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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i was interested in this but then i saw that clip that was referencing 2001 and i'm not interested anymore. If i saw something like that in cinema i would literally walk out right after that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't know what clip you're talking about but I lost all interest when I say the niggress remake of barbie world

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and I would use the opportunity to put my feet on ur empty seat

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’ll shoot its wad opening weekend then fall off a cliff because everyone wanting to see it will have done so

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’ll mainly fall off a clip when audiences realize that it won’t be the fun movie that it was marketed as, and will actually be a miserably preachy woke feminist soapbox lecture.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dropped after the 9 Dash Line

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never heard of that until now and now I'm seething. How dare they?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Cinemaphile so obsessed with how much money a movie makes nowadays? We used to care about the quality of a movie, not how much revenue it produced

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      money can be used to buy products and services.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Popularity of products determines the trend of what other products we'll be getting.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We
      It’s funny when woke shit bombs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the movies are fricking terrible, so it's fun seeing how badly they do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We like to see bad movies crash and burn . It affects the rich movie makers much more if it's got bad box office versus reviews

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats a biological man

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want her to embrace my wiener with her mouth if you catch my drift.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    but is there dolphin seating?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lost interest when they admitted to astroturfing here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That interested me more. Seems like they wanna deradicalize incels. Okay, Mr. israelite, game on. I'm not paying for a ticket, but I'll watch.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's way too late because i have been on that fricking train since day 1

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude looks like Steven Seagal in a wig.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie is about Barbie learning to be depressed and how nothing matters

    yeah bro, normies are going to be pissed when they realize it's not a fun comedy
    literally going to be Spring Breakers all over again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      its the opposite, filmbros saw her letterboxd and now think its going to be something deep and irreverent when itll just be a dumb popcorn flick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Letterboxd trannies are a vocal but small fraction of the box office population. Normies just want a fun movie.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it'll break 500 million no problem. Barbiebros, were going home!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no such thing as Barbie "Bros"

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hearing that man voice scream was hilarious, I have to admit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats just her normal voice dont be transphobic

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be a movie about Barbie
    >Still pander to China with the 9 Dash Line

    Yeah, dropped. Bad enough Hollywood's already been pandering the political/gender/culture wars this past decade and they still have the audacity to suck off China. Hollywood can die now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      barbies are made in china

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an R rated comedy neutered down to pg13, when has that ever turned out well?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally looks like a car commercial

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smell feet

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