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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still hasn't been topped.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Rewatching it now. Holds up surprisingly well, even Rust's fedora monologues. No cop show since has even gotten close to matching the "vibe" of this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rust's fedora monologues
        I enjoy these because Rust is believable depicted as a legit hardboiled psycho and the subject matter actually has some substance beyond superficially deep prattling
        the part where he talks about staring at dead bodies and crime scene photos for ages and the peace of surrendering to death in your final moment was chilly

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 3 topped it with Sarah Gadon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, chud. it has and will be again

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've started outlining my own pilot of a True Detective season and am going to send it to HBO and dethrone this frick. Wish me luck, /tv.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          good luck anon. I hope you're a marginalized pansexual BIPOC. if you need help just ask ChatGPT

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only way they'll give you the green light is it's Troon Detective

            >troon detective
            I'm making the protagonist ambiguously trans so it'll fit in with the quota. It wasn't my intention, but it's actually working for the story rather than just including it for the sake of it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only way they'll give you the green light is it's Troon Detective

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      when it comes to crime shows s2 of TD and top of the lake easily top it. Top of the lake is easily the best crime show ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and it shows, especially the writing.

      Completely shits the bed at the halfway point.

      Why would you wear a corduroy blazer in Louisiana? You would be completely drenched on sweat. What a bullshit show

      The writers never leave airconditioned offices.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hRjZ9HU.jpg

      >10 years old

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >S2 will be a decade old next year

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S2,3,4 never existed

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you wear a corduroy blazer in Louisiana? You would be completely drenched on sweat. What a bullshit show

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well his name *is* Rust Cold, after all.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      real men can store more heat
      sweating a lot is a sign of moronic genetics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No that just means my built in cooling system is better than yours

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it still can get cold at night in the south
      rust dresses for a full day of detecting
      he's probably going to have to interrogate scumbags at 1:30AM on a cold street corner or something

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to modern society where people wear multiple layers in thick heat because it's "formal."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is the exact opposite IRL, you moron. Nobody layers anymore.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally saw my boss wearing a t-shirt with a polo overtop in the middle of July.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember Errol won and ascended to the infernal plane

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      time is a flat circle and he gets BTFO by Rust over and over

      Is it pedophilia to: Fap to pictures of yourself as a kid?

      it's probably just as illegal and very, very weird

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >time is a flat circle and he gets BTFO by Rust over and over
        I clapped when I heard this line in Season 4

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope "My ascension removes me from the disk and the loop." He broke out of eternal return and our 4 dimensional space.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          schizobabble. you can't ascend from the disk

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Another victim of the demiurge. Very sad!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Another victim of heretical israelites. Very sad!

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And finally we arrive to Smiley Mcgee
    >hello

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sketch artist draws a cartoon face made of spaghetti with green ears
    >sure let's post this around town instead of firing him on the spot for being fricking moronic

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ten years old, Marty
    >they raped her with a thresher
    >right up in her cooter hole, Marty, how would you feel if they did that to Audrey?
    >I think of that a lot, Marty, I like to contemplate what would have happened to my daughter had she not been run over and spared me the sin of being a father
    >I can't think of anything more sinful of bearing a beautiful little girl to the world only for her to get deflowered in front of some pervert's camera
    >anyway, mind if I skate? I'm gonna go get drunk and question some hookers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Audrey may not have had to deal with a thresher but she did struggle with a train

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heh.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She wanted it and she was down to party.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          is that Mr. C from Twin Peaks The Return?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's him

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How old were Audrey and the boys supposed to be?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a heckin video tape? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's been 10 years? how did it get this bad. just gave up. 10 years gone and nothing to show for it.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it pedophilia to: Fap to pictures of yourself as a kid?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Autopedophilia, worth ten years in the slammer. People won't look at you any less harshly, but it is ultimately harmless as long as you don't get consumed in it. If you get the first opportunity, you should love yourself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when I was 14 putting on my mother's clothes and underwear and looking up my skirt in the mirror while wanking.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 years ago I was young

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    was literally posting on Cinemaphile as Daddario got her breasts and gash out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bless Fuku for immortalizing her in that moment. Literally perfect.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Simmons >> Daddario

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want you to frick me in the ass then mow your own lawn when you’re done.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want you to frick me in the ass
      cringe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you gay?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          just use the pussy m8

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    AYO! Where da white women at?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "I'm not going to say it. I just want you to know I'm thinking it."

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry for the blogpost. I was late to the larty with this show. I have been seeing the threads for many years, but never cared to watch it since I dislike cop shows. Finally gave it a go last year. It was really great. It surprised me, the actors were terrific.I was berating myself for waiting that long. Moved to S2 immediately and dropped it after 2 or 3 episodes, it's a completely different thing (by design I guess?).

    Does it get better? How about S3?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I was berating myself for waiting that long
      don't worry anon me too. it's kino. and not Cinemaphile meme or shitpost kino but true kino deserved of 1% of the posts on this board

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Season 3 is the best. It has Sarah Gadon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S2 is decent but don't expect it to kick like the original. It's a different style and too many characters, 2 of which are kinda boring

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Moved to S2 immediately and dropped it after 2 or 3 episodes
      Filtered

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Moved to S2 immediately and dropped it after 2 or 3 episodes
      In the midst of being gangbanged by forces unseen, I figured you should drill a new orifice. Go on and frick yourself for a change.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      S1 and S3 are very similar (split chronology, child abuse, lower stakes, redemption arcs)
      S2 is different. Fully blackpilled, owes much more to James Ellroy.
      Night Country is streaming crap that they just put the name on and made some extremely hamfisted references to S1

      S2 was the best but it shouldn't have been called True Detective

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did people really have a problem with this scene? Rust went his whole life thinking his daughter was, at best, completely gone and not in an afterlife. But then he felt her love. No shit he's going to change his outlook on life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chuds idolized him because of his nihilism but were too smooth-brained to realize that that was a character flaw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Intellectually stunted people don’t really understand Rust going into the old spanish fort (and the season as a whole) were a katabasis, despite Childress spelling this out for the audience with the ‘You’re in Carcosa now’ voice-over. Rust goes into the underworld, slays the devil/dragon/chaos/whatever your favorite classic lit professor called it, and emerges into a new life as changed person who has conquered their flaws.
      Blame all the goyslop that gets produced of totally static characters who never grow or develop their philosophies.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FROM THE DUSTY MESA

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it after all the hype. Found it cheesy and predictable. Their accents were funny like I couldn’t take them serious kek

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dusty mesa
    >In Louisiana

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla 2014 was ten years ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Metal gear solid 4 can drive

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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