1 2 Norwood's coming for you. 3 4 Balding closes doors. 5 6 Hats aren't good tricks

1 2 Norwood's coming for you
3 4 Balding closes doors
5 6 Hats aren't good tricks
7 8 You'll never get a date

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    all balding asians just go monk mode, you have it easy.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >like to wear hats
    >have thick full hair
    >getting older
    ah shit are girls going to think Im a balder?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just make sure to have a little fringe sticking out

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i guess you could casually take off the hat and run your hand through your hair. satisfying resolution to the mystery

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    people focus on lookmaxxing when they have no real talent to back them up

    lol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      people talentmaxx when they're too ugly

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry to burst your bubble, but some people are born with talent - a gift given from god

        and its your duty to use this gift for the greater good of humanity

        also, there's a reason why only 1% of the worlds population is blessed with a talent, because god knew only 1% can be trusted

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quit babbling dipshit

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    emac
    faakheads

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have a full head of hair and i already never get dates so who gives a frick

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looksmaxxing is a cope unless you're hideously ugly it's likely some aspect of your personality that is unattractive tho

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My hairline is still good, but I'm balding in the back. Don't know what to do.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's how it starts.
      you can either take troony pills or pay 10k for a transplant.
      or just shave it, and not give a frick.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gets hair transplant
    >uses fin
    not today norwood reaper
    my cooms are big as is my dick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based
      Baldcels are truly subhuman

      reminder

      Fin users love to gaslight each other.
      enjoy your transition.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. the fin shilling in hairloss threads is literally a troony psyop. careful not to fall for it

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based
    Baldcels are truly subhuman

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      im on the bottom and i have just accepted it dick still works btw

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went full S09 Costanza at age 25, now I'm about to hit age 34. It sucks at first but whatever, men have been going bald ever since there were men.
    But you better have or get a strong, masculine face or you're pretty much fricked. Nobody wants to look like a weak worm.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST SHAVE IT!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bring it on home

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 2 emac
    3 4 fakking
    5 6 Unix idiot
    7 8 fantastic

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I posted it again

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wig bros... We won.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      need that weebum of the guy getting hair glued to his head and him looking like a smug motherfricker at the end

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am bald.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      time for you to wear a wig, a skirt, and talk like a cute lil girl anon :3

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