10 years to late, but why is this movie praised so much? Saw it for the first time last night and it was unbearably shit

10 years to late, but why is this movie praised so much? Saw it for the first time last night and it was unbearably shit

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was incredible mediocre BUT its success made possible for the director to make Under the Silver Lake, so I approve its existence.
    He's doing a sequel now named "They Follow" so hope it improved the concept now with more budget

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they/them follow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Movie starts with infected woman who found out too late
      >Convoluted circumstances means she misses her original target for infection
      >Time is running out and there is no one in sight
      >A wild chud appears
      >She reluctantly decides to infect the manlet
      >Chud has to pass it on, somehow
      Now this would up the stakes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick are you talking about misses her target?
        She successful fricks are target. But no one takes her seriously.
        The chud doesn't have to pass it on
        That's the fricking point
        They both just have to live with it
        Like aids

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The chud doesn't have to pass it on
          Is not the point that if you don't frick someone in x amount of time it will kill you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did you watch the movie?
            What the frick do you think the final scene is?
            Her walking the dork to go get pussy?
            It's them accepting their potential deaths

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what would happen if it was given to a user of this site?
              he's not going to be able to go out and find a willing female.
              that's what miss marvel told me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They both just have to live with the curse of a ghost that inevitably kills you and then goes off to kill the next person in the frickchain
          Actually functionally moronic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hopefully the soundtrack is "I I follow you, you follow me" on a loop

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Autistic puzzle game masquerading as a movie.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a great movie, frick off. There's too much utter shit out there nowadays to go and attack one of the few bright spots in horror over the past 10 years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It Follows being mediocred doesn't affect the fact that horror movies are utter shit nowdays. In fact, calling it mediocre is a compliment taking that in mind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No the invisible monster shit was stupid. It's always stupid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >getting autistic about "muh tropes"
        >not just watching the movie

        cool

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's just as moronic as that terminator throwing John Connor around, which also happens in this flick.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're too right dude. How unrealistic! Some other crazy things these kinds of movies want us to believe

            >ghosts are real
            >monsters are real
            >zombies are real

            Completely lost me there. Horror is positively ridiculous!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Please, it was totally limpdick shit. What even was the kill count in it, one?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >INVISIBLE STD MONSTER WAS GREAT!!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simple, it's paced well. There's no excruciating unnecessary character development, nor frantic action that oversaturates. There were no egregious visual or audible mistakes, nothing to interrupt the smooth experience of watching. Only the end battle was extra cliche, but it got through without offending the viewer. Compare that to a marvel movie or sony spiderman, it's no contest.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When every other horror movie was either paranormal activity or the conjuring
    When every non horror was a comic book movie
    A mediocre followed through conceptual horror movie goes from a 6/10 to a 9

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I watched a movie outside of the cultural zeitgeist it captured
    >how come it doesn't feel right

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it started very strong but went to shit fast

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that tony hawk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wonder what he's up to

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bone chilling slow burn shit was obviously shilled very forcefully. You know no real people were holding any of this movement up as good except for mindcucked Redditors.

    There was a big coordinated movement to undermine traditional horror through the 10s. It follows is prime example of the woke inclusive basedflicks that are artificially praised as a weapon against good honest horror.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's not a single minority in this flick you mindbroken moron.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I praise it for she

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This and The Guest made her my waifu. She was also pretty good in Watcher.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >great atmosphere
    >great music
    >best idea for monster horror in forever

    Only thing I wasn't crazy about was some of the character's

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What if le bawd shaming could le kill you
      >Good idea
      Cringe

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The idea of something slowly walking evey second until it catches up to you is creepy imo. It never runs or sprints. Looking forward to the sequel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would maybe be enjoyable if they didn't make it some lame political statement.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You think STDs are a political statement?
            She's gets a literal sexual transmitted ghost
            You're the Black person making it about guilt it whatever

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The monster is a metaphor for STDs, you /misc/tard. Go back to your virginity containment zone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The "STD metaphor" take feels kind of surface level to me, because there's a lot more going on than just that. Sure the curse is transmitted through sex and its something you just have to deal with before it inevitably kills you (which really cant be said for really any STD but HIV, amd even then not so much these days), but it also requires you to constantly sacrifice other people to survive, and even people you willingly bring into it (like the friend at the end) have to do likewise. The metaphor kind of falls apart there.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy how normies have to come up with these convoluted solutions in order to frick someone who is infected. Instead of just not having sex, they have to coom and be chased for the rest of their lives.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the movie isn't really about sex, it's about guilt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but going with the logic of the movie, people would rather deal with being killed than renouncing sex lmao

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there was a really big push in 2010s to turn horror into a "respected" genre and it feels more absurd each day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blumchads will always laugh last

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard there was a mom/son incest scene, is this true? Why does nobody talk about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s not one, the monster takes the form of his mother naked and kills him. You see a glimpse of it on top of him, presumably it fricked/crushed him to death

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    something something 3 second cuts

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There hasn't been a single great horror movie made since the 2000s

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was the start of ~~*hollywood*~~ trying to get the horror audience into the mainstream and start producing billion dollar horror fad movies. It Follows fits the same A24 mold, a gimmick monster that is actually an analogy for something else, the clean sterile look of the movie, the shitty actors you get off craigslist with wooden acting and camera just filming them looking into the distance, the obligatory subversion of expectations where it goes from an attempt at a horror movie to a pretentious homosexual movie where the monster is discarded or made into a joke
    This trash was in production around the same time as The Babadook. After this trash paved the way they released all A24 shitty movies, the shitty Jordan Peele race bait movies, Stranger Things, the shitty IT remake, Sinister. There is a huge oversaturation of these kinds of nuhorror movies that are just lame.
    Just google search 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 horror and look at the shit that they pumped out. Take one look at this shit and it's all pretentious It Follows type of garbage.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've never seen a Jordan Peele movie, moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every one of them is just 2 hours of "white people are bad, give me reparations on my patreon" and then critics praise it because they support black takeover.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you talk about shit you know nothing about you end up looking like a moron. Grow up.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no, he's right, you're wrong and tnd is the only way to clean the planet

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It Swallows

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't use jump scares. It was a slow burn and always kept audiences tensed up.

    The curse is like playing a life-long game of tag. Like the guy who passed it onto the main girl said, you have to always be on your guard, never be trapped in a place without several exits. The temporary apartment he was in had bottles and other noisemakers to alert him if the thing was entering the house.

    You can take a flight and frick as many people to try and put yourself down on the chain and then keep globe-trotting, but at some point, it'll catch up to you. And you'll always be looking over your shoulder.

    What I don't get is, what would've happened if the entity had attacked him in plain-view in front of all those witnesses in the theater?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching it and fell asleep pretty quick. Therefore it's shit.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Legit top five jump scares. No cap.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    saw it in the cinema 7-8 years ago. first half was good, especially as I'd never heard of it before.
    second half was repetitive.
    it was fine as a low budget horror, and did feel fresh in concept

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its honestly a bit creepy to think the killer monster might be in the fricking background to the point that you might not even realise it is there until it is close.
    Almost all the time when the director wants to put the monster around they practically show it to the audience to let you know its around and about to do something, or at least stalking someone.
    In It Follows, you only know its there when its to fricking close, or walking towards the group in a desolate area. Otherwise its always on the background, and always making a bee line for the target.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it, it's just a tall guy with funny alien eyes. He doesn't even do anything.

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