Zoomers get slashed in A24's BODIES BODIES BODIES

>A group of twentysomethings - Abrasive Sophie (Amandla Stenberg) and her naive girlfriend Bee (Maria Bakalova), privileged David (Pete Davidson) and his bland girlfriend Emma (Chase Sui Wonders), vacuous Alice (Rachel Sennott) and her much-older boyfriend Greg (Lee Pace), and Sophie's guarded ex-girlfriend Jordan (Myha'la Herrold) - plan a hurricane party at a remote family mansion, where an innocent party game turns deadly, forcing the group to navigate their backstabbing fake friends in search of the real murderer among them.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pete unironically looks like he smokes crack

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude sells coke. That's why he has gigs despite being a shitty actor and comedian.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you moronic. Loads of people sell drugs. Selling grams to high ups isn't going to get you a job paying millions

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers
      >pete davidson vaping right in the thumbnail
      shut up, queer

      nobody cares about kanye anymore
      kim is all about that big white wiener now
      fricking black men is no longer cool
      it's white boy summer my homies, blacked is no more

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >white

      • 2 years ago
        Sunshine

        >white

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he’s leaning

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he does

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like the guy who got bit by a zombie and doesn't tell anyone.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my movie will be called boobies boobies boobies

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this just fricking live action Among Us? And Japs already did this with Werewolf Game

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers
    >pete davidson vaping right in the thumbnail
    shut up, queer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pete is looking "how do you do fellow kids" this guy is gonna hit the wall hard

      Literally the only actual zoomer in the cast is Amandla, the rest are late Millennials born 1993 - 1996.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pete only appeals to zoomers, it's a zoomer flick.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >skeet
    Pass

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where are the pretty white people so that i can care?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Burgers are absolutely obsessed with this pete davidson bloke. Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's a black guy with white skin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No idea but he banged larry david's hot daughter, ariana grande, and now stole Kim Kardashian from kanye he is unreal
      Honestly feels like he's getting shove down our throats I don't know one girl who thinks he's hot or anyone who wants to see him

      I honestly think he made a Faustian/Bedazzled bargain with the devil to be famous

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kim is legit disgusting now. She's hideous. Whatever weird mojo butt hole eyes is working with, he should've used for another hot girl/woman in the vein of Ariana or Kate Beckinsale instead of that plastic, cottage cheese nightmare of a "status symbol"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not saying kim is hot be she has a lot of status and is a billionaire

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's why I put "status symbol". I'd rather be with any of the other hot females he somehow got over her any day of the week. I'm not saying some plastic girls don't look hot, they're out there, but Kim isn't one of them. She left looks like a monster now without the giant sunglasses and photoshop. She's bordering on that weird plastic surgery cat lady tier features.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That Kate Beckinsale one was frickin weird. That young dick must be huge.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >honestly think he made a Faustian/Bedazzled bargain with the devil to be famous
        His dad did die in the towers so you probably aren't far off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He’s ugly as frick but dates the most elite celebrities on earth. Living proof that all women care about in a guy is height and humor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >height and humor.
        You made me look it up and Pete is apparently over 6'0. That's weird, he gives me big manlet energy for some reason.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've never met a single person who likes him, either as an actor or a comedian. For whatever reason our media has decided he's king of the universe, so he's in movies, tv commercials, he hosts network specials, and he's in celebrity gossip culture due to fricking Kim Kardashian. I honestly can't explain it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can’t make an obnoxious annoying movie and call it a satire expecting to be forgiven for it being obnoxious and annoying

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Three tickets for me, my wife and my wife’s son for the newest A24-produced, genre-redefining, trope-subverting, atmospheric, dark and eerie, emotionally draining, gut wrenching, aesthetically heavy craft by post-horror auteur with an arthouse edge, dread-inducing, suspenseful build up with strong character development and gradual feeling of escalation, bone-chilling slow burn with “say more with less” approach and soul-shaking, blood-curdling, skin-crawling and nerve-wracking exercise in persistently looming dread where tension and anxiety permeates every frame as movie reaches its nail-biting, jaw-clenching and paranoia-inducing final climax, free of any cheap gore, cartoonish CGI or infantile jumpscares horror film, please.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Disgusting mutts bang each other with jump scares every 10 minutes

    Fake and extremely gay

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amandla Stenberg and her hairy pits would get it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >skete
    >annoying cast in general
    nah

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    soulless, and trash

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer dialogue
    Easy fricking pass. This is the worst genre of media being created today.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >privileged David

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is there a 50 year old boomer in this college party

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >skeet
    looks like shit

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was already iffy about this because of Skete and the trailer but then I saw someone on TikTok talk about this film and they said “it’s giving Gen Z” and now I couldn’t be physically less interested in seeing this

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is everyone so FRICKING UGLY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So you would stop feeling so bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the worst trend among woke TV. This kind of slasher flick used to be sorta fun, you had hot chicks slap fighting each other, running through rooms in tank tops, jumping in pools, etc. It was coomer bait.
      Now they make the same shitty movie, but with every actress looking like someone shaved a dogs ass and made it walk backwards.
      Literally no redeeming qualities in one of these popcorn shitflix.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe israelitewoodians truly live in their own bubble world. He's objectively not attractive person.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know
      this why I can't watch anything modern
      it's all ugly and stars ugly people
      who the frick wants to see ugly people on tv/movies outside of Freaks type movie

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks extremely obnoxious. Skip.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >goblina
    >jew
    >goblina
    >jew
    >jew

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Amandla Stenberg
    >in a movie WITHOUT a waytboi boyfriend
    impossible

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who's the boxhead girl next to Pete

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >goblina
      >jew
      >goblina
      >jew
      >jew

      Rachel Sennott isn't israeli but i'm pissed that this movie is rated R for everything except nudity

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Lee Pace as a boomer with a barely legal gf
    based as hell, might watch solely for that

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Zoomer girls get so wet for Millennial men?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am not attractive but don't have junior high doodles all over my body, how the frick is this possible. His dick has got to be absolutely huge for this many celebrities to thirst over him. I don't know a single female who thinks he's anything besides ugly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Girls just say what they think other girls will say, they're fricking NPCs par excellence

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does that dude on the right have aids?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I loved him in Scrooged.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >his bland girlfriend Emma (Chase Sui Wonders), vacuous spider Rom (Rachel Sennott)

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pete is looking "how do you do fellow kids" this guy is gonna hit the wall hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He hit the wall upon birth. It doesn't matter. He got famous for dating Ariana Grande, and that's all it took.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He hit the wall faster than that building hit his dad.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I only watch slashes to see hot girls naked. None of these prostitutes are even remotely hot

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe sohinki finally made it onto the big screen

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is one butt ugly cast

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      THIS girls aren't cute enough for me to watch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the girl from Borat 2 is gorgeous and has a fricking great body. I know that calling Rachel Sennott hot is controversial around here though

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think privileged white male is the killer, or dies first and an empowered female is the killer?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally Among Us plot
    >mutt zoomer cast

    the death throws of humanity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Among Us plot
      kek you're right

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They're ugly so it's horror
    Bravo, A24!

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lee pace is great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lee Pace is always great. Very underrated actor. He should be a much more famous actor.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Zoomer
    >Pete Davidson

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather get slashed than watch anything with skeet

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    let's hope our girl gets to show off her goods

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are zoomer girls so fricking ugly?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jewsandnigs

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did Lee Pace get into this? Was he proimised he could bang anyone on the set?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you know he's gay as frick right

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