1 episode left, nothing has happened....

>Vader will be fine
>obi wan will be fine
>Grand inquisitor will be fine
>Fifth brother will be fine
>Luke will be fine
>Leia will be fine
>Owen will be fine
>Empire will be fine

What is the actual point of this show again? No stakes, no events, withheld by canon and lore, nothing can happen that's relevant.... So what have we been doing for the past 5 episodes?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's basically solo in tv form, despite that being an OK film for disney wars.

    it's basically back story nobody asked for, and what we got just shits everything up akin to learning how solo got his name.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This show is awful but literally every Star Wars fan have been begging for an Obi-Wan show for tears. The truth of the matter is the fandom is just as bad as their master.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based and with the forcepilled

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >every Star Wars fan have been begging for an Obi-Wan show for tears
        Yes, as opposed to a show about some angry Black female chasing little Leia.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This show is awful but literally every Star Wars fan have been begging for an Obi-Wan show for tears.
        Yes but they didn't ask for this. As a kid I read all the EU books and all of them were basically filling in the gaps between the movies with new adventures the characters had with new antagonists. They should have done that here. Have Obi Wan go to some random planet to help people. How hard is this?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How does he manage to keep Luke safe? stay off Vader's radar?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would've preferred to watch Yoda teach Obi-Wan to commune with Qui-Gon like he said he would instead of the terrible baby Leia show we got.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Prequels implied he did it before they went their separate ways at the end of III.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They wanted a master in the desert thing, not a goofy shitshow about Leia and Reva.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the dessert is boring. and everyone is fricking sick of tatooine.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Leone made 5 films in less than a decade and all of them were set in a desert. The problem isn't a bad setting it's bad filmmaking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Solo is looking fricking great right now. Even Solo in TFA is looking good.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's basically solo in tv form, despite that being an OK film for disney wars.

        it's basically back story nobody asked for, and what we got just shits everything up akin to learning how solo got his name.

        Solo is actually, okay.
        As always the imperial army stuff is the best

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That trailer would have unironically got me hyped to see the movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, the scene that butchered Han's surname.
          Frick this movie.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm grateful for starwars cucks like OP who will consoom any shit that this ip throws out and divulge the details with the rest of us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same I love checking up on those threads every once in a while

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So what have we been doing for the past 5 episodes?
    Consuming

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So what have we been doing for the past 5 episodes?
    Monetizing franchise whilst avoiding disaster like ep 9

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the actual point of this show again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The finale which is a groundbreaking uncensored sex scene with Obi-Wan and Luke. It’s going to be the first of its kind, opening the way for the new alternative sexualities being represented in media.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda weird that your mind went there. Just saying.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really confirmed that this is a limited series? I haven't watched the show but from what I've been hearing I wouldn't be surprised if they're pulling a loki and give it more episodes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hearing that the beautiful Black Queen Reva will get a spinoff show. YAAS QUEEEEN.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shes literally the only good part of the show

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          KYS now anon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >WAHHH WAHHH WAHHH REEE REEEE REEEE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >shes literally the only part of the show
          agreed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Black Queen Reva will get a spinoff show
        but this show is her spinoff? she's basically the main character

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there supposed to be a movie with Obi Wan fighting Darth Maul again? That sounds a lot better, they should have made that the show if they couldn't get a movie going.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Already happened.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't really get what the point is when Obi Wan was known as a hermit in ANH so why they couldn't have just made a series about tattoine since everyone loves tattoine in Star Wars. Almost everything Star Wars has had something to do with this desert shit hole and the only reason I see why is because it's just homage to westerns yet there's nothing on the planet to warrant why everyone loves this sandy shit hole. Is there oil there? BoBF had the spice trade but it's just one planet so why in the frick is this planet so important?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      people are sick of the sand shit planets.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're doing the hack writer thing where they tell you how it's going to end in the first episode and then waste a bunch of time to circle back and book-end it.

    Owen will accept Obi-Wan's shuttle toy for Luke reluctantly after Obi-Wan (well, Reva) saves him.

    Obi-Wan will fight Vader, beat him, and talk to Qui-Gon (who will say nothing of significance, or something of significance that ruins the character).

    Additional predictions:
    - Vader takes his helmet off to Obi-Wan to set up "He's more machine now than man" even though it really doesn't need a setup
    - Reva turns good, fricks off for her own series
    - Leia will have her happy reunion with Bail, has the opportunity to sneak off, but doesn't out of respect for her father and Obi-Wan
    - The finale will suck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Reva gets her own series
      And if you don't watch it you're racist. I swear they hire these diversity hires just to have them suck then say that everyone is racist because they're a terrible actor. I will say I love Anakin just full on owning that he kills children then rubs it in their faces.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Take your meds.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You know it's true

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Get off of /misc/, it really isn't.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        obi wan will kill reva, they're not gonna do a double fakeout, it'll be the exactly the same as the darth maul death, but he'll do it to fulfill his duty to protect luke. The question is will vader fight obi wan and will qui gon appear. Beat ewan is constantly talking about s2 and disney isn't gonna kill a golden goose

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They can't do anything that would draw Vader's attention to Luke. Kenobi has to keep a low profile, silence any threat immediately and quietly, or take it off world.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Disney investors won't be fine

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know why they didn't just have Obi Wan doing some investigative shit like he did in AOTC.
    The part where he mindraped the deathsticks guy is a good example of who he could be.
    Have him be rusty for one or two episodes if you must but by the final few he should be back in form.
    None of this fighting Vader shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish we got more of what they were going for in episode 2 with the city planet

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would be fine with Obi wan solving regional disputes on tattoine while keeping a low profile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the limitation when shows only have like 6 episodes. Back in the days of 20 episode seasons you could have had Obi-wan rusty for a few episodes, then have him kick ass for the rest.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should have just made it be him realising there are Jedi still alive and he goes out to help them. He and Vader are on opposing sides, but never meet.

      The Leia stuff feels so out of place.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You could have made a 2 hour long movie out of this and it would have been fine. But nooo we need to make a 5 hour long TV show where nothing happens!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was the plan, but they scrapped the movies after Solo bombed because they had tons of costly reshoots and released it near-instantly after the previous Star Wars film

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Funny thing is that it's not even 5 hours - once you trim the 'previously on' and credits, these recent episodes are barely over half an hour. They can't even stretch the limited content out further than that and releasing it weekly is ridiculous.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing has happened

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Forced "Mysterious" Shitty oc black girl mary sue that works for bad guy turns out to be good at the end
      Imagine my SHOCK, Literally clutching my pearls rn.
      I don't think anyone could've guessed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LOL so badly set up literally everyone did guess and guessed right

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is so so so bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please tell me vader offs here like he did the previous inquisitor sister that betrayed him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't.
        He just stabs her in the chest, the grand shitto walks up to say hi.

        Both of them know that "rage does wonders for the will to live" then leave her alive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls strategy of rolling everytime. Clearly a skill issue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vader kicks the air, she gets pushed back somehow. She also casually gives him her lightsaber. Based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He's using the force. It's a lot more apparent in the full fight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Vader kicks the air, she gets pushed back somehow. She also casually gives him her lightsaber. Based

        what bullshit! it's like Vader is using magic or telekinesis or some mysterious power

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The part where Vader used the force against her was actually quite creative.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the actual point of this show again?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People actually watch this crap?

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did you expect? The story of all these characters has already been told

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a show that fills in a slot for the D+ 2022 lineup. Nothing more, nothing less.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. The name of the game in streaming is constantly having new content to keep subscribers paying month after month. Quality is secondary. This is why there haven't been a good television show for many years now
      They've found out it doesn't matter if you produce quality, normies and manchildren will consoom whatever they put out

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a prequel. We know certain people can't die.
    What do you expect to happen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like with the first prequels, people expected some sort of new perspective. but that would've required competent writing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The first prequels didn't have competent writing either.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s the joke.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >withheld by canon and lore
    He doesn't know

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cant stand that Black b***h!

    Im not being racist...Im talking about Vader 😀

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When the hell are you morons going to learn not to buy streaming services? I cancelled Netflix and prime and never looked by. Stop fricking cons00ming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Prime has "free" shipping but not really since they just factor it into the price of the item.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy that this absolute steaming pile of dogshit is still better than the prequels

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mike and Rich Voice: "It's good because it looks cheap and terrible!"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you even watch their review?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do rebel pilots always look like out of place spergs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do rebel pilots always look like out of place spergs?

        >Rebellions are built on spergs

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah this was a mistake, it should've been a stand alone obi wan story without vader or leia but still heavy reminiscent of the original trilogy. maybe some shit going down in kashyyyk or coruscant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds boring af and has nothing to do with the saga. leia and vader/anakin are the best parts of the show if it was just obi wan doing random shit it would be pointless and boring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shut up shill

        Obi Wan investigating an underground force sensitive child smuggling ring on Coruscant or that not Coruscant planet from the second episode would have been better. Would explain why Leia gets kidnapped, don't include Vader in everything because he's so overused at this point, and just make it a show about why he wants to sit in his sand hut because of how shitty the galaxy is.

        yeah or like going on a mission to stop an empire imperial ship factory, idk. some actual sci-fi, anything but what we got.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that sounds boring af and has nothing to do with the saga
        sounds based, would watch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Obi-Wan in the desert doing "nothing"
        That would have been kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >if it was just obi wan doing random shit it would be pointless and boring
        Well it's not off the table
        >However, Chow added: "I mean, there are of course more stories that you could tell. There's obviously another 10 years before we get to A New Hope and with a character like Obi-Wan Kenobi, I think even just watching him ride across the sand sometimes is interesting. So, who knows? It's hard to say right now, but it was not the intention."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obi Wan investigating an underground force sensitive child smuggling ring on Coruscant or that not Coruscant planet from the second episode would have been better. Would explain why Leia gets kidnapped, don't include Vader in everything because he's so overused at this point, and just make it a show about why he wants to sit in his sand hut because of how shitty the galaxy is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BORIIIIING

        shut up shill
        [...]
        yeah or like going on a mission to stop an empire imperial ship factory, idk. some actual sci-fi, anything but what we got.

        bored bored bored bored bored

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ywnbaw

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are trannies in the room with you right now, anon?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              no, i'm not a target since i'm not a 8 years old.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >le groom groom troony pol meme
                It's the same three to four nonsense things you morons say on blue boards for hours at a time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if it wasn't true you wouldn't fricking lose it every time someone mentions it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Mocking you for being a schizo obsessed with trannies isn't "losing it" you unhinged mutt.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah not at all...not. at. all.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can go to the archives right now, keyword troony and I'll have enough pages of seething content to outsize the fricking Bible anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                same if i google lgbt people abusing minors

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know in your soda brain head you truly believe that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can deny reality all you want, it doesn't change it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                LGBTQ+ people literally have a rainbow flag as their symbol because little kids are attracted to bright colours.
                It grooms by design.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Meds

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Prove me wrong.
                It's the same reason you had so many nonce clowns.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >prove me wrong
                That's not how this works, chud.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It is common knowledge that children are attracted to bright colourful things.
                You denying this just shows that you're a groomer who has been caught rainbow handed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine literally being brainwashed by a Cinemaphile board to think that the pride flag is secretly a grooming tactic to attract children, it's tremendously embarrassing to say that thought out loud to any rational observer of your behavior.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >by Cinemaphile
                I came to this conclusion on my own.
                I think you'll find that this opinion is not shared often, it is secret knowledge that becomes obvious after you've been told.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you can deny reality all you want, it doesn't change it

                >mitwit polhomosexuals are wrong about the world, news at 10

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >le world is my twitter bubble of degeneracy and grooming
                ngmi

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a zoomer like you, moron. I don't have a Twitter and I don't get my news from internet image boards and children on parlor.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                stay mad, groomer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >mitwit

                >le secret knowledge meme
                you feel special, mutt?

                >mutt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >heh looks like you made a typo, that makes me look less moronic now 😉

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >typo
                I didn't even notice.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >le secret knowledge meme
                you feel special, mutt?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The rainbow symbol is probably due to the symbolism of many different colors, covering both races, genders and sexualities. That being said, I am concerned about the affect the movement can and alrady do have on children.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I know their excuse for having the rainbow.
                The reality is that it grooms kids though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You do realize that the whole "le gays and trannies groom kids" meme is actual propaganda that's almost a century fricking old and used by rightoids to prevent them from marrying and adopting kids, right? It's unironically a slander tactic by the right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >actual propaganda
                No it was a common knowledge until decades of mind frickery lobotomised the average westerner.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no you see, it was a decades long psyop to memory hole that gays and trannies groom kids despite the fact this is a self serving position that adds to the moral panic I'm trying to politicize for my own advantage!
                Can't even imagine what other stupid things you fell for if baby's first rightoid propaganda fricks your reasoning centers so hard.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm too busy creaming boipussy to care for your commie drivel.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >WAHHH EVERYONE IS (INSERT BOOGEYMAN HERE) AND (INSERT BOOGEYMAN HERE)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ywnbah

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >ywnbah
                >h
                never be a what you illiterate mutt?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Human you fricking commie google bot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you just imagine everyone who thinks you are a moron is a communist, schizoanon?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Prove me wrong commie.
                State your beliefs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >prove me wrong WAHHH
                Well I'm not a commie, since I've alluded to not being a commie three times now you fricking schizo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Your beliefs about LGBTQ are commie beliefs.
                Like I said, prove me wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >even when you tell them you aren't a commie, they think you are
                You are unwell mate, you should stop posting.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >you are unwell
                >still cannot state a noncommie belief that they hold
                LMAO CAUGHT

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bud, I've literally outright said I'm not a commie any kicking or screaming about that on your part after the fact, makes you look fricking insane.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >says hes not a commie
                >cannot prove it by stating a single noncommie belief he holds
                actually hilarious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I believe in capitalism and think communism is a completely failed system that doesn't produce results, is that good enough for your schizo litmus test you complete fricking nutter?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's cool and all but give a belief.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That...is a belief? Take your meds.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're just saying vague nonsense.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I can't tell if this is bait. Is saying "communism doesn't work, I don't like it" vague to your tard brain or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know nothing about any ideology other than communism which is why you can lie about not believing in it but cannot actually state a non-communist belief.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You are unironically mentally ill, you understand that on some level...right?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Caught you rainbow handed you shit.
                Just admit that the LGBTQ+ flag is intended to groom kids.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you get the help you need, polanon. I mean that truly.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cannot disprove my thesis you homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >literally be told he's not a commie
                >sperg out continuously that he's a commie
                You have a mental illness, bud.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're a commie who wants to groom the kids with LGBTQ+ flag colours.
                Prove me wrong.
                Use a black & white version of the flag, that wouldn't appeal to kids.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >prove me wrong
                I'm not a commie, there you go moron. Are you having a bit of a meltdown? Maybe have your handlers disconnect your modem for a while.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >muh fiscal policy
                You're so demoralised that you don't even realise you hold communist beliefs even if they're only social ones and not economic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >leaving gays alone and not being obsessed with their existence is a "commie belief"
                kek sure thing you said little moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                *sad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >leaving gays alone
                What has that got to do with them grooming kids with their choice of symbol?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't know since that's literally a made up thing that doesn't happen in this reality I'm posting from. Sorry you are so easily duped by billionaire christians though.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >literally made up
                Literally the truth you head in sand fricktard.
                Christians don't even mention this and also everyone in the world hates gays, not just Christians.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever you say Ahmed.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Suck my wiener you queer loving paedoapologist.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >pedos
                >gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A tale as old as time.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A lie as old as time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                ahahahahahahahahaha

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >thousands of pedo videos of old men with young boys
                >gays cannot be pedos
                you love living in a fantasy world

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >pedos
                >gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yes, there are pedos who are gays, or probably the right wing are making pedo videos of grow men raping kids to make gays look bad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or you know, they are specifically conflating gays with pedos in idk, a propaganda effort to hurt the public perception of the gay community or something? I'm sure they did that all naturally and not in a coordinated attempt to get idiots like you to think gay people are literal pedo criminals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                90% of gays were diddled by older members of their sex when they were teens.
                Ephebophiles at best.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, they weren't Muhammad

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >literally made up
                Literally the truth you head in sand fricktard.
                Christians don't even mention this and also everyone in the world hates gays, not just Christians.

                wtf

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesnt know why clowns wear bright colorful outfits

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Gay "parents" adopt kid
                >Kid "awakens to their sexuality"
                Or
                >Relative sexuality abuses a child
                >Child "awakens to their sexuality"
                Many such cases

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Many such cases

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Both of those things are literally what American Christcucks invented to shit on gays.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                gays always groomed kids anon, if you were not groomed by a trans or a gay in your youth you were probably an ugly kid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And israelites steal babies in the night too!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yep, you were an ugly kid

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ugly I can fix, moronation you can't.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                anon i am gay i i know how we groom teens and nobody talks about it because they are just teens, but a 15-16 year old fricking with an older gay it is not uncommon at all, we just groom until we find the gay kid
                but not ugly ones, you just are out of the loop

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I am a gay groomer
                And my dad works at Nintendo, turfing homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >turfing homosexual.
                and now with the homophobic insults, you are just sad that we didn't come from you as a lonely teen, young sad uke not even the gays want him

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >t. groomer

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's why prequels are fricking stupid.

    sometimes they can work if they introduce characters we haven't seen before, we don't know what happens to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Obi Wan isn't working because they insist on bringing in other OT characters.
      At most they should've had Obi-Wan, uncle Own, Luke and Qui-Gon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bet they don't even include Qui Gon's voice. Man is only in one movie and one episode of TCW.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Disney+ model of each season of a show having one episode's worth of plot is so dumb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worked for Mando because honestly the random misadventures they have is better than trying to reunite Grogu with the Jedi.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The second season felt really thin to me. "You have to take Grogu to a Jedi" and then he basically just does that with minimal complication. The misadventures didn't mean anything to me because I never watched Clone Wars. And the finale with CGI Luke was so dumb I can't understand why anyone liked it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mando is better just as everything else is when it has nothing to do with Jedi vs sith. Luke killing droids was kinda cool but otherwise meh. Not everything has to be connected to Skywalkers because it makes the universe feel so small

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but THIS happened.
    And WADE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Indira Varma since she ruined Rome. Robot was cool though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That death reeked of them being too afraid to have her and Obi Wan get romantically interested (or know what to do with her next). It's honestly funny how clunky each 'emotional' death in this show is.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vader will have caught Obi-Wan and is about to kill him but Reva betrays Vader and gives Obi-Wan a chance to escape while she dies by Vader's hand

    obvious ending

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anakin should have cut her head off. Him and the grand inquisitor taunting her about order 66 is pretty funny though.
      >We remember you lil b***h Black person we killed your friends and family then used you to sperg out hunting Jedi because you're a moron and we did it again

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dont blame the writers

    blame Disney

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the show should have led up to when Maul shows up don't show the fight just have him standing there say Kenobi then cut. Anyone that likes Reva has to be moronic, it's cool seeing Vader and Obi Wan again but at the same time we know what happens, the only good parts of the show have been the flashbacks but otherwise this show is wasted potential.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we have alien main characters? Why does it have to be humans constantly? Wow angry screaming black woman wants to kill Vader nothing cool about that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because it's cheaper and these are low budget (and quality) tv shows. think ABC, no HBO.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They gave the guy who looks like a human-wookie hybrid a bowcaster. Bravo Filoni!

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Like Boba, the people you want to die don't die. Reva should die, but they won't cause strong wahmen character take race aside for second this was all plan from the beginning all they had to do was the casting.

    I don't blame Chow for this cause at the end of the day she's not the script writer or casting choice she just direct the shit that was KK approve.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing of the Inquisitors in Episodes 4-9. They are either all dead, which means someone kills them, or they are irrelevant, which means why have stories involving them to begin with.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ewan McGregor stars as Obi-Wan Kenobi in an unnecessary and shitty prequel movie trilogy he's one of the best parts of
    >Ewan McGregor stars as Obi-Wan Kenobi in an unnecessary shitty prequel miniseries he's the best part of
    Poetry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No way he was the best part of the prequels, he was a complete non-character. Were they really that bad he stood out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking normie take. you only like Obi-Wan because of his 5-6 meme lines. Best character of all 3 is clearly by leaps and bounds Palpatine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I said I liked McGregor. The point is the prequels are shit and this show is shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How are they honestly going to explain why Vader never went after Kenobi until ANH? Surely he won't back down until he has definite proof that Obi-Wan is dead, such as a body or a lightsaber.

      He wasn't even the best part of his own show lmao

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine unironically still following star wars after disney threw lucas under the bus THEN made the shitty sequel trilogy AND botched the one-offs to the point where they had to turn one of them into a disney+ series because even they knew that they had reached too far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >threw under the bus
      What a fricking cope, the man sold his IP for literal billions of dollars on his own. Get the frick out of here with this revisionist bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        read the fine print; he sold it thinking that he was going to write & direct the sequels and disney got out of that by saying, "our movies won't have numbers in the title. checkmate. there's the door, george."

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No he didn't, that's a complete fandom lie.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For a bunch of sci-fi loving losers, a lot of the fanbase just refuses to read novels. They'll spend 900 on porg funkos, but refuses to read one Star Wars book. Why is that? Why didn't people just read the Obi-Wan novel?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I said this years ago but Obi Wan is one of those things people think they want until they get it. There was no chance it wouldn't be lore breaking and annoy fans. Obi Wan should have done nothing but keep an eye on Luke. Not every empty piece of time needs to be filled up

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm tired of talking about the black woman. Yeah she sucks but frick me Ewan McGregor is complete trash in this. He may as well be sleep walking through the whole thing

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I heard Obi-Wan dies at the end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if Obi Wan dying and being a force ghost all throughout Episode IV is brilliant or complete horseshit. But it's Disney so probably the latter

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show is straight out garbage. We could have seen what became of Obi-Wan during his exile on Tatooine and have cool flashback of the Clone Wars. Instead, we got a show about some new unlikeable character who’s about to get a redemption arch.
    Women ruin everything.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my take on this show is that it’s extremely ok. entertaining, somewhat cheap, but just classic enjoyable television.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is fricking Qui-Gon going to show the frick up?

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star wars was better when we had one movie every 20 years

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unless they sneak in a retcon that saves/sets up post episode 9 content so things can move forward. No. This IP is destined to suck the nostalgia dry until that runs out and then it'll limp along until it's forgotten.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one movie every 20 years
    >IV 1977
    >V 1980
    >VI 1983
    >I 1999
    >II 2002
    >III 2005

    So never ? Good to know.
    Maybe research your goddamn topic next time you want to post your bullshit.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt the lady fricking THROW the thermal detonator instead of holding it up????

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vader is gay

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want you expected. It's both a sequel and a prequel, it's stuck within the confines of canon. There wasn't much they could do with the story.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the actual point of this show again?
    diversity in star wars.. filling diversity quotas

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Disney can't make a show about a white male which is why the entire show is about Reva and Obi Wan is basically just there for fan service.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're also doing what they tried with the ST. Use established loved characters to sacrifice on the pyre to prop up their OGdonutsteal characters.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To think of it, first couple of episodes were okay. Decent pace, decent acting, forgivable bad scenes. It seems like with every new episode it gets cheaper and dumber. Maybe that's just the studio issue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was literally nothing wrong with that scene.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stormtroopers are now worth less than Putties. With each iteration, they become less and less of a threat. Their armor, instead of being able to pretend actually serves a purpose, is now literally plastic and their helmets are useless, not blocking blows, don't help them breathe, and actually serve to blind them. Two guards and all she has to do is slap one, then grab the other by his face and pull him off balance, they give up their weapons easily and barely fight back, just stumbling after her ineptly before being shot. At one point, the troopers were a threat, even if it was a joke they couldn't hit much (due to being told not to kill Luke and let them escape), but now it's just comically bad. 100 stormtroopers couldn't stop her now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's been like that since IV you fricking zoomer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you can't fricking read, moron. I said they were TOLD TO LET THEM ESCAPE goddamn

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I read it fine, I was just addressing one part of it: that stormtroopers have always been a joke.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I said they were TOLD TO LET THEM ESCAPE goddamn

              ah but you forget that Vader letting them escape was a retcon done in editing and reshoots. originally the escape was legitimate and the Death Star never found the Rebel base. so originally the stormtroopers really were that incompetent! also I think that they weren't specifically ordered to allow the escape, even in the final cut. that's always been Imperial apologist cope. the only intentional part of allowing the escape was sending 4 TIE fighters instead of 40 or 400.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >40 or 400.
                That could have been the plan but you know, not enough models.
                One of the best scenes in Rogue One was the emptying of the Tie hangar.
                Shit, not that I think of it, there were no patrols at all around the station.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ice Troopers in EpV were based.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was a shitshow from the start and my standards aren't even that high

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >a tiny slap on the guy's helmet sends him reeling and flopping like a fish
      These producers man

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Darth Vader is literally evil for the sake of being evil

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are you moronic?

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't read shit about this show but I thought he was gonna fight Darth Maul. They brought back everyone from the dead but not him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is, he already fought him in the animated series and killed him some years after Kenobi's time frame.
      They probably didn't want a rehash of those encounters, and Vader hadn't really been featured as often.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the actual point of this show again?

    To show Obi Wan establishing contact with Qui Gon's force ghost and learning the technique. He'll make an appearance in ep. 6 100%.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's how most prequels are. There's nothing at stake because you know who lives because you've seen them in the future.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pajeets gunna get it!

    >What is the actual point of this show again?
    most of the new shows are just filling in the events that happened between, during, and after the good trilogies since fans were not too happy about the new trilogy so no point trying to build on those. its fun to watch because they have the extra challenge of keeping up the continuity.
    i like the fan service they are providing enjoyers of the second trilogy like myself.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would have preferred an obi-wan origin story with qui gon jinn and him , just obi-wan watching luke and remembering his training with his master.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But why is Quan Chi there and what is he up to?

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it is set between Episodes III and IV, and features characters from those, it is severely constrained by the overarching narrative.

    Mandolorian and Andor have the right idea in telling stories where they have an empty canvas.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a male, Disney isn't for you and won't be for a very long time.

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