>was meant to be a badass samurai animated movie with a black samurai voiced by Samual L Jackson
>producers rejected it because it's not "universal"
>turned it into some furshit movie set to release in 2014
>animation team basically did nothing and just had a few storyboards
>producers give it to another animation studio to be released in 2017 but once again nothing happened
>once again, set the movie to show at 2021 but then randomly without any affair set it to open at June 2022
The trailer looks like fricking dogshit!
>Doogle tier of celeb voice actors that haven't been relevant in years
>animation looks like pre spiderverse Sony tier animation shit
> designs look fricking bland as frick
>unfunny meta jokes and cat shitting themselves is a punchline to a shitty joke
>will be a Viacom plus exclusive after the movie inevitably fails and makes barely anything worth shit
Wow, this should of tossed this movie in the fricking bin and did something else!
I have something very important to tell you, Hank.
post trailer
One of the worst trailers I seen
the animation looks very interesting, i will check it for that
After watching the trailer I have to wonder, are you right in the head?
That looks like a cheap Chinese movie.
Did you just stop watching after the first 30 seconds?
the starting scene was cool, i am hoping for more of that
Sucky trailer music aside, this does seem like the opposite of bad. Nothing new, but they sure tried. There is effort in there.
I'd give it a watch
Since Nickelodeon is involved they’ll probably make a TV show out of this.
screen cap this.
Nickelodeon shot themselves in the wiener by canceling a bunch of ongoing shows and other properties because no kid is just going to watch those new SpongeBob spinoffs, if you look at streaming numbers Paramount plus is at its lowest where even sony's peawiener is kicking its ass. It will probably be those tax breaks animation shows where it gets even more cheaper as each season goes.
They didn't do a show for Rango.
They were planning a Wonder Park show that was almost certainly well into production that they scrapped after the original director was rapey and the movie bombed
The director was what?
Not that anon but the director of Wonder Park was a pervert that made inappropriate sex jokes at female staff and has various accounts of groping and other type of sex assaulting. Dude used to work in pixar but basically was a backup writer for shitty pixar films and D list films like Monster Truck.
I liked Monster Truck. It has a cute main girl love interest.
I remembered that this was considered "lost media" and there's a bunch of morons crying about how this film was never going to release, what a was of resources!
>black samurai voiced by Samual L Jackson
That already exists
This had far more SOVL than it had any right to. Also I feel like at some point the writers had a draft of the scrip where Sio was a brocon and another one where she was Afro’s ex, and the drafts got mixed up in the final thing so she acts flirty with both of them.
That's not Mace Windu.
Oh great, another Artctic Justice.
Kinda does looks like the same aesthetics and art style of this movie, except this probably costed a lot more than usual cheap projects
And supposedly a goddamn remake of one of the greatest films ever made, while having absolutely none of its balls, Blazing Saddles.
There's bits in there that are clearly callbacks to scenes from Blazing Saddles like the campfire scene and Mongo crushing an entire saloon against a wall.
According to the credits, so much of the original concept has been used that all the writers of Blazing Saddles are under not "based on" but "screenplay by" even Richard Pryor who's fricking dead.
Half of the trailer I saw was nothing but unfunny fart jokes. I was interested in this movie until I saw that shit.
same, it seems painfully unfunny but i can see it has heart put into it. It's probably going to end up being a worse The bad guys, a furshit movie with amazing animation and art direction and a sub-par story.
The iconic
>give a character a sword but and never have them slash or stab anything that’s not a robot because kids will die if they see blood
>make a comedy with the main characters being fighters who rarely fight
>paws of fury
NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN
i miss this lil homie so much frick level-5 goddamn it
In the latin american dub of the movie the MC name is changed to ''kakamucho'' which means ''shitsalot''.
JAJAJAJAJAJAJ which one is Sakamoko?
I don't know about you but I'm excited for this movie to come out since it has plently of slapstick in it. It seems like Cinemaphile just absolutely hates any animation that doesn't have lore in it now.
If the final product is basically that, then the movie is good.
>but 3D has no soulllllll
Rock Dog (the original) had 10/10 slapstick and it was 3D.
What are the chances of this being good?
Not many unless you really enjoy cheap humor and fart jokes
Depends on how much of the Blazing Saddles content they sanitized
>tfw Nickelodeon filmed a special spot to promote the film
>These usually contain brief, playful interviews with one or two of the stars
>They seemingly couldn’t get anyone involved with the film to promote Paws of Fury and just interviewed a random karate instructor instead
>They seemingly couldn’t get anyone involved with the film
That's what happens when you buy an already completed movie from another company. If this were an actual Paramount produced film and not just something they have the rights to, then they would already have direct access to the producers.
>not naming it "Fist of furry"
thats where they fricked up, should've catered to the furry audience
Afro samurai already exists.
Wait so fo the dogs shit
Reboot pls.
Here's what I would've done to improve it
>Keep it as Blazing Samurai, and make sure it deliberately follows the plot of Blazing Saddles a lot more
>Make Hank (Bart) a dog from Hokkaido (Ainu people) who wants to become a samurai after his friends complaints and warnings about them only make him more want to be one
>Lord Ika Chu (Lamarr) wants to build a 'highway bridge' to Hokkaido so the shogunate can conquer the land, but in order to do so needs to pay bandits to wreck the town in order to clear land for doing so
>The villagers want to enlist a samurai to protect them, therefore they ask the lord to enlist one to act as 'sheriff' of the town
>Ika Chu chooses Hank deliberately to cause chaos (it's a cat-only town) and leave the town at mercy to the bandits
>Hank is then enlisted then quickly disparaged by the community, calling him a 'mutt' (replacement for the N-Word)
>Jimbo (Waco Kid) acts as Hank's master and teaches him Bushido, while also being one of few people to treat him with any sort of respect
>Also part of the group include Emiko, a hyperactive kid who also wants to be a samurai (and is a bit of a masochist) and Sumo, a former Sumo wrestler fired in disgrace for trying to lose weight, who tries (and fails) to make toilet humor jokes
>Deliberate placement of anarchistic jokes, making often modern day Japan references and references to cliches in kids animation
>Same ending involving the town fighting against Ika Chu's army, the bandits and the shogunate (plus other groups) so hard they start to break out the animation file computer and spill onto other folders on the animation computers and even start fighting the voice actors as well
>Hank and the villagers win, and are just about to start a dance party ending when they are suddenly and violently arrested by the police for not only causing property damage but also plagiarizing the plot of Blazing Saddles, ending with the camera being smashed.
this is a children's movie, not some academy winning nominee. children want to laugh at farts and just not think about it
Born as a homage to Blazing Saddles, dies as a repeat of Foodfight.
why people praise blazing saddles so much? isn't that a cuck fetish movie? oh wait this is Cinemaphile
No? It's a spaghetti western parody.
>movie called Paws of Fury
>no Foxy Roxy
frick off