>you have been infected with an extremely deadly neurotoxin >however, the antidote to said toxin had been implanted into your stomach, frozen in a block of ice >your bodies resting temperature will not thaw this chilling membrane in time >before you lies an awfully hot coffee pot
But Liebeck had the coffee poured on her lap, Jigsaw only left the coffee in the pot where it could be accessed. That's like saying if Liebeck crawled through the McDonald's window and poured coffee on herself McDonald's is still at fault!
You know the main "villain" and I say this term loosely never did anything illegal. I ...ahem... I mean he should go "convince" some movie execs about this truth.
>in front of you lies two joints, handrolled be me. >one is filled with fire golden ticket vietcong thunder, extra loud >the other is bunk shit I scrapped out of my bong >the choice is yours
Nah this was when he met Bobby Dagen the phony jigsaw survivor. Still no reason for him to look like this because he dressed normally in flashbacks before this moment.
>Check it, check it, check it... >Wake up Anon, glad you had a good nap, but unfortunately for you, I got you caught in my trap >Right now I'm sure wondering why you're strapped to a chair, while a tank of deadly acid hangs above in the air >For far too long you've shitposted with glee, and when Janny bans you, you just reset IP >You've posted horrible things without a care in the world, BBC, furry, gore, even little girls >One day a poor man was browsing while working, you decided to post a webm of a "thug shaker" twerking >His boss Saw the thumbnail and it got him fired, he worked 30 years there and was about to retire >In front of you is a laptop, fitted with broadband, programmed for only one website, Cinemaphile >You're Cinemaphile's new Janny for 24 hours, fitting since you really smell like you need a shower, of acid >One drop down on your head, every off-topic thread you ignore 'til your dead >It's life or death, Anon, which one will it be? How much fun can you ruin 'til you've done it for free-dom >Your terrible photos have cause more than just shock, now it's time to play my little game, TICK TOCK
>Hello Anon. 2 years ago you came home drunk and puked on your mothers new carpet. You then proceeded to blame the dog, and he had to suffer your mothers scolding because of you. >In front of you there is a chalkboard and a dull knife. If you want to live, you must carve "I am a bad boy" into the chalkboard exactly 100 times in 10 minutes. >If you fail, the cell will fill with peanut butter, and 5 very hungry wiener dogs will be released into the cell. >Live or die, Anon. Make your choice.
>You better lose yourself in the torture >The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go) >You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow >This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
>Hello Jigsaw. Recently you went to a signing but you wore your hat indoors, which is not very polite and bad form. To escape this trap you have to convincingly say out loud that you want Brie Larson's feet in and on your mouth or else this fire hose will blast your dick with acid lol
>you have been infected with an extremely deadly neurotoxin
>however, the antidote to said toxin had been implanted into your stomach, frozen in a block of ice
>your bodies resting temperature will not thaw this chilling membrane in time
>before you lies an awfully hot coffee pot
If I drink that coffee, would I die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're an old guy.
For who though?
K E K
I dress exactly like this
Frickin ell
neat concept but in practice it wouldn't be visually gory enough for a Saw film
so I drink the fricking coffee
wow
It's very hot.
best post on Cinemaphile at the moment
I piss into the coffee pot to cool it down enough so I can chug it
Ok what did Jigsaw do wrong here? He gave someone coffee that was too hot, that's not illegal.
>What is Liebeck v. McDonald's Restaurants
Of all the things he could have gotten away with, he definitely couldn't get away with this one.
But Liebeck had the coffee poured on her lap, Jigsaw only left the coffee in the pot where it could be accessed. That's like saying if Liebeck crawled through the McDonald's window and poured coffee on herself McDonald's is still at fault!
Damn… I think he’s untouchable…
>I'm beginning to feel like a trap god
>'Wait... How old are ya, kid?'
>'Sorry kid but you look way too young for this movie... You sure you're 18?'
>IT WAS ALL A DREAM
>imagine wasting time&money on film like saw
kys whites
an asian created it tho
james wanna play a game
he hasn't played since 2004
>you ate my sandwich 10 years ago that I left in the fridge while I was on vacation
>so now you'll be eating Jared's footlong or you freeze to death
>life or death, make your choice
Eminem looking rough
First thing I thought of.
This is how I felt when I saw scream 6 and they asked me for an ID
ID?
They did this to me for Resident Evil 2 and it was fricking bullshit. I was with legal adults too even though they barely older than me.
My motto:
F*ck popo
I'm out on bail from ya mother for a dollar tomorrow
You know the main "villain" and I say this term loosely never did anything illegal. I ...ahem... I mean he should go "convince" some movie execs about this truth.
>hello anon, wanna play a game?
Eighteen and up little buddy.
>Jigsaw starts raping faster than Eminem
Why was Jiggy dressed like a suburban rap fan here again? Wasn't he just filing an insurance claim? Why the disguise?
just chillin... killin...
WUZZZZZZZZZZUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
WAZZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
>in front of you lies two joints, handrolled be me.
>one is filled with fire golden ticket vietcong thunder, extra loud
>the other is bunk shit I scrapped out of my bong
>the choice is yours
>the other is bunk shit I scrapped out of my bong
DUNUNA
DUNUNA NUNUNUNANA
That's how he normally dresses
Nah this was when he met Bobby Dagen the phony jigsaw survivor. Still no reason for him to look like this because he dressed normally in flashbacks before this moment.
it was cold out that day
He was gonna shoot a video later that day with his homie Kendrick Lamar.
>homie
Jigsaw hates racists
That was actually one of the few traps designed entirely by Hoffman.
He's just a normal guy, what do you expect him to wear?
Saw X your seatbelts
What saw movie is this from?
Saw IX - To Pieces
Chain SAW, feat. 2chainz
>movies are awful
>love based Tobin
I think I'll watch his Sopranos scene again.
You can't handle my traps!
ha
Name another white boy who gets down like Jiggy.
#albino
#brothainwhiteskin
He doesn't dress like this when he's cruising around the torture basement, does he? I thought this was a serious horror.
he skateboards around the torture basement
This is the only scene he wears it in: https://youtube.com/watch?v=mrdgpAXvMDI
GETTIN JIGGY WITH IT
NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA
NA-NA NA NA NA-NA
GETTIN JIGGY WITH IT
JIGGA WHAT
>Check it, check it, check it...
>Wake up Anon, glad you had a good nap, but unfortunately for you, I got you caught in my trap
>Right now I'm sure wondering why you're strapped to a chair, while a tank of deadly acid hangs above in the air
>For far too long you've shitposted with glee, and when Janny bans you, you just reset IP
>You've posted horrible things without a care in the world, BBC, furry, gore, even little girls
>One day a poor man was browsing while working, you decided to post a webm of a "thug shaker" twerking
>His boss Saw the thumbnail and it got him fired, he worked 30 years there and was about to retire
>In front of you is a laptop, fitted with broadband, programmed for only one website, Cinemaphile
>You're Cinemaphile's new Janny for 24 hours, fitting since you really smell like you need a shower, of acid
>One drop down on your head, every off-topic thread you ignore 'til your dead
>It's life or death, Anon, which one will it be? How much fun can you ruin 'til you've done it for free-dom
>Your terrible photos have cause more than just shock, now it's time to play my little game, TICK TOCK
why is he dressed like eminem
He really got into trap music in the later years of his life.
funniest shit all day
>Hello Anon. 2 years ago you came home drunk and puked on your mothers new carpet. You then proceeded to blame the dog, and he had to suffer your mothers scolding because of you.
>In front of you there is a chalkboard and a dull knife. If you want to live, you must carve "I am a bad boy" into the chalkboard exactly 100 times in 10 minutes.
>If you fail, the cell will fill with peanut butter, and 5 very hungry wiener dogs will be released into the cell.
>Live or die, Anon. Make your choice.
bros why am I loving SAW so much lately?
I'm about to watch Saw VII (3D/The Final Chapter) right now for the first time
>right now for the first time
how old are you?
I only ever saw up to Saw 4.
3 and 4 are the mostly shit ones so that explains the sudden rise in quality
Can someone post the link to the Tobin Bell interview where he condones violence
>You better lose yourself in the torture
>The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (Go)
>You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
>This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
extremely cringe
>Hello Jigsaw. Recently you went to a signing but you wore your hat indoors, which is not very polite and bad form. To escape this trap you have to convincingly say out loud that you want Brie Larson's feet in and on your mouth or else this fire hose will blast your dick with acid lol
i think all the saw movies are just fun movies, except spiral. obviously 2 is the best of them. what's the next best saw sequel?
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