a flow, all while the neoliberals happily warmonger their asses off "for democracy and tolearnce".

          Live with it, woketard.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >reeee my ww3 for ukraine no give pootin whatever he wants I is scared U R WOKETARD WOKETARD
            Well I should have known I was talking to a genuine moron.
            Your precious vatniks are dying in the dozens as we speak and I fricking love it you disgusting traitor.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You're happy that people are dying? People you've never met? That's not normal, anon.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ruskies aren't people so it's fine

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's not a normal thing to say, at least not since 1955

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              moviebob moment

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >muh WW3 is gonna happen because Biden is sending bullets to Ukraine
            The USSR was sending fleets of jets to Vietnam at the arguable height of the Cold War and no one was launching the nukes over that.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zombie movies and games rely on there being NO zombie media in their worlds. This is generally accepted and not beyond reasonable suspension of disbelief. Otherwise the national guard would just pop the all in their heads and be done with it in a few days. It relies on everyone not knowing to do that or how to protect themselves from the living dead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not really. these days they just make it a virus
      if there's anything we've learned over the past couple of years, it's that we're absolutely defenseless against even mild viruses

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pic rel was a breath of fresh air, everyone already knew about zombie lore from popular culture and society didn't crumble overnight. They had to give up a lot of American land to the zombie herds, but they were able to protect many cities, towns and farming lands (technology quickly came up with very fast blood tests to detect the first stages of infection, etc.) and life keeps going on more or less like before. Presidential candidates can even tour most of the country before the election.
      Too bad the 2nd book was a big letdown full of retcons and moronic decisions, I dropped the series after that. But the first one is good and it can stand alone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't this some gay YA book?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's YA but I remember thinking the author probably wrote fanfictions. Still, the writing style flows well even if it's nothing special.
          I only read the first two books and I don't remember gay things but there is implied "incest" between two characters who grew up as brother and sister, they're not blood related tho

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >but there is implied "incest" between two characters who grew up as brother and sister,
            N I C E
            > they're not blood related tho
            Gay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              They never have the balls to fully commit to the fetish. Aside from GRRM, bless his fat heart.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie movie/show
    >first thing american survivors do is set up some BDSM cult centered around capturing other survivors and turning them to slaves or otherwise torturing them
    why the frick western postapo is always like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because in a the West if an apocalypse occurred and the average western male was unchained and free to wreak havoc on those around him he would devolve into his primordial instincts of enslaving, pillaging, and raping but would also include some of the more modern and degenerate ideas revolving around sex

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would like to add, that the normies would be kinda dumb, and they'd engage just in rape.
        The kinky shit would be done by former office rats and "intellectuals".

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eastern postapoc has hints of it toщ, though you'd need to hit books for it (Marauder by Berkem Al Atomi comes to mind, but I distinctly remember another one about WW3 aftermath in Russia, which had a scene of a rogue military unit massacring the refugee camp to steal medical supplies, kill men and rape women)

      I personally think it's because that niche of media is taken by the tales about late 80-ies early 90-ies, where the crime and "bespredel" (the lack of any morality even among criminals) were rampant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >late eighty-ies early ninety-ies
        What?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When your life is already shit it doesn't make much difference

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Western postapocalypse is still a fantasy, Eastern is rral life

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is that mohawk supposed to look like a DTI image?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The reason eastern postapo is more grounded is they actually lived through one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The reason why is because easteners are actually grounded in reality while westeners live in lalaland
        And it very clearly influences the media produced by both groups

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah.

          >reeee my ww3 for ukraine no give pootin whatever he wants I is scared U R WOKETARD WOKETARD
          Well I should have known I was talking to a genuine moron.
          Your precious vatniks are dying in the dozens as we speak and I fricking love it you disgusting traitor.

          Ruskies aren't people so it's fine

          For example, people like this are unironically are political centrists here.

          Our deaths of despair from Opioids just outpaced Russia's 90s Alcohol deaths:
          https://twitter.com/WGSTeachings/status/1749220734013215169

          It's terrible to say, but if things are going to go the way I think they are, I can only hope the ones who can't ground themselves don't make it through the next decades.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      America yearns for its Roots.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't a dull suit of armor be king during a zombie apocalypse?
    Has there ever been a zombie movie or show with a guy wearing medieval armor?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think the biggest two annoyances i have with zombie films is always
    >Ugh i got bitten.... better not tell anyone
    and
    >Perhaps it is Man, who is the real monster.
    just make some fricking plot hooks that aren't reliant on mankind being fricking dumb or psychotic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they had adapted World War Z faithfully instead of schlocky Brad Pitt and running Zombies you might've gotten that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mankind is dumb and psychotic though

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in zom100 he finds a shark suit in one episode and becomes a super hero lol.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wears a leather jacket and walks slightly fast
    good luck zombies

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a zombie movie from the perspective of lawn enforcement from the very beginning when whatever pandemic is only beginning to mutate into zombie virus and you get to see the state apparatus try to contain the increasingly bad situation

    all zombie movies (except that moron world war z turboslop) show it only after everything fell apart, I want to see how it got to that point, much more interesting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I liked how Shaun of the Dead made them look like mentally ill homeless people at first. It's parody but was realistic. Shaun even accuses the dead woman in his backyard of being drunk.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ye that was great

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I went to a Chinese place next to my old uni and there was a homeless camp with a crazy old lady screaming her heart out at nothing. I'll admit, I'd be the first to go because that shit doesn't even faze me in the city limits.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lawn enforcement
      heh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lawn enforcement
      The HOA demands you clear these shuffling dead people off the grass, it's taking down property values.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lawn enforcement
      Oi do you have a hedge loicens?
      >shoots the demented old man in is own house

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Riot cops with shields & battons getting send against a "riot" that is just a horde of zombies
      >We follow one of the riot officers as he flees the scene, gets back to the station and everybody is figuring out what to do next as zombie horde spreads all over the city slowly
      Such a kino idea

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the telltale walking dead game had that premise, everything starts out normal but then goes fullmoron and there's zombies literally everywhere and it just switches to post-apocalyptic world instantly without buildup or progression.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They sent police to respond to a "riot" in this

        ?si=xT13AQ7w7PAKjbRz
        Along with some other decent early outbreak stuff, however the cause of the outbreak was a new steroid drug trial so all the zombies are strong and know parkour so it spreads quite fast

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Walking Dead tried to do this but fricked it up so bad by introducing these guys. Comic and show both fricked it up as always
      Also comic tried to explain why plate armor was bad. Rick's brother put on armor he found in a museum, he and some girl got on a bot, brother fell out of boat and sunk, then drowned
      But with a competent writer, I bet it has the potential to be kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        lemme guess; a elite force that instead of deleting infected focused on suppressing the poor bloo bloo underclass people which starts a civil war and everything gets fricked?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Those guys were there to protect the Commonwealth but I think only one of them (some black guy) actually mattered
          kek yeah, Rick does start a civil war later on, this comic really just goes in circles, but it was the last major arc before the comic ended.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            knew it, every fricking plotline in any westoid written comic just devolves into "law and order = bad" at some point and its the cliche of having bad guys have any sort of uniform that INSTANTLY gives it away, such as the cover art you posted

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I hate it that in any modern work of fiction cool uniforms = evil
              Why the "good" guys always have to be unique individuals with no uniformity

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP movie
    >is gay

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie movie
    >grandma starts rapping
    what the dog doing

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Zombie movie
    >Nobody goes around wearing full plate armor.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All you would need to do is pick up some motorbike gear and these Zombies ain't doing shit to you

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why was cannibalism prominent in The Walking Dead? Shouldn't you be scared of any risk of contamination?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The Walking Dead where every so often a faction would pop up wearing armour like hockey pads
    >the main characters continuing to refuse to wear anything of the sort as they're slowly picked off season by season by the zombies

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    would any one have a farm of zombies for extracurricular activities?

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zombie movie
    >people are aware of the threat
    >neutralize the zombie threat immediately
    >the villains of the movie are other humans

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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