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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >should we design this craft to open from the side so our troops can get out without just all dying to a hail of machinegun fire from the front?
    >nah, it'll be fine

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah gee that would have helped

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ramp goes down so they can walk off onto the beach, not jump out the side into the water wearing 100 pounds of equipment. They also weren't expecting that level of resistance and fortification on Omaha Beach.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bullshit. The D-Day landings were meant to be made atop thousands of bodies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah gee that would have helped

      If you had been there Cinemaphile, how would you have survived?
      I would've just found a pile of dead bodies and hid in between them

      Yeah it wasn't that dramatic

      The ramp goes down so they can walk off onto the beach, not jump out the side into the water wearing 100 pounds of equipment. They also weren't expecting that level of resistance and fortification on Omaha Beach.

      Why didn’t they just wait a few minutes for all the Germans to surrender and backstab each other??

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn't they bomb the German stationary machine gun emplacements before landing?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        They bombarded them from the sea, but not for long enough.
        Omaha Beach was a clusterfrick from start to finish. They even managed to sink all their amphibious tanks.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you had been there Cinemaphile, how would you have survived?
    I would've just found a pile of dead bodies and hid in between them

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it wasn't that dramatic

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thousands died on the Omaha beach. Yes it was very dramatic

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol no

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no evidence to suggest that many people died

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omaha_Beach

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wikipedia is not evidence. In fact, anything on the internet can be faked so I will not believe any link you try to send me. Therefore, I win.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now you understand what it's like what it's like listening to holocaust deniers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thousands died on the Omaha beach
        Yea? Well 6.3 million israelites and other disadvantaged people were innocently slaughtered during the Holocaust in Germany not even 100 years ago. Our ancestors fought hard to rid the world of the hate that caused that to occur, and where do we wind up? We wind up in 2023 with multiple mass shootings caused by white supremacists and their incel rage towards minority groups. We wind up with multiple incidents of antisemitic defacing of property. And we wind up with one of the top selling artists in the current era coming out and wrongfully lumping israeli americans into a dangerous stereotype

        It is TIME to stop messing around. If we do not protect Go’s chosen people, then we are completely doomed as a nation. Vote for the correct constituents this coming election cycle or we will be facing massive consequences

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bad incel b8. Sad thing is gays will take it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You dare dilute the holocaust with "disadvantaged people"? You anti-semitic scum.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think an incel will read this, think this is a legit post, and get thrown into a rage

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          how does the number keep getting bigger?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it’s a bait post

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thousands died on the Omaha beach. Yes it was very dramatic

      I knew one of the last living Normandy vets who piloted those craft. He unfortunately passed away a few years ago but the stories he'd reluctantly tell were more than any Saving Private Ryan or account I'd heard before. 17 when he enlisted lied about his age etc. Can't image the losses that day he said most of his platoon was basically wiped away and the guys he had gotten to know were just gone.

      >immediately fake being shot and hold my breath under water until unit moves on
      >swim further out from the beach and start swimming either left or right, based on what looks safer
      >pick a spot to come in at but wait until it gets dark
      >live in the woods until the war is over

      You'd be the first one shot and probably torturted when they captured you. To be alone was to be basically dead.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALLAH AKBAR

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >immediately fake being shot and hold my breath under water until unit moves on
    >swim further out from the beach and start swimming either left or right, based on what looks safer
    >pick a spot to come in at but wait until it gets dark
    >live in the woods until the war is over

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake being shot and hold my breath under water until unit moves on
      So you gonna hold your breath for hours you dumbo

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hours
        >not being immediately riddled by gunfire
        I can hold my breath for 3 minutes, easily. Can also do the floating trick and take a sneaky side breath before going under again and kicking away to the side of safety. Frick my unit and frick the Germans. I'm eating plants and killing wildlife until the new overlords win.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >be me, on omaha beach
          >immediately Bury myself in sand apart from my nose and mouth
          >survive the battle
          Its that easy

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't come over to my side of the woods when the Germans frick off. These plants are mine.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You that lil tojot ran off into the jungle for 20 years?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your CO would just shoot you. They shot deserters.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only 1 US soldier in WW2 was executed for desertion, was an incredibly rare event.

        Soviets it was routine as it was for the Germans. Both had executions of deserters in tens of thousands, Soviets was hundreds of thousands

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Officially, yes, but it happened more on the fields. You won't find records because classifying it as an intentional execution because of the ramifications, but it happened.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it happened but I don't have any sources just trust me bro
            no

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you attached wheels and a simple drivetrain, engine in a sealed compartment, top closed and armored, mounted machine guns. Like a rudimentary boat tank thing. It would take a little work to throw together but you’d only need like 10 of them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's called an apc

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever I watch a D-Day movie or show I always think about how its a fine line between bravery and stupidity and I'm not exactly sure which side these homies fall on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't have a choice, if you deserted you were killed anon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only 1 American was killed for desertion in WW2 vs. tens of thousands of Germans by their government. It wasn’t a very widespread problem for allied armies outside Soviets

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but no boomer woman was gonna take a deserter, that was a serious ick

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being on those boats getting ready to probably get cut down by nazis and thinking yourself "I have to do this or i'll never get laid" lmao

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Their casualties were pretty low, Germans mostly just surrendered as they are prone to do when faced with a serious threat

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She can shove her white feathers up her ass.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the Germans have to wait 10 seconds before shooting? What if they fast counted?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Match timer for being on Defense

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it werent for their sacrifice we would be speaking german and impregnating our white 18 year old housewives for the 5th time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incels would get the gas

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they use it?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    hi israelite

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you point out the basic stats of nazi mobilization vs. KIA you're israeli
      wuh

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le god be with you
    >immediately half the crew dies
    I guess they were satanists.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the
    wrong
    side
    won
    the
    war

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they should've fought harder then 🙂

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ywnbaw and how tf are you so mad about something from 100 years ago. Calm down lil homie moshe

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >point out accurate thing calmly and concisely
      >LOL U MAD BRO!!!
      wut? you're the one screeching.

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