>Yeah, you need to GROW UP and watch BIG BOY STUFF like Evangelion! The robot pilots are hecking nihilistic! So based! I love you long time Japan you make doki doki art! Yes, I am a fat incel, how did you know???
This is Hugh's coming-out movie. It'll miss in the way that Ellen's coming-out moment mostly missed, but it'll still be a cultural milestone. Everyone could be gay now, everyone. You are are probably gay, just in denial. Allowing the hegemony of traditional culture's hyper confidence and competence is the gravest witch-sin.
Normies are going to bend over backwards to say this is good. Memepool can't make a bad movie right!? Meanwhile DP2 was so lukewarm nobody even speaks of it anymore.
500million max. 600million when Disney cooks the books. It won't make a billion. It'll barely break even.
Deadpool 1 didn't break a billion. DP2 did worse.
We're in the "it'll be on streaming in 2 weeks" era of cinema. Normies who liked DP1, in theory, have jobs, wife, kids, etc now. They're not going to deal with all the bullshit of babysitters and the like just to see Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman say 'frick' a lot.
This'll be a box office disappointment with high streaming numbers.
Isn't that a musical? It will probably open big then massively drop off
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Obviously, the first joker was the highest grossing r rated movie ever and a legit cultural event. Deadpool has always been a flavor of the month quip capeshit and those are on their way out
It's possible. Not like the other deadpool movies ever broke 1 billion before. Marvel is in a bad shape that this could do it. If it underpeforms even the previous deadpool movies, then the brand is really damaged beyond repair.
Deadpool 1 was 8 years ago and 2016 was a very different time for movies, also it was the absolute height of capeshit.
The youngest 'normie' in theory was 18. He's 26 now and doesn't give a frick about DP and will outwardly say Ryan Reynolds is annoying.
Older you get the more real life shit is in the way.
i have a friend who's naturally quite witty and approachable. i am severely jealous of him to the point where i have hated him and how much everyone immediately likes or warms to him, all the girls had a crush on HIM when we were teenagers. but now i've mellowed in our 30s.
anyway he isn't famous he works in sales. why doesn't he get to be famous? could put him on YouTube: "everyone look at the charismatic man, it's like you're his pal. he's saying funny things!!!"
i took them half an hour ago. they take about an hour to kick in. seeing a psychiatric nurse later this week. you're not the king of what gets posted on internet message boards and it was relevant to the discussion and anon's gripes with the guy plus his whole 'character'.
frankly i think actors intentionally doing the whole social media gimmick and pretending they're directly addressing people as if they're friends - it's like Chandler from Friends: you KNOW him! - is parasocial, exploitative bullshit. it's all to sell something. i would be glad if it was illegal or taxed in some way. every 'content' you make like this, a percentage goes to help the mental health of lonely people or deprogram incels.
i did i find they help. i wish i was one of those people who could turn it all into art or something, even if it was just for myself. but i can't. at some point brains are a mess of chemicals and if we find certain drugs effective, damn right i'm giving them a try. don't want to end up like that Pink Floyd guy.
are we done now? anything on-topic you want to add, anon?
>women don't care at all >only soi-lord redditors care about deadpool or jackman wolverine at this point >a large % of soi-lords fell for the covid psyop and are gigavaxxed, subscribe to multiple gay streaming services, no longer go to the theater
Yeah, I'm thinking this will flop too. Shockwaves will be felt throughout lame and gay Hollywood.
No Deadpool movie has ever hit $800 million. Do you really think adding Wolverine is going to be enough to get it to $1 billion when movies are struggling to make money and interest in capeshit has evaporated?
I don't think it'll do a billion fricking dollars, but it'll do a lot better than anything Marvel has shat out since End Game. It'll be rated R, for some reason people love Redditpool, and of course people love Wolverine, and it's teasing all the cameos that Multiverse of Madness should have had. I personally think the movie is going to kind of suck, it seems like it's just going to be Mad Max Fury Road replaced with nostalgia Fox characters, and an evil female Professor X as the villain.
Whenever I see the new Deadpool trailer I think of pic related: Hannah Barbara's Wacky Races. You have a bunch of fricking goofballs pulled from different universes and forced together driving silly cars in a desert wasteland. Deadpool is basically a fricking cartoon character.
I honestly believe this is what the movie is going to be like.
It's one of those series where if I mentally isolate the films none of them are particularly good. Days of Future Past was a surprisingly entertaining 'one of the X-Men movies'. Logan was 'like a REAL film' in the X-Men franchise.
As pure popcorn entertainment, First Class is probably the most successful one. Fresh cast. I watched it. I know I enjoyed it. Remember Van Helsing? Remember Wanted?
>Days of Future Past was a surprisingly entertaining 'one of the X-Men movies'. Logan was 'like a REAL film' in the X-Men franchise.
Yeah those were obviously the best. First Class was mediocre, Apocalypse was bad. Everything except the first two films were completely forgettable, and Jackman was a big part of almost all of them.
Even X-Men 2 I remember 'it does Wolverine stuff more' being a big part of the draw. Mansion scene, actually killing people (no blood lol), etc.
Honestly I wish Rogue as the main character, being a fish out of water and discovering all this stuff worked better, and they stuck with it. That's a decent idea on paper. And it meant the first big modern superhero film WASN'T packed with origin story stuff.
I actually do want to see this but I feel like if I do then I'll be signing off on Cap being black, Silver Surfer being a woman, Reed Richards being a beaner, etc
Delayed everything because of last year's strikes, also because captain Black person was looking to be an absolute dumpster fire, probably still gonna be despite all the reshoots and delays
>If it's worth seeing ?
Depends. If it actually does prove itself to be what everyone asked for then yea but I don't expect too much as we already got something similar about three years ago. >Will it actually mean anything for the future of marvel ?
If the movie preforms well then and if not then no. You know the rules. >If it's even worth caring ?
If you really big fan of the franchise and love fan service then share it will be great time for you. I don't really give damn since it has already been done with spider man no way home and it's probably just going to be another movie heavily launching on nostalgia and stuff only reddit gays care about
go see this movie or Ryan's wife will divorce him because he spent all his money on a shitty Welsh soccer team!
He bought the fricking Necaxa in Mexico too
What's his fricking problem?
Why buy a 4th rate team in a dying town? What's his game?
Technically they're 3rd rate now since they got promoted to the 3rd top division this season
Grow up.
no billy?
>Yeah, you need to GROW UP and watch BIG BOY STUFF like Evangelion! The robot pilots are hecking nihilistic! So based! I love you long time Japan you make doki doki art! Yes, I am a fat incel, how did you know???
>Grow up.
Says the person lacking self-awareness posting on Cinemaphile!!!FACT!!!
This is Hugh's coming-out movie. It'll miss in the way that Ellen's coming-out moment mostly missed, but it'll still be a cultural milestone. Everyone could be gay now, everyone. You are are probably gay, just in denial. Allowing the hegemony of traditional culture's hyper confidence and competence is the gravest witch-sin.
>Everyone could be gay now
Is Jackman's inclination for sucking wiener suppose to be a secret?
I thought wolverine died.
No one's ever really gone
Professor Xavier's died about four times and that doesn't stop Patrick Stewart from coming back
guess what?
it's not the logan you actually care about.
just more multiverse slop.
different one(another universe)
Yeah probably. Looks like complete dogshit though
Normies are going to bend over backwards to say this is good. Memepool can't make a bad movie right!? Meanwhile DP2 was so lukewarm nobody even speaks of it anymore.
500million max. 600million when Disney cooks the books. It won't make a billion. It'll barely break even.
>It won't make a billion.
It will. I don't want it to though
It's R rated and people don't give a shit about MCU.
But it's got the nostalgia factor of Hugh Jackman. All the normiegays will see this
Deadpool 1 didn't break a billion. DP2 did worse.
We're in the "it'll be on streaming in 2 weeks" era of cinema. Normies who liked DP1, in theory, have jobs, wife, kids, etc now. They're not going to deal with all the bullshit of babysitters and the like just to see Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman say 'frick' a lot.
This'll be a box office disappointment with high streaming numbers.
I hope you're right anon. I hope you're right
Joker 2 will do better.
Isn't that a musical? It will probably open big then massively drop off
Obviously, the first joker was the highest grossing r rated movie ever and a legit cultural event. Deadpool has always been a flavor of the month quip capeshit and those are on their way out
post your brown hands, DCuck
holy seethe
good morning
Deadpool 2 is way better than Deadpool 1
>500million max. 600million when Disney cooks the books. It won't make a billion
I remember when people said the same thing about Barbie
lol
I've been on Cinemaphile since at least 2010. I think 2009.
and i have never seen a turd shilled harder than this homosexual redditry
1.3 billion easy
Right, it could be Ryan's largest film, they should be in a film together, they were always crossing streams.
It's possible. Not like the other deadpool movies ever broke 1 billion before. Marvel is in a bad shape that this could do it. If it underpeforms even the previous deadpool movies, then the brand is really damaged beyond repair.
I wanna see this. Just not in theaters and I also don't want to pay any extra for it. Release it on israeliteflix or something.
After this all MCU movies will become meta comedies.
You said that about the marlels and it was the biggest flop in the history of filmmaking THO
2 billy ez also dynaslop was cancelled
nah that was slopdown
Hugh looks ancient
:OOO
1.5 billion. Bank on it. I know the normies and they will be out in force for this shit.
Deadpool 1 was 8 years ago and 2016 was a very different time for movies, also it was the absolute height of capeshit.
The youngest 'normie' in theory was 18. He's 26 now and doesn't give a frick about DP and will outwardly say Ryan Reynolds is annoying.
Older you get the more real life shit is in the way.
The guy playing wolvereen looks like a knish vendor near the Lincoln tunnel. SOme half washed street person
> only theaters
Cinema is dead.
It's over because zoomers don't care for this shit
i think normies are over capeshit
>movie isn't even out
>Reynolds already 'haha it's bad guys, but we had fun!' damage control
>"let us lower your IQ"
>"this is cinema"
Humiliation ritual.
complete garbage of a "film"
Uh oh
I really dislike Ryan Reynolds
i have a friend who's naturally quite witty and approachable. i am severely jealous of him to the point where i have hated him and how much everyone immediately likes or warms to him, all the girls had a crush on HIM when we were teenagers. but now i've mellowed in our 30s.
anyway he isn't famous he works in sales. why doesn't he get to be famous? could put him on YouTube: "everyone look at the charismatic man, it's like you're his pal. he's saying funny things!!!"
Take your meds.
i took them half an hour ago. they take about an hour to kick in. seeing a psychiatric nurse later this week. you're not the king of what gets posted on internet message boards and it was relevant to the discussion and anon's gripes with the guy plus his whole 'character'.
frankly i think actors intentionally doing the whole social media gimmick and pretending they're directly addressing people as if they're friends - it's like Chandler from Friends: you KNOW him! - is parasocial, exploitative bullshit. it's all to sell something. i would be glad if it was illegal or taxed in some way. every 'content' you make like this, a percentage goes to help the mental health of lonely people or deprogram incels.
Stop taking your meds.
i did i find they help. i wish i was one of those people who could turn it all into art or something, even if it was just for myself. but i can't. at some point brains are a mess of chemicals and if we find certain drugs effective, damn right i'm giving them a try. don't want to end up like that Pink Floyd guy.
are we done now? anything on-topic you want to add, anon?
That means its woke and is going to flop
Jesus this movie must be bad. He never pulled this shit with either of the deadpools.
What a fricking great idea to have an image board.
>women don't care at all
>only soi-lord redditors care about deadpool or jackman wolverine at this point
>a large % of soi-lords fell for the covid psyop and are gigavaxxed, subscribe to multiple gay streaming services, no longer go to the theater
Yeah, I'm thinking this will flop too. Shockwaves will be felt throughout lame and gay Hollywood.
Tom Hardy (at the time) should have played Wolverine (at the time).
Agree he would be doing a great job.
No Deadpool movie has ever hit $800 million. Do you really think adding Wolverine is going to be enough to get it to $1 billion when movies are struggling to make money and interest in capeshit has evaporated?
I don't think it'll do a billion fricking dollars, but it'll do a lot better than anything Marvel has shat out since End Game. It'll be rated R, for some reason people love Redditpool, and of course people love Wolverine, and it's teasing all the cameos that Multiverse of Madness should have had. I personally think the movie is going to kind of suck, it seems like it's just going to be Mad Max Fury Road replaced with nostalgia Fox characters, and an evil female Professor X as the villain.
Whenever I see the new Deadpool trailer I think of pic related: Hannah Barbara's Wacky Races. You have a bunch of fricking goofballs pulled from different universes and forced together driving silly cars in a desert wasteland. Deadpool is basically a fricking cartoon character.
I honestly believe this is what the movie is going to be like.
Logan was the funeral for the X-Men films, this is just dancing on the grave. Jackman is such a fricking spineless sellout for agreeing to this
It's one of those series where if I mentally isolate the films none of them are particularly good. Days of Future Past was a surprisingly entertaining 'one of the X-Men movies'. Logan was 'like a REAL film' in the X-Men franchise.
As pure popcorn entertainment, First Class is probably the most successful one. Fresh cast. I watched it. I know I enjoyed it. Remember Van Helsing? Remember Wanted?
>Days of Future Past was a surprisingly entertaining 'one of the X-Men movies'. Logan was 'like a REAL film' in the X-Men franchise.
Yeah those were obviously the best. First Class was mediocre, Apocalypse was bad. Everything except the first two films were completely forgettable, and Jackman was a big part of almost all of them.
Even X-Men 2 I remember 'it does Wolverine stuff more' being a big part of the draw. Mansion scene, actually killing people (no blood lol), etc.
Honestly I wish Rogue as the main character, being a fish out of water and discovering all this stuff worked better, and they stuck with it. That's a decent idea on paper. And it meant the first big modern superhero film WASN'T packed with origin story stuff.
A Rogue origin story with Captain Marvel as the villain would be cool as long as they don't put Wolverine in it.
I actually do want to see this but I feel like if I do then I'll be signing off on Cap being black, Silver Surfer being a woman, Reed Richards being a beaner, etc
I thought the TVA went bust?
It's been quite a long time since the last marvel movie. Did they give up?
Guardians 3 last year did pretty well
>1 movie
Out of how many were released in 2023?
Hasn't been a good one since 2021 imo which is pretty rough
Delayed everything because of last year's strikes, also because captain Black person was looking to be an absolute dumpster fire, probably still gonna be despite all the reshoots and delays
Ryan Reynolds tries too hard to be the funny likable guy literally all the time. He's a fake tryhard.
comfy watching some weekend evening while consuming snacks, of course P-rated
THANK YOU.
Can't believe it took THIS many posts.
>If it's worth seeing ?
Depends. If it actually does prove itself to be what everyone asked for then yea but I don't expect too much as we already got something similar about three years ago.
>Will it actually mean anything for the future of marvel ?
If the movie preforms well then and if not then no. You know the rules.
>If it's even worth caring ?
If you really big fan of the franchise and love fan service then share it will be great time for you. I don't really give damn since it has already been done with spider man no way home and it's probably just going to be another movie heavily launching on nostalgia and stuff only reddit gays care about
What are the odds they cram a workprint joke in there?
It looks like one of those fake trailers from Tropic Thunder
Nah that times is passed
Nothing is making a billion in 2024. Everyone is out of money.
It's making around 800 million, 900 million tops, screencap this post