>1 hour into the marathon

>1 hour into the marathon
will the movie improve, or this is it?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen it but I'm going to say it's a character study and not plot heavy. Dehurst isn't the kind of director that is going to take you by the hand, he's more of a visual poet.
    Furthermore, AF Mortiz, the poet, did a re-write of the entire script, so you know this isn't Ernest Goes To Space.
    The ending isn't as open-ended as I would have thought, but it leaves you wondering fr.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worth it for dadkino.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks great but it put me to sleep. It's boring, but in a good way, I guess. Tranquil.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spacepirates and space baboon added excitment imo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Space Baboon is best Baboon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          NO BUFFOONERY SHALL BE SANCTIONED.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make a movie about parental abandonment, searching for aliens, moon rover pirates and vicious space monkeys
    >it's the most boring shit I've ever seen
    if you don't have daddy issues that need catharsis you have zero reason to continue

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its trash, and not even the entertaining kind

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i turned it off at the monkey scene.
    pure moronism

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been alright without this and the moon pirates

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh god, i forgot about the moon pirates.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will only deteriorate

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't 'marathon' a fricking movie, even shit ones like this.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1 hour into the marathon
      do zoomies really call watching a movie "marathon", pause at the mid and come to Cinemaphile seeking validation of their choice or is it simply bots?

      It's a dumb Cinemaphile meme and you two should probably lurk more.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i just did it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't have the attention span to marathon a single film
      Jesus fricking Christ, phones cooked your zoomer brain.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    brad astranaut

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1 hour into the marathon
    do zoomies really call watching a movie "marathon", pause at the mid and come to Cinemaphile seeking validation of their choice or is it simply bots?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casting Brad Pitt to play a stoic, emotionless charisma vacuum is absolutely baffling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could tell the role was written for Gosling, but they couldn't land him.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gosling is a boring actor and it would’ve made Ad Astra too forgettable. Brad Bitt elevates it to art status. Although the best casting would’ve been John David Washington.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the best casting would’ve been John David Washington.
          under no circumstances is this statement true, about anything

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seethe gigatardo. He does the brooding existentialist character perfectly. See Tenet and The Creator. Now cry about these films and the actor.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >See Tenet and The Creator
              if you're not indian you have no excuse for liking that slop

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’ll never be European, Hansdeep Nigelwong. There’s no reason to seethe so much. It’ll never change your Asian status.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 seconds into marathoning this thread, should I continue?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this a month ago and I can't remember anything about it other than the moon buggy drive-by.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a whole film about Neptune
    >Don't even get the color right
    Oof.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was night time

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its purely a vessel for cinematography
    zero acting
    almost zero story
    incredibly pessimistic and nihilistic themes
    random monkey action scene

    For an adapatation of Heart of Darkness in space, you can do A LOT WORSE.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      thing is the cinematography is mid, apart from the stuff around neptune. Most of it could have come from any given Nolan flick

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marathoned an episode of Roseanne yesterday.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found it extremely boring. Honestly good to just fall asleep to. The few feels are not the snooze fest

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just fricking enjoy the ride and visuals. I just don't get how people get bored with this. If you need shit happening constantly watch some tv slop. This is kino sci-fi set and production design

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is so tonally inconsistent

    >We need to contemplate what's out there
    >MOON BUGGY PIRATES WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS
    >are we really alone in the universe
    >ZERO G CHIMP FIGHT LETS GOOO
    >did my father go crazy? What did he learn?
    >ASTEROID BELT SURFING WOOHOO

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good if you have issues with your father

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Suddenly, out of nowhere, for no reason....MOO
    N PIRATES!!11!1

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