10 years and this is what we get?

>was meant to be a badass samurai animated movie with a black samurai voiced by Samual L Jackson
>producers rejected it because it's not "universal"
>turned it into some furshit movie set to release in 2014
>animation team basically did nothing and just had a few storyboards
>producers give it to another animation studio to be released in 2017 but once again nothing happened
>once again, set the movie to show at 2021 but then randomly without any affair set it to open at June 2022
The trailer looks like fricking dogshit!
>Doogle tier of celeb voice actors that haven't been relevant in years
>animation looks like pre spiderverse Sony tier animation shit
> designs look fricking bland as frick
>unfunny meta jokes and cat shitting themselves is a punchline to a shitty joke
>will be a Viacom plus exclusive after the movie inevitably fails and makes barely anything worth shit
Wow, this should of tossed this movie in the fricking bin and did something else!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have something very important to tell you, Hank.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post trailer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of the worst trailers I seen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the animation looks very interesting, i will check it for that

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          After watching the trailer I have to wonder, are you right in the head?
          That looks like a cheap Chinese movie.
          Did you just stop watching after the first 30 seconds?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the starting scene was cool, i am hoping for more of that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sucky trailer music aside, this does seem like the opposite of bad. Nothing new, but they sure tried. There is effort in there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd give it a watch

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Since Nickelodeon is involved they’ll probably make a TV show out of this.

    screen cap this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nickelodeon shot themselves in the wiener by canceling a bunch of ongoing shows and other properties because no kid is just going to watch those new SpongeBob spinoffs, if you look at streaming numbers Paramount plus is at its lowest where even sony's peawiener is kicking its ass. It will probably be those tax breaks animation shows where it gets even more cheaper as each season goes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't do a show for Rango.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were planning a Wonder Park show that was almost certainly well into production that they scrapped after the original director was rapey and the movie bombed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The director was what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon but the director of Wonder Park was a pervert that made inappropriate sex jokes at female staff and has various accounts of groping and other type of sex assaulting. Dude used to work in pixar but basically was a backup writer for shitty pixar films and D list films like Monster Truck.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I liked Monster Truck. It has a cute main girl love interest.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remembered that this was considered "lost media" and there's a bunch of morons crying about how this film was never going to release, what a was of resources!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black samurai voiced by Samual L Jackson
    That already exists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This had far more SOVL than it had any right to. Also I feel like at some point the writers had a draft of the scrip where Sio was a brocon and another one where she was Afro’s ex, and the drafts got mixed up in the final thing so she acts flirty with both of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Mace Windu.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh great, another Artctic Justice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda does looks like the same aesthetics and art style of this movie, except this probably costed a lot more than usual cheap projects

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And supposedly a goddamn remake of one of the greatest films ever made, while having absolutely none of its balls, Blazing Saddles.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's bits in there that are clearly callbacks to scenes from Blazing Saddles like the campfire scene and Mongo crushing an entire saloon against a wall.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      According to the credits, so much of the original concept has been used that all the writers of Blazing Saddles are under not "based on" but "screenplay by" even Richard Pryor who's fricking dead.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Half of the trailer I saw was nothing but unfunny fart jokes. I was interested in this movie until I saw that shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same, it seems painfully unfunny but i can see it has heart put into it. It's probably going to end up being a worse The bad guys, a furshit movie with amazing animation and art direction and a sub-par story.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The iconic
    >give a character a sword but and never have them slash or stab anything that’s not a robot because kids will die if they see blood
    >make a comedy with the main characters being fighters who rarely fight

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >paws of fury
    NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i miss this lil homie so much frick level-5 goddamn it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In the latin american dub of the movie the MC name is changed to ''kakamucho'' which means ''shitsalot''.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      JAJAJAJAJAJAJ which one is Sakamoko?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about you but I'm excited for this movie to come out since it has plently of slapstick in it. It seems like Cinemaphile just absolutely hates any animation that doesn't have lore in it now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If the final product is basically that, then the movie is good.
      >but 3D has no soulllllll
      Rock Dog (the original) had 10/10 slapstick and it was 3D.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are the chances of this being good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not many unless you really enjoy cheap humor and fart jokes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how much of the Blazing Saddles content they sanitized

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw Nickelodeon filmed a special spot to promote the film
    >These usually contain brief, playful interviews with one or two of the stars
    >They seemingly couldn’t get anyone involved with the film to promote Paws of Fury and just interviewed a random karate instructor instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They seemingly couldn’t get anyone involved with the film
      That's what happens when you buy an already completed movie from another company. If this were an actual Paramount produced film and not just something they have the rights to, then they would already have direct access to the producers.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >not naming it "Fist of furry"
    thats where they fricked up, should've catered to the furry audience

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Afro samurai already exists.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so fo the dogs shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reboot pls.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here's what I would've done to improve it
    >Keep it as Blazing Samurai, and make sure it deliberately follows the plot of Blazing Saddles a lot more
    >Make Hank (Bart) a dog from Hokkaido (Ainu people) who wants to become a samurai after his friends complaints and warnings about them only make him more want to be one
    >Lord Ika Chu (Lamarr) wants to build a 'highway bridge' to Hokkaido so the shogunate can conquer the land, but in order to do so needs to pay bandits to wreck the town in order to clear land for doing so
    >The villagers want to enlist a samurai to protect them, therefore they ask the lord to enlist one to act as 'sheriff' of the town
    >Ika Chu chooses Hank deliberately to cause chaos (it's a cat-only town) and leave the town at mercy to the bandits
    >Hank is then enlisted then quickly disparaged by the community, calling him a 'mutt' (replacement for the N-Word)
    >Jimbo (Waco Kid) acts as Hank's master and teaches him Bushido, while also being one of few people to treat him with any sort of respect
    >Also part of the group include Emiko, a hyperactive kid who also wants to be a samurai (and is a bit of a masochist) and Sumo, a former Sumo wrestler fired in disgrace for trying to lose weight, who tries (and fails) to make toilet humor jokes
    >Deliberate placement of anarchistic jokes, making often modern day Japan references and references to cliches in kids animation
    >Same ending involving the town fighting against Ika Chu's army, the bandits and the shogunate (plus other groups) so hard they start to break out the animation file computer and spill onto other folders on the animation computers and even start fighting the voice actors as well
    >Hank and the villagers win, and are just about to start a dance party ending when they are suddenly and violently arrested by the police for not only causing property damage but also plagiarizing the plot of Blazing Saddles, ending with the camera being smashed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this is a children's movie, not some academy winning nominee. children want to laugh at farts and just not think about it

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Born as a homage to Blazing Saddles, dies as a repeat of Foodfight.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why people praise blazing saddles so much? isn't that a cuck fetish movie? oh wait this is Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No? It's a spaghetti western parody.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >movie called Paws of Fury
    >no Foxy Roxy
    frick off

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